Ronda is fighting Tito Ortiz in drag now?
>mfw Tita Ortiz kicks Rouseys idiot head in
>>2098001
I hope Rousey gets destroyed again
>>2098014
She actually gonna kill herself this time?
>>2098018
One can hope kek
>>2098014
I see you are contrarian about UFC shit too.
>>2098024
>He's a Ronda Rousey mark
Not contrarian, just telling you how it is
Can't wait to see her get raped in the octagon again
>>2098024
Rousey is a whiny sore loser who has been so babied by the media that her sore loser behavior (not dapping Holm, not congratulating her after the loss, going on tv and crying for sympathy, not doing press) doesn't get her killed like they would for any other fighter. I don't understand how people see her as anything other than unlikeable.
R.Honda isn't going to out-grapple a flavela monkey. This will be over quickly
>>2098050
It's her face. She has a cute enough face that people buy into all her shit. I hope she gets squashed.
>>2098018
Is this the final twist of season 2016?
>>2098315
When monkey girl twists her face yes
>>2098315
Would be a intresting way to end 2016. Go out with a bang.
Ronda will be defeated.
>>2098505
Tell me about Amanda. Why does she wear the mask?
Ronda will win and it will be glorious.
>>2098546
her nickname is "lioness"
>>2098505
Oh, wow. A non-fat Ronda. Hadn't seen that in a while.
Can't wait to see the furry lioness getting her arm broken in the first round.
>>2098546
Look at her face on the poster in the OP.
>>2098568
She MUST quote Vegeta.
>>2098569
this is some creepy ass shit
LETS GO NUNES
>Ronda going blow-for-blow with anyone
>>2098638
Lol. Plz don't die Ronda. You got a WWE career to look forward to.
>>2098650
>Goes from getting her ass handed to her in UFC, to getting embarrassed by Steph in WWE
She might as well finish writing her suicide note before tonight's fight.
The more important question, broskies: where is the livestream?
>>2098686
taima.tv
She should have went the Gina Carano route and retired after the first loss, and just keep doing action movies that don't require acting.
>>2098761
Nah. She should have done dominatrix porn.
i would really like to see Ronda lose really really really hard I don't think she was knocked off her horse enough tbqh
>>2098638
>McGregor laughing at Rousey for shitty boxing
The fucking irony
>>2098050
She's really nice. I never had a problem with her. She even used coasters without asking and offered to help cleanup the dishes too.
It's time to see Ronda Kill that Ugly Tranny. UFC is on now.
Should I buy it?
>>2098877
>50 bucks for a PPV
nah
>>2098877
>$50
Jesus christ even wwe ppvs were like $30
UFC forgot their own rules. That state of this company. lol
How long till Mickey fights again?
>>2098877
shit, the fuck have I been paying $60 to watch them on TV for?
>>2098920
lol no clue. You can literally watch PPV for free online.
>>2098546
no one cared who she was until she were the mask
>>2098926
but the resolution isn't optimal!!!!
>womens """""fighting"""""
>womens main eventing
trash
>>2098699
Not working for me
Lol. Pyle got REKT. Badass knockout!
>>2098974
PYYYYYLE!
SHA-zam!
PYYYYYLE!
SHA-zam!
PYYYYYLE!
SHA-zam!
>>2099015
Funny. I was thinking the same thing during the fight. Then it happened.
>>2098934
this ffs
she's not too good looking but her armpit game is top tier
>>2099037
same. looking for new stream!!
>>2098569
But that is a male lion
>>2099072
firstrow ones are mostly broken :( trying taim now
>>2098941
it takes some time to connect when it's busy
>have perfect stream
>never going to share it
>>2099113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU
>>2099113
>>2099119
kek
>>2099113
plz
>UFC giving wins to niggers
very progressive! nice going UFC!
>>2099143
he outperformed in striking and was able to ride all the grappling. the judges made a good decision.
Main Card starts now
hope Ronda gets KO'd in the 1st round
>>2099150
anon, how long until i should tune in?
very casual UFC fan who wants to see Ronda and any other noteworthy matches but doesn't want to endure everything on card
stream?
