Categories:
>Wrestler of the Year
https://strawpoll.de/61b4gz8
>Match of the Year
https://strawpoll.de/47e71rc
>Event of the Year
https://strawpoll.de/x5x1zwa
>Promotion of the Year
https://strawpoll.de/d5ea36d
>Female Wrestler of the Year
https://strawpoll.de/d3sc46f
>Tag Team of the Year
https://strawpoll.de/grbb7x9
>Breakout Star of the Year
https://strawpoll.de/7c2r4fz
>Best Talker
https://strawpoll.de/1882798
>Most Underrated
https://strawpoll.de/121ea63
>Best Announcer
https://strawpoll.de/6z58s59
>Best Heel
https://strawpoll.de/929r1we
>Best Face
https://strawpoll.de/z37x74x
>Best Gimmick
https://strawpoll.de/6561es3
>Promo of the Year
https://strawpoll.de/5b994ye
>Feud or Storyline of the Year
https://strawpoll.de/46zcx47
voted and bumped
>strawpoll
>the fucking state of those available choices
Hang yourself
Who's /miz/ here?
>Ken-kun
>Ken-kun vs Naito
>WK10
>NJPW
>Shirai-fu
>Bucksuuuu
>SirGallagher
>Based Miz
>Clubski
>MAMA MIA
>TRANQUILO!
>Based Cab Driver
>TRANQUILO! x2
>No YOURE THE COWARD
>BASED INGOS
anything else is just wrong
>Wrestler of the Year
>No Chris Jericho
Da fuq OP? He single handedly made RAM watchable!
>>2102014
Shinsuke is arguably not a face. He's a cocky tweener leaning towards heel who just happens to spend most of his time feuding with a monster heel. His little mic time is all about himself and what he has to do next to be the guy on top, which initially was run through two of NXT's top babyfaces.
His character won't change at all on the main roster and he will be a blatant heel when he doesn't have a smark crowd cheering him.
>>2102025
69 TACKS!
>>2102025
Not because of his matches.
>>2102029
Why is Matt Hardy there?
Styles vs. Nakamura has 2 options in MotY
>>2102032
People care just as much about matches at the House of Hardy as they do his promos.
Can't say the same for Jericho.
>>2102029
Jerocho vs Styles
Y2KO vs New Day
Y2KO vs New Day vs 2/3 Shield
Jericho vs Reigns for US belt on Raw
Jericho was best part of the Rumble
Jericho was best part of MitB
>>2102037
Ppl caring about a match does not mean the match itself is good. Name me 3 great Matt Hardy Matches in 2016 cause I can name 5 great Y2J matches that happened that year
>>2102046
I agree Matt's in-ring work is still lackluster. I only want to chime in to point out that their match winning the belts off of Decay was fantastic and the only time their pre-recorded shtick actually made for a good match. Since it was mostly just a "they fought their way backstage" kind of deal.
>>2102046
>you can name 5 great Y2J matches in 2016
Doubtful.
And before you even try: none of the Styles matches even got close.
>>2102056
>Being this wrong about everything
Son, you wouldn't know the trooth if it blew up in your face.
>>2102014
>Best announcer
>No Striker or Vamp
Kevin Owens isn't a talker?
>>2102056
>Being this Contrarian
AJ vs Cena at MitB blew the fuck out of their match at Summerslam and NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THIS
>>2102062
I was upset I couldn't vote for JBL. He's such a good heel announcer he goes out of his way to point out when up-and-coming wrestlers mess up spots.
Like he didn't have to shit on Corbin's first title shot performance by spelling out how Corbin didn't break up the pin on time, but he went ahead and did it anyway because he's JBL. He shits on flippyshit botches all the time with Mauro going "HOLY CANNOLI DID YOU SEE THAT?" and JBL responding "yeah but he didn't quite get all of it. Got his arm though." i think he said in an interview that some of the younger wrestlers get upset with how picky he gets on commentary.
Oh, and when Y2J beat AJ and JBL shouted "YOU'VE STILL GOT IT" a dozen times in a row cutting off the other announcers? That was the best heel announcer moment of the year.
Damn this really is neowooasp now
>>2102074
>I blew up in your Mom's face.
18+, holy shit
>>2102014
>female wrestler of the year
>no Alexa Bliss
uhh....
>>2102091
Vote for her as breakoit star in protest. She needs our help.
Hey OP, make another strawpoll for most disappointing injury so I can vote for Emma in something.
>>2102095
Do you think we need more categories?
>>2102103
Yes, I think we need most disappointing injury. Best finisher. Best catchphrase. And best pop.
