>Never The Guy >Never drew a dime >Never had a good

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>Never The Guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match in Japan
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over (because hewas never over)
>Never was a great heel
>Main evented a WWE house show that drew 1,000 people
>Tanked the Smackdowm ratings harder than Ambrose
>Was barely ever talked about because he fucking sucks
>Only the 2nd worst drawing champion in history (behind Kevin Owens.)
>Only the second leader of an indy faction that is filled with vanilla midgets (they suck
>His catchphrase "the man that runs the place" is pretty ironic since he can't draw for shit
>His Ric Flair gimick was cringeworthy
>His heel run is cringeworthy
>His fans call him """"""""DA BEST PURE WRESTLER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in hair styles
>Looks like a soccer mom
>Got beat by a local jobber 3 times
>Failing with his WWE run completely
>Only significant achievement was being the worst WWE Champion in history
>Is equivalent to garbage
>Drew so poorly in his 2016 title run, that it was worse than Ambrose
>spent the latter part of his career boring people tears
>The biggest impact he had on the business was being one of the worst drawing champions ever
>Buried himself by talking on the mic
>Buried by James Ellsworth
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Ambrose in late 2016, than Ambrose did in his feud withZiggler
>In the same feud, drew 1,000 fans at a live show
>None of the Smarks that call him great give any viable arguments
>Only main evented in China because that's where sucky wrestlers go
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft, and drew horribly
>Huge mark for himself, is proud of his soccer mom hair
>Besides being a horrible draw, his partners are Festus & Ringmaster
>Couldn't draw heat because he's a terrible heel
Daily reminder that the Non-Phenomenal One has cut ZERO (0) good promos and wrestled ZERO (0) good matches without them getting highly overrated by the soccer mom fans.