Raw game thread #1 Based Bug Dog edition

>>2216912

>The Bug Dog

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>>2216912
>yfw he was #30

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>>2216912
You're very early m8.

>>2216912
Lets predict tonight's episode lads

"Welcome to Monday Night Raw!"
*Roman Reigns music hits*

>>2216955

>IM NOT A BAD GUY
>Roman with a shit eating grin as he gets booed out of the building.

Its gonna be great.

GOLY SHIT

BIG DOG VS GOLDBERG CONFIRMED

GET HYPE!

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>>2216955
Plenty of time to get /snacks/ and /comfy/

>watching RAM
eeeewwwww no thank you

BBDWTS

>>2217132
kyscarter

>>2217110
>replying to a thread of a show you don't want to watch
sounds pretty cuck, bro.

>>2217153
I'm just memeing of course I will watch the based big dog

Fuck Modern Family, please cancel this shit show

How bou anuddah jackhamr?

When will Nu Metal return

1 bing guys.

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>Roman isn't champ
>Roman didn't win the rumble
ITS LIKE THIS COMPANY HAS A DEATH WISH FUCK THIS SHIT MY ROMAN DESERVES BETTER

inb4 Roman Reigns starts RAM for the 20th week in a row

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will tonight be the night?

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When's the Serbian Husky coming out?

KO still getting that babyface pop when he comes out.

Who's ready for the BOOOOOOOOOS?

Kevin Owens is the only guy who sells big matches but then he's forced to go back to 100% because no one else can sell

Holy Fuck look at all the kids

>>2217491
fuck off smark, they are actually saying

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHH

B A S E D
I O
G G

>fatso and leaf
meh, better than Steph and Seff

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Ready for Booty

Just a public service announcement, but the fat, unemployed smarks who boo the faces and cheer the heels ruin the business.

Isn't it crazy how the RAW title is the second tier one now?

It was the second match of the night yesterday, didn't get the big fight feel that the Cena match got and the Rumble winner had nothing to do with RAM

Kevin Owens has been in perpetual hell having to feud with every SHIELD member for a year and a half now

>>2217497
I'm here live, that's not what they're saying.

Holy shit Byron is awful

KO is the weakest and worst booked champion in WWE history.

BASED FAT ASS WORKING THE ENZOS AND BIG KEKS

Who has a good stream link?

Jercho already proving he is saving raw

>>2217501
But the heels are always in the right and the faces are all shitty

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>2217513
crickfree

>>2217510
Georgia Gold?

>>2217513
network.usa.com

Who's coming out? Strowman? Reigns? Balor?

>Tfw no Georgia Gold

>oppornunity

Based Owens working the anti-smarks

Usually after a shitty PPV we have a decent RAW.

Whats going to happen?

Kevin and Miz

Mick and D-Bry have been completely biased their entire time GMs

KO gonna have a heart attack kek

THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!

THIS IS JUST LIKE MY CHINESE CARTOONS

WE ARE THE ONES
WE ARE THE ONES
THE CHOSEN ONE

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>oponudniny
can he just go already?
jesus he sucks

>oppornunity

wat

BASED FATTY WORKING THE DEAF MARKS

>5 hours
>zero wins

Since when did KO start talking with a rasp when he cuts promos?

>oppurnunity

what did he mean by this

>>2217533
>I'd like to-like to deglare-declare myself the Royal Rumble
>Confused smirk

#61minuteman

BASED JERICHO WORKING THE OBESE MARKS/SMARKS

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>YFW there's three cruiserweight matches tonight

#61Minutes

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>valiantly

So valiantly means hiding outside the ring half the time?

>>2217538
He's the unofficial winner of the 2012 one, but unfortunately Vince was (is) retarded.

BASED JERICHO

>CORBIN'S BITCH

#61MinuteMan

BBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN

>>2217549
This isn't Twittah you stupid idiot

Braun coming out to declare his loyalty to Canada because he hates Trump

This is the first wwe show I have watched since The wwe title was on a spinner. What am I in for?

ARE WE FINALLY GETTING NEW PEOPLE IN THE MAIN EVENT PICTURE

Owens is just so fucking fat holy shit

#ThankYouStrowman

THANK YOU STROWMAN

>I can't stand Roman Reigns

What did he mean by this ?

Reminder that Kane wasn't in the Rumble

So, AJ Styles is in the Gay Community

>Thank you Strowman

>>2217548
RAW is shit. Smackdown main eventing WrestleMania just proves it.

THANK YOU STROWMAN
THANK YOU STROWMAN
THANK YOU STROWMAN

BRAUN HATES ROMAN TOO

Is he /ourguy/ ?

