> What is /asp/ Predicts...?
This is a thread where we all vote and see if we can correctly predict the results of the current PPV.
> What are the rules?
Just simply follow the link to do the survey and that's it. If a match ends in DQ or no contest however, that is scratched from the total for the interest of fairness.
> How's this gonna work?
After each match I will post the updated results to see WHO is on their way to being a clean sweeper.
> Royal Rumble link: http://derpy.me/SulCs
> NXT TakeOver San Antonio link: http://derpy.me/7udPI
Please offer a courtesy bump after voting, good luck!
>too cold autismo
>inb4 Carter spergs out
>2old is back
Yikes!
>>2191054
Based 2Cold what's up bro?
And of course to add to the sheer amount of autismo, some of you will notice the Rumble match itself isn't on the predictions. That's because every year instead we do this - The Rumble Bet. Using a random number generator I give the participants a number and whatever number they get is their entrant for the Rumble. Every 30 people who participate, each slot opens up again.
>Tino Sabatelli not an option for NXT's guy
But why?
>>2191067
Ah the usual, it's been a while since our last PPV (which is quite rare in this modern brand split age).
>>2191073
his stacks are too fat
>tfw you thought you knew the Roman/KO matchf but after Monday, you're not sure.
>>2191069
I loved this shit from the last year Rumble.
>>2191054
Bump
>>2191073
Just using the list of guys they have on their website, I guess he's not on the NXT roster yet.
Our first load of people (don't expect me to update this every few minutes).
>>2191095
>One winner from 5
>Stone Cold
B A S E D
>>2191095
last year I was with the Mark Henry group, I hope I get a better one
Also spruced up the /asp/ Approval Ratings. The most accurate way of detailing who is /ourguy/ on the entire board.
>>2191095
>I'm gonna get Tye Dillinger (meme man)
Great
>>2191069
I dont get it. Who wins?
>>2191095
>7
I'm fugged
>>2191054
Bump
2Based-SteveO
>>2191054
>>2191069
Add me 2 Cold
>>2191054
These shared PPVs are a waste for me to even vote on, I can't bring myself to watch RAM.
I can't bring myself to watch "womens wrestling" either, so that's only 1/3rd of the show that's even worth watching for me
Also I don't care about NXT or the Cruiserweights except for based Neville, so I should probably just go get a new hobby at this point.
>>2191146
Fuck off Carter. you suck anus stop jerking yourself off. 2cold Steveo is one of your worst trips
I'll take an add to the Royal Rumble Number Meme Machine.
Thanks yet again for the poll work!
Fuck lads this one is tough to predict, specifically the first few matches
Say hello to our first class. Will post an update every 30 guys so that people can't plan their submissions.
>>2191237
ayyy THE WALL group will be the GOAT
>>2191237
>No. 9 Group
I'm hoping for that sweet number 27
A couple of years ago a guy linked a website where you could see the history behind each entrant by number, does anyone have that?
Let's look back at 2014.
2015.
And of course, last year's - 2016.
>>2191320
>Ziggy
>Jewbacca
>Tommy Wet Dreamer
What happened to these dudes
Chris Benoit will win. He'll smother Bork with a pillow. Book it
Hoping for a miz win
Take a bump
Fuck off with yer spam 2Cold
Just need 7 more people to submit and I'll post the next set before I go to bed.
done
>>2191054
Shut the fuck up steve. No bump for you cunt
>>2191457
add me pham
>cant pick the rumble winner
That's complete bullshit. Your prediction game killed itself harder than le meltz's star ratings.
Meet your tag team partners.
>>2191595
I'm OK with #15
Could be someone big like Brock or Joe
>>2191595
Hopefully number 10 is Braun
Entered. I feel like a lot of these matches could go either way.
Bump with /wethepeople/
>>2191595
>kevbk6222
NXT is really hard to predict, because of the factors of whether they want to push a Dillenger vs Roode match and whether Nakamura/Asuka are being called up soon...
