*wins royal rumble*

New Boom Period confirmed

>>2202418
*buyrates collapse*
*dimes disappear*
*attendances vanish*

>>2202431
>Ortonnetty
>boom period

He killed the last brand split, what's another?

>>2202418
>Orton wins Rumble
>Cena wins WWE title
>Roman wins Universal

WWE is really going to fuck up the most anticipated show they had in years, aren't they

>>2202445
>>2202462
Yeah it'd probably be better for the company for someone like Sami Zayn to win haha :^) don't forget to upvote my post

>>2202497
Zayn isn't established box office poison like Ortonnetty and Reignssidy though.

>>2202497
Yeah, actually.

>>2202418
HEY
NOTHING ROMAN CAN SAY
WILL EVER SAVE THE LOW BUYRATES
NOW IT'S TIME TO SHINE
GONNA DRAW THE DIMES
DRAW THE DIIIIIIMES

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>>2202497

>Yeah it'd probably be better for the company for someone like Sami Zayn to win haha :^) don't forget to upvote my post

>>2202500
It's already established just by looking at him. Someone like him is good in the ring sure, but the average person isn't going to get excited for WM hearing that Sami Zayn is main eventing. Or insert whatever other indie-guy you want he's just an example.

Say what you want but the average fan will get excited for someone like Cena in the main event and as much as people on this board will meme it to death they will get excited too.

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*makes a surprise return*

>>2202516
Kek not true at all.
First of all who is the average person? Because I told my dad thar Cena is going for the title and his response was "wait Again? Really?"
There is no average person anymore. No one is drawing any casuals. Anyone that watches mania will already be an established fan regardless of who is in the main event.

>>2202516
Unpaid WWE shill pls go.

>le LOOK

Nobody cares about this anymore.

>they will get excited too

"People don't actually mean what they say! They secretly want Cena in the main event! HAVIN' FUN MAGGLE!"

>>2202418
As long as it ends in Bray going over at Mania, I'm all for SNEK winning

>>2202641
I do it for free because I love WWE

>>2202650
I would be so fine with Orton v Wyatt at Mania for the belt. It would be a great conclusion to a storyline nobody even gave a fuck about until they won the Tag Titles.

Snek wins the Rumble, Wyatt walks out of EC the WWE Champion (he doesn't even need to pin Styles to do so) and it all finally comes to a head.

>>2202516
No average person will get excited for Wrestlemania regardless of how sweaty and muscular the men are because wrestling is lame as shit
>he thinks Orton will main event over Goldie and Lesnar
Kek

*kills brand split for second time*

>>2202756
He did main event over Bork and Taker at WM30
>inb4 le funny memes taketty/undercarder xDdDXDXd

>>2202756
Autism: the post

The crowd will absolutely hate if Orton wins.
WWE can't be this stupid.

>>2202778
The crowd was marking the fuck out for Orton this past week on smackdown. But yeah I'm guessing tonight's crowd will be pretty smarky and boo whoever wins unless it's Samoa Joe or Balor

>>2202778

didnt stop them from having Batista and ramen winning!

>>2202785
They'd probably cheer for a Jericho or Taker win.

>>2202778
Doubt it

Orton isn't going to be in the title picture until after he takes out Bray Wyatt

>>2202822
The rumor is Bray vs. Orton for the title, so I'm guessing Bray will win the Chamber match

>>2202418
*i quit watching wwe*

>>2202418
What made betting sites suddenly skyrocket his odds? Was there information leaked somewhere? Have betting sites been reliable for the rumble in the past?

Is he really going to win or is this a work?

>>2202946
Big Money Meltz is apparently saying he will win.

>>2202418
>blandy boreton
state of this company

>>2202418
KOFI needs to to over Orton for the win. Fucking poetry.

>>2202948
Oh ok, I thought maybe it was a credible source

>>2202778
>The crowd will absolutely hate if Orton wins.
>RKO chants every single time he shows up on smackdown
>got cheered over Harper, who's a smark darling
>was over as fuck on the tribute to the troops
c'mon now son, casuals love Orton for some reason

IF YOU BUILT A SUPERSTAR FROM THE GROUND UP IT WOULD LOOK LIKE RANDY ORTON

>>2202968
Haha EPIC post

>>2202418

What an awful awful way to end the night.

These last 5 years have had such mediocre winners.

>Cena
>Roman
>HHH
>Batista
>Now Orton

Like give other people a chance

>>2202778
>WWE can't be this stupid.

WWE has proven on a consistent basis to actually being "that" stupid

>>2202968

Great post.

Ortons cool no problem with him winning

>>2202497
Better than Blandy Boreton who nobody has cared about for 4 years.

>>2203013
>Harper, who's a smark darling

I'd hardly call Harper a smark darling

>>2203129
Cringe

>>2203131

I've not cared about Orton since evolution days lol

>>2202968
kek btfo

>>2203136

>Must worship le meltz xD

Banned from reddit friend?

>>2202418

Will stop watching if this happens. Boreton is trash.

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>implying

>puts over Bray

Thank you based snek

who is coming out first again?

>>2202445
>implying buyrates haven't already collapsed
>Implying dimes haven't already disappeared
>implying attendances haven't already vanished
There is literally nothing Orton can do to make the situation any worse. We're at an all-time low