SMACKDOWN LIVE GAMETHREAD 4
Finishing off strong tonight
Corbin intro is so fucking based
What did Baren Corbin win again?
I forgot
1st for Raw
This motherfucker's from Kansas
>>2141319
does baron incorporate boxing in his ring style?
ALICIA FAAAAUUUUXXXXXXX
At least Corbin wrestles with a shirt on now.
>>2141347
La competencia de AndrĂ© el gigante, cabrĂ³n
Why is smackdown so good lads?
>>2141347
The Andre the Big Guy Battle Royale
first for /sp/
Has Cena been gone long enough that the fans like him again?
>>2141347
Hulk Hogan memorial lynching contest
BRRRRRRRRRR
>>2141346
It's the best in the company
Who debuts at the Rumble, bros?
>>2141351
Kansas City, Missouri
BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>2141319
Corbin keeps getting more based and based.
What's everyones favourite Cum Eating Instruction video?
>>2141346
Shut the fuck up its generic as fuck you jabroni
>>2141366
Joey Samoey.
>>2141366
itami
Based Cena getting the bitches wet
>>2141347
The Andrade Cien Almas hemorrhoidal Battle Royal
>>2141366
gillberg
>>2141354
He's got that Mil Muertes right hand
>>2141366
you already know it
>>2141370
Monday Night Raw
lol Corbin's little warm up punches in the corner
>>2141366
smo joel
The crowd went bananas when Cena came
>>2141370
RAW
That match up screen just makes it seem important
>>2141362
Reminder
>>2141363
>implying Adolph Ziggler didn't win that
>>2141367
Even worse
>>2141366
Samoa Joe
Like 90% sure
>>2141361
xth for Bama BTFO'd
>>2141370
ask Biff Andreas and his cuck face
>Women and children love big draw faces like Cena and Reigns. Constantly shots of them cheering these superstars in the crowd
>Obese smarks hate Cena and Reigns
What did they mean by this?
>>2141366
Somoa Joe and Dillinger pretty sure
>10 minutes left
Based BMJ confirmed squashing balding Corbin
That wolf shirt must get Barin hella pussy.
>>2141366
Tanahashi
>>2141366
Senior Joe
>>2141366
Samoa Joe
oops sorry I was wrong anon it really is Kansas
>>2141388
>>2141383
its big match jonathan of course
>>2141370
RAW on the USA Network
10 minutes left? Squash match for BMJ
>>2141392
Women and children are stoopid
>>2141366
Senior Joe
>>2141358
Because they have talking smack to get most of their authority shit out of the way and it feels more like the characters are the ones progressing their story instead of Stephanie every week. And it's two hours and features the best wrestlers in the world.
>>2141402
AJ interrupts
>>2141319
My fucking cable is taking a nuclear shit. What's going on?
>>2141396
>Senior Benjamin with a taser.
>>2141403
Smark detected
>The British advert with the dancing
What the fuck England
>cena selling hard for corbin
I like this Cena. Truly the GOAT
>>2141407
Based Big Mic Baron is squashing the Cenation
>>2141407
OMEGA INTERFERED!!!
The guy next to me said Cena sucks and for a lot of dirty look from the kids around
>>2141403
BBD&BMJWTS
>>2141410
>Britcucks think this is humor
>>2141366
Jeff Hardy
What a fucking right hand by Corbin, did he legit shoot on John just then?
>>2141370
I really like Kelle Martina's stuff but it's more in the humiliation side. Domina Snow is another really good one
>>2141407
BMJ is getting thrown around by Corbin for a bit before he turns into superman and goes over clean.
>>2141379
His NJPW contract ends 1/31
>>2141407
HBK has run in and is trying to convert Corbin to a born again Christian
>>2141414
Ha, serves him right
>>2141409
>>2141366
Samoa Joe 100%
Austin Aries 50%
Shinsuke Nakamura 10%
Hideo Itami 10%
Dash/Wilder 10%
>>2141371
t.seething rawtist
>>2141407
could be worse, you could be watching a shit skysports stream
KFC or POPEYES
>>2141419
You got legit worked.
