What is /asp/ thoughts on chops? https://m.youtube.com/watch

>>2131511
based kojima working the faggot smarks

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=th0CwOY91Wg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dzOipV-wPUU

>them chops
>that crowd
>that Hashimoto fan

>>2131511
ICCHAUZO BAKAYARO

I love a good chop

always looks x1000 better than the punches

Gay as fuck, chops are the worst

>>2131511
tHEY'RE GAY AND FOR LOSERS

>>2131511
They're good for convincing strikes. Punches look like total shit because you can't punch someone softly and convincingly, meanwhile you can chop someone real hard to basically no real risk to their health beyond their chest getting sore.

They're dank as fuck coming from a good chopper. Foot stompy fake punches are gay as fuck.

>>2131576
Fuck you

Nothing wrong with a good pork chop if you ax me.

>>2131511
Satoshi Kojima and Ric Flair are tv e inky people they should be allowed to do chops.

>>2131748
>>2131827
They make zero sense and have no place in wrestling, fuck chops

>>2131879
so like a lot for things in "wrestling"?

>>2131511
FUCK THAT SHIT

>>2131879
>They make zero sense
Like 98% of the stuff they do? lol you stupid fuck.

aren't closed fist punches technically illegal?

if so they actually make more sense than punching. And look better than just slapping your opponent.

>>2131511
They are fucking stupid. I'm going to slap you on the chest and do little damage instead of hitting you in the face

They would be ok and make sense if there was a rule saying no strikes to the head

>>2132043
There is a rule for no closed fists though

>>2132041
>and do little damage
Never go full retard, anon.

WOOOOO

>>2132047
One that is ignored every time

>>2131511
WOO

That's my favorite thing about chops. They're the only move I can think of off the top of my head where the audience collectively makes a certain sound in response to seeing it.

>>2131963
I HATE YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>"When Kojima held the Triple Crown & IWGP title, he met HHH and there was a hilarious exchange. Kojima greeted Flair & HHH and was real nice. Flair kind of knew who Kojima was from working New Japan but didn't know how big he was at the time. HHH had no idea and made some joke about who is this guy. Kojima knew English and knew HHH was acting like he didn't know who he was and said in Japanese to the reporters, "Any of you know the guy in the big nose who is Ric Flair's security guard?" and they all cracked up."

BASED FUCKING KOJIMA

HOW WILL GAYTCH EVER RECOVER

>>2131511
one of the gayest looking things in pro wrestling