The Road to Royal Rumble is still approaching full speed with no signs of stopping
Hopes?
Expectations?
Disappointments?
Claiming Alexa Bliss as my waifu
First for my Dean
>>2164388
Shane to make a huge announcement. What will it be? I'm hoping for:
>Whats up *city*
>Smackdown hottest brand etc etc
>And that's why I've decided to acquire the hottest free agent on the market. The newest member of Smackdown Live is...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NONOZGGejb8
That cage match is about to be six stars.
>>2164417
would squeal like a girl. please happen
This is looking to be the best rumble in years. I have absolutely no idea who's going to win it.
>>2164417
There's nothing mentioned about Styles/Cena in the preview so it might have to do with that
its tuesday
you know what that means
>>2164429
What could he say that hasn't already been said? Will he announce a stipulation for the match? I fully expect his announcement to be him entering the Rumble.
I get the weird feeling that Mojo is gonna do surprisingly well in the Royal Rumble
>>2164422
That cage match is about to make my dick six stars
I'm bad at puns
>>2164484
Becky would dissaprove
>>2164417
No he's going to enter the rumble to get revenge on Brock
>>2164487
Good thing I'm into humiliation plays
>>2164489
Brock's feuding with Goldstein tho. Shane/Bork has been dropped.
>>2164417
>Shane to make a huge announcement
For real?
>inb4 Shane is in the Rumble too
Madman
>>2164471
Just throwing guesses, but I'm pretty sure that every time an authority figure has had an announcement on SD, it hasn't had anything to do with themselves (outside of Shane joining the SS team). Might be wrong though I don't keep track of this stuff
>>2164496
What would his motivation for doing this be? He's the fucking comminsioner.
How low can the ratings go this week Smackdownies?
Based A-show already winning this one
>>2164502
He wants to become champ and personally fight for his show
>>2164501
Well Vinnie Mac see's Shane as some form of an attraction so he'll want him at mania in a match. That's apparently going to be with AJ. It may tie into this.
>>2164508
That's ridiculous. It's going to be funny hearing him attempt to justify this though.
Anybody have HD caps of that smug miz face from previous match cards?
>>2164504
>RAW has to advertise aging, part-timer, no-dime draws returning every week to try and save their plummeting ratings
>Smackdown has had consistent ratings using only their full-time superstars.
The absolute STATE of RAMfags
>>2164567
>consistent ratings
>can't outdraw the red show that already can't draw to begin with
Smackdown more like smackdelusion
>>2164570
>smackdelusion
How many bongs?
>>2164624
Bout three fiddy
>>2164634
Bullshit.
>>2164624
41 bings
>>2164641
Thanks.
i know it's early and the show hasnt started yet, but fuck it, get in here lads we won
>>2164417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dZINtfKSIQ
>>2164502
What's Shane motivation for doing any of this shit really
Probably because he's an adrenaline junkie, but also to go with Vince's old "Nothing the wrestlers will do I won't do myself" philosophy. Kinda a lead by example thing?
>>2164683
rich people are crazy
You DAMN WELL no one from smackdown is winning the rumble
>finished my snacks before the show even starts
I hate with this shit happens
How should we celebrate yet another week of beating RAM, Smacklads?
>5 minutes to air
getting pretty hype in here
>>2164687
Taker? He's still Smackdown I think
>>2164727
cute
>>2164734
Good ass seats
how much were they?
>>2164734
Nice, also good camera
Which royal rumble winner would cause the least amount of asshurt?
>>2164734
any /asp/ sign?
>>2164727
Everybody post sneks
>>2164745
Rusev
>>2164745
Angle
>>2164745
Tyler Breeze
regular pleb giving WWE another chance (just because i won't miss any single rumble in my life)
what are the chances of a Jeff and Matt Hardy return?
>>2164756
where my gay cops at
we gonna win a match tonight i just know it
A ver donde están mis /SMACK/ hermanos?
>>2164757
10%
LGTSS
>>2164388
All boards report.
/asp/ obviously.
>>2164756
>Based Breeze will never beat Dean for the IC title
>Based Breezango will never be tag champs
>Based Fandango will never take his rightful place as top guy in the company
Is no one else ever concerned that the cages that hang in the air just randomly fall down and crush everyone in the ring?
>>2164760
aca papa
The money!!
Pepe Shane
>>2164757
a solid 0%
>>2164397
that pic has too much hair
>>2164765
/v/ here. your board is worse than ours
>No Escape
What about the fucking door
>>2164765
/a/ here
>>2164765
/mu/ here
>>2164776
I know.
>>2164760
Acá como siempre papi
>Women main eventing
I'll give it a pass for being a steel cage title match
>>2164776
Don't you win if you escape?