And most over /asp/ poster. ;-)
>>2102107
Maybe I can do something for the worst in wrestling and I can include that category.
>>2102095
> OG aspie is an emmutfag
Your autism knows literally no boundarues
>>2102109
>boundarues
>>2102109
Heel Emma was the best and she barely had any time on the main roster. Her current promos make it seem like she's going to be Summer Rae 2.0. I hope to God the whole thing's a swerve and she comes back in full bad bitch heel mode saying "Oh I've got to strip to get your attention? Some revolution, ladies."
>>2102014
Basedka and CharGOAT destroying Becketty
>>2102091
Being cute and making pouty faces doesn't make you a wrestler. She's shit at actually doing wrestling things
>>2102118
Nah, I'm gonna stay.
>>2102014
Who the fuck are all these outlaws and why cant i vote for Roman as wrestler of the year?
Take this neowooaspie poll over to wew where it belongs OP you fat chortling bellwhiff, your obscure outlaw nobodies do not represent us.
>>2102014
>Based Jack being beaten by Bliss
The state of this waifufag infested board. It'll be renamed /wew/ any day now
>>2102118
You read it you dirty mark bitch. Put one of your trips back on and stop being jealous that I'm already more over than you after just a few months.
If I take my name off, people would still recognize me because of my long rambling rant posting style. If you take your trips off people recognize you because of your trash opinions, constant shitposting, and obsession with demotivating others from expressing their honest fandom here because you want /asp/'s growth to stagnate and stay your speshul sekret club.
Get off my dick and filter me if I bother you that much you fucking spic.
>>2102122
>trying this hard to imitate Bretchad
Total cancer. Kys spic
>>2102127
Thanks for outing yourself for reading my posts.
>You are now my new favourite target
>>2102133
>>2102138
You read it you dirty mark bitch. Put one of your trips back on and stop being jealous that I'm already more over than you after just a few months.
If I take my name off, people would still recognize me because of my long rambling rant posting style. If you take your trips off people recognize you because of your trash opinions, constant shitposting, and obsession with demotivating others from expressing their honest fandom here because you want /asp/'s growth to stagnate and stay your speshul sekret club.
Get off my dick and filter me if I bother you that much you fucking spic.
>>2102146
You literally read my posts.
>>2102014
>these choices
someone make a better one please
>>2102156
I literally saw you go on another autistic rant and copypasted that shit
Congratulations, you are sure to get over now. Not the heat you wanted tho ;)
>>2102158
This
>>2102159
If you're trying to troll me, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 jimmies and your post rustled none.
>>2102163
> i-im not rustled i swear ;_;
LMAO
WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT THEN AHAHAHA
You read it you dirty mark bitch. Put one of your trips back on and stop being jealous that I'm already more over than you after just a few months.
If I take my name off, people would still recognize me because of my long rambling rant posting style. If you take your trips off people recognize you because of your trash opinions, constant shitposting, and obsession with demotivating others from expressing their honest fandom here because you want /asp/'s growth to stagnate and stay your speshul sekret club.
Get off my dick and filter me if I bother you that much you fucking spic.
>>2102158
OP here, so tell me better choices.
>>2102174
The commonwealth of this man.
>>2102185
Hey man, I've been killing time at my boring midnight shift here on /asp/. So none of this was a waste of my time.
Out of curiosity, what are you doing with your life right now? Show your face, bruh.
>>2102189
BRUH WHY
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
> THIS IS THE FACE OF NEOWOOASP
Holy fuck bretgod claims another victim
HAHAHAHA
>>2102189
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA NEOWOOASPIE SMARKS BTFO
>>2102200
HE POSTED NOT ONLY HIS JAW HE POSTED HIS WHOLE TRENCH COAT WEARING BASS GUITAR STRUMMING LOW TEST BUMFLUFF CHIN PAEDO FACE
HE LITERALLY WORKS IN A PETROL STATION ON THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT ON NEW YEARS EVE
HOLD ME LADS
> THIS IS THE SORT OF PERSON YOU SHARE A BOARD WITH
>>2102205
KEK
At least this fag was clean shaven
The fucking city of neowooasp
Get a haircut and shave your neckbeard faggot smark
>>2102195
>>2102200
>>2102205
You couldn't possibly catch more feelings than you've already caught.
Or maybe you get a fuzzy feeling looking at me? Sorry babe, I'm at work.
