I CAME UP WITH A LITTLE PROPOSITIONUH
Shut your mouth and know your role! Go backstage before The Rock turns this mic sideways and sticks straight up your candy ass!
I'm so glad to be here...in THIS city...because...we're going to have....a great match...for THESE fans!....
Take a shower
Equip fresh underwear
Get a clue
Grow a pair
Acquire female companion
Have sexual intercourse
Leave the basement
Put on deodorant
Clean your clothes
Stop masturbating 10 times a day
Hit the weights
Now you listen to me, you disrespectful stupid idiots.
Not a single one of you responded to the e-vite for the ice cream cake party I'm throwing for my BEST FRIEND Kevin Owens. I see it sitting there in your inbox. I know you opened it, and you just ignored it.
You know what happens when you ignore my e-vites? Huh? YA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS?
THATS WHAT HAPPENS.
YOU ALL KNOW THAT I GOT MY EYE ON THE PRIZE - THE DOUBLEU-DOUBLEU-E UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP. THE STAKES ARE HIGH. I'M GOING TO GET THA DOUBLEU-DOUBLEU-E UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP BELT OFF YOUR HANDS ON THE UPCOMING DOUBLEU-DOUBLEU-E LIVE PAY-PER VIEW EVENT WRESTLEMANIA THIRTY TWO IN THE MATCH FOR THA DOUBLEU-DOUBLEU-E UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE THE HEARTBREAK KID THINKS HE'S SEXY *throw mic on the ring, flair strut to the outside while dabbing*