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>>2166441
Orton has been an asshole for years, this is pretty on-brand.
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I feel like there are few people in the WWE that would actually be cool with that, and Randy is obviously not one of those people. Lord. Why anyone would have thought that was a good idea is beyond me.
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>>2166441
Based viper telling fat smarks to hit the weights
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Did you read the article? The dude was a total fucking prick, he literally says "my police training kicked in and I deescalated things." at one point.
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>>2166441
>b$tch

Randy theres another symbol on your keyboard that wouldve worked here
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>>2166451
Its funny to see Orton pretend to be such a badass, when he ran like a little bitch because he couldn't handle normal army training. This idiot was court-martialled and dishonorably discharged.
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>>2166441
Bases Snek working the fat obese smarks
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>>2166441
Based Orton.
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>>2166453
Based.

There is nothing more beta than dying for another country.
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>>2166441
is it because his daughter is retarded that he feels angry at the world?
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based Orton. He should have took a shit in that fat autists bag
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>>2166469
How is he dying for another country? he dies for his, he becomes a martyr.
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>>2166441
People usually don't like being bothered in a gym plus the fact it's Orton guy apparently never read stories
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>>2166482
US have been waging wars for the sake of other countries as of recent, Orton saw that was bullshit and pulled out.
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It's hilarious that Punk and Orton are similar out of the ring but according to the daft cunts of /asp one is based and one is scum.
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Based Snek
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>>2166503
Punk is based though.

/asp/ is just mad that he left us. And the rest are jelous of the balls of steel he has.
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>>2166441
orton is a piece of shit, i saw r truth and roman in the gym and they happily obliged to take a pic
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>>2166489
He still fights for the cause of his country!
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>>2166482
Not one soldier has died for the good of the west since WWII
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BASED
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>>2166510
Hope this is a joke
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>>2166510
>i saw roman in the gym
calling bullshit on this one
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>>2166441
Based fucking Orton blowing out beta smarks.
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>>2166517
I don't get this meme
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>>2166513
>The allies winning was good
Kek
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>>2166509
Never in your dreams Cuck Man Phil
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>>2166536
>he'd rather have a dictatorship that would've probably put people like you in camps to work as a slave
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>going to a public gym

can't Vince afford private gyms for his workers?
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>>2166441
This is bullshit. I saw Orton, Cena, and Styles at my local gym while they were in town for a house show. They were all really cool and took pictures with me and a few of the workers that were there. The only was I had a problem with was Seth Rollins. I was getting a drink at the water fountain when a loud voice says "hey fuck off man you can't have my picture. " I was surprised it was Seth and he was talking to me. I said "hey i didn't take your picture i was just..." He cut me off and said "uh uh a getting a drink." He pressed down on the faucet and started flicking the water with his forefinger directly in my face. I told him to chill out and that i was just trying to have a good workout. I apologized just to ease the tension but when I tried to shake his hand he ran away. Cena came up to me and apologized for Seth.
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>>2166548
>private gyms aren't full of marks
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>>2166541
I'm Aryan so I'd be just fine and there would be no cucked pussies in the world
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>>2166548
Its the Performance Center in Florida
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>>2166548
in every city in America?
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Orton could have been the best ever
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>>2166548
Vince doesn't have portable gyms.
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>>2166558
lol you're an idiot
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>>2166441
>literally telling fat smarks to hit the weights and get a clue
Wtf I love Orton now
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>>2166551

Seth is kind of prick really. I worked in a Verizon store and one day he came in, saying his phone was broken and wouldn't start. When I asked him for any more details about the problem, he just said that I was "the scientist" and should figure it out myself.

Turns out the retard just let the battery completely die. I charged it up a bit and turned it on to make sure that was the only problem with it. He had six tabs of porn open and texts from someone dubbed "Big Momma." He told me not to tell anyone that he watches porn and offered me $50 to keep quiet. I told him I wasn't allowed to take money like that and he just looked around and then walked away.
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>>2166600

>blandy boreton
>best ever

top jej
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>>2166655
Nice imagination
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>>2166441

What a faggot, I saw Cesaro at a gym one time and he gave me an autograph and advice on diet. Now I'm jacked as fuck. Thanks Cesaro.
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>>2166713
What was the diet advice?
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>>2166716
get a clue and have sex
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>>2166482
Ultrabeta to die for your country as well. Ultracucked by politicians
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>>2166509
>quit your job out of frustration you are not good enough
>go get paid a shitload of money for one minute of physical punishment
>balls of steel

Top Kek
You'll get fucking devastated in the real world, kid
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>>2166655

He's touched in the head or some shit.

