How will /asp/ win these cups?

>>2129967
toy gun kiddos and woodflippers draggin us down

>>2129967
I hope /asp/ gets relegated to the babby cup

we need BMJ to stop putting talent over and start burying teams up
we also need BMAJ to tag team with BMJ for the ultimate offense

No fatass on the net, please. He's the reason we lost to the sashafuckers

we don't win cups we just survive

we are the jtg of fake chinese cartoon soccer

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//asp/_Roster

what the shit is this roster

we need to figure this out

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>>2129967
By letting based Groudon do his thing.
>>2129971
Never, we /elite/ forever.
>>2129995
He and Brother Nero helped each other out massively during the previous cup. Although BMAJ should replace Based Fatass after the shit performance against /mlp/.
>>2130010
Yes, sack his fat ass. Replace him with BMAJ.
>>2130204
Our time will be ours soon. Record-wise we usually end up in the quarterfinals before being eliminated. We might reach semi if we do well again.
>>2130211
That page hasn't been updated in ages. The real roster is on the team's main page. Groudon will make a thread about the roster soon.

>>2130211
who can update that page? that shit has some very old memes, almost 4 years now I believe.

>>2131025
Groudon, the wiki's admins, and anyone with either the admin's or Groudon's permission.

>>2130010
>>2130981
Talking about player performance, what should be done about CM Phil? He did a couple of good passes but overall he's been the weak link that brought the midfield to shambles.
Also Vacant. He didn't perform his best but still saved our ass in several occasions. Should he become a substitute?

And we need name changes too, to keep up with the memes:
-CM Phil to CM Cuck
-Roman Reigns to Based Big Dog
-Crossfit Jesus to Jasethy
-BROTHER NERO to Broken Matt Hardy (remember, it's supposed to be Matt, not Jeff)

>>2131039
The name changes you proposed is pretty reflecting on the (forced) memes here. I'd like to see "women's wrestling" have a horse head referencing Sasha and the whole push associated with her.

>>2131063
And that's the nature of this board nowadays.

That would be fucking golden. Groudon, take note on that.

Maybe we can have some phrases on the kits instead of having just their names. Matt could have "DELETE", Roman could have either "THE GUY" or "AHYESSIR", etc.

>>2131039
Let's change CM Phil with Mickey Gall, unless /sp/ already has him

>>2131101
Complaining Machine Phil is still the face of this board

We need Triphammer, Bretlad, and Dean Mark as some names given their impact on the state of this board

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>>2131080
Good idea, the team's kit designer would be the one who do that.
>>2131112
No Russo overthrew him.

Here's the current roster right now.

>>2131132
>No Russo overthrew him.

No he didn't some shit thread doesn't overwrite history.

>>2129967
I want you guys to win big this year. /asp/ needs this if we're going to continue our upward momentum in 2017.

#M/a/GA

>>2131146
Bretmark, Triphammer, and Poof Bombz
The faces of /wwe/ in 2017

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>>2131139
It didn't overwrite history; it made history.

>>2131162
nah stop forcing your bullshit

-change box/mt/kyo + judo/bjj/wres to \\\+/// (cross of /asp/)
-lower the amount of wrastle memes, the only reason why entertainment wrestling is most of this board is because shit posting
-give /hema/, /asg/ and /esg/ some representation

>>2131368
fuck off nerd make your own team

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>>2131389
i don't even know where to start

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>>2131039
We also need a SEETHING.

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>>2131368
Will this suffice for representation? I tried to make sure everyone that has a general that stays in the catalog regularly have representation.

>>2131132
state of that wewist meme roster

everything wrestling related there needs to be changed except deannetty and BMJ (they changed it before the tournament started last time)

>>2131039
The Sixth Star

>>2131415
/4ccg/ already has that claimed.

>>2130211
Someone add based big dog to that roster

>>2131546
He is. Look here. >>2131132

>>2131546
He already has since the last cup. Just not with Based Big Dog.

>>2131415
Fuck no
Leave

>>2131490
I think the problem with the non-wrestling generals is that they don't have any worthy memes to put on the team

>>2131490
/mag/ and /mma/ can be combined, and give /hema/ the two remainders from that merge. i'd say all the consistent non-mandrama threads have been working equally hard to survive the flood. also change CM to represent either /asg/ or /esg/ since Punk is no longer with any promoters, and those two have been around since the start. otherwise that is probably the best distribution for the team without people getting butthurt about it

>>2131691
>implying

>>2131768
good enough for me, book it Groudon

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>>2131691
That's why if the non-wrestling generals can't produce meme players then the rest goes to the waifu generals.
>>2131699
Like this?

