WHAT DID YOU FAT STUPID AMERICAN SAY ABOUT ELVES

elves are gay lol

With those fucking ears, you'd figure you can hear me. Maybe i should get down to your level.

*crotches down*

Elves r gay lol

>>2131871
Did I say elves? Sorry, I meant to say 'manlets,'

Why don't you go play over there while the grownups are talking?

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>>2131900
>*crotches down*

Fucking Based

wtf i h8 elves now

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*crotches down*
I'm a Slav, nigger.

>>2131871
Im sorry big traps neville, its totally okay to be an elve

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>not wanting to get hatefucked by evil Neville

Heel Neville is great but the "evil muhricanns" bit is dumb

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UP THE NEV
FUCK THE BURN

Brown ale bump
This is now /nevgeneral/, get posting to celebrate the rich cultural history of the miniman and his many muses

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>>2138591
I'm always down for a good /nevgeneral/

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>>2139033
Excellent, so what's next for Nev?
Is pic related finally cutting him the break he deserves?

>>2142469
hes gonna win CW championship and hopefully hold it for awhile, i had funny thought that when he wins it he wears it around his huge head like a crown

>>2142473
Ha ha, nice: "Now who's King of Kings, yuh fukken daftee's, eh?"
I never saw Nev in NXT, but was blown away by his athleticism when he debuted on the main roster; and was subsequently gutted when that freak ankle snap halted his push temporarily. Hopefully now everything is falling into place, I mean, the cw division is basically his Rousey bantamweight opportunity to dominate.
My only worry is that it could become a kind of prison for him and he won't be given a chance to move up and get in contention for more established belts - and therefore more exposure to the casuals (esp given his improving mic skills)
Ideally, I'd like to see him in a program with Nakameme, if and when he's moved up, as I think the clash between strong style and flippy shit could showcase some pretty hot matches

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Neville, you had me
But I never had you

>>2131871
Elves are for orc dicks.

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>>2143534
Would you characterise Shinsuke as the 'orc dick' Nev needs to ride to the next level?

>>2143534
>>2143601
>implying Neville's not a top

>>2143635
I was hypothesising, metaphorically, on his need to 'ride' a more high profile name to the next level of his starmaking strata
In no way was I implying he gets regularly pegged by Mrs. Neville 'neath the Tyne Bridge
Of which no video exists that recently was uploaded to Pornhub, etc.
>don't go there and search for 'gan on midget gems'

>>2143635
Story?

>>2131871
still short

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>>2144119
Doesn't have to pay tax on clothes and can borrow Cena's jorts for formal occasions
>the Neville takes it all

>>2131871
I love how there booking him as a power house

I just wish that they figured out a way to make the audience care

>>2144457
I'd say best way to do that would be give him increased mic time so he can at least establish his character and motivations
Whether anyone gives a shit after that is up to them, but at least afford Neville the opportunity; they did that much for fucking Cryback

>>2131880
But Neville has a wife

His catchphrase needs to be u wot m8. Would fit perfectly as a transition between somebody else talking and his reply, and would generate a pop.

>>2146875
Are you sure he shouldn't just use it like Austin's what?

>>2146887
He should go back and fourth repeating "you what mate" every time the crowd what's him.

>>2146898
That's more of a southern than northern England phrase desu

>>2146916
Not really

>>2146928
Tends to be more common in Essex/London, at least in the meme sense of 'u wot m8'(ginga jpg). To clarify, it isn't exclusive to there, but sounds a bit effete and comical - rather than menacing -when uttered in a Geordie accent

>>2146947
>comical
Well that would kind of be the point, wouldn't it? People find his accent funny anyway, and that's a funny thing to hear with it. But to clarify, I think it's more of an East/West thing than a North/South thing.

>>2146967
I see what you're saying and it could work. They've repurposed him as a bit of a sinister heel atm, so I think they want him seen a bit more seriously, to bolster his credible threat credentials, but there's no reason the character won't turn again and perhaps lighten up down the road
Comical Neville could be fun, and you're right to point out they could turn his weakness (accent) into a strength with more whimsical booking

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>>2146847
And a cutie she is too.

>>2147019
Based Benji, living the dream
What a likeable chap

>>2131871
>ELVES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC-ZanQjHXM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

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>>2144079

>>2147019
man I wish I could eat his cum out of her pussy

>>2146989
He can still be serious in his intent and in the ring, but there's.no chance of people taking his accent seriously. He needs to own his weakness and be a formidable competitor despite it.

>>2147139
Yeah, it will be more difficult to turn his weakness into a strength in his current incarnation; could he be a Paul Heyman guy? Some sort of mouthpiece would surely help
For now tho hopefully they won't give him too much to say, and keep booking him strong, so he can cruise on with a more elemental mystique

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Cape or no cape?

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>>2148487
No cape. Though I do miss his smile

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>>2149441
Would hooded cape make you reconsider at all?
Extra patina of medieval menace?

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I always liked Neville's silver gear:

(Tanga Roa unrelated)

>>2146967
>>2146989
>Comical Neville

Don't give them any more terrible ideas.