>>2141366
AIN'T NO STOPING ME NOOOOOOOOW
>>2141407
Turned to Omega/Okada, now broadcasting from Tokyodome. Meltzer cummed.
>>2141405
>instead of Stephanie every week
Mick Foley is the one showing up after every match to cry about the ending and scream about his SCARS and how dangerous wrestling is. Both GMs are running that show into the ground, not just Steph
>>2141373
fuck that would be cool
>>2141430
Paupeyes, nigger
>>2141432
he is still out for a few more months
>>2141430
CHURCHES
>>2141427
heal up itami :(
>>2141430
Popeyes
>>2141429
Jesus fucking christ
>>2141430
Spiced Packed Wings > Nashville Hot Wings > Anything Popeyes > Anything KFC
>>2141426
Keanu really fell off after John Wick.
>>2141430
Churches obviously
>>2141439
>Church's
Poor Nigger
>>2141439
gross, faggot!
>>2141414
>dirty looks from kids
Including you?
>tfw don't even watch wrestling anymore
>tfw you guys talking about Cena ITT made me turn on wwe for the first time in years
>tfw Cena is a confirmed draw
This crowd is lit as fuck yo
Where did Tom go?
>>2141436
hes on his last legs if he gets injured again:(
>>2141442
A viral advert that got out of control
>>2141419
Could you faggots suck that betas cock any harder?
>>2141438
He could have healed quick.
>Main event the big show itself
What did JBL mean by this? Live sex celebration between AJ Styles and The Big Show?
I like Baron's character, he can fight anyone so heel vs heel matches are possible
As long as he keeps the title at RR, he's going to headline Wrestlemania
>>2141456
nah he confirmed it a few weeks ago he's about 3 months away
>>2141435
I thought he wasn't around anymore.
>>2141450
>doesn't watch wrestling
>knows the draw meme
Lol this show sucks. I left when Dean ambrose comes out and I come back now and I just know I kissed literally nothing
David Otunga needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>2141453
it bums me out to think about how shit of a time he's had so far. I honestly hopes they just put him on the main roster to give him at least a few good years in the mid card
Corbin hit the steps hard af
>>2141454
wtf is this shit
OTUNGA BTFO BASED JBL
>Royal Wumbo
>corbin not setting up end of days when cena went for the running shoulder
come on lone wolf
>>2141466
And you will never kiss anything, at least not with consent.
>>2141462
he literally got a JUST haircut and almost had to quit/get fired if Taker didn't show up last night
That wasn't the Deep Six you fuckin moron
>>2141466
>I kissed literally nothing
You never will fat neck beard virgin
>>2141461
Damn, would have marked out like a bitch if he re-debuted that night.
>>2141466
>i kissed literally nothing
we know.
>>2141466
>kissed literally nothing
Just like every other night, eh?
>>2141468
same here.
>>2141465
"Drawing ratings" is a universal term for TV. Begging you to go outside.
>>2141466
You won't kiss anything in your life rawtist
BASED AJ CALLING OUT MAURO
>>2141478
you would know faggot
>>2141478
>Commentary getting corrected by BMAJ
Fire these fucking hacks
Kids are losing their shit over Cena getting squashed
>>2141472
Wombo Combo?
>>2141478
AJ put his ass in check
>>2141465
>he do want shitpost on /asp/ blindly without knowing what he's talking about
>he actually enjoys wrestling past 2012
>based BMAJ btfoing commentary
OH SHIT MAURO BTFO
Corbin wrestles in a tshirt
>>2141484
Stop being a shill pinhead
>Less than a minute left
I don't want it to end
Corbin looks like that guy from iCarly
>>2141477
lol
Rate this crowd mates
>BMAJ just BTFO Obunga now
Can anyone stop this walking God?
