SMACKDOWN LIVE GAMETHREAD #3

>>2140876
First for based Triphatter

DRINK BEER

BEAT DEBRA

AW HELL YEAH

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cuckdown has been ok

>>2140861
But this is the last one (tm)

randy looks motivated as hell

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Watch my Show

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RLsSXTdndz8

Gable needs to go practice his strikes. Those punches were abysmal

BEATIN' DEBRA FOR THE WORKIN' MAN!

HOLY FUCK THAT DDT

american alpha isn't over

why do they have the belts

>>2140900
i like his podcast when its about him doing chores

>that DDT

Randy taking all the pins for the Wyatt family

Lou Parper SEETHING

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>randy still gets strong reactions
>gets knocked down to jobber status with the wyatts

Oh my goodness. The New Wyatt Family is falling apart at the seams.

>Make the Wyatts over for 2 weeks
>NOPE THATS ENOUGH...BREAK THEM UP AGAIN AND JOB EVERY WEEK

RANDY SEEETHING

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

that crowd is pretty loud

>Wyatt/Orton is going to end soon

B-but it was based ;_;

holy shit im scared

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>Wyatt family is breaking up

OH FUCK BASED

BASED HARPGOAT

Little Naitch's reaction to the kick was great.

A good DDT gone to waste

DON'T FIGHT PLEASE ;_;

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

I WAS IN THE BATHROOM DURING THE MATCH AND JUST GOT BACK

SEETHING

NO BRAY NO

WHY LUKE WHY

I'M CRYING BROS

MOM AND DAD NOOOOO

>You will never lick Renne's asshole

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this crowd is on fire tonight

Crowd was fuckin hot for that. If Randy gave an RKO, there would've been an Attitude Era tier pop

>dat stacked commentary table
kek

Wow Baron has some impressive editing skills

>>2140928
Harper turns face

>>2140928
>taking a pissbreak during a wyatt family match
You fucked up tbch

>>2140928
a good thing is being messed with by swerve booking i suppose

Where is Bliss & AJ?

Harper v Orton would be a pretty good match

My respect for Randy has actually gone up because all of this Wyatt family stuff.

I thought he was gonna just phone it in, but he's actually fucking churning out a decent performance.

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>mfw Orton and HARPGOAT both turn on Bray and form the SD version of Jeriko

JESUS CHRIST WHAT A STORY, WHAT A CROWD
HOW CAN RAW EVEN COMPETE???

>>2140939
He got Bray to edit it for him. I recognize those filters

>>2140934
NO ONE CARES RIGHT NOW MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING YOU ASS

>smackshit letting the Orton/Wyatt story die this early, or at least till WM instead of giving it a long build where it was one of the only stories with that potential

>>2140934
Betcha all it would take is a bottle of wild turkey and a pack of smokes and she would let you

>>2140943
Hoping we see Bliss next

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>>2140933
It looks like your /sp/ Dad and Mom got you

>>2140941
That match was wack tho

>>2140952
Orton's probably whining to be in the title picture again

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This crowd wants an RKO so bad

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What was the best Royal Rumble?

>>2140954
this

RAW officially BTFO again

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Please just let them stay together for a few months

>>2140947
The no talent no charisma no mic work not entertaining Jeriko! Send em to RAW!

Biker gang Bray>Hawaiian shirt Bray

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>>2140936
miz is fucking WINNING

>>2140960

1992

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Watch my Show, Guys

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RLsSXTdndz8

>>2140959
hey batonrouge bro, if you get a dark match please update us

>>2140960
1992

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>>2140960
'01 or '08.

Corbin promo is so cringe

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>>2140966
you know it

>>2140965
>liking gay braids

>>2140976
>corbin promo package
Not bad. But he needs to drop that "end of days shit" it's st8 cringe

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>>2140977
>cringe in 2017

>>2140960
2004

>>2140960
2004

>>2140982

>never give up? Well he's gonna get beaten up!

Corbin needs to go back to the school yard

>Only 40 minutes left

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Post pics of bliss bum

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>>2140973
fuck off pathetic nerd

>>2140973
Cringe hard m8

Who /ByebyeMan/ here?

>>2140948
You get way too impressed by a crowd that SHOULD be excited for a show they're fans of enough to get tickets for.

Also the story is decent, but nothing we haven't seen before, but yet you're freaking out like it's the greatest thing ever because unlike anything on RAW, it is actually coherent and makes sense within its own continuity.