>>2099153
the fatty is on last, so probably wait around 2 hrs
>>2099153
2 hours from now
>born in Arizona
>fights out of New Mexico
What a fucking faggot, I hope he never comes to Tucson or I will hunt him down
>borg
>not coming out in pic related
>5'4
>when you have a really crisp stream but accidentally close it instead of the clickbait article you ended up on and when you bring it back up the quality sucks
>>2098001
All the fucking testosterone renders these fighters barely "female" anymore. Is there 1 (ONE) Girl fighter out there who is actually feminine in her appearance?
smolka's face broke
this nigga going for the sharpshooter!
>>2099183
Roids equal man.
>>2099194
hes just asian
>I broke my ankle
>>2098505
>mmanlets defend this
How much longer till we get choreographed entrances like WWE?
>>2099215
Never, because it's about the fight
>not drama
I was out having a smoke and when I came back Smolka's entire face was covered in blood, what happened?
>>2099235
he just had a fist fight with someone
When is Ronda fighting?
>>2099235
Caught an elbow on the ground by Borg. I can't tell if Borg aimed for that, or was just being rough with a transition.
>>2099246
That's the main event. 90 minutes to 2 hours from now I think
>>2098001
As long as she beat the huemonkey I don't care what happens to her. If she loses than she can kill herself.
>DONG
tfw no kpops fighter bf
Just tuned in.
How many matches are left on the card?
>>2099273
Three more.
3 more after this fight
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_207
>>2099255
rumor has it she's going to retire if she wins
LOL GOT MUH TITLE BAI!!!
why does it feel that this card has zero hype?
>>2099280
the card is females and irrelevants
>>2099280
because it's not mandrama
>>2099287
yeah this ufc sucks big black cock
>>2099279
Will she show up to Raw and throw the UFC title in the trash can?
>>2099280
Mickey is not in the card
>>2099280
there is only one fight above 135 and it's these low ranked literally whos fighting right now
it doesn't matter how much they push it, nobody actually cares about anything below middle weight
>>2099292
>being this mad
have sex
>>2099301
huh?
nice ddt
whens phil interfering this match
>>2099297
>Leaves the octagon in her own terms
except she's cowardly slinking away knowing holly holm would be her first title defense because she's at the top of the ranking
Any fucking good stream? I'm on Google's 10th page looking for a good stream and I can't find nothing
http://taima.tv/r/mma
>>2099310
>>2099310
theres heaps on periscope
>>2099308
True, should have worded it more specifically and critically.
>They gave it to dong
Favoritism is real.
>>2099319
UFC are good goyim. White Males should never win a decision.
>>2099305
He's gonna make a run in during Ronda's fight.
tonight I'm a #cruzmissile
fuck those team #alphafail fags
fuck california and fuck dude bros!
>calling yourself alpha when you're literally 5'5" on your tippy toes
>>2099314
>http://taima.tv/r/mma
Based
TJ owning this lil guy
CALF CRUSHER!!!!!
BASED WHITE MAN
RIGGED
>have your fun wrastleboys
>all of the main card has been decisions
someone knockout someone out already
>>2099379
>Hoping for knockouts at these weights
Lol good luck with that.
>>2099379
Alex Oliveira vs. Tim Means Welterweight No Contest
Brandon Thatch vs. Niko Price Welterweight Price by submission in first round (Head-and-Arm Triangle)
Mike Pyle vs. Alex Garcia Welterweight Garcia by KO - first round
>fat ronda comes back
>they literally go so far as to invent a weight class to keep holm out and protect their golden girl
>>2099327
>gallop to the ring
Main Event when?
>>2099395
Not happening, just manlet slapping and women's fighting.
>>2099383
Seconded
Wait so am i the only one excited for the BW fights?
Why WWE doesn't cut a deal with some record label and use real music instead of shit?