AJ still mocking him for the "that could be you" shit they ALWAYS say when he's on commentary
>>2141466
>I kissed literally nothing
Typical Rawtist.
This match sucks
CORBIN BURIED AF
BASED BMJ
SUPER CENA LOL
>bmj
>>2141488
What's it like being nutted
BIG
MATCH
JOHN
What a lame ending
I fucking love AJ on commentary
Corbon buried
>burying Corbin in favor of this stale faggot
Fuck off, Cena
>cena wins clean
Well this SD tanked
>>2141497
>cries shill when he gets BTFO
Why you so mad little boy? Lmao
>>2141499
Gibby?
>Hitting the Five Knuckle Shuffle and AA in succession with no problem whatsoever
>>2141502
10/10
Rate this smack
8/10 ME felt rushed
DAMMIT
4 moves of doom
at least protect corbin a little
BASED BMJ BURYING BALDING CORBIN
BIG MATCH JOHN
>>2141506
So a normal Cena match then
Rate this Smackdown Live chads.
how does the Wolf look strong from this?
CLASSIC JHON CENSUS
Dark match main event miz vs dean
>WWE is followed by a show called "Shooter"
BIG MATCH JOHN DID IT AGAIN
>>2141523
7/10
I agree about the ME, and there was also that Carmella match
Corbin is shit in the ring and shit on the mic.
Poor boy just got buried by the part-timer
Roman Reigns is much better than Cena. Much better matches and willing to put people over/look strong.
>>2141523
8/10 bretty good
RYBACK WAS FUCKING RIGHT ALL ALONG
>all those kids marking out
Lmao, little do they know, 10 years from now, they're gonna be bitching and whining about the wwe on an anime imageboard
>>2141532
He put up a good fight against BMJ
>>2141520
You're not fooling anyone
isn't 205 live now? Why is Foley shit show now?
>yfw they had to end it early for le Shooter
>>2141521
No, the beta camera man
CENA WINS LOL
>>2141430
Frenchys
>>2141532
He dominated most of the match. Time really killed that match. Should have cut the jobber shit
>>2141523
8.75/10
rushed ME but was engaging none the less
Corbin isn't buried you fucking marks. You can lose to Cena on a random smackdown and be fine. Now if this was a long program built over multiple ppvs culminating at WM or Summerslam it would be different.
BRlad I'll meet up in front of nacho bar. IDC about 205
Who's /FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUX/ here?
Based Cena sending Corbin back to the jobber division
>>2141557
>PG era mark damage control
>>2141532
I mean he looked strong for most of the match, and it is Cena. But I guess the ref told them time was up so the ending looked shitty. Good SmAck over all
>>2141536
Post pics faggot.
I DID NOT KILL THE PRESIDENT
>>2141567
After 205 live dumb cunt fuck shitter
>tfw i like the 205 live theme song
OFFICIAL BEST DIVAS POWER RANKINGS
1. Alexa Bliss
2. Alicia Fox
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9001. everyone else
>Aweesha Faaux
faaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkksssssssss
wheres gran metalik
>>2141579
Accurate.
Noam is short as fuck
>WWE literally having a cuck storyline
this is truly the greatest timeline
>crowd dead
What's the point?
>>2141595
How empty is the arena now?
should I go to road to Wrestlemania live event featuring Smackdown roster Feb 6th?
>>2141553
Looks just like her....
SD was mediocre and still better than RAM.
>>2141605
hell no
>>2141596
nigga, when does the wwe NOT have a cuck story line
>>2141602
Not very actually
>>2141496
He took it off at TLC
whoever decided the cruiserweights should wrestle a slower style than the main roster is a fucking retard
why is this match still going
>>2141625
Man you have a dumpster tier phone. But thanks for the updates
>>2141625
Well this thread has gone dead. I literally think only like 6 people on /asp/ watch 205.
i'm still here
>>2141625
You could've shown us how they change the ropes
The cruiserweight strikes are a lot louder than other matches
Everyone winced whenever we hear one
same
205 is like the 3rd best wwe show behind smack and talking smack
>>2141642
It's pretty hard to watch 205 Live without a network account. Plus the streams are slow as shit to be patient with.