MONEY
O
N
E
Y
Kek can WWE still use Ryback videos?
>>2164777
>QUALITY Atra
>Not /m/
Shane over as fuck
title run when?
>>2164765
/pol/ here
>>2164792
leave
>>2164760
Aqui desde Honduras.
>>2164792
Stay
RAM BTFO
BASED AJ FINNA MAKE THE FIRST FIVE STAR ELIMINATION CHAMBER
SHANE VS AJ CONFIRMED
ECHAMBER HYPE
>>2164765
/pol/ here
The title is actually on the line at Chamber.
Stupid smarks said it was going to be number 1 contender.
RAW don't want none
JUAN CENA DEFENDS THE BELT IN THE CHAMBER Y'ALL
>Shane promises huge announcement
>Everyone's known about Elimination Chamber for months
ELIMINATION CHAMBER CONFIRMED ELIMINATION CHAMBER CONFIRMED ELIMINATION CHAMBER CONFIRMED ELIMINATION CHAMBER CONFIRMED ELIMINATION CHAMBER CONFIRMED ELIMINATION CHAMBER CONFIRMED ELIMINATION CHAMBER CONFIRMED
Dean already has the loudest pop of the night.
>>2164792
/pol/ always welcome
BMAJ
elimination chamber matches are trash though
can't see shit
Predict the Competitors of the Elimination Chamber.
>Ram gets meme in the hell
>Smackdown gets Based Elimination Chamber
SMACKDIMES WINS AGAIN
HOTHEAD
>Its a champion complains he has to defend title at a PPV episode
>HOTHEAD
SOMEBODY GET THIS HOT HEAD OUTTA HERE!
>Obviously setting up AJ vs. Shane at WM
kill me senpai
SHANE IS CRASHING THIS SHOW
So this is the setup for Shave Vs AJ at Mania
>All those based BMAJ marks wearing his gloves
Truly the GOAT.
>>2164815
Cena, AJ, Dean, Ziggler, Miz and Corbin
>>2164815
BMAJ
BMJ
Big Bantz Baron
Snek
Brayy Lmao
Adolph
>>2164815
AJ
Cena
Corbin
Based Miz
Two of the Wyatts
>>2164823
And none of us are going to survive
>RAW crowd and viewers last night
>zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>smack crowd and viewers tonight
>hype as fuck blowing the roof off the building
raw is in a sorry state rn
>No pop for DBry
DOUBLE TURN INCOMING
just turned it on, whats going on? Please don't tell me they are building AJ vs Shane
they're really gonna do AJ vs Shane at WM aren't they? and Shane is gonna go over
AJ PULLING A PUNK
TAKING THE BELT TO NJPW
its weirding me out how much they mention Japan now
APPLE DOUGH
This tiny little guy is the world heavyweight champion? ewhat tje fuck
>AJ Styles wins at RR
>Cena wins at Elimination Chamber
Pls
FINE SPEECH
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA
ITS THAT KID'S 13th BIRTHDAY
fucking BIG PROMO SMACKDOWN
BMJ
APPLEDOUGH
BMJ
GOAT
O
A
T
John Cena is underrated desu
BASED BMJ
dead crowd
>ADJUSTS HAT
FINE SPEECH SIR
BRAPPLEDOUGH
>Cena gets more cheers and boos than Styles
kek
>that pop for Cena
>>2164855
Unmute your tv, carter
SHUT UP
>>2164855
>the state of this rawtist
HOLY FUCK SMACK IS LIT RIGHT NOW WTF WHY CANT RAW BE LIKE TIS
as usual crowd is sitting on their hands tonight
So winning the Rumble gets you an instant ticket to a title match at WrestleMania while the champion has to have won the elimination chamber?
Pretty dumb.
>>2164855
Way louder than RAM
Fat neckbeard holding SDLive > Raw sign
Fucking Smackdownies
Why does motivational speaker Cena dress like a 13 year old?
>SIT THERE AND SHUT UP
>HES STANDING UP
I LOVE IT MAGGLE
NEPOTISM BTFO
>it's a John Cena and AJ Styles scream at each other for the whole promo episode
>Let's Go Cena
>AJ Styles
This crowd is based as fuck.
>dat POP
RAW IS AIDS
>AJ has to beg for boos
MAIN EVENT MIZ INCOMING
Ok where's the asshole anon from last night
BIG POP MIKE
I respect you Styles ;_;
Big Hollywood Mike Based
Smackdown
>
Raw
AWESOME.
BASED MIZ
SAMCK ALREADY WON BOYS
>>2164860
not his fault his mom makes him watch it on mute. Don't bully the lad!