I'm sorry for using big words. My point is, Smackdown is doing what it is supposed to. I wish WWE could always keep up being good, but want them to try new things with the writing that gives us stuff we haven't seen before in addition to the great storytelling. Then the crowd will always be into it.

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>>2140983
>>2140985
WWE never talks about that one
who won that year?

>>2140990
Please dont post pictures of my gf

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>>2140990

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>>2140990

>>2140978
Pleb question but where can I get that template?

Damn Haitch has a nice beard

He joining the Wyatts and just saying fuck Seth?

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>>2140897
Get a Finger up your ass

>>2140997
Never happened

>Trips impersonating The Rock
What did he imply by this?

>>2140990
>>2140999
yeah, fuck off

>>2140994
The name and premise is so gay it's offputting

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>>2140990

>>2141002
https://photofunia.com/categories/misc/morning_news

Haich stealing Rockys catchphrase thats gimmick infringment!

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Qt jobber ?

>She's way to vein to wear a mask

Actually Kekd there.

>>2141004
ayy

Is becky retarded

>>2140973
Nah. It's fake.

>Alexa Bliss going undercover

CORTEZ CASTRO CONFIRMED

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>>2140997
Chris Benoit

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BASED EVA NAMEDROP


I WANT EVA MARIE ON MY TV

>>2141013
Thanks a lot

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>Big Pops Blissfu

>>2141015
clean your camera

>>2141007
That he has zero charisma and he was the worst one on the stand that included roman stumbling over his lines

WOMENS REVOLUTION STRIKES AGAIN!

FIRST TIME EVER!

WE DID IT WOMEN BROS

>>2141022
Nice shop, who is this guy?

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>>2141009

>>2141028
nah

I hate Becky Lynch. SO MUCH.

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EVA KEKED OUT OF HER OWN HAIR STYLE LEL

>Steel cage match

Cool these happened every other week on Smackdown back in 2011

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>>2141022
DELETE THIS

>>2141007
Him and Rock are good friends irl..

H might be the only friend Rock has in the WWE today besides his fat Samoan family members

Is Becky legit autistic?

Cuck time

MAKING HEESTRY

FINALLY
BIC MIC CARMELLA!

>womens cage match

RAM BTFO

>Champ is actually mad that they have to be in a steel cage match

Raw could learn a thing or two

>Elsworth skipping

KEK

>that jobber

jesus fucking christ

AB SO LUTELY DISCUS STING

>2 hours
>3 (three) divas segments

Smacucks will defend this. Honestly, outlaw wrestling isnt too bad if you think about it. The only women involved in WK were japanese Godfathers hoes.

>>2141032
Chris Benoit

This chick looks like she's from ye olde era

>RAM gets HIAC match
>Smack gets Steel Cage match
Smackdown knows here to slowly start.

mae young reincarnated

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>>2141009

I haven't watched in a couple of weeks.

Why are Ellsworth and Carmella together?

>>2140997
The other guy who won the Rumble entering at number 1 besides HBK

>Smackdown """""""""""women"""""""""""""""

RAW wins again....

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F A B U L O U S

YES YES

DIAMONDS ON MY NECK

CAUSE IM FABULOUS

CAPICHE?!?!


Anyone else have this as their ringtone and on their ipod?

This jobber's titties are out of control

CJ Lunde is our girl

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>to make Carmella relevant, we're pairing her with Ellsworth and having her face a jobber

Where the hell did they pull this bitch from?

If this isn't a piss break, i dont know what is.

>>2141031
are any of the "founders" of the "revolution" even still around? I remember Paige likes to take lots of credit for it, but she's gone

she sells better than sasha

Honest to God, why does Vince need a cuck storyline on every single show

I like this jobber. She calls back to the classic women wrestler

Is that Moolahs grandkid?

What is this thing in the ring?

It's hilarious as an Irishman how much everyone loves Beci. She's ten a penny in Coppers.

THREE
>3
THREE STORYLINES FOR SMACKDOWNS WOMEN'S DIVISION, ALL OF WHICH ARE INTERESTING

RAM STRUGGLES TO HAVE ONE
>1
AND IT SUCKS AND ISN'T INTERESTING, WHILE BOASTING "MUH HISTORY"

HOW CAN RAM EVEN COMPETE

>>2141058

>ipod

the fuck

>>2141033
The in ring stuff in fine, just fucking stop with the personal pics

THICC

>>2141059
haha i noticed that, too

Bliss then Big Mic Mella? Jesus too hot where are my blood pressure pills.

