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>tfw you make wwe babbys SEETH because none of their gay shit

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>tfw you make wwe babbys SEETH because none of their gay shit will never ever get 6 stars
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>>2121854
Match was 4.5 stars at best. Meltz is a Japan cuck.
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>>2121866
Found the wwe baby
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>>2121854
>rips off HHH terminator entrance
>rips off tombstone piledriver sequence from HBK/Taker
>rips off Flair shit
>rips off Cena/Punk
>Ending is finisher spam
>6 stars

WTF and I bet AJ/Cena at RR will be MOTY but won't even crack 4 stars by little dick meltzer
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>>2121866
>>2121871
>>2121876
keep on seething fags
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Based Okada carried that match kys weeb. Omega couldn't even lace Naito's boots
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>>2121896
>Okada "carried that match"

But Omega spent way longer on offence. And "carrying" is just a meme. A meme for which I blame Bret Hart. A wrestling match is a combined effort between both wrestlers involved.
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>>2121896
this

People are always going on and on about Omega but in this match he didn't seem as hyped as people are making him out to be; maybe there are other matches that show how great he is or maybe not, but based on this match only he seems good but not great
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>>2121896
The same Naito who put on a snoozefest that same very card? kek.
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>dave "0 stars out of five not enough meltzer drivers" meltzer
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>>2121882
>Ending is finisher spam

you didnt watch the match
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>>2121993
How many Rainmakers did they try throwing at each other?
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>>2121993
>spinning tombstone piledriver isn't a finisher
>top rope dragon suplex isn't a finisher
>top rope moonsault isn't a finisher
>a rainmaker isn't a finisher

I can go on and on but I tried to forget all about this shit match already. There were a lot more finisher moves that were kicked out of.
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>>2121993
He's going for the ONE WINGED ANGEL
REVERSED
RAINMAKER
PILEDRIVER
HE'S GONNA HIT THE ONE WINGED ANGEL
NO
RAINMAKER NO
RAINMAKER YES
RAINMAKER YES
ONE WINGED ANG--
TOMBSTONE
RAINMAKER YES

Literally a WWE match in another country and smarks are jizzing themselves over it,
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>>2121996
>try
hows that a finisher spam

Omega didnt hit his finisher and Okada landed 2 or 3 rainmakers (dont remember), one of them being weak which is why Omega kicked out
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>>2122009
only rainmaker is a finisher you retard, watch more njpw
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>>2121854
I love Kenny Omega, but that wasn't a 6 star match. Neither was Flair and Steamboat. Don't know why Meltzer loves Okada's dick so much.
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>>2121854

Is his gimmick that he's a psychopath?

And weret hey Young Bucks really calling him 'babe' during that match? That was seriously confusing.
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>>2121854
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>>2121922
With the exception of immobile jackoffs like Khali. Or injured guys like Steiner. Or those who can't wrestle like Bill Goldstein.
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>>2122043
Did he actually wear Riddick glasses?
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Did Cornette apologize yet?
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>The state of WWE marks in this thread

It's January 6th, & you are still S E E T H I N G
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>>2122181
Lol nice try fag
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>>2122204
Stay assmad, WWE babby. Don't you have some RAM episodes to watch?
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Kenny omega is definitely better than hollycuck hulk chokin but doesn't come close to stone cold, the undisputed best ever
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>>2121854
Question is will Wrestlemania's Main Event match the magnitude?

>Rollins VS Owens/Reigns
>Anyone VS Reigns

I liked Okada VS Omega, but the Rainmaker is an awful finisher much alike Superman Punch + Spear. That being said, WM's main event match won't be 45 minutes long.
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Based Meltz
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>>2121866

THANK YOU

It wasn't even the best match on the show
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>>2122012
>Piledriver
>Finisher
Found the guy who never watches Puroresu
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>>2121866
>>2122330
get fucked buddy
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>>2121866
I agree. Meltzer has always had a certain obsession about Nip wrestling. He always regards it as generally better.
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>he rates fake wrestling matches
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I still can't believe Meltzer is STILL working /aspies/ 2 days later.
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>>2122574
It couldn't possibly have something to do with it generally being true, could it?
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>>2122326
>Putting a jumping "punch" with theatrics on par with a stiff af JBL level clothesline
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>>2122326
No. WrestleMania is going to fucking suck. Probably not as much as last year's, but it's still gonna be shit. We have three confirmed matches so far:

>Oldberg v. Lesnar
I "hope" this is gonna be good, but it's probably gonna bomb. Berg will gas in 10 minutes and Lesnar is just gonna pull out some suplexes for a check.

>Big Show v. Shaq
This one speaks for itself.