I worked at a Dallas Whataburger around Mania time last year, when Rollins, along with Sasha, Charlotte, and Big E came in for lunch.

Sasha and Charlotte just ordered some chicken sandwiches, Big E ordered a comical amount of food (three chicken sandwiches and two double Whataburgers with cheese and no pickles, a medium fry, and a drink gotta eat big to be Big I guess), and Seth, after I had to spoonfeed the concept of the menu to him, got a Double Whataburger meal.

We got them their food and they sat down, a minute later Seth comes storming up to the counter, saying we're all incompetent and we fucked up Sasha's sandwich. She ordered no tomatoes and no mayo, Seth said we put tomatoes and mayo on it. That certainly being possible, I said we'd make her a new sandwich, correctly, and that they could have some apple pie things for the trouble.

I get the feeling Seth wasn't really listening to anything I said. He just went on about how we disrespected Sasha, who was a beautiful, special woman who was a pioneer "this business." He actually said "this business." If I wasn't a wrestling fan, and knew who these people were, I'd have thought he was talking about fast food like she was the new Wendy's mascot.

I looked over to their table dumbfounded when Seth turned to gesticulate in that direction. Big E was just wearily staring a hole in Seth, like he had dealt with this shit before, Charlotte was VERY focused on her food, obviously angry and obviously trying to ignore Seth's spectacle. Sasha looked like she wanted to disappear into the booth.

We got them the new sandwich and four apple pies, and apologized for the trouble when I brought it to them. Sasha thanked me for everything and told me not to worry about it, Charlotte and Big E just said it was no trouble, and Seth was pouting.

Side Note: I noticed Big E didn't wait for his apple pie to cool, and ate it in about two bites. The man is an animal.
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>>2166729

The kicker is that, as they were leaving, Sasha came up to the counter, apologized for Seth, and said there was nothing wrong with her sandwich. She offered to pay for the apple pies, I said not to worry about it.

Seth's a douche, really.
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>>2166731
I want these stories to be real
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I don't know if autism/aspergers just prevail for lots of people. What's so difficult in saying, "Excuse me, may I take a pic/selfie with you?" If he says fuck off, you don't lose your dignity.
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This is now a Seff story thread.
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>>2166763
They aren't have a friend that's a bartender that served Seth and Seth was a cool dude to him and they talked about music, food and tats.
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>>2166791
Why do you lie? The other stories are real and your gay story is fake
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>>2166441

BASED RANDALL WORKING THE MARKS AND SMARKS
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>>2166453

Hey maybe you should go to the gym to train and not bother wrestlers for pictures buddy
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>>2166729
>Side Note: I noticed Big E didn't wait for his apple pie to cool, and ate it in about two bites. The man is an animal.

fucking amazing pasta
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>>2166786

I worked security for one of their WWE Live events in Rupp Arena in Lexington. Most guys I bumped into were cool. Rusev and Big E were both cool, and Ambrose signed a whole bunch of shit for guys.

Rollins was something else though. The main event of this show was Cena vs Rollins for the championship. I'm at the barricade, just keeping an eye on the crowd and the match and everything. We were told the match would spill out of the ring and they'd be brawling along the barricade, and to watch out for any shenanigans. I THINK they meant audience bullshit, but Seth was the fucking problem.

Cena threw him into a barricade, causing Seth to double over it. I'm standing 10 feet away, and can see clearly that Seth tries to steal some kid's popcorn. The kid instinctively turns away, Seth tries to grab him, a man I'm assuming is the kid's dad steps between them, Seth looks like he's about to swing on him when I manage to jump in between them and turn the dad back. I felt someone shove me in the shoulder, and turn around to Rollins yelling at me to do my job and throw the kid and dad out for defending their popcorn from this manchild. I said that wasn't going to happen, he said he'd kick my ass, and said if he didn't keep his ass on his side of the barricade for the rest of the show, I would deal with him physically. That obviously wasn't the most professional or de-escalating tact to have taken, but I was caught off guard by how ridiculous this grown ass man was acting over popcorn.