3 women wrestler involved storylines in 2 hour long Smackdowns every week, which would normally be a disaster. Somehow Smackdown writers manage to make them all relatively compelling and better than RAW's male wrestler segments.

If only Becky and Ellsworth could be traded away for....whoever.

>LETS GO JOBBER

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my ex looks like carmella

>>2140960
Objectively it's 92 unless you hate Flair and then it's probably 01 or 04 depending on age and taste.

LET'S GO JOBBER

>>2141057
SEETHIANDO EL RAWTISTA

>>2141049
>>2141057
Shhhh

>LETS GO JOBBER

jesus christ jbl needs to shut up sometimes

LET'S GO JOBBER

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>Moolah is still alive

LETS GO JOBBER

>carmella fucked up by jobber

botch

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>LETS GO JOBBER

Less go Jobber

>LETS GO JOBBER

I'm sorry I doubted you based Baton Rouge

>Let's go jobber chants

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>let's go jobber

>>2141071
It's almost like the women are treated like normal employees on Smackdown. While they are special snowflakes on RAM.

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>>2141057

>>2141073
Shup up dude can post as much Bliss as he wants

they are shutting on this local jobber hard.

>>2141079
she does not

THICC

>LET'S GO JOBBER

>>2141031
at least it makes fucking sense this time, unlike that garbage Hell in a Cell match.

>>2141096
This x1000. I blame Sasha.

FUCKING BOTCH!

>>2141068
Hi JBL

I don't get what they're gonna do with these 2
whats the endgame?

what was that match

>>2141099
>that botched finish
kek
It was the jobbers fault tbch

>Jbls s exist commentary

OH FUCK THAT KID JUST DABBED

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>LET'S GO JOBBER

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BOTCH
O
T
C
H

>Be James Ellsworth
>just some random from Boston
>lowcard indy wrestler
>get to be a jobber on WWE against a builder mega star
>leave again
>come back months later to tag team with AJ STYLES against JOHN CENA AND DEAN AMBROSE
>get beat up
>get fake 2K cover
>get actual matches against AJ Styles
>"win" matches against AJ Styles
>get to be in the same ring as Undertaker, Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton, Roman Reigns, Daniel Bryan, Seth Rollins, Kevin Owens, Shane McMahon
>get ridiculed by Chris Jericho
>win a WWE contract
>get a moment at SURVIVOR SERIES, eliminating a growing main eventer
>Get a title shot for the WWE Heavyweight Title against AJ STYLES
>now I get to hold hands with Carmella and skip with her to the ring
>and im only James Ellsworth

How did one man with only two hands accomplish so much?

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>>2141061
>Ellsworth is still around
......why......

>>2141109
I don't know I was looking at the titties

>>2141107
carmella sells his organs

>>2141109
still better than RAM

REST
IN
PIECEehueghehe

>>2141107
Cuck big cass

REST IN PEACE UHNUMUHMM

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Who /Miz/ Here?

>>2141079
your ex looks like a younger Sara Jay

REST IN PEACE MMMGRAABRAAMM

>MHHRRMMMMGGHHH

Is Moolah and Mae Young kids finally getting into wrestling?

That botch oooph

>>2141079
0/10

Trolling.

They didn't edit Undertakers grrrggglrrlflglr!!

>>2141109
a squash

TIME FOR DOG UNDERTAKER

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OH GOD

WE JUST WITNESSED THE FIRST MAJOR SMACKDOWN BLUNDER SINCE THE DRAFT

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>>2141073

>>2141112
I just see two floating Cena wrist things and two eyeballs

REST

IN

PEACE

MYUMMMYUMMMYUMMM

MRGGGLLGLL

>MMMGRAABABANAMG

They left in the "mhmhmhmkjsdnmfijknasdf"
The absolute madmen.

REST IN PIECEmmrrrghhhrr

>they actually showed that part of takers promo

Lmao

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>yfw Milly comes back next week with a 1930's showgirl gimmick to get revenge on Big Mic Mella and Shillsworth

>>2141054
Hand going straight to the back of her head is a nervous tick showing she felt bad about doing that.

What a cutie.