>Jasethy v. Haitch
20 minute match with Seth hitting him with the pedigree. Eh...I guess it'll be alright.
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>>2122051

I will grant you certain exceptions like you mentioned but 9 times out of 10, especially at the main event level in New Fookin Japan, it's a 50/50 effort.
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>>2121854
>makes me seethe because I can watch his best matches for free online as his company fails to fill out half the Tokyo Dome

Well alrighty then.
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>>2122574
>He always regards it as generally better.

That's because it generally is.

Not necessarily better than western wrestling. But certainly better than WWE-produced wrestling.
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njpw or other outlaw shit are for shitters not good enough for wwe
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>>2123110
>Shits on NJPW
>Enjoys Old Day skits

LOLBUDLMAO
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>>2123122
>RAM
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>>2123122
He was talking about WWE, not RAM.
>OutRAW wrestling
Not even once.
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>>2121866
This familiano
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>>2121866
Shill detected.
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トランキーロ、あっせんなよ!
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>>2122326
>Will Wrestlemania's main event match the magnitude?

Kek that's a good one anon. 4 of the last 5 Mania main events were turbo shit on by the fans. Though they'll be hard pressed to make a Mania worse than last year's.
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>>2123136
>sucking Meltzer's dick like other redditors
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>>2123149

google translate had this as

"Tranquilo, mediation it!"

TOPKEK
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>>2122009
Only Rainmaker is a finisher out of those, babby.
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bump

seeth some more please
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>tfw you draw 0 dimes and are about to get outdrawn at Royal Rumble at the alamodome
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>>2123202
Why does Okada use this as his finisher? It looks really fucking weak. He's so athletic and shit they can give him anything but they stick with a clothesline?
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>>2121866
>4.5 stars

this whole star system is fucked.
have you or any scientists ever looked up at the night sky and actually seen """"half"" a star? it literally doesn't exist.
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>>2124328
>tfw too intelligent to rate wrestling matches
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>match starts
>mat wrestling

Why doesn't WWE do more of this? It's a dumb small thing, but it adds a lot.
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>>2124336
>tfw to intelligant too watch WWE
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>>2124323
Man, I don't know. I would like to see him pop a deadlift suplex as a finisher rather than the clothesline, but what can you do?
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It's okay if you don't get it... Why all this anger? Did you not get hugged as a child?
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>>2122123
all the time actually
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Meltzer is a joke. He has openly admitted he holds WWE matches to a higher standard than other promotions because they are the largest in the world, which makes his entire ratings system invalid. That 6 star match is on the same level as Who Cares vs. Nobody Gives A Fuck on the pre-show of one of WWE's B-tier PPVs, all because Meltz doesn't have integrity.

""""Journalism.""""
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>>2127499
I'd love to see how boring Apollo Crews vs Random Chucklefuck would be if they had 45 minutes.

Stop being disingenuous
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>>2127503
That doesn't change the fact that Meltzer can't be taken seriously because he has double standards.
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>>2127499
>""""Journalism.""""

his personal opinions have nothing to do with his journalism
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>>2127505
Meltzer has the only star ratings that matter because he has been doing them for 30 years (longer than most WWE babies have been alive) and he has seen all the important matches from all over the world. Dave has a bias but it a consistent bias so you can use it to gauge the relative value of matches for the purpose of tape trading. Meltzer likes CMLL and NJPW the best because they are objectively the best promotions. You suck dick.
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>>2127520
Hey meltz. Your star ratings don't matter to anyone but the fat smarks who make up less than 10% of the wwe ''''''universe''''''
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>>2121854

>Outlaw Wrestling
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>>2127532
Your point?
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>>2122326
>Question is will Wrestlemania's Main Event match the magnitude?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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The thing is the ego of WWE will push them to try to make a match as good as Omega/Okada .
I'm pretty sure the WWE is right now working on some new plans for the Main Event .
'Cause now people won't stop to comparing both PPV .
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>>2128073
Unfortunately it doesn't work out like that. New Japan produced WK9 which attracted rave reviews and fanfare. In response WWE produced the disaster known as the 2015 Rumble.
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>>2121854
Finally got around to watching this match and Naito/Tanahashi, worth every bit of the hype, I was completely floored by the time it was over.
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>>2122042
They called him daddy once too.
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>>2127532
>The WWE Universe

Even you don't care about this expression.
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>>2127499
Considering he gives 4-stars to even dogshit WWE PPV main events, not really.
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Possible reactions:
-reasonable poster: I think that match was good, not 6 stars worthy but Meltzer is entitled to have his own opinion just like everyone else

NJPW fan: 6 fucking stars omg fuck wwe

Low IQ Stamford wives: ''a-at least we fill more stadiums uh''

Group 1 is safe.
Group 2 is trolling.
Group 3 is getting worked by trolls.
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>>2129290
reasonable poster sounds like a tool getting worked by big dick david
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>>2129295
who's david?
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>>2129354
Meltzer you dumbass
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>>2129424
literally who
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