>>2099327
>After a bloody and exhausting fight Rhonda lifts the UFC Women's Bantamweight belt
>LOOK IN MY EYEEEEES WHAT DO YOU SEEEEEEEEE
>OH MY GOD IT'S PHIL
>Phil hits Rhonda with the UFC in the Bank briefcase
>Pins Rhonda
>1, 2, 3
>Phil is the new UFC Women's Bantamweight Champion
>>2099403
wrastle fanbois are just hurting because they can't jerk it to muscly men and roided grills
>>2099395
Next Fight. Also stop insulting our fat queen you assholes.
LETS GO CRUZ
>>2099415
Cruz seems more emotional, i thought it would eb the other way around
Cruz is perma butthurt at everything so this is usual
I hope Cody wins, bring home another title for the best sports state in the country.
>that DDT though
>>2099427
Cody's movement looks so much better this fight
Cody is doing well so far..
>>2099433
Not just that, he's making Cruz move like shit.
Very nice by Cody
>>2099436
He's making Cruz a worse fighter all round, you can see how frustrated he is and it's only the first round.
OH FUCK
>>2098014
same
heavy breathing
>>2099437
Cruz seems to have recovered.
This gon be good.
whiteboi is playing right into his hand, he's never been in a 5 round fight before. The whole game is just wearing him down for a while and in the last 2 you'll see what happens
>>2099449
As the fight progresses it becomes more and more in Cruz's wheelhouse
>>2099449
cruz needs to end it or he's done
>>2099452
Maybe not anymore with that eye
>>2099456
2-1 Cody
>>2099465
Yeah That's where I have it
Cruz has lost his composure, Garbrant is running away with it
dayum
WEW
IT'S OGRE
Cruz Bladded too deep
that was a quick wake up
If Ronda loses tonight what are the chances of her going to the WWE?
fucking memelords
tfw no faber run in to stop cruz from tapping cody
this script sucks.
But cody is swaggin
>>2099482
Quite likely, I'd also bet she'd be signed to the RAM women's division.
>>2099484
this isn't your man drama, stop trying to turn it into something it's not
>womens """fighting""""
3-1 Cody
>>2099482
Well if she loses her stop will drop both in UFC and in a prospective WWE career.
Everyone will remember her for losing, having a bitch fit about it and going away, only to come back for her 'big comeback' and losing again.
>>2099486
Is team alpha male the most over stable in UFC?
okay cruz is done
Cody is assblasting him
Remember when Faber cut that promo for Cody after Cruz beat Fabers ass?
I didn't think Cody was going over.
This is hilarious. Cody is playing with him at this point.
Cruz stop it please.
49-47
didnt like cody before this now i dont like cruz after this lol wtf was he doing wobbling like a dildo in there?
>>2099489
Back to /asp/ faggot
>>2099512
same
Wow, unanimous
BASED CODY
CHAMPION
H
A
M
P
I
O
N
>>2099486
when is dana instroducing tag team fights
What's Cody's Gimmick?
>>2099524
Just happy to be fighting
who's the retarded lil brother?
>>2099524
He gets a new Tattoo after every fight
what a babyface
>Two Ohioan UFC Champions
Feels good.
the kid has shit mic skills
>>2099533
Yeah no shit
They're gonna push the fuck out of him for the next 10 years so get ready.
why is he so based?
>>2099293
>le wymins revolution
Fuck at least it's not charlotte and sasha again i guess
Cody is a dirty heel but swerves us in the end by being a babyface with cancer kid.
BASED
Is nunez a draw
Here we go. The beaner is gonna build a wall around rousey.
>>2099546
He had to be the face, Cruz is a fucking heel.
He'll turn soon though.
Who you got in this fight?
Don't like Rhonda, but I can't stand seeing a Brazilian as champion in any form. So rooting for Rousey.
>they speed rondas part of the promo up to make it look like her hands aren't absolutely abysmal
>>2099551
I want her to win just cuz she sucks and I view her as the underdog
>>2099551
Rhonda, I guess...
>>2099551
ronda is fucking jacked as hell this fight. i think she's got it. never seen a female fighter that conditioned before.
not gonna get gassed/fatigued like she did against holly
>>2099551
I really hope Ronda wins and then leaves for the WWE. If she loses then I'm predicting that she'll commit suicide.
>>2099556
She lost against Holly because she ran into her punches because she'd never faced a real boxer before and the way she fights was terrible for it.