>>2131774
>>2131775
Sorry there was an error in the spreadsheet. Fixed it now.

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>>2131778
>>2131775
>the shitty of me
Here is the correct and fixed one.

>>2131782
Is "Wimminz wrestling" still a player? I think it would eliminate the need of waifu generals representation

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>>2131790
Still is, but it'll probably be a /raw/ player since that's where the whole women's wrestling shitstorm began. The head of the player should look like pic related.

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>>2131782
perfect

>>2131782
holy shit all this cancer

did you get these players straight outta /woo/?

>>2133193
I'll save this until Groudon decide to make a thread and pitch the idea to him.
>>2133209
Half yes and half no, /asp/ is in a transition period of bringing in /wwe/ meme players and removing /wooo/ like meme players.

We need CENAWINSLOL

>>2133449
Cena has been the captain since the formation of the team lad, he is the Cristiano to our Real Madrid

>>2133449
CENAWINSLOL is now Big Match John, Groudon forgot to rename him in the roster template. Also he's never leaving, he's the one aside from Brother Nero who gives the team points.

>>2131782
does >toyguns general even have any memes?

>>2131782
>giving 3 players to threads that don't exist half the time
>giving any players to samefagging waifu shits threads that only exist because this board is slow as shit

"no"

Please tell me the stadium is Tokyo Dome

>>2133547
/asg/, /hema/, /esg/ and /mag/ are consistent. entertainment wrastling shouldn't get more representation because they cause the most shit posting and spam.

>>2133552
yes it should

we are ~90% of this boards activity we should have ~90% of the players

>>2133550
I believe it is

>>2133552
Your generals don't even have their own culture, they should have no say whatsoever on the players

/asp/ is /wwe/ deal with it

>>2133550
It's /asp/'s home stadium.

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>>2133557
>>2133571
entertainment wrestling is only on /asp/ because hiro just listened to /sp/ without considering or addressing the consequences. the culture of old /asp/ has been pushed into the generals, where there are still people talking about
>alternative sports

>>2133603
yeah well this is our board now and as such we are going to have the lion's share of players on our fake soccer team.

you gotta move on

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>>2133617
>he actually thinks this is an argument

>>2133603
There's a reason Hiro didn't listen to you it's cause you're so irrelevant you don't have a right to an opinion

Without us this board would've just been deleted

>>2133625
>le gentlesir engaging in le internet conflicts

>>2133625
it doesn't need to be an argument we're getting about 80% of the players just like in the summer cup

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>>2133636

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>>2133643

>>2133645
>>2133651
>so BTFO he's just posting random images now
let me guess, you're a toygunner?

>>2133552
>outlaw /asp/

>>2133655
>hiro is proved to not know a fuck about 4chan
>response to saying "i don't need an argument"
it's obvious that you just want mandrama instead of being part of an image board.

What the fuck is this? When the fuck is this. And where the fuck can I watch this?

>>2133681
implyingrigged.info

>>2133681
>What the fuck is this?
Virtual drivegrass with teams based on boards and with players based on memes
>When the fuck is this?
February 10–12, 17–19, 25–26
>where the fuck can I watch this?
hitbox

>>2133681
lurk moar

>>2133754
Already been spoonfed faggot.

Change Deanetty to My Dean
Change CENAWINSLOL to Big Match John
Change Roman Reigns to Based Big Dog
Change Crossfit Jesus to Jasethy

Remove everyone else and start the rest from scratch

Is Jannetty a player? he should be

>>2134015
Yes, Crossfit Jesus

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>>2133655
If you're so worried about not having a wrestling supermajority team then go revive the old /wwe/ team.
>>2133681
>>>/vg/164973419
>>2133821
>Change Deanetty to My Dean
Forced memes should never be allowed.
>>2134015
Deanetty is the closest to jannetty this team has.

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While were at it can we discussing updating the kit? I think the uniforms should use our colours instead of just being pure meme. Something along pic related for away, since wrastling currently has taken over the board they can choose the home kit.

