>worked the obese smarks
>worked the marks
>worked the anti smarks
>worked Vince McMahon
>worked Kevin Dunn
>worked Pat Patterson
>worked Finlay
>worked Triple H so bad to the point that le H man was seething every time Phil was around
>worked John Laurinaitis
>worked Otunga
>worked Stephanie McMahon
>worked Shane McMahon into leaving the company to China
>worked Paul Heyman
>worked Big Dave Batista
>worked The Rock
>Worked Cena
>worked Edge
>worked Ryback so bad that intentionally made him botch putting him through a table
>worked the Raw anonymous general manager
>worked Colt Cabana
>worked Hulk Hugan
>worked Kevin Nash into quitting WWE
>worked Stone Cold
>worked Bret Hart
>worked Shawn Michaels
>worked Jack Swagger
>worked JBL, Michael Cole, JR, Jerry Lawler, Josh Matthew, and Matt Striker
>worked Benoit into suicide on ECW
>worked MVP
>worked Alberto Del Río
>worked The Miz
>worked R-Truth and Lil Jimmy
>worked Lesnar
>worked Big Show
>worked the Undertaker
>worked Kane
>worked Paul Bearer
>worked Umaga
>worked Roman Reigns
>worked /wooo/
>worked /r/squared circle
>still works /asp/ to the point that everyone here starts seething when they see Phil or someone writes his name
>worked Dana White
>worked UFC rookies
>worked UFC fans
>had an entire arena completely seething, from backstage to every single one fan at RAM when Paul Bearer died
>worked Chris Jericho backstage
>worked Booker T into retirement
>and as you finish reading this shitpost, worked (you) into a shoot
Based Phil, how can one single man be so based?
>>2100819
I dont remember him working lil jimmy. Why are you lying.
>OP is SEETHING
i miss whc
everyone ITT has as many WM main events as phil
WOAT
>worked Lesnar
>worked the Undertaker
He got basically buried by Taker and beat easily by Lesnar
>>2100854
I think he's talking about backstage. Punk is popular backstage for being a douchebag, he thinks he's better than anyone
>>2101179
How the hell can someone be popular for being a douchebag?
hes friend with del rio...
cena too i think
He worked Raven and Jimmy Hart too back when he was in RoH/TNA
>>2101444
Do you even go out of your house or were you homeschooled? You never met that self centered douchebag at school that everyone wanted to be around and hang out with, the popular girl that steal your girl if you're a cuck
>>2101529
>implying cm Punk is a chad
Hahaha he's the fucking nerd geek that looks like he'll shoot up the school douchebag
>>2100846
Speak for yourself I ran into the ring for Michaels vs Cena
>>2100846
Speak for yourself I'm LT
>>2101668
/asp/ has always been looking for /ourguy/ and lets just face the facts
He is /ourguy/, whether we like it or not
phil is a faggot
>>2101787
most people here hate punk, bro.
I love these threads
>>2100819
Will semen punk ever recover from the beating a man named Mickey gave him??
>>2100819
GOAT
thank you based phil for working me into a shoot
fedoramen BTFO, the woof doggo will never work as many people and draw as many dimes
>WWE champion for over 400 days
>only main evented PPVs when he was facing John Cena or when John Cena was taking time off to rest for the Rock
how can one man be so completely cucked?
>>2102096
fuck off faggot, you'll never accept the fact the Phil is /ourguy/
>>2100819
Whats he doing these days?
>worked himself