>THANK YOU STROWMAN

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>Thank you Stroman

BASED STROWMAN

>>2217538
He was supposed to win the 2012 Royal Rumble but Vince decided to go with Sheamus at the last minute.

Kevin is fucking terrible on the microphone

Why don't Owens lose weight?

BIG PROOF BRAUN

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>thank you strowman

>Bug Dog BTFO

kek, get the microphone outta this behemoth's hand

>storytelling
on RAM
I'M SHOCKED

Damn Strowman is good on the mic

BASED STROWMAN
RECORD CORRECTED

THE STATE OF THAT UGLY ASS SUIT

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>Foley's fucking outfit

BASED BIGGER DOG TEARING OUT THE CHIHUAHUA'S THROAT

FUCK OFF KEK

>>2217573
>>>/v/

>>2217587
strowman based af

>CGI

Kek

Mick Foley dammit

JUST Foley

>THE UNIVERSE OF SELF-PROCLAIMED FEMINIST MICK FOLEY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Foley is so shit.
Why is he the Raw GM?

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>That fucking suit

I love strowman

Roman will interfere

>bug dog
Someone Photoshop Romans face on a roach
Potential for new ebin menes right here

just tuned in, did i miss based big dog

>>2217599
Goddamn that suit!

BASED FUCKING STROWMAN

Vince's new hardon is Braun.

Losing the belt in Laredo, TX. I dont think so.

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>>2217533
>bon stoman
ffs foley needs to go with him

>Anon's Dad walks in

I think that segment was actually pretty good except for the parts where Mick was talking

How did Zayn get a title shot? Or is Jericho just being nice to him?

Nice main event at least.

LESSER PUPPER ABSOLUTELY BTFO BY BIGGER DOG

>Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzayn

>>2217608
No you missed people thanking Strowman for fucking over Roman though.

>>2217620
Not for the title

So, STROWMAN VS GOLDBERG @ Fastlane 4 DA BELT?????????????????

Why did Braun of all people get the big singles push after the draft??

Might watch that 24 just for that Georgia guy

13 MINUTE PROMO

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

HOW DO RAWTISTS DEAL?

>>2217615
Looks like we might be setting up Roman vs Strowman at WM.

>>2217630
Hes fucking massive

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This is officially 24 game thread preshow

>>2217630
B I G

>>2217624
Roman will beat Braun at Fastlane kek

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>>2217620
It's not for the title.

Also
>Zayn had to beat Seth Rollins for a spot in the Rumble
>Ellsworth, Enzo, Jack Gallagher, and Xavier Woods don't even have to ask

>>2217630
because he's big.

he looks like a big dumb baby though, and just sounds retarded

>>2217630

Coz he's a beast

>>2217629
>being this gullible
>>2217633
Roman vs Strowman at Fastlane

Mick, you're worth millions of dollars. You don't need to shop at the thrift store, anymore.

>>2217630
Because he's big.

Should have been based Luke Harper getting the monster push

>>2217630
vince

>>2217633
Dude, Roman/Taker. Where have u been?

>>2217639
FOUND THE MANLET

Why doesn't a wrestler have minipop kids as a theme?

>>2217633
No it's Reigns vs. Taker. Braun doesn't have a match yet.

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>>2217644
>Not Cena/Taker
It's gonna happen, dammit.

How is Kevin Owens the heel in this situation? He's completely justified, imagine if your boss did this to you at work. Must be why WWE doesn't have a trade union.

>>2217637
Probably, midcarder beating a midcarder, seems legit

>>2217641
Well one way or another Goldberg is taking the title at Fastlane be it from Strowman or Owens and then beating Lesnar at Mania, brother

>>2217645
even corbin is better

>>2217630
>Why is the biggest and strongest full-timer on the roster getting a push?

Hmm, I don't think I can think of one reason...you got me.

>>2217633
>the state of Penis Matoi

It's Roman vs Taker at WM and Roman vs Strowman at FL you dope

>>2217650
>midcarder
>2 WM main events
>1 royal rumble win
>1 undercarder match
>been in at least the final three of the rumble in all of his appearances

>>2217649
>imagine your boss makes you work

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>le ska ginger muzzie still hasn't been fired

Based Zayn getting that babyface pop. Only obese anti-smarks hate Zayn

BASED SAMUEL ZAYN

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who the fuck listens to ska anyway

>>2217653
Yep that's the plan

ALLAHU AKBAR

What is Sami Zayns gimmick?

why this geek hasn't been deported yet what the fuck

D E P O R T
E
P
O
R
T

>Ole chants

Based Generico living through his student Sami Zayn

>>2217669
Terrorist in training

why are these two canadians wearing french canadian arm bands?