Cena, possibly seeing the situation was headed in the wrong direction, pulled Seth back, "clobbered" him, and the ringside brawl resumed and the match went on. Later, as we were getting everyone out of the building, Seth comes up to me and tries to start a fight. I tried to apologize for being rude earlier (though frankly I didn't give a fuck, I just wanted to avoid explaining to any management types why I saw fit to flip a client like an omelette).
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>>2166826

He wasn't hearing any of it and started on about "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" and shit. Roman Reigns saw what was going on and practically tackled Seth, walked him away, and calmed him down before shit got further out of hand. Roman apologized for Seth, saying he gets like that at shows because of stress or some shit. I told him not to sweat it and, in a much more polite way than this sounds, that dealing with upjumped retards was part of security.

I later found out Rollins tried to get me fired, but the whole shitshow at ringside was on video and my manager took my side.
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>>2166441
Based Randy not taking any shit from the fat smarks.
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xdddd le based randy such a true heel by spazzing out like a complete retard xddd :D :D :D:
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Based Orton told Frank The Cucklown to fuck off in 2009.
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>>2166826
>>2166835

>Live event
>video outside the barricades
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>>2166835
>>2167037
>live event
>video at all
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>>2166441
he's the asshole?
Some self-entitled douchebag thought it was ok to interrupt someone working out to get a picture, then going to twitter to cry about how he was rightly told to fuck off.
At least wait until he's finished, then if the time is right, ask for a quick picture
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>>2166441
Based Orton telling the fat smarks to hit the weights
>>2166482
probably a troll. If not post this on /k/. You could become a meme
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>>2166441
>disgusting smark slob approaches Orton in the sacred grounds of hitting weights
>Orton tells him to fuck off as he's hitting the weights and in the process of accruing clues
>clueless and dumbfounded, the smark shits himself on Twitter
>Orton further tells him to clue himself in

Is Snek literally our guy?
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>>2167037
>>2167038
CCTV in the venue?
fan footage?
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>BASED VIPER
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>>2167167
Based as fuck, do Americans even know what savoir-vivre is?
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>Be working at a local game shop
>It was one of those with old games and systems like NES's and Classic Gameboy. Stuff like that.
>Surprisingly, Xavier Woods comes in, followed by a few wrestlers
>Rusev
>AJ FUCKING STYLES
>Kofi, of course
>Sasha
>And, of course, Seth
>Other dude behind the counter starts marking out
>Can't blame him but keep a bit cooler about it.
>Everyone is super cool about it though
>Turns out Xavier has pretty based taste in games. Got himself Resident Evil Revelations since he said he never played it.
>Kofi and Rusev's are a little more casual, but respectable with stuff like the PS1 Crash Bandicoot games and Kofi was super into Metroid. Neither of them bought anything though.
>AJ Styles had the most current taste and actually bought a copy of Dark Souls III at the counter.
>Sasha bought a few weeb games, one of them was some Naruto Game for the PS2
>Seth asks me "What's a good Wrestling game?"
>I honestly answer with things like "Here Comes the Pain" and "SvR 2007"
>Seth gets visibly butthurt and says "I'm not in any of those. What's a good one that I"m in?"
>Explain that he can probably make himself in them
>Seth goes off on a tangent saying shit like "This is why I don't do this nerd shit." before storming off.
>AJ literally facepalmed
>Kofi apologizes and mentions the long road hours must've made him cranky
>AJ outright says "Guy's just being a prick. It happens."
>None of the other wrestlers step up to prove him wrong

Anyway they left after completing their purchases. The whole time Seth was outside pacing in front of the door and visibly huffing.
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>>2167186
it's copypasta that is being spammed on half a dozen sites right now disphit
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>>2166655
Nice digits.

I saw Seth at the airport once. He had a ton of bubble wrap that he was obnoxiously popping for at least an hour. With each one he popped, he'd do that grating laugh while looking around as if to say, "See what I did? Hilarious, right?"
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>>2166558
>im aryan
wowowowowowow cringey af
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>>2166441
based orton calling that b$tch boy out
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>>2166724
By that logic i still have more money than you
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