>bretcuck & triphammer BTFO

>>2168392
Hi Bretcuck/Triphammer/FedoRamen/FStalker!

>>2168392
this kek

Who the fuck is triphammer?

>>2169184
(you)

>>2169184
Some jobber who lives in deanchads shadow

>>2169203
Can't wait for Deanboss to beat Triphammer at the Royal Rumble

>>2169184
literally the 40 year old virgin.

>>2169206
This

>>2169206
>>2169217
Hi Deancuck!

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>>2169184
tldr; for everyone:

Time to /facethefacts/

bretcuck/triphammer/Dean__/Broken Anonymous/Trooth Bombz/the rest of the tripfags are all 2-3 single posters, attention whoring on /asp/ and jerking each other off in an attempt at ''''internet relevancy'''''

Think of it in wrestling terms. A wrestler becomes more popular by getting a response from the crowd, good or bad doesn't matter.

The more responses these faggots get, the more ''''over''''' they think they are. The correct response is to not even respond to the shit bait they put out for attention.

>>2169233
I just literally did not know who the fuck he was and wanted to see if there were any good stories or pics.
Seems like hes just a nobody then

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Triphammer BTFO

>>2169233
Who's Carter then?

>>2169239
see >>2169233 as it also applies to him. All are trying to gain attention and make a name for themselves through falsely retarded/controversial behavior.
Responding and sharing their bait just encourages that sort of immature, destructive behavior for them and others.

>>2169236
Ya newfag, deanchad/deanboss/deangod/Carter/Dean Mark/Jon Good/Broken Anonymous is the GOD and legend of /asp/. Hes been finna here since day one. I remember when he debuted was great. He works for WWE currently in developmental at NXT, he is getting a big push mid-February i heard and is 6' 6"(with his wrestling boots on)

Deanchad also got the Wrestlemania 32 Rolling sticky and the 1000000 get. He also works smarks, marks, and anti-smarks into shoots with but a mere thought on a daily basis.

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>>2169297

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>>2168392
>triphammer daring to imply he isn't deancuck

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So now /asp/ is gonna turn on Triphammer?

>>2169297
I like how his height steadily increases by an inch every few months

>>2169348
maybe he hasn't hit puberty and had his growth spurt yet? Don't judge the lad for being a healthy, growing boy with a promising career!

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>>2169332
>implying they ever liked him

>>2169461
>>2169332
Who's this?

>>2169465
literally who are you?

>>2169468
I should be asking that question

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>>2169465

>>2169348
I like how his debut gets pushed back every few months

>>2169473
>>2169348
I like how he gains 50 more pounds every month

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>>2169332
>>2169465
>>2169468
>three nobodies all jerking each other off over who's more popular on a Siberian Oil Grappling board

>>2169478
Nobody asked (you) to Yes, And.

>>2169484
>Asgooka
Yuck!
Gross!
Ugh!
Ew!

>>2169494
>triphatter getting triggered by attractive woman

We already know you're gay for Roman.

>>2169494
>Fedoramen fag
Yuck!
Gross!
Ugh!
Ew!

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Roman is unironically much more attractive than a Japanese monkey

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>>2169518
You really know how to put the faggot in tripfag.

>>2169535
Roman Reigns at least resembles a human being
Asuka resembles an orangutan

>>2169547
You are attracted to dudes, just embrace your homosexuality and move on.

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>>2169494
>>2169518
>>2169547
>being this much of a mark for a wrestler you don't like

Based Asuka worked Triphammer into a frenzy. He posts more about her than any of the autistic Asukafags here combined

>>2169518
>posting an image that was used against him

State of this cuck.

>>2169535
R U I N E D

>Asukaposters crying

>>2169578
>if I keep saying they're upset it will come true

Just end it all fedoramen. You're the shittiest poster on a board that has Carter AND Nami.

This entire thread is one guy talking to himself, and triphammer

>>2169578
>Fedoramen seething

>there's one guy that follows some tripfag around all day
Pathetic.

>>2169578
>The guy who posts the most Asuka related threads and posts is the one that hates her the most
>He has slowly become the very think he despised in the first place
>The one, true Asukaposter of /asp/ was him all along

Absolute pottery. Vince could never have dreamed a better story than this

>>2169597
Why the fuck do you think it's me?

>>2169585
I'm Triphammer and you're Triphammer.

>>2169599
>Being this much of an Asuka mark in denial

I've got better things to do than waste my time screenshotting "evidence" for you to ignore when it's already been made this obvious

>inb4 '''''paranoia'''''
You ain't worth even half that time or energy, brother.

>y-you just aren't worth my time
He says as he follows me onto other boards to spout his forced nickname

>>2169505
He didn't comment on any attractive women

>>2169623
I like 'Mella and Nikki and Mickie and Alexa myself

Based cutie Asuka living inside TripNEETs head

>>2169621
I don't know who you think you're talking to. I've never seen you anywhere other than /asp/

Sounds like you've got a case of paranoia if you think someone's following you onto other boards.

>>2169628
living there 24/7, rent free

>>2169628
>>2169640
if she lived in my head, rent free would be the only way she'd be able to afford it

>>2169649
Glad you're finally starting to admit it. Good for you!

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>tfw you make Asukafags mad even though it was actually Randyfag that was behind all of the Asgooka hate posts, long before I started shitting on her

>>2169661
literally who?

The only Asukafags in this thread are >>2169628 and you. Honestly no idea what you're fuming about.

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>>2169626
>ChiNikki
>attractive

>>2169599
I'll do it for him.

>>2169676
that unfortunately doesn't prove he's the Asukaposter, just that he's 100% unoriginal in his bait.

>>2169680
It 100% proves he's a shitposting faggot (like we needed any more proof)

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>>2169465
Fuck off Triphammer, you know who I am

>>2168392
I will never not laugh at this webm

>>2168392
This is the greatest thing I've seen today

>>2168392

Holy shit....... that's the hardest I've laughed all morning.

It's got to fucking suck being a WWE superstar and dealing with every tard on the planet.

>>2168392
If anyone sees a post with "finna" in it as if he thinks hes some kind of fucking pavement ape, dont respond to it.

>>2170235
wow, racist much?

Carter BTFO'd by JJWhatever. Cuckter got so butthurt that he actually tried to claim JJ is his trip

>>2168392
Holy fuck, I never noticed how far his jeans are flooding.

Cuckter doesn't even exist. It's a gimmick. We are all Cuckter.