RAW GAMETHREAD #2
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>>2217869
Terrible cartoon
is this canon?
>>2217869
Based cartoon
So Bayley wants a rematch after losing clean?
Come get it tripfags. I'm here to remove you and make /asp/ great for once
>In for cumfy tag champs
>you will never face her face
10th for Bayley's sweet ass.
>Steph has got the fakies back in
dropped
>>2217869
>Steph's tits
holy fuck lads
What does that funky doodad on Kevin Owen's arm mean?
Triple H going over Jasethy
>ywn Steph
>Raw advertises Seth Rollins talking to Steph
>that's the entire segment
Smackdown is so much better.
dem tits
TITS
Steph blasting the tits.
>>2217896
Y'see there's a reason why I'm called Triphammer
DAT cleavage
holy fucking yum
>>2217906
its the fleur de lis of quebec. assuming its a tribute thing to the people who died in that shooting yesterday
>>2217906
quebecer wanted to take his land back from the muslim scourge, and owens is fully in support of him
based fatass
Someone post those tits holy fuck
SCREENCAPS OF STEFF PLS
Why doesn't Seth just pedigree Steph? I'm sure that would get Triple H come out.
They should have Seth come out with an Urn and summon the spirit of the shield but bring out the wrong urn and accidently summon kane and the undertaker and have them possessed to challenge triple h and then chokeslam him until HHH knocks the urn revealing it's paul bearer then they team up 3 on 1 against Seth and then combine the shield and 3 v 3 epic match!!
RAW drags on after these commercials
>Get out
Is this movie /woke/???
what the actual fuck is this shit
>>2217906
The anniversary of Dino Bravo being slain.
>>2217917
You're among the worst out of all of them. You may have had noble intentions at the start, but you stared into the abyss for too long, and the soul of shitposting has corrupted you. You must be removed immediately
>>2217927
Damn yes!!
>>2217928
I'll post it
>>2217928
This is wonderful. Thank you anon.
>>2217933
It's just like literally every other Blumhouse Production horror movie except the lead's a black guy.
>>2217927
HOREE SHIT YES DUDE
>>2217914
>>2217915
>>2217916
>>2217919
>>2217920
>>2217924
>>2217925
>>2217923
Don't be an edgy faggot
>>2217936
cringe
>>2217928
Webm? Who dis? Is that Dana in the back?
>>2217917
Kek, this faggot doesn't even sleep just to shitpost lmao
>>2217906
It's in protest of trudeau allowing refugees into canada
>all these tripfags
Is reddit or wew down tonight?
>>2217936
Remove 200 pounds and you'd be at a healthy BMI
>Based Crisley return
>>2217944
what is your point
>>2217947
Stay out of this, civilian
>>2217944
No shit they're fake. Wrestling is fake too but we're all watching it, so what?
>>2217944
moar?
>cruisershit already
fuck me
Tony Nese is pretty cool
WE CAN BLOW YOUR MIND
addfsdjfhsdfjhsdfhsfhfhsd
WISHINdhasdhshdDISHES
asdhasjdlasjdlasjdlasjdlasjd
>>2217933
looks like one on them cuck films
>>2217927
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
What finishing move should i hit on her when i see her this weekend
>>2217953
Proof that the corruption has gotten to you. Can you not see that you are the very embodiment of carter?
DAB ON EM!
Time for the boringweights. Can we stop turning everything purple when they come out. It's like the sin cara light thing but worse.
>>2217944
to be fair it has been a while.
Piss break
>watching RAW after what happened last night
c u c k s
>>2217946
it's just a shitpost, dickhead
>>2217968
The Breakup
>all this shitposting
You're killing this cute little girl with your cancer!
Anyone not watching the cruisershits
>le non-heel muslim guy
Can we just turn him heel already? I know Vince wants it.
>>2217972
But sin cara is based
>>2217819
I think he meant fighting games like street fighter, tekken, etc
Serious question, will Sami Zayn, Mustafi & Daivari all get deported out of the country and WWE now with Trump's new laws?
another one to deport
>>2217975
>>2217978
Lmao you got worked, ya seethin?
Ali looks like my server in a swanky chicago bar
>>2217968
Facebuster
>>2217986
Your memes have no effect on me. Mend your ways at once
>>2217939
>>2217928
>>2217942
>googles blumhouse
Ah, I see.
Funny Games gave me weird feels though
SOMEONE CALL TRUMP, THERE'S ONE OF THEM IN THE RING!!!
