How come WWE and general American wrestling associations can't

what a shitty bait thread

>>2131968
>>2131966
>>2131964
>>2131961
SEETHING WWE babbies

>hype
>300k views
>26k attendance

>>2131973
yeah, it's almost as if publicity is a thing or something

wwe wrestlers are overworked and are more limited when it comes to what they are allowed to do in the ring.

Also just lower standards in general

>>2131957
>can't create anything as hype as this?
Had no hype until a 50 year old basement dweller gave it a star rating like some autistic cretin.

why are there people that only watch wwe and why are they so mad?

>>2131957
please tell those aren't the views after 24 hours? or longer?? must be like 1 or 2 right. a 3 minute clip of maryse slapping deanetty got more attention than this 6 star "match'

sad!

>>2132020

because they want it to be as good as it used to be

But that time is gone. Wrestling isn't cool anymore. Wrestling is niche. WWE babies like to pretend that it's not, that WWE is still topical, accepted, normalized. So they try to desperately combine it with niche pop culture bullshit.

Memes, vapic cynicism, general internet garbage. This board is pretty much identical to Tumblr's WWE subsect desu senpai

>>2131978
It's almost as if it wasn't hype and people are only talking about it afterwards

fedoramen stinking up a thread as usual

>>2132044
A "wrestler" who's signature moves are a tackle and a punch.

>>2132055
>roman has been literally cheating this entire time

figures...

Oh wow this thread. The Cena-era kids on /asp/ sure are something else. Wew lad.

>>2131957
>ultra low quality bait
>30+ replies
Today /asp/ is full of stupid idiots

>mfw all those forced WWE """moments"""

>>2131966
I see why he wears the vest.

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>>2132106
You've never stretched have you

Lost weight

I can't remember a moment as good as this from WWE. Seriously. Maybe DBry/Wyatt Cage match on RAW

>>2132108
Call down Stu

Couldn't even make it through Kenny Omega's entrance before quitting because it was too cringeworthy

>>2132126
Based Kenny Working the Anti-Smarks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIj_2dDiLbI

>>2132126
he should have a cooler gimmick, would make him more likeable

>>2132133
tbf it was really fucking shit and awkward

>>2132108
>Lost weight

HE LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN GET HIS MEMES RIGHT

>>2132126
WWE certainly would never do a Terminator entrance...