Also the Rumble is a massive clusterfuck
>>2191595
>Mattyice91
A FUCKING CAW
>>2191069
Im in
>>2191595
>Fucking 4th
I don't like our odds, SteveO
I think we can all agree that the drifter is our nxt guy right?
>>2191830
only real solo heel in nxt
>>2191054
Have a soon-to-be King of the Cruiserweights bump.
Be it Takeover and/or RR, it appears this year's predictions are kinda tough. Hell, some of these matches can end in either favor here.
>>2191054
have one of dem (yous)
>>2191595
>1
>PushEva
Don't worry about it. We got this.
>>2191069
Neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-RhuVkFbXg
>>2192021
Here 24/7 you are. Sad!
oooooooooooooooo and I are about to run the whole show with the shit pick.
>>2191069
Based
>>2192044
IMAGINE
>>2191054
Bump
>>2192047
Pathetic, ya need to leave me alone, Triphammer. I know ya; taller than me, smarter than me, and ya stronger than me, but ya need to just stop!
>>2192063
>tfw the real Broken Anonymous is a redditor
>>2192066
Sad!
>>2192069
>tfw he has over 2000+ posts on that single trip alone
JUST
>>2192074
He has the most posts on here besides anon, more than any carter trip
>>2192079
And he's a fucking lower midcarder on /asp/
The state of him
We all knew Roman would win 2015 and Triple H would win 2016.
But I feel like 2017 is a big mystery for who will win.
Undertaker makes the most "sense" atm.
>>2192081
That's pathetic. Ya just know he a virgin.
>>2192094
Betting sites have Goldberg winning it
>>2191692
Ouch gotta show some love for matt ryan
>>2191674
>That expression
What did he mean by this?
>>2192079
Add the deancuck ones together
>>2191237
>28
Based, hopefully Nash returns here and wins
So is Finn making his comeback on the rumble?
>>2192458
Yes but deanchad is a main and eventer and ya just a jobber....
>>2192488
You are the single biggest asp antidraw of alltime and youve clocked up thousands and thousands of posts just using a trip, plus another 5000 more as anon at least
Sad sad little man
>>2192498
>projecting: the post
>>2192509
Muh random buzzword you dont understand; The Post
>>2191595
>#29
The Scoopz keep comin' boys
>>2192525
8500 posts and thats just from your top 4 trips. At least triple that when you post as anon
Get a life you sad pathetic cunt
>>2192542
Y ya so angered?
Gimme a good number Skip.
>>2192555
Backtracking.gif
>>2191069
oh shit this is based af
>>2191054
Tye Dillinger enters at #10
>>2192094
Ugh, I was hoping Owens would retain and Jericho would win the Rumble but it seems more and more unlikely.
They're gonna feud over the US title and it's not gonna be as good.
Have fun giving your IP to Carter
>>2191595
>#24
Let's fucking do this.
>Tye Dillinger vs Eric Young
They have to give this win to Tye if he's going to debut in the Rumble. If Tye loses this, it's safe to say they'll never pull the trigger on this guy.
>Roderick Strong vs. Andrade "Cien" Almas
Strong has done very little to stand out since his debut and Andrade needs to make up for some losses, so I'm giving this one to the lucha. Hopefully the both can ride positive momentum from this match into the Mania Takeover.
>#DIY vs. The Authors of Pain
Authors of Pain will pull off an upset victory. NXT has a history of giving face tag teams short reigns and the Authors of Pain can't afford to pick up too many losses before their time at NXT is done.
>Asuka vs. Nikki Cross vs. Billie Kay vs. Peyton Royce
This is a great opportunity to take the belt off Asuka, and I think Nikki Cross is the right choice. They have a rocky friendship and I think it can make for a great rematch story at the Mania Takeover right before calling Asuka up. Cross has been attacking men as part of Sanity so her powerlevel is a bit higher than other girls, though probably not on Asuka's level. Cross against Royce and Kay can carry the NXT women's division until they get more women or go all in on Ember Moon.
>Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Booby Roode
After two title changes, people will be wondering if Roode can actually do it. The answer is no, but this match is Roode's chance to define his WWE career. It should be glorious.
That's assuming Samoa Joe doesn't interfere, wreck both of them, and announce he's finished with NXT.
>>2192821
Put me in for random rumble, i'll probably get R. Truth again.
>>2192821
> whoopsie!
Lol didnt read
>Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax
Sasha's fanbase is rabid enough that she can lose a few matches without losing her spot. Nia is going to win this and "injure" Sasha, but she might get help from Emma to do it. Nia needs help on promos and Emma might be the right call.
>Cesaro & Sheamus vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
Shesaro retains via shenanigans, Gallows and Anderson probably interfere at the Rumble to screw them over.
>Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella & Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss, Mickie James & Natalya
Heels win and poor Naomi eats the pin. This match means nothing though.
>Charlotte Flair vs. Bayley
The streak is continuing past Wrestlemania.
>Rich Swann vs. Neville
I want Swann to hold it a little longer, just because it got tossed around at the start. Neville is great, but he should be building these guys up, not holding a belt hostage. I also think 205L has a much more diverse roster and having a black champion demonstrates that.
>Kevin Owens vs. Roman Reigns
Owens is going to hold the belt until Finn comes back at the very least. He keeps teasing him with the "longest reigning Universal Champion" bit.
>AJ Styles vs. John Cena
This feud is getting weird and I think this could go either way. I'm gonna say AJ Styles, just because I think they can make a bigger deal out of Cena down the line if him and HHH are racing to beat the record.
>>2191069
Trooth Bombz will happily partake.
>>2192824
Why do you keep posting this picture of a Jewish kid on a toilet?
>>2192863
As a warning to others
>>2192863
Do I really look Jewish? Oy vey!
>>2192883
Yeah they could easily just use #10 to add a little extra salt on whatever heel takes the spot. Tye may not be in it at all.
Put me in somewhere
>>2192850
I had the exact same predictions.
>>2192521
>Anonymous with that many posts
Undisputed champ or jobber?
>>2192993
What's sad is that most of those Anon posts is probably Deancuc
>AJ Styles
>/ourguy/
Lel these polls shouldn't count because wewtists and redditors invade during ppvs
>>2191595
how do you get into this ?
>>2193036
> These polls shouldn't count because I people don't have the same opinion as me
>>2193045
Just do the Royal Rumble poll then wait for him to update. Probably sleeping, lazy fucker.
>>2193086
t. redditor
>>2193105
> t.
Realistically speaking, who in NXT has a shot of cracking into that top ten list of /ourguy/s.
>>2193118
Caucasian Moe... No, but seriously, I can see even knocking AJ of the top spot.
Do put me in the random rumble, kind sir.
>>2191595
>Be CSA Gen. James Longstreet
>Placed in a team with PROUDBERNIESUPPORTER
Are we the Shesaro of /asp/?
I wanna fug Peyton Royce
>>2193193
Receding hairline doing it for ya?
>>2191069
*tips* Ill take one mil'ady
>>2192850
>Shesaro retains
Nope. The Rumble has a bad habit of making sure that the tag titles get dropped on the pre-show. Happened in 2014 with Goldust and Cody in favor of the old age outlaws. I know for sure it will happen this year as well.
Neville will win
Roman will win
Cena will win
Okay, I'm home. Gonna start updating the Rumble Bet with the next two groups.
>>2193444
baysed
>>2193444
Put me on 18
And the stables grow.
