Stealing your gimmick
Pre-Show
>Andre Battle Royal
Samoa Joe wins
>Smackdown Pre-Show match
>Becucky and Naomi vs Natalya and Carmella
CarmellA+ and NatalyA+ go over
>RAW pre-show match
>Nia Jax vs Emmalina, Tamina, Dana in a 3-on 1 handicap match
Battlecow goes over
Main Show
>6 Man Cruiserweight Challenge (Neville (c) vs TJPenis vs TBK vs Rich Swann vs Jack Gallagher vs Cedric Alexander)
Based Nev goes over
>WWE Smackdown Womens Championship Match
>Nikki Bella vs Alexa Bliss (c)
Nikki goes over
>Raw Tag Team Championship match
>Enzo and Big Cass vs Shesaro (c)
Enzo and his bull Big Cass go over
>Smackdown Tag Team Championship match
>American Alpha (c) vs The Usos vs The Gay Cops vs The Vaudevillians
Usos go over
>Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match
>Dean vs Miz (c) vs Baron Corbin vs Dolph Ziggler vs Luke Harper vs Mojo Rawley vs Rhyno vs Heath Slater
>United States Championship Match
>Braun Strowman (c) vs Roman Reigns
Based Big Dog successfully gets his title back
>RAW Women's Championship Match
>Charles (c) vs Bay Leno
Bay Leno wins
>Seth Rollins vs Triple H
Jasethy wins
>Goldberg vs Brock
Brock beats Bill and it means nothing because he's 1-2 against Bill
>WWE title match
>AJ Styles vs Randy Orton vs Bray Wyatt
Bray wins
>Universal Championship match
>Kevin Oreowens (c) vs JeriGOAT vs Finn Baloring (Royal Rumble winner)
Finn wins
>Undercarder vs Cena
Cena wins and 'Carder hopefully fucks off
Oh and for the IC title match I guess Dean goes over
These suck.
>dean going over
>AJ losing to a fat fuck
>Kevin Owens and Jericho vs Finn Balor instead of just KO
>4 more months of this bullshit
>Braun strauman US Champ
>Roman wasting a wrestlemania on the US title
>Nikki vs Alexa Bliss
>Nikki wins
>enzo and cass as tag champs
The state of your booking.
>>2098981
This is whats gonna happen
>>2098949
>Based Big Dog dropping the title before Wrestlemania
>another short reign
No, the reason they gave him the US title is because they plan on having him carry it for a long while.
Not New Gay/Miz long, but long enough to build him as a credible US champion.
>>2098985
No, that would be a very shit Wrestlemaia, even worse than last years.
Not going to happen.
>>2099030
>That would be a very shit Wrestlemania
Which makes it likely kek
>>2098949
You cheaky bastard. I'll be seeing you in wrestler's court.
Mania doesn't look too implausible, but there's no way in hell Seth ever goes over HHH. That would mean Hunter has to take a Pedigree from someone else and lose because of it. No chance in hell.
>>2099030
Approach WWE shows with lowered expectations and you'll be happier in the long run. There's absolutely no reason to expect this show to not be worse than last year. Manias are unpredictable.
>triphammer piggybacking off another namefag
You couldn't even get your logo right.
>>2099564
that's the joke