>>2134292
I would love the home uniforms to be just black trunks, black kneepads and black boots a la Stone Cold.
the away kit can be a mix between all the other non-wrestling stuff

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>>2134292
I really like the first two kits, but the other two are pretty irrelevant or outdated. Kit Three looks like what you're looking for but darker.

>>2134329
the away kit is outdated as fuck, no one talks about mma brands anymore. i'd like the third kit to become the away, but i think it could use a bit more red and yellow. maybe some red trim and a yellow belt

>>2134433
Yeah, only time /asp/ as a whole talk about mma are when UFC is involved nowadays. Team colors should be used more.

>>2134488
Why not a Hulk Hogan themed kit since it matches with the colors?

>>2134524
/v/ has some privileges with Hogan and the other anon wants a gi kit with the /asp/ colors.

We need Shieldetty outfits

>>2134682
I knew they had Hogan as a player but I didn't think they had exclusivity all the way in. And the gi kit is a better idea anyway.

>>2134775
We have Seth's white outfit already. That should suffice.

>>2134015
Yea deanetty is in

>>2130010
Based Fatass wasn't the reason they lost, the defence was doing shit that day, they let practically everything through. >Rape had a field day with the defence, they were fucking scared of him.

That said, Based Fatass isn't exactly based anymore, so whatever.

The Undercarder deserves a spot on the roster

Where is Roman?
We also need Bulgarian reinforncement.

>>2134873
Have we? Oh shit any pic?

Didnt watch the cup since they banned it from Twitch. Hitbox is shit.

I've being always an /mlp/ mark. I love how /mlp/ works everyone on the cup

>>2137869
Here >>2134329 The home kit.

Well, you'll be glad to know they BTFO /asp/ on the quarter finals of Summer and won the entire cup against /o/ (who ironically BTFO them in the group stage).

>being able to beat the horsefuckers

Side note, I once co-commentated an /asp/ match and it was the most fun I'd had with any match.

> people that need to be put in

Zero Dimes
The Undercarder
>outlaw wrestling
Skullfag or germanbro to piss off the nerf gun faggots

> taken out
Broken Matt Hardy, jumped the shark months ago
All wewtist memes like LE GAY COMMUNITEH

> needs to be forbidden forever
All forced cucterisms like Le SEETHING and nashposting

>>2137977
Good ideas

I'd add "Based Big Dog" or BBDWTS

>>2137986

na

We should replace Brother Nero as our gold level with something related to lack of drawing power. I also think Marty Janetty should be a player since these two things are the only real topics discussed on this board

>>2137998
I agree

>>2137986
Based Big Dog gets my vote

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>>2137918
/asp/ matches are always fun.
>>2137977
Brother Nero has done a very good job bringing in scores during the summer cup. Plus he helped keep /asp/ as the ONLY elite team in the league. There's no need to sack him yet.
>>2137977
Carter memes are forbidden.
>>2137986
Roman Reigns is already on the roster. Just change his name to "Based Big Dog".

>>2139146
Is Roman's goalhorn nothing but BOOOOS?

Cause it should be

>>2137977
This

Bretmark is the oldest /wwe/ and /asp/ poster, you should listen to him

>>2139190
Goalhorns are reserved to medal players.
>>2139203
No

>>2139206
>No
It's objectively true though

Feel free to search for /wwe/ in the /sp/ archive if you don't believe me

>>2139216
Of course he is the oldest poster, but listening to him is like taking credence from Charles fucking Mason.

>>2137871
That has been 2times the horsefuckers have eliminated us .... i sense a rivalry brewing maggle!

>>2139249
This team used to have a rivalry with /c/ because of that.

>>2139278
And we have both of them on this cup, hopefully we get in the same group and eliminate their asses

>>2139314
We cannot be with /mlp/ in the same group because we're in the same pot. We can be with /c/ though.

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Guess what team we can be with in the same group.

>>2139374
>the rivalry rekindle
Would be alright, /asp/ needs a rivalry since /sp/ is always shit and they usually never get put in the same group because of their mediocre performance.

>>2139374
>/asp/ in the same group as /c/
>/c/ relagates /asp/
>/asp/ puts /c/ over

>>2141773
Is /c/ the CM Punk to /asp/'s Cena?

>>2141773
>giving the rub to cute anime girls
nah

>>2131132
>No Carter or Paige stalker
fucking dropped

>>2141903
More like James Ellsworth to AJ Styles. /c/ is an absolute trash team that just now managed to make it back to an Elite cup, after 3 years.

