Ryback on outlaw wrestling

This was in direct response to his co-host bringing up Trent baretta and the Tokyo dome show btw

What a fucking idiot.
>When did the art of it being a fucking real fight
>Try that shit in a real fight any day and see how far that gets you.
Yeah I'm sure doing shell shocked and stunners in a real fight will work out well too.

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>>2169610
>Comparing a staged athletic competition for the purpose of entertainment to a real fight

Suddenly all that bitching CM Punk did on Ryback being a hurty retard makes sense...

>try that scripted shit in a real fight and see how it works.
This guy is fucking autistic.

>>2169610
>When did the art of it being a fucking real fight turn into who could do the coolest fucking gymnastic moves?

When MMA did it better than WWE babbies ever could.

New era, new style, new rules.

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>>2169614
>He didn't do the worm in a real street fight

>>2169610
but does botching, having no clue how to pace a match or tell a story in the ring make you a good wrestler? Ryback is a fucking moron and does not have a clue about the wrestling business because he came up in WWE and never had to pay his dues in territories or indies

>>2169610
damn cornette got big

>>2169631
hello wewtist

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>Cryback

just another Bobcore, mad at wrestling and the fans because his career crashed and burned.

>>2169610
>When did the art of it being a fucking real fight
I hate flippyshit as much as the next mark, but give me a fucking break lol. Shoot Style is the closet pro-wrestling has come to a "fucking real fight" and WWREEEE is as far away from that as CNN is from being a real news network.

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>>2169614
>Be walking in the park with gf
>Some asshole comes up and starts trying to talk to her
>Tell him to fuck off.
>He tells me to do something about it.
>I give him a chop to the chest
>His hops around in pain due to the stinging in his chest.
>Give him a few jabs, stomping my foot for some extra force
>Irish-whip him into a bench
>Put his head under my crotch before lifting him up upside down
>I step over his arms and drop down
>STYLES CLASH
>I dust off my hands and start walking away
>Guy gets up for more.
>Beat him until he's leaning against a tree
>Get a brilliant idea
>Sit him atop a branch
>Stand on another one just below it
>Superplex that fucker off the tree
>Guy gets up after a few hours and runs off like a pussy

Don't you ever tell me that shit doesn't work

>>2169610
yes wrestling has died down and ufc has gone up becuase people want to see fighting, fake or not. they want to see fighting, not fucking gymnastics

>>2169610
A 50 year old man who hasn't ""wrestled"" in 12 years beat a 40 year old former UFC fighter with a tackle.

Reminder that Cryback got into a shoot with Cage back in developmental and got choked out.

Cage was at least 30lbs smaller in FCW.

>>2169610
What a mark

BASED RyG0D WORKING NUMALE SPARKS INTO A FUCKING SHOOT

>>2169699
I can't argue with dubs

Rybaby is such a piece of shit.

What is his point here? Wrestling isnt real fighting. If you injure your opponent every match, you're a bad wrestler. Punk really was right about him huh?

Notice how he's gotten like 5 bookings since he left WWE? No one wants him.

He's a bigger self mark than Punk but at least punk was entertaining. Ryback is just a joke.

>>2169699
But he got worked by flippy shit.

Will he kill himself soon? I'm getting real sick of his stupid shit.

>>2169755
Dubs confirm. Cryback will commit suicide on 5/5/2017

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>>2169614

>hes never defeated someone in a fight with a saxtonation

>>2169713
>implying he ain't finna working ya into thinking he getting worked

>>2169652
>fake or not

Objectively false, if they know it's not real, they don't give a shit. This is why UWFi isn't the biggest thing in the wrestling community. It's also why marks only give a shit about moves.

>>2169766
wtf are you talking about? UFC is bigger than WWE ever was. Multiple 1 million+ buyrate ppvs in one year. you think ufc is fake?

Ryback's style is "real fight style". The only ones Ive seen act like Ryback in a fight are some children that clearly have some sort of diagnosis.

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>>2169610

based big guy btfoing flippy manlets

>>2169770
Don't work ya self into a shoot now Lil boy

>>2169774

ya mad lil guy

>>2169777
I'm not mad just tryna finna explain to ya the basic economics of ya creashion

>>2169779

what ya finna explain to me about ya finna explain about his creashion?

