We should start an /asp/ backyard promotion

Not a bad idea. And then we let natural selection do its job.

My heel work would have all of you obese virgins SEETHING

I unironically enjoyed watching those backyard wrestling videos for years.

That was until every small time fed became backyard wrestling.

Guess I'm hipster.

>>2168770
I would totally kill myself doing some mick foley spot if someone was recording

My dad watched an episode of SmackDown with me a few weeks ago.

He loved Kalisto and thought Corbin was boring.

>>2168766
WE SHOULD KEKEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEk

>>2168766
Deanchad will be the star of it

>>2168783
It would probably get popular in LiveLeak, there's that.

>>2168805
What would your gimmick be?

>>2168801
Based Dad

>>2168766
I was gonna say something about talentless untrained fatasses but that's basically what backyard wrestling is already so it'd work perfectly.

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who can stop Heel Carter?

answer is pic related

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>>2168917
they're not just in backyard wrestling

Biff Andreas the comedy jobber

>>2168939
>The Ladies Man, Biff Andreas, from the Virgin Islands
>5 ft 6

>>2168945
Triphammer the midcard tweener

>>2168956
>midcard
When do I win the IC title and go further up the card

>>2168962
about four months if you can get over

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this documentary srsly made me mad it was just so fucking stupid