>>2141366
Diesel
>>2141646
guys like hero, swann, and alexander are really good at slapping
>Black man cucked by a white
How will niggers ever recover?
The cuckening continues
Alicia Faaaauuuuxxxxkkkk about to get DAR'd
>>2141645
They just tape over the ropes
>yfw this storyline ends with both guys sharing Alicia
noam dar is a really good actor for a wrestler
he's my second favorite manlet
isn't alexander married?
>>2141675
yeah i like him too
tozawa and tajiri were pretty based as a tag team
Looks like crowd usually leaves after the first 205 match
ZIGGLER AND MOJO TAG TEAM
Why not put Tozawa on SmackDown and have him team with Crews?
Cena has buried more talent than fucking Gaytch
was getting greened part of his plan?
SNEKKY SNEK
Kendrick back on drugs.
Was only a matter of time I guess. He's still functional but it is a slippery slope.
>Sneaky snake, Sneaky snake
>+What chants
Wtf Brian totally buried now.
>could hear a pin drop
>>2141646
It's because the echo amplifies it. There is more echo when there are a lot less people in a large building.
>>2141693
You mean slimed?
>>2141699
Shit you're right. Fuck this is horrible.
>>2141642
Statistically that's about right. If 20 people here watch Smackdown and retain 6 for 205 that's about what I'd expect.
you could literally hear people having conversations
>Maluta just as bad as Roman
Not surprised.
>Crazy Foxy is back
My dick is pleased
NO ONE BREAKS UP WITH MEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone still here?
best part of the 205 just happened
>>2141706
>20 people watch smackdown
>80 ips
given that carter is probably 15 or so of them
Alicia just got WHITED.
And then chimps out and breaks he mic! Fuckin based.
Ywn have sexy black foxy cleopatra scream your name in pain.
LOL WTF
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Yandere Fox when
>>2141715
make some noize
would racemix with
>>2141717
If it's not a secret, how do you know how many IPs are in a given thread?
Based gentleman jack time
my speaker went mute on the yelling kek
>>2141724
new
>>2141726
Based Jacky Boy
Is he a draw?
oh that shit was beautiful
>>2141727
this
my $150 dollar headphones felt like crap after that yell
>>2141725
>being this new
>>2141731
he draws my dick out of my pants
Now that I think , what happen to the Vuadevillians?
>>2141731
Who cares. He puts on a good match and has some charisma in his character.
>>2141731
God that body
photos bro! how's the crowd? still anyone in it?
>>2141736
Been here for years, just never bothered to find out. Why can't you just tell me instead of memeing faggot
>Davari's theme
Wtf I love Davari now.
>>2141731
he's the reason I watch this show
it's nice to see a style so weird be this fun, and his character work is awesome
and he's in the process of getting an umbrella over
>>2141738
I thought they were on main event/superstars.
Didn't they cancel those shows though?
This what chant is cancer
>>2141741
205 live is shot before RAM
>>2141731
One of the few draws in the Cruiserweights
>put talking bullshit segments on the show AFTER SmackDown
way to bore the crowd
people literally leaving
>>2141742
>"been here for years"
>doesn't expect memeing when asking a newfag question
>>2141743
Yeah I didn't realize how awesome it was until just now
>>2141748
it's not even live anymore?
>>2141748
No its not.
>>2141752
Didn't say I didn't expect it, dumbass.