BASED MIZ IN DA CHAMBUR
Miz killing crowds as usual.
Miz looking like he's been working on his gains
Crowd is dead
THE A LISTER
RAM ETERNALLY BTFO
GOAT
>>2164432
Weird part is as soon as i opened the gif mizzy and wife come. Holy shit
BASED MIKE
Who /came to play/ here?
Dat cameltoe on Maryse though
BASED MIZ IS GOING FOR THE TITLE
Post yfw Miz wins the WWE Title this year.
Real talk, am I committing confirmation bias or is the crowd always more into Smackdown?
>MARYSE
WHERE MY A-LISTERS
haha. miz btfo the aj
BIG BANTZ MIKE
Dead fucking crowd tonight.
BASED FUCKING MIZ
ahahaha that imitation
Based Hipster Miz
>BAITIN AWP JAHN CEEINA
>raw has literally no story progression
>smack already building towards EC
its like the show takes a 180 from mon to tues
BASED FUCKING MIZ
Who /Miztake/ here?
>>2164901
>being this worked
Come on AJ you were in those dumb bowl cage matches back in TNA
You'll do fine in the Elimination Chamber
Miz with the top shelf bantz!!
>BEET UP JAWN SEENA
>>2164432
>Americans next top soccer mom
Holy shit miz for dual wwewhc/intercontinental champion
BASED
>SOCCER MOM
MIZ BURYING AJ!!
>Miz
Best in the biz
>>2164903
Right here A-Lister
>>2164901
It feels like it. Shit is actually happening unlike raw where you have to wait all night for anything to go down. This Monday was just a fluke. The norm is a 30min Steph promo
>That Georgian Accent
BASED MIZANIN
BIG MIC MIZ
KEK
BASED BIG BANTS JOHN
>bringing up that mistake they made when they have Miz the championship
>Cena making heels bump heads
kek
BIG MATCH JOHN
BASED BMJ
Smack won again
Miz vs Aj tonight baby!
>this dead crowd
WHY CAN'T RAW HAVE BANTZ LIKE THIS HOLY SHIT
>this opening segment
AJ VS MIZ NOW
>AJ BTFO of Miz's limp penis
>Cena bounding around in the background like a 12 year old instigating a shitstorm
Cena is funny as fuck right now
top kek
>BMJ ruining the promo with his cringe
MIZ BTFO HOLY SHIT
Miz needs a title run after Mania.
>Maryse is taller than AJ
FUCKING HELL BASED CENA COMMENTS
Shit negroes this segment is better than anything on Raw. looks like with this and the cage match smackdown will win
>>2164924
Also because smackdown promo segments actually introduce new feuds and character development instead of being a 30min authority-centric time waster.
The crowd is dead.
>>2164942
>sex
>height
>shower
>weight
>clue
get to work
>>2164944
No thanks.
BASED KING
>In storyline WWE admits they've fucked up the IC Title
Shane is alive?
Haven't seen him since survivor series
>>2164923
maryse is so fucking fine in that pic
hopefully miz and aj can wake this crowd up a little
HOLY FUCK LAWLER IS BACK. BASED
>>2164942
U know cena, he has to involve himself however possible. If its not his promo hes gotta inject himself and ruin it
Lets be honest that was way better than the opening to Ram
Wow, a racist drumpf supporter interviewing a white supremacist sore loser gimmick.
Hopefully King has another heart attack
>>2164945
Heels do that
Also with that Lawler thing with Dolph I guarantee the heart attack will come up
America's next top soccer mom.
A J STYLES
>smackdown has quality promos and is already building up towards the ppv after the rumble
>raw wont shut up about the fucking shark cage
The crowd is literally silent during that entire promo....
i almost fell asleep
Kurt Angle just said he'd love to face AJ Styles in a return match
THE GOAT IS COMING HOME
>>2164953
pretty outdated pic desu
>All of RAM BTFO in the first segment yet again
No surprises here.
>>2164953
That pic doesnt makes sense, Dean was the most successful champion of those 3.
>>2164933
THIS CANT KEEP FREAKING HAPPENING
>>2164930
I can get into heel vs heel matches. Althought the usual crowd doesnt know who to cheer for.
Dead ass crowd
>>2164965
I wish you did
Where's Anon's Dad?