>>2102210
WHY ARE YOU SITTING LIKE A FUCKING GIRL AHAHAHAHAHHAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COULD YOUR CHICKEN LEGS GET ANY MORE CLOSER TOGETHER LMFAO
>SMARKS BTFO THIS HARD ON THE FIRST DAY OF 2017
its gonna be a good year lads
Someone pls screenshot this thread, my phone wont let me
>>2102213
Mad cause you wanna bomb my trooth but can't
>>2102210
> THE CITY-STATE OF NEOWOOASP
>>2102214
I'm on my phone too but I really don't want to save this faggots pictures. Just save the thread number for the archives senpai. Or if someone is on their computer please screenshot it
2102014
Bumping for Miz
I love working you marks. Stay jealous, stay enamored, stay a fan of my work. I'm gonna make /asp/ great again in 2017 no matter what the haters say.
>>2102220
Based Miz should be wrestler of the year.
>>2102229
> s-stay worked
I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY
Oh and ill have 20 B+H gold while im here bruv
shieldetty fans be mad
>>2102236
I'm getting paid to work you. I love your wannabe reactions. Feed me more, breh.
>>2102213
ya need some sex
>>2102229
ya need to kill fedoramen, asp will forever be a great place
>>2102014
>all of these fucking choices
nah lad, get back to wew
>>2102218
We witnessed it firsthand pham
New years day morning is the slowest period of the year with the littlest amount of people here and this happens
Drink it in
>>2102214
I got you
Make /asp/ great again, boys.
>>2102400
What the fuck is happening
>>2102328
Based
Trooth Mongz is lucky there is only 4 people online right now
>>2102408
I'm shooting for mascot status by the time Wrestlemania rolls into town. Maybe I'll use my popularity here to launch a youtube channel but that's thinking long-term.
>>2102400
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO YOURSELF
YOU HAVE EVEN BLOWN YOUR OWN POSTS UP
IS 2017 REAL LIFE LADS
>>2102400
Can someone please remove the cringy text here, or atleast edit it to be more akin to what actually happened?
>>2102400
>drops the conversation
I dropped (you) son because you didn't even have a "lame" comeback.
>>2102426
Levels of heat you may never achieve. Go back to your bingo halls.
>>2102400
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
MY FAMILY IS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF WE JUST WANNA WATCH KUNG FU PANDA 3 SHUT THE FUCK UP BUT I SIMPLY JUST CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
> confident and sexy, he continues to rub his lack of a negative self-image in his/their fat anon faces
THIS IS TOO MUCH
>>2102432
Quit sucking up to him Cuckter.
>>2102400
Why have you left your sperg-out out of it?
> You read it you dirty mark bitch. Put one of your trips back on and stop being jealous that I'm already more over than you after just a few months.
> If I take my name off, people would still recognize me because of my long rambling rant posting style. If you take your trips off people recognize you because of your trash opinions, constant shitposting, and obsession with demotivating others from expressing their honest fandom here because you want /asp/'s growth to stagnate and stay your speshul sekret club.
> Get off my dick and filter me if I bother you that much you fucking spic.
Please put this in to make it the GOAT image of all time
>>2102444
Yes
>implying I didn't turn down going to a meal to stay home and be comfy on new years day
>mfw I see troothbombz live and in concert
I called it good
>>2102437
Hit the showers
>>2102455
not atm but post the link for bretsaint desu
>>2102441
Well he copied it twice, and directly refers to it as a copypasta of my rant. I think it comes across clearly that I'm the one who said all that, so I'm not bothering with it myself. If you want to do it for me, go ahead.
Bodoni MT Black, "Trooth Bombz drops the mic on his bitch ass."
You should include that if you decide to do it.
>>2102466
>sits on the can with his legs closed like a little girl
SAD!
>>2102466
> mfw the GOAT thread of 2017 happened 10 hours into it
>>2102464
You asked nicely
>>2102210
based trooth destroying the marks
>>2102496
post your face then or else you're forever DESTROYED by based trooth
>>2102523
>being stupid enough to post your face on this shitty paedo site
only one DESTROYED here is you kek
>>2102524
t. literal fat manchild who doesn't have the self confidence of BASED TROOTH
>>2102524
See... here's the thing Tripcuck...
You're in the little leagues with your little insults and your feuds with fstalker but Trooth Bombz? Trooth Bombz is in the big leagues already... and he's swinging for the fence.
You just don't get it do you, Tripcuck? Trooth Bombz confidence has made it so in ONE DAY, he has already gotten more over than you ever have.
You gotta understand... you can't leave a mark on the TROOTH's face. Tripcuck, your arms are just too short to box with god.