>>2142507
Based Swede anon would be okay-ish but fuck Carter. Putting specific frequent posters in a team is almost a big no in the cup in general.

>>2142507
>putting tripfags on a team

>>2142552
True, /c/ is pretty trash nowadays.

Swede anon doesn't reflect much of /wwe/asp/ these days since he doesn't post in the threads anymore. He'd be a good addition to /wwe/'s divegrass team sorta.

suggested /mag/ players:
- \\\+/// (crosstrain of /asp/)
- multiple attackers
- pipebomb

>>2143524
>multiple attackers
>pipebomb
Already in. They've been in the team for a long ass time already.

>>2142552
>Putting specific frequent posters in a team is almost a big no in the cup in general
Alright so we NEED to have at least 1 to piss off these cunts

It's the /asp/ way you know it

>>2143532
>i meant in regards to the (3) players we get as per the spread sheet
>\\\+/// would replace Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres

i wonder if /asg/, /hema/ and /esg/ are even aware that they need to bring 3 players or else they go to wrastle waifu generals

>>2143541
>Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres
This is why you niggers don't get many players, you can't into meme names

>>2143539
Heel team? Well, just make it seem that /asp/ is a normie board and you'll get heat from most of the 4CC. /soc/ is one of the most heated teams just because of that.

>>2143541
Oh, that's true.

If they aren't it'd be better to remind them.

>ASP winning a babby

That's like Shillary winning an election, it's never going to happen.

/esg/

Aaron Kyro
Andy Schrock
Tony Hawk

>>2143566
>Babby
Elite m8

>>2143566
of course we won't win a babby, CUZ WE ELITE

>>2134259
>no Lord HEMA

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>>2143566
this is a big cup lad, if we win it we gonna get a star in our logo... where to put it tho?

>>2143566
>he doesn't know we are the only ELITE team in the league

>>2143578
-stinger
-knuckle on right hand
-wings

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>>2134259
We need Renee's Ugly Feet on bench

We need BMAJ and Kenny Omegay to make sure we are ELITE.

HEMA general:
>George Silver's Sterling Staff
>Matt Easton's Saucy Sabre
>Lucy (my waifu)

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>>2143600

>>2143605
That moment will always give me a big smile. No other moment in /asp/'s history as a team could ever sum up the nature of the board, and what it represents, as that one.

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Here is the list of suggestions and data produced as of right now in this thread. Something to help with the decisions.

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>>2143626
you're the real mvp

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>>2143626
Thanks m8

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>>2143626
Nice

>>2143626
CM Phil to Punk 2:13
keep Crossfit Jesus
Undercarder in
Eye poke jones out

>>2143626
to be honest i think we just need to completely rebuild the roster to fit within >>2131782
>im not a wrastle fan so i don't know which players fit in which promotion
McDojo should be let go, or put it to a vote between McDojo and Pipebomb

>>2143626
Get rid of bork lazer for Undercarder

/asg/ suggestions
MemeKM
F E M I N I N E
>Poorfags

>>2143626
Based
> deancuck literally crying right now


How about

The Undercarder
> outlaw wrestling
No dimes
> according to meltzer
Marty Jannetty
Traditional Blue Thunder Bomb

>>2143675
WTF Bork is topcard you fat mark.
We brought him from /sp/.

>>2143666
>keep Crossfit Jesus

nah he's Jasethy

>>2143690
Bork lazer has been an iwc thing for years except now nobody even talks about Lesnar since he's there's once every three months

>>2143694
Shut up carter.
Noone gets that joke and we already have Deanetty.

>>2143712
>le everyone is carter meme

I hope you know that he's a Jasethy fan who falseflagged by spamming deanetty threads until this board turned on him

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>>2143672
I was the one who made that. So there will be more updates to it which will include which general has used up their team picks.

Also updated.

>>2143722
>(you)

>>2143738

>Based Fatass at risk

nah that should be a definite.

Also I nominate 'B+ player'

>>2143783
After that shit performance in the quarterfinals. He deserved to be sack.

>>2143783
he's not based anymore, just a fatass

>>2143789
Fuck that fat fuck, we should put THAT'S THE WALL BROTHER

>>2143611
Should be at the top or bottom of the logo.

