Becky Unmasks Luchadora. It's Mickie James

>>2167143
>*crickets*
That describes Cuckdown in a nutshell. Not even Cenetty could get the crowd to care.

>>2167143
>people unironically find this massive roastie hot

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Wish she still looked like this desu

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>>2167156
>being an actual homosexual
kys

>snackdown
>D show

pick dos

>>2167168
>posts her in her prime when she still had an ass and wasn't kinda post-pregnant chubby with a weird-ass face

Yeah she got uglier.

>>2167168
This is supposed to be hot?? I've seen soccer moms with less cellulite.

>>2167154
I didn't watch the whole show, but the crowd was really hot for AJ at the opening segment and for Randy during and after his match with Deanetty.

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>>2167177
>I've seen soccer moms with less cellulite
Me too.

>>2167143

>expecting JUSTdown marks to watch NXT

>>2167200
>rawtists confirmed watching NXMEME

I didn't think they could get any more JUST

>>2167200
Or you know Smackdown during RA?

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>>2167199

>>2167175

I'll always have a soft spot for her, but yeah, she fell off pretty hard.

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>>2167177
You have never seen a woman IRL
just admit it

I don't think the commentators giving "It's... it's Christian!" type enthusiasm to the reveal helped at all

>>2167273
I've seen plenty, I just don't live in a country with an obesity epidemic.

>>2167355
But you live in America

>>2167143
She started after I first got out of wrestling and was gone by the time I came back. This seems to be the case for a lot of people based on the reactions to the returns of Attitude Era people versus those who came later.
People probably just don't give a shit.

>>2167355
>lying on the internet
>mickie james is obese
You definitely have never seen a woman other than your mother naked irl

>>2167143
Cuckdownies haven't been watching wrestling long enough to know who mickie james is. All these obese smarks came after Cuck Manlet Phil's pipebomb

>>2167360
It's a woman returning, people don't give a shit by default.

>>2167399
In which an aspie admits CM Punk was a huge draw, drawing the entire audience of Smackdown into watching WWE.

>>2167211
WWE has lost millions of viewers sicne then

>>2167355
Kek this virgin. Asuka is obese, not Mickie

>>2167199
Nailed it.

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>>2167358

>>2167358
I don't.

>>2167361
>>2167453
I didn't say that, retards. However, her ass is definitely shit tier. Flabby, loose, and full of cellulite.

>>2167273
Omg must fap now

>>2167565
>its a perma virgin calling an attractive girl ugly episode
Getting pretty boring now tbf

The crowd was right not to give a shit. She ruined a perfectly good match. Could have been great if it went on a bit longer. Why have a cage match and still do a run in?

>>2167582
Fucking this!
>"We'll do a cage match so that this run-in shit won't interfere with thew match"
>run-in occurs anyway, invalidating the whole fucking thing
What is wrong with WWE writers?

>>2167582
>becketty and blissetty matches
>good
KEK. Fuck off to wew you fat dust covered cunt

>>2167582
The match was shite, though.

>>2167582
Have sex. It was as shit as a regular diva match. They can't wrestle

>>2167143
Who

Didn't SDL have some of the more interesting women? Where's Naomi and why are we getting a boring and nonsensical Natalya feud every week

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i still love mickie

>>2167606
>doesn't know mickie
>gives a shit about naomi
>smackdown has interesting women
So you're a 12 year old nigger right?

>>2167607
Only thing I know about her was the weird lesbian stalker angle.
Hoping they bring that back. Would be hot as fuck.

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>>2167612
No chance of it

>>2167606
WHY WON'T NIKKI VS. NATALYA EEEEEEEND

>>2167612
>Mickie only came back and is working with Bliss because she wants a taste of her sparklecooch
Book it.

>>2167623
That is literally the reason. They don't call Alexa baby Trish for nothing

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>this hapens after alexa's next match
would you mark?

>>2167636
I Would cum,that's for sure

>>2167594
Look at this tough guy.