>>2217927
This would make me watch wrestling again
>>2217968
bronco buster
>>2217968
>Lavender hair
>Brown roots
Dyinghairfordummies.jpg
This match is boring.
Dang, Jojo
>>2217985
Only if they have citizenship in a majority muslim country that Trump doesn't do business in.
BOOOOOOOOOORING
BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
>That gun comment
>Suddenly silence
>Picturing Vince yelling at Graves for that
L M A O
>>2218003
im woke now
>>2217927
Damn I love this
Thoughts on our new Cruiserweight Champion?
YOU COULD HEAR A PIN DROP!
>this match
>>2217999
I bet this will never stop being funny.
>>2218010
What did he say? Wasn't really paying attention
>caring about the god damn cruiserweights
Might as well put on another divas match.
>>2218014
Mend your ways. Now
>>2218014
based desu
>>2218014
who gives a shit
State of Raw marks
*THIS IS AWESOME CLAP CLAP*
>>2218003
I'd feast on that ass
botch?
>there will be one or two more of these matches after this
What happened to Tony Nese using that move he stole from Pentagon?
>>2218015
>crowd only cheers and reacts for based prince Ali
Pottery. Nese is garbage.
>>2218014
Him and /plan/ are the only alphas
>>2218018
AA: He loves his biceps!
CG: Well they do love guns here in Texas
>awkward silence
>Graves doesn't talk for a bit
>Coles talks about the match again
>>2218024
I didn't vote for Obama. If Trump is doing this for protection why exclude Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan?
>>2218014
Based
>Literal who town
>Post-rumble RAM
>Guaranteed no debuts
>Being so pathetic as to watch a 3 hour mandrama show
Based neise deporting the refugee
>Still waiting Steph screencap
>>2218033
Kek, fucking Graves, man
>>2218030
WWE are going to sign Pentagon soon, senpai.
Nigga is that Austin Aries
Is Aries clean to wrestle? He is too based
LMAO AUSTIN ARIES COMPLETELY BURYING TONY NESE
Did Aries come to wwe just to be a commentator?
Or will he wrestle again?
I agree with him leaving tna reguardless
Austin Aries is gonna be based af when he comes back
>yfw
What did he mean by this?
>>2218035
t. someone who knows nothing about how the world works
>>2218049
did she get new titties
Are the manlets gone?
>>2217869
wow austin aries reminds me of mean gene. manlet. great interviewer. GOAT
please make him a permanent gene type of guy. get rid of the women interviewers
zzz
Who here A+ Show
/TeamSmackdown/ reporting in
Austin Aries should be the next Mean Gene, dip the wrestling, just become a dipshit interviewer
>>2218049
did they get bigger
>>2218042
don't you even joke about that!
>>2218037
>RAM
>>2218054
Some time last year, after the Ziggler angle
>>2218047
He's injured iirc
>>2218047
He was wrestling on nxt then his eye got busted so they put him on commentary for cruiserweight matches
Just waiting for some Steph tits.
>>2218059
/smack/ reporting in
>>2218055
you'd be better of not watching WWE or wrestling if you're not a fan of manlets desu.
>>2218035
They used the Obama list of dangerous countries, they are looking to extend the ban to more countries, Egypt and SA may get a pass because the government there is very pro-american at this time, Pakistan is probably going to get banned as well.
>>2218035
Because fuck muslims, tha'ts why.
>>2218059
WE WON AGAIN
>>2218052
So its all for show
>Mandrama
>>2218063
>Pentagon left AAA and won't be on the next season of LU (though will be on whatever they already have taped)
>Mexican peso is shit-tier
I mean it sucks since Pentagon is amazing but it seems the writing is on the wall.
>>2218080
Misdirection m8
>>2218071
>Buttchin
Eve Torres had an amazing cleavage.
>>2218059
here
Who here /PeachPeople/ ??
Who's gonna win the 2018 Royal Rumble?
>Rumble in Philly
Great, a literal city of fat obese smarks
>>2218059
based
>>2217869
Just got on.
What did I miss?
>>2218076
What the fuck does there government matter. It's there citizens that are dangerous. Trump is a fake looking out for his business interest. Until he bans Saudi Arabians this ban might as well not exist. What happened to America first?
That Aries/Nese segment was something to behold.
Lets pretend that first hour didnt happen. Start fresh. What do you say RAM?