Also, has anyone screencap the times, where Anon's Dad walked in on him
>>2164961
>>2164963
>The Club would be Smackdown Tag Champs had they been drafted there by now
>elimination chamber is LITERALLY a six star match
Rbw and japs eternally btfo
>>2164961
I mean they're both racist drumpf supporters
>>2164967
I honestly don't get this meme
>>2164969
Nigga, RAM is btfo when the entrance music starts on Monday night
>>2164950
>he actually thought that nickelodeon-tier "humor" was funny
18+, kiddo
This is actually more genius than anyone is giving it credit for. Last week, Cena fought Corbin, while giving him a main event rub and keeping both of them strong, while this week, Miz and AJ get the same chemistry. Cena and AJ don't have to meet in the ring before Rumble, but their rivalry still feels hot. Why can't RAM bookers learn from this? It's so frustrating that the same 4 people have main evented Raw for months now
>>2164965
>rawtists REEE obsessively when you shitpost in their gamethreads
>smackchads banter them into mindless repetition
b a s e d
a
s
e
d
>>2164965
>watching smackdown on mute so mommy won't catch you
>>2164973
They'll have no problem cheering for AJ
The twist in Split is the Professor X is actually those 3 women.
That Wyatt family game looks good.
If Smackdown gets rid of Young Xeena it Mayne Will get better
Crowd dead
>>2164985
Cena pinned Corbin clean out of absolutely no where.
The fuck you mean keeping him look strong hahahahaha
>>2164961
FUCK SMACKDRUMPFS FUCK WHITE PEOPLE #NOTMYPRES #DISRUPTJ20
>>2164961
(You)
>>2164987
That is a good Nep
>>2164961
Dont cut yourself on that edge.
>>2164993
Corbin dominated the whole match
Absolute silence. Can't believe how dead this crowd is.
New title!
Dead crowd
>>2164396
b-but she's my waifu, anon
>Deanetty getting the huge pop
>>2164999
Like any usual Cena match, no one gets over in an usual Cena match unless they win.
ambrose is so weird
>>2164965
Props to wwe to make theri programms accesible to deaf people
Orton vs Ambrose
>replacing the IC title
>ever
just setting up matches like this does so much to make the show watchable
ewww stinky XD
>>2164999
And then lost like a bitch, as a heel.
Dead in the water.
>>2165013
Thank god Shane shot that down immediately
>Ambrose vs Orton
>Miz vs AJ
>Steel cage match main event
RAM's already dead, calm down SmA+ckdown
>match starts
>stream lags
every single time
Cena on commentary
Based BMJ on commentary! Rawtists Seething
>>2165014
It really makes such a difference. I'm not sure why Raw is incapable of even better stuff, given their extra hour
>AJ VS MIZ
>AMBROSE VS ORTON
>BMJ on commentary
we won lads, it's all over
Post yfw SmackGOAT wins again
>Cena talking non-stop to cover up the nearly silent crowd
why is he so based?
>BMJ making shilling humorous with his top-notch pun-work
Based Test of Strength
>>2165001
The fuck show are you watching? Get your ears checked.
And cena with the shilling is killing my a+ show
Just once I want to see someone walking backstage and nothing happens
>>2165024
Imagine holding Cena's penis as it ejaculate inside Bella
I have been out for quite a while.
Since when are people hyped for an Ambrose or an Orton match?
Hey /smack/, friendly reminder to remember the rumble.
>>2165024
smack just cant lose
>>2165024
>>2165035
Imagine helping guide the head into her tiny tight asshole
>>2165038
Relatively fresh match up. I'll take it
>>2165035
Imagine being gay.
>>2165026
Sophisticated faggotry
>>2165038
They're both people who are good, IF they give a shit. And they're not ROMAN VS JERICHO, EPISODE 19
>>2165038
never but they are doing IC belt right by making it main event.
>>2165035
That is a very specific fetish that you have.
>>2165024
>>2165040
still bang that
>>2165024
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIIIIT!!
>>2165026
>Cena gets put on commentary
>Actually does commentary and puts over other superstars
Big Bantz Cena making Rawtists fume
>>2165048
Can you imagine caring about ROMAN/SETH vs. OWENS/JERICHO at all.
I turned the volume up to maximum and literally still can't hear the crowd at all.
wow....
>>2165051
thats some mid 2000's diva
>>2165035
Imagine Nikki voring Cena
>>2165051
she's so fucking hot
>>2165024
Why does Just for Men advertise on a show watched by children and obese, autistic virgins?
>>2165056
I absolutely cannot, anon. That's why I'm in these threads on Tuesdays, and watching sports on Mondays.
>>2165077
>SEETHING
>>2165061
>>2165067
Well after 6 months of Ziggler/Miz, even THIS match feels more refreshing
>>2164980
Underrated post. Shame I was the only one who noticed it.
>>2165077
Smackdown draws a lot of old dudes actually. Like if I recall, one episode in '15 drew more old guys than anything else.
>British advertisements