>I Quit match
Yessss
>>2141755
It's live, that other anon is just retarded and or memeing
Someone last week said they usually put on a dark match afterwards to encourage people to stay for 205 live
>>2141755
Yeah it is
I'm sitting here right now
>>2141755
Maybe it is sometimes. But when Raw was in Philly that's what happened.
based Jacky boy
time for the S+ Show
>>2141763
I was at a RAW in Phillips this past fall. There was no 205 before the start of the show. Don't even think it was on yet as a show.
Fun fact: those steel/aluminum looking tables are actually made of plastic and weigh about 5 lbs.
They really need to move 205 Live to NXT tapings to give it a crowd who'll give the show some energy
This fatass near me dancing to Swann'so sing is a fun guy
Also the crowd is still here
>>2141775
As are the voices in your head.
>>2141775
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE NOICE!
>>2141775
Start a chant faggot.
>>2141775
if you cant /asp/ maybe the mics will pick it up
tony neese is sandow if sandow traded 5 inches of height inches for wrestling ability
Sad. The crowd just does not care for these guys. You can hear paper plates falling. A shame.
>>2141776
>>2141778
>>2141780
>>2141782
We are pretty burnt out
All the kids screamed their heads off for Cena and now are all tired
>>2141788
>burnt out
>RAW is 3 hours
You can do better!
is 205 live an experiment by wwe to see how they can market the network to UK/Japan with a more familiar style?
>>2141788
>we
>kids
You gotta be 18+ to be here faggot.
>>2141785
It's the timing of the show, not so much the division itself.
Why aren't Kalisto and Sin Cara in the cruisermeme division? Clearly they should be
>>2141791
It's much easier to get burned by a shit show
>>2141795
Rude
>>2141792
If they want to branch out there with that they'll flop. UK/Japan loves variety in styles and the WWE style only won't cut it. And 205 is a mix of both and it's near dead without Jackie Boy and Neville
Is the nigger wth the title the same nigger that broke up with foxy? I'm so confused.
Based muscle elf
Rich Swann looks like an even more malnutritioned Somali than Kofi does. If they want a black guy to be champ, why didn't they go with Cedric?
>>2141806
that upcoming gallagher v neville feud is going to be fucking great
>>2141808
You are cool for saying the n word!!!!!
>projecting
DUDE YOUR EARS LMAOOOO
wwe was a mistake
>>2141810
yeah he looks really skinny fat it's a bit ridiculous
Fugg lads will based Neville go over at the RR?
>tfw no hornswoggle to be the GM of the cruiserweights
Greatest superstar of all time...kek
>undercarder
>greatest of all time
Wew renee
>Greatest superstar of all time
Renee just confirmed Undertaker the GOAT.
>No Based Bryan to constantly bully Renee
Think I'm gonna skip this one lads
Miz is super good at cheap heat
This crowd wantso his head on a pike
>>2141838
Renee is also wearing some ridiculous top...dropped
>>2141839
>go to WWE event
>spend 3 hours uploading potato images to /asp/
Thanks, my man.
BLISS GOING INTO PUNK MODE AND BURYING WWE MEDICAL
>Alexa bliss has no friends
When is Bliss going to shorten her hair and go as gwenpool?
>best female sports entertainment
JUST
Miz going directly through Bryan kicks again and fuck up the last one as usual
>google micheal flattly
>apparently he's a tap dancer
>his mom died 11 hours ago
based bex putting some guy over on a shitty day
>>2141839
how's the match?
C
U
Next
Tuesday
>C
>U
>Next
>Tuesday
cheeky
>>2141866
Pretty good. 7/10 so far
>>2141873
Is this happening after 205 live?
>>2141877
This to be honest
>>2141877
Dubs confirm, my heart weeps for /ourbroski/
>>2141877
maybe he'll get a pity storyline when he returns to a thunderous pop in Nassau
>tfw smackdown was basically 3 and a half hours tonight and I barely noticed
gentleman jack in the third hour was great
Adolphin making a nWo faction?
>wrestling's biggest star HHH