>no JBL on commentator of the year
the pure stupidity that he brings is irreplaceable on Smackdown.
>>2102554
>implying the trooth would post without his name
Trooth doesn't even know about you, as I said you're in the little leagues.
I'm just messaging the trooth.
>>2102549
>This was posted
>I didn't write it
I love it. I'm cracking up. Thank you.
>>2102524
>Spichammer being sub-literate again
beat it cuckter
>>2102564
BASED TROOTH
>>2102565
>Triphatter accusing everybody of samefag astroturfing
Just because (you) do it doesn't mean everybody else does.
>>2102565
>triphammer accusing people of samefagging
or is this "THE LARGE HOUND MARK" posting instead
>>2102595
Yes, how coincidental that Triphammer is back posting after he deleted his own post because he didn't mean to reply as Triphammer whilst the Large Hound Mark is nowhere to be seen.
>>2102597
I've been posting in here since >>2102037
>everybody who bodies me is one guy
I guess that's less pathetic than being ruined by everybody.
>>2102603
>he
I think you meant "I"
>>2102614
>everyone is deanmark
And there's only one Trooth Bombz. And he's not a degenerate tripfag. And he never takes his name off to reply to himself. And he will never lie to you.
>>2102611
>Fedoramen trying to be serious
Do you think you'll get a new answer if you keep repeating this question?
I didn't come up with the name and I'm not the only one who uses it.
Please try and understand.
>>2102637
Why would I NOT want to claim credit for the name that rustles you so?
Think, Triphatter, Think. Gotta be a first time for everything, after all.
>>2102634
Well it's a good thing I can show my face if I ever find it absolutely necessary to call out a mimic.
Besides, if the message of Trooth spreads across the board and eventually all of 4chan, that's a win in my book. The message of trooth is far more important than any one man.
>>2102649
>dodging the question
Broken Matt shouldn't be in the breakout star category. That's usually for new people. He's just Matt hardy with a gimmick change. More comeback of the year than breakout star.
>>2102657
>currently living in a penthouse apartment
Finished dodging yet?
>>2102633
> i-im not the only one i swear
Just fucking leave
>>2102669
You're not even making a pretense of subtlety triphatter.
>>2102673
>hatboy attempting bants
embarrassing
>>2102678
At least I don't samefag mine triphatter.
>>2102656
>>2102660
>>2102666
>3 posts
>1 fag
>>2102687
>Triphatter j'accusing of samefag
Brutal cognitive dissonance.
>>2102644
BASED TROOTH
>>2102683
Yep all me, the 3 you highlighted are all me so what? Im replying to a thread do you not know how it works?
>>2102682
Ask randyfag how much christmas bonus poundland gave him this year for me pham
>Promotion/Brand of the Year
SMACKDOWN
SMACKDOWN THEME SONG
SMACKDOWN
SMACKDOWN THEME SOOOONG
>>2102695
That's honestly the best part about (you) fedoramen: you genuinely believe the dumbass bullshit you spew out.
I'm going to bed now. Enjoy shrieking "FStalker" at people on the opposite side of planet to me while I'm havin' a comfy sleep.
>Lel what
Read a book.
I miss bryanfag, charlotte friend and becky lynch waifu guy
>>2102708
trooth is the GOAT and is above your kiddie games
>>2102714
trooth is a good looking guy though, plus he has self confidence and doesn't hide himself behind a screen and a tripcode.
>>2102714
Holy shit tripsaviour sending trooth"daddy"bombz"myasshole" to main event and superstars before he even debuts
This is the worst thread in /asp/ history
>>2102722
He's better looking than you until you post evidence on the contrary
For a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""chad""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" you seem very scared of a confident man like Trooth
>trooth sperging out and going full damage controll mode
This thread is truly the gift that keeps on giving
>>2102725
>trooth trying to b8 people into posting face so he can emulate human contact for the first time in 15 years
>>2102722
That's a funny guy, thank you.
>a fucking gas station
>>2102728
>>2102733
>b-but look at this /asp/ e-celeb drama
all of you fuckers killed /asp/, Hiro should force anonymous here
>>2102728
I don't eat Hot Pockets I'm a vegetarian.
That was a massive shit though. It was like my body's way of saying goodbye to 2016.
>>2102736
bretboss is anonymous though and he's more over than anyone here
>>2102736
/asp/ tripfags and namefags feuding is unironically more interesting than anything going on in wwe right now
>>2102735
At least he can steal a snickers and win back some of that courage he had in his prime.