>>2141121
LMAO they actually left in that grunt. wwe office must be having a blast

REST........IN........PEACE NYARGLEFARGLE

>They actually kept the grumble/choking on his tongue bit in again
THE STATE OF WWE EDITORS

>Rest In Peace Mrgmrmgmrmgm

What did the The MurlocTaker mean by this?

>>2141120
Raw stays in your head rent free Smackdownie

I want to ____ Becky!

>three (3) storylines
>Naomi still can't get screentime

end_it.jpg

>Mmrrrrgghgg

>>2141153
Resta.. Ina....Peaaacce...nymmmkumsmns

>>2141095
did you start that chant?
lel

>>2141153
yeah, where the fuck is she?

REST.....IN.....PEACE..
.
...
HRRNGGLEBRGG...

Does Undertaker do DDP yoga?

>>2141153
WWE is at their maximum darkie limit. She has to wait for another one to leave a soryline

>>2141147
i think taker intended it to be a grunt that trailed off, but it honestly sounds like he choked

>>2141152
MRRRGGGGRRRR

>>2141152
passionately love

>>2141153
isn't she injured?

>>2141153
They already filled their black time with Apollo plebbit

STATE OF YOUR CATCHPHRASE

>>2141159
probably
I wouldn't be surprised if they all do DDP Yoga

Wasn't Takers rumored cancer scare throat related?

>>2141152
hold hands with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw_Mj2u0DQM

new ring tone?

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>>2141152
breed with

>>2141116
because he had a fighting chance, and HE TOOK IT

>all these top meme jobbers
is new era the squash match kino era?

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My Show

>>2141156
she's luchadora

>>2141159

Taker and Dallas have heat

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>mgrmgr

He just showing his waifu some love

>>2141155
lmao

Sitting here made me realize how much I enjoy the commentary team

>>2141156
No. I wish.

>TNA BROUGHT BACK THAT GUY WHO TRIED TO RAPE CHRISTY HEMME
https://twitter.com/MrJacobCohen/status/818956527222620160

>>2141152
bond burguer

>>2141124
Based BHM

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>50 year old jobber gets bigger pops taker and hbk
>the current state of RAW

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>>2141163
Brilliant heres a well deserved (you)

>>2141172
Why is this so funny

>>2141185
maybe this time he'll succeed

>>2141162
I know what he wanted to do. I've heard him make that grunt 20 years ago when he wasn't a complete joke. Someone from the editing team has to be browsing here not to cut that

>>2141152
Start a family and merge bank accounts

>I THINK IT IMPORTANT

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>>2141079
Your ex does NOT look like carmella. Your ex looks like a thot bish on the corner. Backpage is dead so she lost her livelihood.

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>>2141193
Too late, she left TNA last year

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>>2141177
Shut up, DeviantARTUFCFootballFag

Should have been..

1st ever Luchadore banned from ringside womens match!!

>>2141189
What does this picture even mean?

>>2141201
that won't stop him!

Lel

Carmella treating the beta like a child works me hard

VIRGINS BTFO

>Ellsworth is a virgin

Definitely /ourguy/

>32 years
Holy fuck not even his parents kissed him

>Ellsworth
>a Wizard
/ourguy/

Ellsworth is /asp/: the wrestler

>>2141079

No.

Your ex looks like a chav with down syndrome

Honestly Ellsworth is terrible, regardless of gimmick

is Dasha on her knees

GORILLA

What is this angle?
I'm digging it more than anything on Raw still

I THINK IT IMPORTANT MMMBLGRHJGHUAHGRHGHR

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do they broadcast wwe stuff in australia? moving there in 3 months

also, when are they going to make corbin cut his hair?

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>>2141214
kek

Damn has Baron always been shit on the mic?

>had to said

Dude, English much?

>SDL has a steel cage match next week, and doesn't even boast about "muh history"
>RAM can barely get 2 women over with match after match, even with HIAC

what the fuck was that

>>2141214
he has 2 kids...with chins

Corbin likes to dance. The sway.

>>2141216
Literally me

YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP

>Ellsworth is a virgin
>has two kids
based smack does it again

BMAJ

YES YES YES YES

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>>2141196

>>2141214
This

>>2141215
>Parents Kissing your mouth
GTFO

BASED BMAJ
YEP YEP YEP

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>Shane McMahon on Talking Smack

HOW LONG WAS HE GONE

Corbin is going over

>>2141236
His wife only gave him children through in vitro

>>2141225
watching it live in Australia right now my man, starts at 12pm

>>2141236
>>2141232
>what are characters
he's not playing himself

>Golden
>Showered

MAURO!