>>2167143
She got a louder reaction than becketty and blissetty combined KEK

>>2167945
>crying

>>2167998
That's not impressive. Rob conway reading a eulogy would get a bigger reaction than becketty and blissetty

>>2167607
That's the DDP stalker face lmao

>>2167143
*Unzips dick*

>>2167607
mommy

>>2167623
Stephanie did say they were going to put more LGBT storylines on screen...

>>2167582
>putting doors in cage matches that the refs literally open for the wrestlers

WWE needs to ban this sick filth

Revealing her in a steel cage was a reeeeally bad idea.

1) The cage didn't stop her from interfering.
2) The cage obscured who she was, so when the reveal came nobody fuckin' saw her.
3) The cage didn't factor into the finish, it was another distraction-into-DDT pinfall finish.

There really was no point to have that match in a cage. It almost feels like they needed to just add some cheap "FIRST EVER" stip to justify putting the women on last.

Mickie James tried to buy cocaine off me before. I miss her. What a party animal.

>>2167579
>retards finding a 4/10 ass attractive
>calling someone else a virgin

o i am laffin

>>2168176
Stop posting this every time she's mentioned you unrelenting autist

>>2167168
Dude yum

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>>2167616

>>2168146
>1) The cage didn't stop her from interfering.

Make it a cage so that noone interferes.
That supposed noone interferes regardless.

Expected better from SD.

>>2168717
How did they get away with this?

>>2168890
Perpetually offended millennial shits weren't yet old enough to do anything other than gawk

>>2168890
They didn't. Mickie improvised it and Vince went absolutely ballistic and screamed at her backstage.It's been edited out of the DVD release.

>>2168902
Except Vince was hella pissed and this is cut from the WWE Network recording.

i came a lil bit cause of nofap

>>2168957
>Bra and panties matches are ok
>Fake abduction and rape and miscarriage implications are ok
>DONT YOU DARE SUGGEST LESBIAN SEX ON MY SHOW DURING YOUR KAYFABE LESBIAN ANGLE
Vince is a moron but that shouldn't surprise anyone

>>2167175
>>2167177
WHY SO MANY GAYS IN THIS BOARD?

You're telling me if that Mickie right now appears naked in front you telling her to fuck her you wouldn't?

>>2168984
Hey Mickie

>>2168984
Neckbeard virgins are like that

I'd plow Mickey so hard her next kid would be a tractor

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>>2167607
you're not alone anon

>>2167399
add a few more cucks in there you know just in case no one quite gets your stunning point

>>2169145
mmm nice and meaty

Just watched it and there was a reaction. Why are so many people on this board mentally ill?

>>2169145
Not bad

>>2167143
Didn't Alverez guarantee it wasn't going to be Mickey? what a fucking hack

>>2167636
I"d get worked into a shoot

>>2167273
I've produced so much cum for her back in the day

>>2168984

I'd hit it but even I could see during her match at Takeover that her body isn't what it used to be.

>>2168717
I hope she wears her skirts again, her arse looked great peaking out all match

>>2167168
God I love pawgs

I have a feeling everyone who likes Mickie James is too young to remember Trish and Stacy.
Mickie's face is worse than most of the Horsewomen other than Bayley, and the only other wrestler with a less pretty face is Tamina and maybe Naomi depending on how much you like black women.

>>2167636
I would love it if this turns into a weird thing where Mickie is trying to turn Alexa into a literal Trish Stratus clone. She can even screw up near the end by calling her "Trish" by accident. Good way to turn Alexa back to face.

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>>2168984
Wanting to fuck a fat, horse faced roastie

CHEL' LOOK! IT'S PIGGY!
PIGGY'S BACK!

>>2169906
Stacy is the most overrated diva of all time. She was the most generic looking bitch you could ever imagine

>>2169906
Most people that know Mickie James know Trish. It's not like the angle that established Mickie involved Trish or anything.