>>2217664
half the ppl from my hischool 10 years ago lol

>>2217669
fagtastic

Sami Zzzzayn time to take a nap

>>2217669
A geek

Not even memeing

>>2217664
>Le I only listen to partrican genres like post-rock and black metal

>>2217669
underdog from the underground

do u guys thnk sami will be deported hahaha

>>2217669
Immigrant cab driver.

>No one in WWE likes Sami Zayn

BTFO by Corey "big mic" Graves

>>2217659
>People actually want Reigns/Taker
Yes I would love a boo fest.

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Im actually kind of glad that roman eliminated undertaker from the number 30 spot.

Now we all know theres no defending that, from any standpoint (storytelling or character development), which means we all know now that anyone still rooting for him is doing it ironically.

With that said

B A S E D
I O
G G

>>2217685
Literally nobody's getting deported, and he's from Canadia anyway

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>Sami Zzzzayn

>>2217669
He hates being on Raw

>>2217689
>Penis Matoi doesn't want Reigns to bury the Undercarder
Smh

Sami just scared the hell out of that little girl

>>2217693
this

>>2217691
wrong

based Sami Zayn working /asp/ into a shoot with his mere presence.

>chinese warriors
>costumes makes them look like power rangers

>>2217693
Can you blame him?

>>2217700
Not an argument

who decides the winner ultimately??

help a newb

WTF I LOVE ARBY'S NOW

>Zzzayn will never move out of the mid-card scene

>>2217669
Muslim, liberal, vegan, environmentalist, hipster cab driver.

OK, details are shaky, but apperently according to backstage news Roman is set to run in during the main event and destroy JeriKo and Braun establishing him as a monster.

>>2217706
Vader

>>2217690
I mean, nobody actually enjoys The Undercarder anymore. We all know he desperately needs to retire.

>>2217708
good

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>>2217691
>from Canada anyway
Apparently you don't know the specifics of the based ban

>>2217716
Not an argument

>>2217704
Hello fellow Tripfriend!

>>2217716
>>>/pol/

>>2217704
you lost, get over it

>>2217716
His father is the immigrant. Zayn was born in Canada and has a full Canadian passport. Check the details on the ban.

>>2217718
found the spic

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>tfw you filter every tripfag and /asp/ becomes a lot less shitty

>cucks still watching RAM after that shitshow last night

Literally kys.

>>2217723
>>2217726
>>2217720
Not an argument

>>2217722
the owner of the show you are watchings wife is part of the current presidents cabinet. /asp/ is /pol/ now

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>mic foley reading off his hand cause he doesn't even know what city he is in

what the fuck is zayn still doing in my country

>>2217718
>debate me!

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>>2217716

>>2217732
Worked

>>2217728
WORKED BY BBD

Unironically thought Zayn gimmick was taxi driver

>>2217732
Haha yeah he sure is stupid :^)

At least he's a liberal feminist to make up for it

please, please tell me Zayn isn't wearing that black arm thing for the reason I think he is

>>2217713
Fart Vader?? haha I'm not buying that lol

>>2217735
NaA

So is Braun the face in the match tonight?

>>2217739
That's his heel gimmick, he drags guys to the back and runs them down in the cab

>>2217743
Okay, we won't tell you

>>2217725
Yes I'm aware. But just being from Canada is far from any immunity is the point I was making.

>>2217743
Owens was wearing something like that too. What does it mean? Terrorist sign?

>>2217727
I can shitpost without a trip too you dumb cunt.

>>2217743
There was a shooting in Canada you stupid polturds.

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>Sami wearing an armband with Quebec's fleur de lis
I love Sami

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>all these tripfags

>>2217753
:^)

why so many trip fags? is /woo/ down?

>>2217716
You seem to be lost.

>>>/pol/

>>2217755
are you retarded

>>2217752
Canada had one of those mass shootings and they're wearing armbands to "show support"

Smh Canada always finna copy Big Missile Merica

If Jericho wins, Dubs
If Sami wins, Trips

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>>2216925
>>2216941

>>2217757
If you can't beat them, join them. Maybe if everyone adopted a trip, Hiro would get off his fat ass and clean this board up

WE DID IT SAMI ZAYN BROS!!

YES!!!!

>>2217764
Jericho doesn't have one

>>2217760
the /v/ermins and wewtists that arrived thanks to RR haven't left yet

it wasn't for the belt?

Am I the only person who would be really interested in seeing Heel Sami Zayn?

>>2217773
Well after watching this shit show they will surely leave

>>2217747
braun is the face of the entire wwe universe at the moment

>inb4 Jerigoat retains at Fastlame

GUYS SAMI IS GOING TO GET BURIED XD

>Donald Trump hates him

>>2217772
he's from Winnipeg you idiot

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Oh shit, Sami is going to get his ass deported.