Wouldn't have made a difference how conditioned she was.
>Nunez has held the title for 1/2 a year with no defenses
Roman tire
>>2099551
Nunez first round
I LOVE WOMENS FIGHTING
YOU DESERVE IT
FIGHT FOREVER
Conflicted. Rousey is a bitch but a lesbian Brazilian is like a combo of the worst kind of human beings that exist.
Is that a Rihanna song playing?
>Rhonda's last fight was against Holm
>Her next fight is a title shot because the UFC gives her a push sinceshe's over as fuck
Literally wo-mandrama
WOMEN'S WRESTLING
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>Buffer shilling Geico in his showman voice
ronda looks angrier then usual ...this should be interesting
Post yfw when Ronda wins via screwjob.
>>2099570
>wrestling
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bruce buffer should replace jojo
>Womens revolution
>>2099569
Who's McMahon-esque booking this?
>>2099573
buffer ads are the absolute worst
>>2099569
It's more that both mandramas and actual fight promoter decide by who's a draw rather than who's the best.
McGregor is nowhere near the best fighter, but he's the best marketer for himself.
>>2099575
>>2099574
She always looks angry
WOW
>>2099577
he is my favorite part of UFC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
J U S T
wow
>>2099575
>We were born just it time to see the UFC attitude era.
ahahahahahhaa
smarks on suicide watch
JUST
top fucking kek
FUCKED HER SHIT UP
Dana must be fucking seeething right now
She got sent to the shadow realm
BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RONDA AHAHHAHAHAA NUNEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ FTWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>2099577
He gets a million dollars every time he says Lets get ready to Rumble.
jesus
fucking destroyed
WHATS RONDA ROUSEY DOING IN THE WRESTLEMANIA ZONE MAGGLE
Sudoku when?
>>2099597
>CM PHIL LASTED LONGER
fat ronda does it again!
SUICIDE
WATCH
lol gg no re
Rousey is a fucking joke
Ronda will go to WWE now
>>2098588
BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHA NUNEZZZ FTW
BASED PHIL LASTED LONGER THAN RONDA
As soon as she got hit, she just froze up.
Even CM Punk did better
>>2099612
Implying vince wants losers
So how soon till Ronda shows up on RAW?
>>2099598
HAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL
WAS 2016 /ouryear/
>>2099622
Dont hold your breath
what went wrong?
>>2099603
>LOLWWE pushing this cunt as a big deal after she got BTFO twice
They would, huh?
>>2099622
>implying she will not kill herself on new years eve
>>2099626
2016 was great, 2017 is going to be YOAT
There's no way WWE want Rousey now. After making fun of Punk for 2 minutes she lasted 23 seconds. She'd get 23 seconds chanted at her if she turned up.
>>2099630
Her boxing coach is a moron who still hasn't taught her how to do basic things like move her damn head.
>>2099630
EVEN FUCKING PHIL LASTED LONGER THAN HER! SHE LOST TO A HUEMONKEY! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>2099630
She thought it was a movie
>>2098001
Aaaaand she's gone.
>>2099636
This x199999999999999
>>2099636
48 seconds... but is still less than Punk's time
>>2099636
I thought it was 48 seconds.
is she gonna kill herself now ?
blown the literal and absolute FUCK out
Alright Brazilian AIDS monkey. You won, now stfu
>>2099636
Vince wouldn't even think about her, but Stephanie would.
>>2099598
>>2099617
>>2099651
Imagine what a roided up Cyborg would have done to Ronda, jeez.
>>2099651
Ronda eternally BTFO
Who's jobbing to Ronda on RAM?
>>2099671
The real question is who is Rhonda jobbing to?
I say Eva Marie.
Ronda must have training with six year olds. She just can't take a punch. At all.
>>2099671
>Implying she won't end up in Shimmer jobbing to her friend Shayna once a month.
>>2099676
That tends to be the case when you stand there like a goon and eat them.
>>2099636
triple cuck is desperated lad
>tfw you're the only star left
conor gonna make even more dosh now lol
>>2099663
>>2099671
>implying she won't go to smack for a submissions match with becketty
>>2099651
JUST
>>2099681
Yeah, I should have added that she can't block, either. Just an insult to the game.