>>2218090
asuka
>>2218073
Hi Kulet
>>2218090
Shinsuke
HERE COMES OUR GUY
>>2218094
my god
seth getting 0 pop or reaction whenever he comes out is the funniest fucking thing every single week
HERE COMES ONE HALF OF THE WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENT!!!!!!
>>2218084
He does love doing business with the Saudis and Eygpt
>>2218095
Braun wants fatty's title
Based Club said nerds
Little guys did things
Did Seth fuck Stephanie?
>>2218102
>Our guy
Hahahaha no
Wait i thought this year was the 30th rumble?
>>2218090
Calling it now Sammy Zayne and im not happy about it.
>>2218105
I dont see Based Big Dog
>aaaaahhhhh
What did Seeth mean by this?
>>2218096
Trump is for ALL Americans. Just for SOME of those Americans more than others.
DEM FAKE PLASTIC TITS
>suck it up buttercup
>babe
>whatever the fuck he just did with his fingers AAAAGGGHHH
JASETHY IS THE WORST OF ALL TIME
WOAT
AHAHAHAH
HHH & Stephanie McMahon are swingers/cuckold right?
>>2218108
Yes. He will again.
STEPHANIE
BTFO
T
F
O
>>2218100
Sup Trip!
The crowd died
>>2218098
Holy fuck that was an hour already? The state of RAM
Will he go over?
THE KEKING CONTINUES
>>2218098
Got my snacks ready, let's do this.
Time to get /cumfy/
FUCKING FINALLY RAM HAS BANTZ
>>2218108
In Kayfabe, yes
That's why HHH hate him
BTFO
>>2218127
I fucking hope so
>time for Steph emasculation
>>2218108
this a pretty good storyline, but if they add this angle it would be the most based angle in a long time.
10/10 should event Wrestlemania
Ding dong
I'm a ding dong cow
>>2218102
>the state of RAW
OH FUCK SETH!
Steph's titties! Oh my fucking yum!
>All these fans OOOOHing like they're sick burns
They're all shit and this is so fucking lame.
BASED STEPH PROTECTING SETH BY ASKING HHH TO STAY AT HOME
WHERE'S HER THANK YOU STEPH, SETH?
GOD DAMN SETH!
>>2218099
Would mark
What matches do we have confirmed for WM so far?
Owens/Jericho
Orton/Wyatt
Cena/Taker
Reigns/Strowman
Rollins/HHH
MITB Ladder match
What else?
>>2218107
>Braun wants fatty's title
So just missed one thing then?
>>2218137
praise jihadi jesus
>Jasethy
APOLOGIZE
>It's another Steph gets to dress down a baby face with no pay off episode
>implying triple h tries to keep his dark side hidden
>2 months
what did he mean by this
APOLOGIZE
Dude in the La Parka mask is based as fuck
BASED seth tb.h f.am
>>2218148
It's Ramen vs Taker at Mania
>>2218151
That arena is empty af
>>2218148
>Reigns/Strowman
kek
Reigns/Taker
Suck it up
ayy la parka
>>2218083
doesn't he work for Konnan on the indies? Does Konnan still have any kind of relationship with wwe anymore? I'm just worried all these mexican Indie dudes aren't going to make the jump due to politics (inside the wwe and the us)
inc slap
What if Seth just fucks Steph right then and there
>>2218148
Beeg/NutShaq
THAT'S A SCARED DUDE
TRIPLE KEK CONFIRMED FOR BEING A KEK
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT
WHAT?
>thats a scared dude
THE FUCKING SHANTYTOWN OF JASETHY
they really need to speed conversations like this up
this fucking sucks
Boooorrrinnnnng
>>2218148
Seth's Dick/HHH's Nose
Damn son, I forgot just how good Seff could be. Romanetty and Deanetty BTFO
>yfw
>Waiting for Cole to say SEETHING the whole show
Just think:
If this was ECW Seth would have curb stomped her head on top of chair
Is it depressing that the best thing from this segment is that dude wearing La Parka mask?
Is this a cuck storyline?
BABYDICK ROLLINS GETTING BTFO
is this a shoot?
>>2218178
Gotta use that THREE (3) HOURS
>You don't measure up
What did she mean by this?
wtf i hate seff now
SETH GONNA MOLEST HAITCHS KIDS
>the face is threatening to become a pedo
wow great stuf wwe
state of seth
is Seth trying to seduce Steph?