>>2147019
Dat chin

>Neville's cruiser run is considered to be a failure in the backstage but Vince is impressed by him
Can he make it?

>>2151753
>posting fake dirtsheets

Delete yourself.

>>2151753
>Neville's cruiser run is considered to be a failure in the backstage
Source? Because that smells like bullshit to me.

>>2150965
She a cute
CUTE

>On where his character came from:

“Well, there was a lot of different factors. My first day in developmental, Malfurion Stormrage was in charge of creative. I would come up with literally about 15 different ideas because I’m an actor, I’m a storyteller. I have a creative mind. So I come in and start speaking Elvish on my first promo ever. This is my first week in NXT. Jaina Proudmore was put on the show, Arthas was put on the show, and then me and Sylanas were sent to developmental, which I’m thankful for because I learned so much from Malfurion Stormrage and Illidan. I started speaking Elvish, switched over to Darnassian, and then Malfurion Stormrage was like, ‘Baby, I want you to work with Thrall.’ And I was like, ‘Who’s Thrall? Who’s that?’ And then I figured he was the Orc..

>>2151963
>actually writing this up

cringe

>>2151966
18+

>>2151969
Imagine if you put as much effort as you do writing fake dirtsheets into actually having sex.

>>2151971
I'd probably be really happy but I live in a fantasy world hence why I'm on /asp/ with my fellow bros!

>>2151753
>Vince is impressed by him
In what respect? Citation?

>>2150958
Hey, whatever it takes to get him over, bruh
Any suggestions on how you'd like to see him booked once he's captured the CW belt and is towering over the division?

>>2152886
Maybe have the Cruiserweights compete outside the division, hav Neville beat some jobbers, maybe a run with the US championship after Jericho's done with it.
And then have him lose to a CW with some buildup.

>>2152886
He needs to start coming out of the division within the next year. Keep him as a dominant heel CW champ for a while, but slowly transitioning back to face because his heel thing won't work as well when he's fighting big guys. Then have him put over some new popular guy and go back to the main roster and win a midcard belt or two.

>>2152886
>whatever it takes to get him over

How about WWE does something outside their usual playbook:

Quality, sensible booking?

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>>2152984
>>2153035
I like the way you two think, that's some time-honored, logical booking worth a lick of Cornetto himself. Keep protecting /asp/ and making us all look good, at least Vince can't infiltrate this with his wacky bs
Which leads to this >>2154238 touchingly misplaced optimism: mfw
Whatever happens; UP THE NEV
FUCK THE BURN

>>2154718
I wasn't being optimistic. ;_;

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>>2154855
It could be worse, anon, at least allow yourself some small comfort in those dubs

>>2153035
>his heel thing won't work as well when he's fighting big guys.
Woulnt it be refreshing to see an small heel fighting big guys? Would also refresh his arsenal.

>>2131871
Elfs are tall though right? Should nevil be a hobbit?

>>2156411
He's a dwelf

>>2156473
A dwarf with Williams syndrome?

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New merch lads

Championship reign incoming

>>2156411
Not every setting has tall elves. Like D&D used to have elves shorter and slighter than humans pretty significantly.

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>>2150965
Their kids will look like Bogdanoffs.

>>2159026
>Yet another shirt that actually looks good on the front is ruined because of shit on the back and the giant AUTHENTIC WWE WEAR tag

>>2159026
>king of the manlets

>>2159026
>dat foreshadowing
Will 2017 be the year of the Manlet's Revolution?

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>>2159026
>that back logo
UK division obliteration and double title run when?

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>>2159325
>>2159263
>soon

>>2131871
being the king of the cruiserweights is like being the valedictorian of a special ed class

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>>2159331
My body is ready

Props to Neville for pulling double duty Sunday/Monday (including a transatlantic flight), hopefully such a display of dedication, not just to the WWE but also to pro wrestling in general, will not go unnoticed by the decision makers in the company
He's really earning all the future accolades which should come his way

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>>2147128
WWE fanfiction scares me.

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>>2167764
Have some more

>>2160041
There's something of a false equivalency in comparing your own achievement to Neville's, anon

>>2166457
Neville is HHH's Boy so the only person he needs to impress is Vince.

fuck

>>2169308
D E S T R O Y E D

>>2169369
Yeah, that's what I meant; sorry, I should've been clearer
Tho given his exposure, and increased mic time to get himself over, in recent weeks, it'd seem that Vince is allowing Nev to make or break himself
Unless, of course, those decisions were made elsewhere when Vince was anaesthetised and having his pelvis replaced

>>2159331
FOG ON THE TYNE IS ALL MINE, ALL MINE
FOG ON THE TYNE IS ALL MINE

how come elves draw a bow with ease but not a dime?

>>2171108
Only thing that earns you a push in WWE is how much Vince likes you.

You could be the most over wrestler on the roster by a wide margin and put on the best match every night, but that doesn't mean he'll want to push you.

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>>2172630
>thinks Neville isn't one of the few confirmed draws in the company
NXT became a legit third brand under his championship reign, and he's currently drawing eyes to 205 live right now.

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When will we finally get his nudes??

>>2172778
Neville will do us all proud