>Zayn hates America
>implying he'll win the US title

>>2217776
>muslim heel
>2017

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>>2217746
>>2217761
It was one comment, don't be so triggered.

>Sami putting up the peace sign after winning

BASED. FUCK DRUMPF. HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US!

>>2217787
Not an argument

Raw Is Recap

>>2217788
cringe

>>2217773
>/v/ermins
/v/ doesn't give a shit about your shit board aside for two of us. /a/ and /pol/ crossposters are the only one's you see here.

>>2217788
so gay

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>>2217782
Build the wall, make Sami pay for it

Based Sami working the trump cucks into a shoot,

>tfw no real WWE fighting game
>tfw you will never main AJ with Club striker combos
>tfw no command grab combos as Brock

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>>2217778
DON'T KILL HIM, HE HAS THE FACE OF A CHILD

>>2217788
wtf i love ZZZzzzZzzayne now

>>2217793
ya seething

>>2217798
BASED

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That commercial just reminds me that we will never get All-Stars 2

I unironically thinks Zayn is actually the best worker on RAW right now.

>>2217788
Go back to /pol/ faggot

>>2217809
He is

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>yfw Carter gives you a (You)

BUFTUWTS

>>2217809
easily, he is

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>>2217799
wwe 2k17

>>2217809
He is

Is this commercial implying that Dean is similar to The Rock and Macho Man?

>Zayn is in the ring
>Then this hits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NzWc0-p4Tk

How hard would you mark?

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>>2217810
Hey kid, Trump won :)

>>2217810
>thinking I'm a /pol/ retard
I voted for Hillary bro I'm a feminist like Mick Foley. Get a clue

>>2217809
He is

just got here, anything happen yet?

Fuck Braun strowman lmao

>>2217827
Nuffin

>>2217809
can you stop being gay, for literally 15 minutes

>>2217827
lot of newfags shitting up the thread

>>2217809
Cause he is

JUST
BAYLEY

>>2217827
Jericho put whipcream on his ass and let KO eat it

>>2217822
It looks nothing like Dean either.
They probably just figured grab a current guy since the game is about different generations of wrestlers

>>2217827
Yeah, carter ran out into the ring and got shot. Then, Vince came out and told him he drew 0 dimes

Bayley about to get SWISSED

G O L D U S T
O
L
D
U
S
T

>>2217809
Nah. he isn't.

Is Sheamus officially a face?

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>mix tag match

>>2217827
huge pop for Roman at the top of the show

NEEEEEEERDS

White Pride Worldwide gonna spitroast Bayley to produce alpha caucasian children

How is bayley so bad at every aspect of this? Did she learn anything in nxt

>Shattered Dreams
What did fridge mean by this?

>>2217843
she's getting a european uphercunt

Did Anderson just say at the end

'we getting laid, we getting laid'

Bayley is so fucking thick in the ass for a white woman.

>You will never hug Bayley

FREAKING NERDS

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NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

I didnt believe it when I saw someone say that Bayley's gimmick was just being an autistic kid, but then I realized that her outfit is literally pajamas

Nerd belong in the trash tbqh

>>2217857
>Bayley
>white

>mfw Charlotte gets Too Sweetd

>>2217851
>Mexican
>Caucasian
No

How is bayley so bad at every aspect of this? Did she learn anything in nxt

NERDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>2014 was 83 years ago

Charlotte and the club are fucking cringeworthy, straps back on shesaro

>>2217857
Bayley is a latinx

Charlottes fucked like half the people in her match

>>2217867
>Irish
>Swiss

>Mexican
No yourself

Alright tripfags, I'm here to remove you and get you off this board to bring peace back to /asp/. Come get ssome

>Segment doesn't have Charlotte too-sweet the Club

I dunno why, but that irritates me.

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>>2217857
>falling for the thicc meme
she has a doughy fat ass, bro.

They should have Seth come out with an Urn and summon the spirit of the shield but bring out the wrong urn and accidently summon kane and the undertaker and have them possessed to challenge triple h and then chokeslam him until HHH knocks the urn revealing it's paul bearer then they team up 3 on 1 against Seth and then combine the shield and 3 v 3 epic match.

NEW THREAD
>>2217869
>>2217869
>>2217869

>>2217858
I hugged Bayley.
Sorry for you tho

>Getting distracted by music

What a nerd lmao

>>2217881
BASED

>>2217857
She's got too much ass honestly

Hey lads, i'm new to /asp/. Is there a stream someone could direct me to?

YOU'RE NOT FIGHTING THE COO

>dat see through cleavage

>>2217855
kek

>>2217888
>Bayley has too much ass

Ok then, skeleton fucker.

>>2217881
holy shit yesss!!

>>2217856
he's been saying for a while now, it's a weak-ass "catchphrase" he keeps trying to get over on instagram