SO WHERE THE FUCK WAS KURT

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>>2212970
getting cucked by Jeff Jarrett

>>2212970
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Okay so details are still a bit sketchy, but apperently he was all set to be #30, but sometime during the womens championship match he had somekind of disagreement backstage, and promptly left the arena without telling anybody. Roman was a last minute scramble. Don't expect to ever see Kurt in the WWE again now, that bridge was fucking exploded tonight.

Did you guys legit expect him in the Rumble?

There's no way he's passing WWE's physical. Come on.

>>2213000
Oh thanks Mr. Insider. Seems completely legit.

>>2213000
My sources say the disagreement came from Kurt hearing about the planed finish to that match, in which Charlotte was to tie Bayley to a giant cross in the middle of the ring and put a crown of barbed wire on her head, the producers scrambled to change the finish but it was already too late and he had already left.

Okay so details are still a bit sketchy, but apperently he was all set to be #30, but sometime during the womens championship match he had somekind of disagreement backstage, and promptly left the arena without telling anybody. Roman was a last minute scramble. Don't expect to ever see Kurt in the WWE again now, that bridge was fucking exploded tonight.

>>2213012
>Angle says via TMZ not to expect him at the rumble
>Trips makes omega announce he won't be at the rumble
>"""smarks""": WTF WHERE WERE THEY??
I hate you all

>>2213325
Seriously about Omega, that nigga literally made it clear a few days ago that he was staying in Japan. And then for Angle, he's got one foot in the fucking grave are people insane?

>>2212970
he looks like...a bogdanoff...

>>2213299
Oh look it's a new meme

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>>2212999
>>2213000
KEK'D AND CHECK'D

>>2213392
Mainlining assloads of HGH for decades will do that to ya.

He was probably wrestling at a local bingo hall or school gymnasium cause he can't pass a physical from any of the major federations.

His neck is in such bad shape that he'll never be cleared to wrestle for WWE. No Federation will allow him to wrestle cause they don't want to be liable if he hurts or for that matter paradises himself in the ring.

Just cause he's now under contract with WWE under a Legends deal, doesn't mean he can't do indy shows. It just gives the rights to use his likeness for merchandise and restricts him from doing things for any major federation.

>>2213325
>>2213369
Like, okay, if you were expecting Finn or Samoa Joe and you're pissed they weren't there, I get that, but come on, this is like expecting Punk to show up.

>>2212970
Randy Courture sure looks younger these days