>>2193536
>not paired with this board's resident autist
looking good
>>2193536
>BlackLivesMatter
>YOLO
My Stable looking like shit at this point
>>2193536
>if you read this your gay
>BBDWTS
pottery
>>2193536
>#30
Aww shit, I like these odds
>>2193536
>kevbk6222
>fuck off sami zayn
>Shrugs
Why do I feel that group 9 is the x-factor of the bunch
>>2192521
i feel honored
>>2193536
Shit bro, left me out. Am I the VV of /asp/?
bump
>>2193579
You got to actually do the poll in the OP.
>>2191237
>30
Not feeling to good about this pham
>>2192039
You sound like a nerd
>>2193588
Post the vote percentages please
>>2193536
>Cabalga
>Jim Joker
I WANTED MORE MEME NAMES NO MORE CAWs
SPOT ME 2COLD
>>2193536
>PushEva
>Corbeau
>BBDWTS
squad, don't worry about #1 we got this.
Anyone else hoping a woman participates in the Royal Rumble?
I'm not some feminist who wants "muh equality", but I do want to see Nia Jax fight a man her size.
9 people away from the next Rumble Bet update.
>>2193975
i'm hyped
>>2193975
> Applesteve
>>2193536
where my #7 squad @
>>2193536
Bump for my 3rd clean sweep this year boii
>>2193588
Done. Get me in there famalamadingdong
2 people away from next update. Try and get it soon before I go to bed.
>>2194244
Why am I not on there?
Do I have to do the NXMeme one too?
>>2191069
im in
Benoit returns, biggest swerve in ENTERTAINMENT history.
Screencap this.
Source: My dad works for WWE
>>2194245
You're probably in the next group (there's currently 28 people waiting to be put on). What's your name?
>>2194249
It's No Way Jose
>>2194250
Yeah, you're on there buddy, don't worry your pretty little head.
Class 5 is in, see y'all tomorrow.
>>2194259
E23
I Like the sound of that
>>2194263
It's a pretty safe number aside from 24 and 27. Luger won it with that number.
>>2193536
Things are looking up for me
>>2194259
>All of those Jannetties I'm paired with
Looks like I'll have to carry this team to victory
>>2194259
>horsedick
well the group is now a bit better
>>2193549
Naw were goin for the win babayyyyyy, clean sweeeeep
>>2194259
Wait can Guilmon sweat?
>>2194259
Who /6/ here?
16 is a really common winner number r-right guys? Who here is class 16?
>>2194564
BT420 reporting in; outlook not good
>yfw he comes in at #3
>>2191069
I want my Wrestlemania moment
>>2194259
HeavyDoc welcome to club 30 for 30
>>2194564
'noxo here
>>2191069
Haven't used my name in a while. I'll take a winner.
Who luck #13 here?
Group 17 well GG
>>2193536
>In a group with 3 guys ive never seen post here. Am I done lads?
>>2194821
Honestly the fact that they aren't serial shitposters should be a good sign
>>2194817
>17 digits
Kek is giving us a sign! 17 will be the winner!
Jericho will win the Rumble.
Jericho will win the Royal Rumble. Using tripcode so I can tell you I told you so.
>>2194910
In what good mind would Jericho winning the rumble be a good idea? Unless he puts the spot on the line next monday against Roman and he wins it
>>2194917
WWE is tired of the Rumble fucking up their Wrestlemania plans. Jericho will win it and then turn on Owens and challenge him for the Universal title. Jericho has never won a Rumble before either, so this will give him a good push. He'll win it through cowardly means, of course.
Who /30/ here
>>2194919
I mean I don't mind it but Jericho vs KO as WM Main Event isn't that great
>>2194977
I think if Jericho won it (he isn't, Samoa Joe is) it would be because of his and Owens' breakup over something that happens during the cage match. Jericho is like "fuck this" and uses the Rumble to jump over to Smackdown, getting away from Owens and having the odds in his favor in a rematch with AJ from last year as the main event.
>>2194919
Nah. They put the US Title on Jericho to make this match over that instead of the Uni title.
>>2193536
>>2194259
>Entrant 1
The state of these odds can only make this E1 league stronger. Bring it on, Sunday.