>>2143934
Bottom would work best, but the logo would still need a bit of a redesign

>>2134259
But all I see is forced memes on that lisy

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>>2144057

>>2144051
I agree with the star position, but I disagree with the redesign somewhat. How big are the changes in the redesign?
>>2144057
Explain?

>>2143626
Jasethy definitely needs to be his name

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BEEG MODE

If we're bringing back classic memes he gets my vote

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>>2144084
He was in the original roster so maybe.

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>>2144070
just the rectangle at the bottom, there needs to be a bit more space to incorporate the star

Also, Cena's theme song needs to start at the DOO DOO-DOO DOO's when scoring a goal.

>>2144099
It already does.

>>2144098
I think just having the star in outside bottom will be alright.

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>>2144109
Here's an attempt

>>2144263
Undercarder is a Carter meme

jesus all these suggestions are terrible and don't represent the board at all

>>2144263
>based fat ass at risk
Yes
>eye poke Jones gone
Yes
>jasethy
No only 2 guys call him that

>>2144431
>>2144460
I'll write it in as "Disputed" for the time being.

>>2144263
Just have the team be
>VACANT
>Krispen Wah or [REDACTED]
>Based Big Dog
>CM Phil
>Undercarder
>>outlaw wrestling
>Marty Jannetty
>Jasethy
>Deanetty
>American Dragon
>Big Match John
>Bruce Lee

Good to kick out the useless goalie Based Fatass

But there really shouldn't be that much /asp/ie shit since it barely makes up any of the board

>>2144481
>But there really shouldn't be that much /asp/ie shit since it barely makes up any of the board

This thread is literally 2-3 ass devastated people trying to subvert the team because they're upset this is a wrestling board now and they're getting away with it.

>>2144481
To be fair with the non-wrestling threads, they get pushed down by constant shit threads that don't get deleted fast enough. But yeah, wrestling is 80% of the board, with 10% being skatefags, 10% toygun fags and 10% martial art fags

>>2144101
I guess I'm retarded then. Cheers!

>>2144542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i43U5IKrDNs

>>2144431
What are you on about? Bretmark made that up and he's been using it since the /wwe/ generals on /sp/

>>2144507
Can you even math?
>>2144549
Based Groudon.
>>2144550
Never paid attention to that meme. I like Taker and haters can go fuck themselves.

>>2144580
That's too bad for you then, in a board where 99% of the memes are forced its nice to see one get over organically once in awhile. About a week ago carter literally posted "hollycuck hulk chokin" in every thread, then he gave up trying to get it over after two days

>>2144580
I like taker too but I'm not autistic enough to care when people call him Undercarder, I think it's funny

Some of the shit like him not meeting Lebron really is funny

>>2144590
True, I shouldn't have gotten to passionate right there. I like Taker, but harassing Takermarks is just terrible. Also I agree, him not meeting LeGOD was funny.

>>2144475
>Jasethy
>Disputed

Been a meme since /sp/ so no

Don't fall for Cuckter's schtick

>>2144663
Proof it's been used in /sp/ when /wwe/ was there?

>>2144663
Deanetty has been jasethy was literally one British guy mad that he buried dean

>>2144702
Check the archives SENPAI

>>2144734
Nope, Jasethy was used by everyone and even more since the move to /asp/ until Cuckter ran everyone out

Nice try though

>>2144878
let's agree that no Shildethy should be put on the team

>>2144878
Checked, it's quite legit. Screw you though for making me look for proof. It's not my job to separate cancer and memes. I'm just making data.
>>2144883
Would be nice.

>>2144481
>>2144883
>>2144076
>>2143694

I'm ok with one Jannetty meme but not half the team.

> jasethy
Even back in spee it was scorned upon and used by 2 people max, its way too tryhard
Deannetty is the original shieldetty and crossfit jesus should stay imo

>>2144460
This

>>2146000
Then let's just put the OG Martin

This is still a thing? Wew.
Last time I watched was back in 2014 when gb still streamed comfy truck simulator. Good times.

>>2147153
gb still comes back from time to time. He did stream a few comfys and even the draws for the latest Autumn cup. He mostly hangs in the chat of Shitbox, though.

>>2147232
That's great, is he finished with his masters degree yet?

>>2147247
Not sure. I don't think he's mentioned it. But you could ask in /4ccg/.

>>2147247
>watching since 2013 and still haven't finished my degree
J U S T

>>2146185
Um no it wasn't

Nice try Carter