>aj cutting his promo over the music
based

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BMAJ
M
A
J

>>2141246
You bet your ass I am

barons promo styles is missing something.

coke? intensity?

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BASED BMAJ

I remember when AJ Styles was literally the only good thing on TNA

>>2141225
Sorry for being nosy, but are you going becuase of family matters or a job opportunity?

>>2141241
Austin 3:16 says I just sucked your dick

>>2141250
>characters
they're called gimmicks you fucking mark

>>2141236
>IMMACULATE CONCEPTION

BASED CHINLESS JESUS

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Can't keep up with the pictures

>>2141227
Honestly he's not that bad. Corbin just needs to drop ending every promo with le end of dayzz

>>2141216
>mfw he even has a daughter and i actually havent kiss a girl ever

>>2141256
confidence
it will come with time

I really hope they have video of Ellsworth and Carmella in some shitty mall in flyover America where the other stores open are the anchors and the ninja shop

Mauro is based kek

AJ Styles looks hotter week by week, no homo

>>2141262
>gimmicks
>characters
>implying they aren't the exact same thing

>>2141150
TOP KEK MATE!

>>2141256
Its his speech pattern. He speaks like its from a script rather than just remembering the lines and speaking them naturally.

>>2141265
entire arena fixated on the GOAT

>>2141267
>tfw he has a daughter and I haven't ever held hands with a girl

>>2141265
Why?

Corbin please shave your fucking head that balding long hair is embarrassing

>>2141084
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WEEB

>>2141259
job opportunity

>>2141241
DRINK CUM

>>2141265
are you using a fucking flip phone?

>>2141180
Doesn't mean he can't do the yoga.

>>2141266
It's "believe that" all over again.

>>2141249
Not the place but I have to ask. Do you guys have north as up on your maps? Honest question like what does a world map look like for Aussies?

Sorry I am a retarded Amerifat guys

>Big man John
>Champ that runs the camp
>Baron Corbin

Why is Smackdown so much more comfy than Raw lads?

>>2141271
same except homo

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>>2141277
I'm clumsy and capcha

I want to ___ AJ!

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>>2141265
>You will never be in the same stadium as BMAJ

>>2141225
They broadcast Ras and Smackdown on a channel called FOX8
I looked it up

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ITS HAPPENING
RED ALERT
RED ALERT

>>2141281
Best of lucks, anon

>>2141279
he could wear a bandana all the time

I liked the way AJ was cutting his promo during his music. They should do that more often.

>Aliens destroying LA
wtf I love Xenos now!

>>2141291
NONE

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What the line where the cheek Meets the leg called?

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>>2141289
all good, don't forget to enjoy the show pham

>>2141296
I though Goldberg was Raw guy?

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>>2141289
Well, thanks for sharing

What was that sign they were holding behind the commentators and then the camera panned away quick?

>>2141290
go on a trip to Japan with

He probably knows all the cool places and would be a God-tier wingman

Thought this would be the perfect place to ask, what cum eating instruction videos do you all watch /asp/ ?

>>2141289
Wait the backstage segment was on while AJ was out? Is it prerecorded?

>>2141287
Because the people booking it actually care, and the card is actually switched up from time to time. Even the squash matches are different in a way. It's still a squash match, but it has a "Carmella and Ellsworth shenanigans" coat of paint, so it feels somewhat fresh. Couple this with competent storytelling, and you get the best WWE product in a while

>>2141285
At least BELIB DAT! is short and suppose to be catchy. end of days just sounds so out and place and forced. Just have him drop it

>>2141305
crease

>>2141305
fuckable

>>2141293
>Got to see him at a house show in August
>And No Mercy
Watching AJ walk out as WWE Champion will be one of my dearest memories

>>2141316
The butt crease?

>>2141287
>Big man John
This is bait, right?

>>2141266

Fuck off Corbin apologist he's terrible

ALICIA FoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>2141291

go to church and praise the Lord with

noam looks like he hasn't stopped cumming since 2007

>the state of Noam Dar's promo skill
ffs he's awful

>>2141316
What about those two dimples petite chicks usually have above their butt? They are fucking hot

>>2141321

Typo. Meant to put match.