>>2218148
MITB has its own ppv cuck. and its only for the A show roster
TRIPLE H IS CUMMING
>>2218188
barring steph's tits, of course
the amount of metaphors in one sentence
fucking peasant show
>>2218183
>this
>good
lmao
Really Steph? No slap?
SETH GOING FOR HUNTER'S KIDS
SAVE US HHH
>I'm a wrestler and i'm gonna make burocracy!
>I'm based
YAH SEE SEFF
>Seth threatening to fuck Haitch's kids
/ourguy/
WE KEK ANGLE NOW
RAW CONFIRMED #1 SHOW FOR NTRFAGS
>>2218149
correct
TRIPLE H IS CUMMING
AND HE'S CUMMING FOR YOU.
THE CAME IS HERE.
TIME TO PLAY THE CAME
Did Seth threaten to harm Steph's kids?
I'm kind of hard, should I jerk off to fakes of Steph?
>Imma murder your children Seth
What did Seth "Babykiller" Rollins mean by this
Them Steph tits bouncing up the ramp
EL CERO MIEDOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2218212
punished jesus
I love seth
>implying hes NOT going to curb stomp children
>Seth flailing about in the background
>Seth delivering GOAT promo
>Steph's bouncing tits
>Seff vs Haitch
Literally the best RAM segment in months
HE'S CUMMING FOR SETH
>>2218219
Best tag team on Raw
>TRIPLE KEK is cuming
>>2218148
https://discord.gg/mKGb4
come here
bretchrist wants you
>>2218217
Just watch her old Low Blows and hit yourself in the nuts
When you play the game you become the architect of your own demise.
>>2218183
>jashety
>good
the state of (you)
>>2218226
>>Seth delivering GOAT promo
ABSOLUTE STATE OF RAW PLEBS LMAO
what was seth doing back there
>1 hour into the show
>need to recap the beginning of the show
>>2218229
wtf? i love raw now!
WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA
Seth's smug heel promos were much better
His current ones are decent but not on the top tier level desu
>I'm cumming for your kids
-jasethy
>>2218231
Im into light cbt but it's only fun with a partner, so not tonight
>person
wew
>>2218234
The promo wasn't bad, Seth always delivers his lines smooth, he just does it in a dull manner
Based Master Race Club
>>2218236
sometimes people just need a quick rundown. no biggie.
>>2218241
Hide yo' kids and hide yo' husband, cause seth's pedigreeing 'errybody out here
>yfw Seth was actually threatening to tell Haitch's kids that he's not the father
>>2218242
I wonder if haitch has steph do so some cBT on him. ,,, he probably does
>>2218234
Enough with the memes, faggot. That promo was pretty good. Honestly, it was on the same level as a Cena promo. SmackFucks will deny this though, so whatever.
can someone please webm stephs tits
>>2218254
That's some Maury shit right there, son
what if seth goes to triple h's house and chris hansen is there?
Seth vs HHH in a Fuck Booty Match
SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP
I think I know why the promos today feel so bad. Back in the Attitude days the crowd was so nuts that you had time to stand there and think of a witty retort. Now it doesn't seem like they are standing there waiting for the crowd to calm down, it just looks like bad acting.
Lads I gotta say. Pausing Raw at the very beginning and skipping through the CW match and all the ads up until this point has made this a pretty good episode so far
wish we had intergender here so we could watch Sheamus and Charlie fuck
>all these nopops
how can raw kill everyone's interest so thoroughly
Meltzer just leaked a Rollins shoot interview. What did triple kek mean by this?
>Paul called me into his office, he said this monday night on raw I should make out with Steff. He laughed and said "it would be a huge pop" Paul had his legs crossed, which is odd for him. I told him I felt uncomfortable doing it. Paul slammed the desk hard and told me to get out while he opened his laptop"
oh no cesaro
oh no.....
>>2218217
>Fakes
>he hasn't seen the legit nudes yet
>>2218256
I don't see why not, having a fetish together as a couple is hot as fuck
This is hella gay, yo
>>2218258
This
>>2218227
CUM FOR ME SETH
>>2218275
>Paul slammed the desk hard and told me to get out while he opened his laptop"
Sheamus and Charlotte are fucking, right?
rofl king of the cruiserweights
is that like being king of the midgets,
WE HAVE THE KING OF CRUISERWEIGHTS HERE BOWDOWN!!!!
But sir if we bow we'll still be double ur size lol