SINCE NEITHER OF US CAN DRAW A DIMEUGH
>>2128307
I CAME UP WITH A LITTLE PROPOSITIONUH
>>2128301
>>2128301
Eh, eh, ehh! That's not how we're gonna do this. You piece of trash, bring your sorry ass down the ramp and get into the ring with stone cold steve Austin. If your man enough and I'll whip your ass from pillar to post.
>>2128783
>>2128714
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Who do you jabronies think you are coming down to the people's ring on the people's show?
You two look like two giant pieces of monkey crap! Now The Rock is going to count to three and when the count reaches three I'm going to whoop your candy asses!
>>2128301
>>2128307
>>2128714
>>2128783
>>2129395
Hold on, hold on, hold on a second
>>2129399
Shut your mouth and know your role! Go backstage before The Rock turns this mic sideways and sticks straight up your candy ass!
I'm so glad to be here...in THIS city...because...we're going to have....a great match...for THESE fans!....
>>2128301
>>2128714
>>2128783
>>2129395
>>2129399
>>2129403
>>2129405
Gain height
Lose weight
Take a shower
Equip fresh underwear
Seek sunlight
Get a clue
Grow a pair
Produce testosterone
Enhance self-esteem
Acquire female companion
Have sexual intercourse
Pursue employment
Leave the basement
Put on deodorant
Clean your clothes
Stop masturbating 10 times a day
Hit the weights
>>2128301
Shitposting in its purest form. Thank fuck this stops after wrastlemania
>>2128301
>>2128307
>>2128714
>>2128783
>>2129395
>>2129399
>>2129403
Now you listen to me, you disrespectful stupid idiots.
Not a single one of you responded to the e-vite for the ice cream cake party I'm throwing for my BEST FRIEND Kevin Owens. I see it sitting there in your inbox. I know you opened it, and you just ignored it.
You know what happens when you ignore my e-vites? Huh? YA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS?
>>2130210
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING CHRIS
>>2130017
>>2128301
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>>2130210
YEA.
SPEAR.
JACKHAMMER.
THATS WHAT HAPPENS.
NOW LISTEN
YOU ALL KNOW THAT I GOT MY EYE ON THE PRIZE - THE DOUBLEU-DOUBLEU-E UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP. THE STAKES ARE HIGH. I'M GOING TO GET THA DOUBLEU-DOUBLEU-E UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP BELT OFF YOUR HANDS ON THE UPCOMING DOUBLEU-DOUBLEU-E LIVE PAY-PER VIEW EVENT WRESTLEMANIA THIRTY TWO IN THE MATCH FOR THA DOUBLEU-DOUBLEU-E UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE THE HEARTBREAK KID THINKS HE'S SEXY *throw mic on the ring, flair strut to the outside while dabbing*