>>2169782
Huh?

>>2169812

wat u mean

>>2169821
That's just not true

Based Ryback. This flippy midget bullshit needs to fucking stop

>>2169610
Daniel Bryan would demolish Ryback in a real fight.

>>2169836
Daniel Bryan literally demolished Ryback with his words. There's no reason to fight such a thin-skinned faggot.

Like every episode of his podcast he's crying about someone who was mean to him. Seriously, what kind of a pussy is this exactly?

>>2169765
>ya
>finna
Going all-out on the nonsensical today right YaFag?

>>2169610
At this point, he just sounds like a "has-been" who tries to generate heat around him to stay relevant.

>>2169848
He's trying to stay relevant by literally pissing off the entire business? I really hope that energy drink of his or whatever it was pays off. He'll probably never wrestle again.

>>2169639

Except Bobcore mellowed out and is the happiest motherfucker ever since he went off the WWE schedule. His book is great even if he still defends some carny shit.

I've seen a few old school guys who aren't bitter lately point out that they don't mind cruisers or flippy shit. When Wrestling was outright carny and tried to present itself as a real sport, there always was weight divisions and the lighter guys were always more technical focused so it's not surpring it's heading back to trying to go semi-Legit when a bunch of 5' 5" manlets in UFC have 20 times the charisma, star power and drawing power than a bunch of Bodybuilders Johnny Ace signed and HHH copped onto that quickly despite being in favour of Ace's signings back in the day.

Reminder that Ryback was BTFO by Brian Cage before he even was THE MACHINE

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>>2169860

How can Cryback even succeed? Reminder that Brian "BUILD A WALL" Cage is one of the biggest heels in Mexico today and booked everywhere unlike Cryback

>>2169850
He's got this, bro. The medical efficacy of his supplement range is beyond reproach and will make him millions
>at least, that's what's written on his $24.99 vision board

I'm watch kushida break crybacks arms

>>2169887
>Fat Jesus smacks downie

>>2169663
>fighting cage
>irl or in script
suicide

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>>2169887

Probably because he's not just a roided up meathead and can actually wrestle a fucking match. Think you're gonna see Cryback popping off suicide dives and moonsaults? Think he's gonna be able to hit one of these bad boys without crippling the recipient for life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_GVhR1Kwv8

Fuck no. Cage is proof you can be a musclebound gym rat and still be a fucking MACHINE in the ring.

When did fake choreographed fights become fake choreographed fights?
What a fucking moron

>>2169645
Technically the Clash is all you need since the guy who just kill himself by tucking in his neck

>>2169610
Good points by THE BIG GUY. These little gymnastic manlets who watched backyard wrestling tapes and thought that was cool are killing the business

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>>2169610
>flippy shit and dives don't work in the street

>>2170311
Nice Tanahashi senton.

>>2170311
This guy puts the rob in Rob Van Dam

>bitching about shit you can't do
regardless of whether he has a point or not, you're always going to look like a fool with this attitude

>>2170311
>rolling blunter.gif

>>2170321
lmao oh shit I spit out my drink from that

>>2170311
>worldstar
>two guys walk in front of the shot
>one is filming with his shit phone
>couple kids watching in the background

goat gif

>>2169610

BASED RYBACK

For the most part he's right, I don't know if it's just me being older, but you see all these indie guys and their offense just involves them slapping their knees, their kicks and knees never connect it's just thigh slapping offense and awful looking punches.

>>2170644
yeah but they slap their knees REALLY hard

>>2170533
Cringe

>>2170677

Which makes it look even worse than it already is. I cringe every-time I see someone slap their thigh before a super kick even connects, and they all do it the same unpolished way.

>>2170677
What is it about the midgets that makes them so good as slapping

>>2169614

Shell shocked makes more sense to do in a real fight than a 450 splash

>>2169610
>Cryback SEETHING
there's a reason why no one hires this guy for major shows, he's a shitty wrestler and a shitty human

>>2169645

>Didn't cripple him with a Styles Clash

What kind of weakling are you?

>>2170697
shorter arms, less distance to travel to their legs, allows them to achieve a louder and more dramatic slap

bigger arms have more wind resistance and lessen the impact

>>2170687
>cringe meme
cringe