>>2193536
I'm cool with E13
>>2194259
Can I be put in another group? I don't want to be anywhere near TripHammer.
>>2194288
We got this
>>2195365
Wa wa wa
Grow up you fucking pussy
>>2195412
Put your Trip back on.
>>2194977
It won't be the main event. It will possibly even be the curtain jerker.
>>2194843
I never thought of it that way, that's probably correct
Thanks 2Cold for your continued support of /asp/. Wrestlemania probably won't be easy, but you're one of the board's biggest draws and we're gonna need you igmf we're going to Make /asp/ Great Again in 2017
#M/asp/GA
>>2195861
Whoopsie, I didn't have my trip on.
>>2195365
>FStalker paired with Chadhammer
This should be good
>>2195365
We're seeing some Sheamus/Cesaro Dynamic in the making right here
>>2194259
Based E09 working the obese smarks!
Evening bump.
>>2196145
Hey buddy how's it going. Just entered when's the next update?
>tfw you're gonna win this thing
>>2194259
>E26
is that good?
>>2196189
We don't know yet, dunce.
>Peyton and Billie will fingerbang each other while Asuka and Nikki go for murder
>>2194259
All the E24 participants, give me a hell yeah. The winning number for the GOATs: Hogan, Austin and Rocky.
Just 2 more participants than I will update the next set of entrants.
Bam! Tier 6 has been unlocked!
>>2196431
>19
>John Cena and Roman won using that number
I got this
>>2196431
So, in order to enter I only have to do the prediction right?
>>2196457
That's right beautiful.
>>2196431
>entrant 1
;_;
>>2196458
cringe
>>2196431
I have concerns about the workrate of the people on group 09.
bumpo voto
>>2196431
17 STRONK
>>2196431
>asukafag in my group
This was bound to happen eventually
>>2196431
>#1
Don't worry we got the power
>>2196431
> le rosemary in with bretboss
Hello old nemesis
>>2196431
>tfw #3
Welp better luck next year I guess
>>2196431
Add me in lad.
The rigs will give me the winner's number.
Got a £20 bet on undertaker to win it at 4/1
£10 on braun strowan winning it at 7/2
and £10 on jericho, goldberg, brock and taker to be in hte final four at 10/1
Did the bet £10 get £30 worth of free bets sign up offer. how did i do? considering placing a bet on jericho to win it at 12/1
>>2196431
>E07 - Strong Bowman
What? was strowman confirmed or is this an error
>>2196551
What is this from?
Poll closed?
>>2196538
This bro knows you HYPE IM HYPE
This is what my fantasy booking would be
>Cena beats AJ
>Taker wins rumble
>Cena vs Taker at Mania
>Cena retains
>proposes to Nikki
>show ends with the champ and his fiancée
Now THATS a wrestlemania moment
This is the most stacked rumble in years. Who to expect as surprise entrants?
>>2197385
It's actually very well hidden this year. We have 22 confirmed 8 remain surprises
>>2196431
>#30
Fucking nice. Thanks pham.
>>2197315
>Cena retains
>proposes to Nikki
>show ends
>"FIND OUT NIKKI'S ANSWER ON THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL DIVAS"
>>2194149
Here
>>2197315
Thank fuck you aren't a real booker.
>>2197400
>thinking #30 is a good number to have
>>2197550
> Won 3 times
> Last year Triple H won from it
> Number 30 has won from back to back years before
> Makes sense they want to build 30 as the most valuable number to have
>>2196431
>13
>Chad
Yeah we got this. It's the 30th anniversary of the rr so I think makes sense for the winner to come from the same position as the winner of the first rumble.
Read it and weep, clean sweep!
I'm in.
Gimmie one of them sweet, sweet numbers!
>>2197657
Read it and weep, clean sweep!
>>2196431
If you're in 28 you better not be a vanilla midget
Why doesn't Seth go back out to the ring and declare himself "Ofically entering the Royal Rumble Match!"