>>2102736
Hiro couldn't even force a gookette to take his two inch rod
>>2102738
>That was a massive shit though. It was like my body's way of saying goodbye to 2016.
Your mother said something similar about your birth
>>2102743
Tryhard
>>2102753
Maybe if you tried harder in life you wouldn't work at a fucking gas station.
>>2102757
>a fucking trip
if you need a name or a tripcode you aren't over
the people like bretboss, bryanfag, sashafag, zaynowensmark all got over through their posts and never touched a trip and some of them still get mentioned daily
then you've got guys like jewbacca, tripcuck, deancuck and this new literally who "troothbombz" who never got over and had to get a tripcode or a name so they'd stand out. fstalker is literally the same minus a trip. these guys killed /asp/.
>>2102014
>Wrestler of the Year
>No Big Dawg
Shit
>>2102766
>tripcodes are worse than micropenises
>micropenis logic
>>2102780
>I wasn't on /asp/
Why are you lying FedoRamen? We all know you don't have a life
>>2102771
>>2102796
Holy shit it happened
>>2102756
Accurate. Hopefully this Trooth Bombz thing becomes lucrative soon.
>>2102805
If I make Trooth Bombz t-shirts closer to Mania, are you guys gonna buy them?
>>2102400
Not even a fucking day and asp is already proving to be the best board
Neither Smackdown or NXT are promotions
>25 minutes of finisher spam and false finishers is the /asp/ match of the year
>tfw two intelligent too post hear
>no young boy tom for annoucer of the year
>>2102768
Bretboss was sashafag. He's that good
>>2102494
All you
>>2102703
>FUCKBOU
I see you didn't quite make it through high school.
Toasting in epic bread
>>2103082
This so much, fuck that guy.
New most hated poster
>>2102703
>>2102777
>>2103082
>>2103409
>-t. triphatter
I will post the winners before Raw, so you have time to vote, lol.
>>2104855
No one cares about your shitty outlaw poll OP, the choices are shit and the outcome means fuck all
Just fuck off back to wew
>>2104197
> he spent time reporting every single post he doesnt like he always does
> he trawls the catalogue 5 hours later to make his customary 1 word butthurt reply because his autism means he must always get the last word
>>2104855
Kept your thread alive for you, faggot. Give Emma an honorary award to say thank you.
>>2104863
> E+mutt
>>2104856
Most of the winners are from WWE, so fuck off, acne-ridden neckbeard.
>>2102014
>The state of this thread
>>2104862
>Tripcuck booty blasted that all his autistic screeches were deleted
This is the absolute GOAT thread.
>>2104862
>tripcuck mad that he isn't allowed to evade his ban
Based triphammer blowing our FStalker
>>2105047
>>2105077
Sad.
>Cuckterposting
Well that's one way to get another ban.
>>2105114
>state of triphatter's attachment to reality
He can't contain himself, how embarrassing.
>>2105166
Never seen it.
>you will never be as deluded as triphatter
>reply count keeps going up
>poster count remains the same
>>2105179
>irl vagina
As opposed to all the ones on your laptop that you jack off to on a daily basis like the pathetic NEET you are.
>>2105254
>this is the guy who took over from bryanfag
>>2105263
BASED
>no Ibushi v. Kendrick
Dropped.
What the fuck is going on in this thread? And OP, why are so many of your options so shite?
>haven't posted in here since the sockpuppet image
>fedoramen still in here shrieking at everybody who rustles him
kek
>>2105246
>>2105257
>>2105258
>>2105262
>>2105264
S - A - M - E - F - A - G
>>2105272
Seeing on-topic posts in this thread feels like Twilight Zone shit by this point.
>>2105297
now I understand why based Triphammer hates this dude so much
>>2105311
>admitting to getting so WORKED up on a Tuvaluan macrame forum that you hate somebody
state of Triphatter
>>2105311
I don't think based TH hates him, he's just easy to work.
I guarantee he's already posted an assblasted reply above me before I hit submit
I go to sleep 6 hours and FedoRamen is still here crying.
And bitching.
And whining.
All because Daniel Bryan is over and Roman is not.
You are fucking worse than Correct The Record dude, you never even go to sleep, you are on this board 24/7 posting fedoras and calling other people ''fatty''.
How fucking pathetic are you?
>>2105294
Whole thread is a cartNEET samefag
>>2105343
This man is having a meltdown
>tfw people have objectively shit taste for the first four options
I'm glad I'm barely here. How the fuck your matches/shows of the year are WWE based amazes me
>I'm glad I'm barely here. How the fuck your matches/shows of the year are WWE based amazes me