>"I will take a Pepsi because I am straight edge"
>"Is Coke alright"
>"Is Monopoly money alright? I am the best in the world! I demand my preferred beverage!
>Security comes
>"Sir you have to leave"
>>2099783
That didn't happen
Better fighter than Rhonda
>>2099801
Do you know who I am *Cough* I am um Dave Fucking Meltzer!
>>2099811
>Le memeltzer
>OP tried to be funny
>BTFO by his failure
>>2099831
Hi Phil!