>>2197550
Old ass taker or goldberg will be #30 due to least amount of time needed to wrestle.
Evening bump. Get those predictions in for San Antonio.
>>2197148
It's not worth it anon trust me.
>>2197315
gay as fuck
I haven't watched an NXT episode since the last Takeover- please pray for my bets.
Just a heads up, I won't be here for the actual Royal Rumble PPV thread. I'm going to go see it at a pub, so the poll for the Rumble WILL close at 21:00 GMT (16:00 Eastern time). At which point, I will finish the prediction sheet and the Rumble Bet sheet and post it on here. Hopefully someone else can pick it up and do it for me.
Still here for TakeOver though.
Bumping. I like to think of myself as a big guy.
>>2198373
Why not? Votes are coming in, screenshot me.
>>2196431
Guess I'll join too, I don't remember if I participated in this one last year.
I haven't watched wrestling in about 2.5 years. Should I watch Royal Rumble this weekend? I stopped watching before they resplit Raw/Smackdown. Any good mandrama going on?
Round 7.
I'll be at the show tomorrow. Dubs chooses what I put on my poster board.
This season's clean sweepers.
>>2198632
>entrant 3
COME ON SMOA JOE
>>2198635
RAWTIST SEETHING
>>2198644
That didn't take long.
>>2198636
Time to get an easy cleansweep tonight and tomorrow
>>2198632
ay were my 17# bros at
>>2191069
Put me in faggot
>>2198629
we have AJ vs Cena feud that is actually not that bad
Some Wyatt family drama with Orton, Harper and Bray
and I suppose Goldberg vs Lesnar are going to try and eliminate each other
>>2198655
I know he's been wrestling for a while, but I've never watched him, how is Styles in the ring? What kind of wrestling does he do?
Otherwise it looks like it could be an entertaining enough show. I wish Neville would get more love.
>>2198666
Styles is probably the best pro wrestler on the plant right now. A true natural.
Even Omega said that he doesn't have shit on Styles.
Great technical wrestler mixed with some flippy shit, makes anyone he works with look like a million bucks.
This generation's Shawn Michaels t b h
>>2198644
">RAWTISTS SEETHING"
in green because it's greentext
>>2198688
Sounds sweet, I'll try to watch it tomorrow. Where do people usually stream these things?
>>2198666
neville's getting a match and it'll probably be pretty good.
>>2198644
nice anon
>>2198695
WWE Network. First month is free I believe
>>2198708
I've already done that, still getting emails all the time.
>>2198666
Neville's about to become a champ, so if you're a fan of his now is the time to start watching.
>>2198644
>>2198715
pervert.
>>2198717
I just want to keep an eye out for an anon being kicked out.
>>2198632
Entrant 4 is stacked
>>2198711
>putting her butt hole on the floor
>>2198632
Put me in pls.
>>2198711
If it was Satania, you'd have a case.
Who #18 here?
Finna run train on the rumble baby woooooo
Will be closing the poll for NXT TakeOver in about 10 minutes.
TakeOver poll is now closed.
>>2199016
maxskapunk checking in, we're in for a wild weekend boys
>>2199377
Fuck off you squinty eyed fuck
>>2198632
leggo
Voted for 2cold
>>2191069
Add me in
>>2191069
add me in bitch tits
Post Takeover bump.
>>2191069
Add me
Wonton John
>>2201220
reminder, you need to complete the RR picks survey to be added.
>>2201232
He has, I see it in the list.
>>2201253
Yo Steve post the takeover results
>>2191237
>I'm paired with Autismo at #4
Don't screw me over, bookerman
Yo 2cold, it says I already fucking voted when I didn't
I tried on both my WiFi and data
What gives?
>>2198632
Team /30/ represent
>>2203010
New thread.
>>2194767
Me. I think This will be my lucky day.
>>2191069
add me 2cold