*theme song plays*

*women start masturbating*

*fedoramen samefags*

WHAT AN OVATION FROM THE DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU E UNIVERSE

*wife leaves me to go hangout with her "friends"*

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

*people change the channel*

BASED

>>2216029
*Crowd muted*

>>2216029
so, what are they doing with him now? He isn the united states champion anymore, he lost his chance for the universal belt, and he isnt headlining wrestlemania. How exactly can he be considered "the guy" or "the top dog" at this point?

*people leaves the arena*

>>2216094
Feud with Strowman and then Taker at Mania

*unzips dick*

>>2216112
so, a hell in a cell match for no belt then? who cares

*obese smarks start seething online*

>>2216125
Hell in a cell?

*autistic screeching*

*mumbles through a promo"

*biggest pop of all time followed by boos*

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*gets shook*

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>>2216125
More like Hound in a Pound, amirite?

HE IS NOT A BAD GUY, HE IS NOT A GOOD GUY, HE IS THE BASED GUY

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>>2216146

This. It's always a loud cheer at first, and then that's when the beta nu-males start booing. Every single time.

*works the obese smarks*

>>2216125
Hell in the cell? Wut

>>2216146
>>2216166
FedoRamen having to make up things is hilarious.

Just like WWE being caught endless times removing the boos, tuning in cheers, even swapping images of being with thumbs down with those of people cheering.

>I like to live in my own fabricated reality where Roman is over

Numbers don't lie. He's the biggest flop of all times.

>>2216161
Ryback is coming back?!

*audience is bored and unhappy*

>>2216280
>FedoRamen
This won't even get over with the newfags coming in from /v/

Im just very glad Orton won last night

*get worked*

*only uses two moves*

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>>2216359
>>2216288
>>2216135
>>2216106
>>2216054
>>2216055
>>2216044

>spend months getting smarks to finally start liking Roman
>ruin it in one night

>>2216029
*I FUCK KEVIN DUNN DUNN DUNN DUNN DUNN KEVIN KEVIN DUNN DUNN DUNN DUNN*

>>2216416
they never started liking him

>>2216130
>>2216220
???
Fuck are you retards on about

>>2216146
based roman working the grown ass men

>>2216029
>asp roman marks mute the tv so they don't have to hear BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2216416
>implying smarks will ever like roman
>implying wwe care whether or not smarks like Roman

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>Royal Rumble is still trending worldwide on twitter since last night

Will smarks ever recover