>>2099686
(you)
>>2099684
How can one potato be so based?
>>2099651
it's really amazing to me, shes not doing anything to defend. Her hands are down, she's not moving her head at all. The one thing she needed to do was improve on her boxing and she just disregarded it all
This guy literally ruined Rhondas career, quite the impressive feat.
>went to the bathroom
>missed the main event
>$50
wwe network is looking like an excellent value right now
I haven't followed Ronda's career until her last last fight. How did she ever make it so far? She looks like she can't fight at all. Somebody please clue me in.
Suicide runs in Ronda's family. Her father committed suicide and she said in an interview she was having suicidal thoughts. Stop laughing guys, we might wake up tomorrow to hear about her death.
>>2099695
>okay, so today we're going to practice victory dances after you effortlessly submit nunes
>yes, we'll break early for lunch
>>2099706
it's true
>>2099706
Yeah she's too stiff.
Spent too much time in the indies not learning how to take bumps
>>2099651
what the fuck is she doing
is this rigged lads?
>>2099718
She never fought good strikers, women's fighting was almost nonexistant back then she dominated them with amazing judo, since then they have improved significantly and surpassed her one trick style
>>2099718
shallow field, for starters
>>2099663
>>2099719
Holy fuck please, cocky piece of shit should eat a bullet
>>2099720
After lunch we'll pretend we're airplanes.
>>2099728
Well that depends: What do you think she made for losing?
Would you say it's more than Nunes? What does she get out of winning? PPV rights?
>>2099719
That will end 2016 with a cherry.
>>2099718
Most of the women in the division were either one-dimensional or simply not as skilled. She would either throw and armbar them or they would be so worried about the armbar and she'd just take them down and punch the shit out of them. Her last few wins were so short they are floating around as webms somewhere.
>>2099733
>>2099556
HAHAHAHAHA
>>2099733
Literally the slow motion "COME ON REF"
Nah bruh, he spared her some brain damage.
>>2099755
Her shitty boxing coach
>>2099663
You could see perfectly that she knew she wasn't ready.
>>2099755
Edmond Tarverdyan, Rhondas trainer. Truly one of the worst.
>>2099713
Why does this soubds so familiar?
one year of "striking" training
>>2099718
She does Judo
Back then 90% of women MMA fighters were either also wrestlers or shitty strikers. The ball was always in her court. Most women wrestle because they don't hit hard enough to finish fights and there isn't a lot of high profile gyms that took women, even now women largely train with men. She was one of the only women with skills back then.
Holly and Nunez are good strikers that can keep it standing, Rousey had no chance.
Live in Vegas, saw her at Venetian, offered to fill her up with some of my pure natural testosterone before her big fight. Got BTFO by her guards and nearly thrown out by security.
She should have taken me up on my offer.
>>2099772
>Not asking one of the struggling strawweights instead.
>>2099772
please have sex
>>2099772
>>2099766
His career is over. He's going to be blackballed from the MMA community.
>>2099798
as should be
>>2099733
kek
>>2099718
ronda literally fought what is called in the combat sports community as "cans" her entire career because dana white had a jew scheme to make womens mma a thing, but then she fought an actual former womens boxer and got btfo
who /karolina/ here?
I want to /admire/ mieshas taint
my stream just flashed back to ronda's pre-fight brag reel, made me laugh
"when things don't go according to plan, is when I'm at my best" lol fuck off
how could she lose?
>>2099938
how indeed
>>2099631
Of course they would. They just had Gabriel Iglesias on Smackdown like that was supposed to draw ratings.
Moreover, Trips and Steph have huge lady boners for her, so expect a segment similar to that flaming Rock debacle from this year.
>>2099183
the 115lbs girls
>>2099664
She wouldn't have to kill herself afterwards because Cyborg would do it for her.
>>2099663
Taverdyan chimping out in the background, this is your fault you idiot.
>>2100196
That's adorable, and also a nice change of pace from the normal "COME AT ME BRAH!" staredowns.