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He's winning the rumble

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He's winning the rumble
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>beats fatass for the title
>goes on to win the Rumble later that night

How hard would you mark?
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>>2092169
LMAO

made me chuckle.

But either way, if he happens to lose to kev (or win? i don't know if how are the rules now, with the whole "to brands" thing)

and then win the rumble for a second time.

He will trully be the next john cena.

But being honest, it's gotta be, either seth or AJ for a feud with BMJ or Triple H after he rips fatass from the title.
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He will lose to Fatso thanks to Braun and then Braun eliminates him in the Final 4 setting up their WM feud.

You're retarded to think that the WWE will pass up another Shield reunion, the Galactic title will be the first/second match you watch.
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>>2092169
Indie faggots would spill a record number of tendies
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>>2092188
you have some serious mental illness FStalker, you should see a doctor
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>>2092177
>But being honest, it's gotta be, either seth or AJ for a feud with BMJ or Triple H after he rips fatass from the title.

Are you retarded?

AJ already has the title, he won't be in the Rumble.
Triple H? Again?
Again are you retarded?

This quite frankly proves that if you like Roman you have the IQ of a rat.
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>>2092169
>smarks celebrating at a DQ at Roadblock like they won the lottery even though it made Owens look like a chump

The amount of rectal ravagery that smarks have towards Roman is hilarious.

The only guy who generates such hemorrhoids is John Cena but since being relegated to the midcard all the hurt went to Roman.
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No he's not. The Undercarder is winning the rumble
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>>2092188
>daniel Cryan fag talking about delusion

>a manlet who got over by "losing" and a meme chant
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>>2092200
Vanilla midgets BTFO
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>>2092200
>a Roman fan shitting on other wrestlers for being over
The Big Dog don't get The Big Pops
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>>2092195
You sure like that word, punk.

But yeah, it might be "retarded" to think Hunter will main event wrestlemania again...but this is WWE we're talking about, boi.

Also, AJ loses the title in the rumble and wins the royal rumble match.
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>>2092197
>The amount of rectal ravagery that smarks have towards Roman is hilarious.

This.
I'm not even a fan of Roman but he's literally my guy because he is such a conduit of seethe.
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>>2092205
The WWE title match is just before the Rumble match.

John Cena and AJ won't be joining the Rumble.

They don't need to be on the Rumble since they'll be fed to Bork, Goldberg, Shield reunion, Braun Strowman, Finn Balor and Undertaker.
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>>2092200
At least he was over unlike Romanetty
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>>2092210
But i remember Kevin Owens and Dean Ambrose entering the rumble after their title match?

Is there something about the main event title picture i don't know about?
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>>2092225
Their match went first and Owens sold the table bump.

1 - Universal Title match
2 - Cruisermeme match
3 - Tag Team shit
4 - Women's """wrestling"""
5 - some other feud
6 - IC title match
7 - WWE Title match
8 - Royal Rumble match

If they decide to keep Roman, Jericho and Owens out of the Rumble their match will be after the first hour.
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>>2092205
>Also, AJ loses the title in the rumble and wins the royal rumble match.

Yeah, something that we totally saw happening before..... Not.

1995 Diesel vs Bret for the title, none of them in the rumble.
1996 Taker vs Bret, not in the rumble.
1997 HBK vs Sid,not in the rumble.
1998 HBK vs Taker, none in the rumble.
1999 The Rock vs Mankind, none in the rumble.
2000 HHH vs Cactus Jack, none of them in the rumble
2001 Kurt Angle and HHH, same as above
2002 Jericho and Rock for the title, not in the rumble.
2003 Kurt Angle vs Benoit for the title, none of them in the rumble.
2004 HHH vs HBK Lesnar vs Holly for the titles, none of them in the rumble.
2005 HHH, Orton, BigShow, JBL, Angle are not in the rumble.
Angle steals Nunzio's number to eliminate HBK.
2006 Cena, Edge, Angle and Henry for the titles, none of them are in the rumble
2007 Kennedy, Batista, Cena and Umaga for the titles, not in the rumble
2008 Orton, Jeff Hardy, Edge, Rey Mysterio for the titles, not in the rumble
2009 Edge, Jeff Hardy, Cena, JBL for the titles, not in the rumble.
2010 Taker, Rey, Sheamus and Orton for the titles, not in the rumble.
2011 Edge, Ziggler, Miz and Orton for the titles, none of them in the rumble.
2012 Punk, Ziggler, Bryan, BigShow and Henry for the titles,
Here Ziggler and Bigshow are in the rumble.
2013 Rock, Punk, Del Rio and Bigshow for the title,
2014 Orton and Cena for the title, not in the rumble
2015 Lesnar, Rollins and Cena for the title, not in the rumble.
2016 title was in the rumble.


So with the exception of 1 case, 2012, and Angle pulling shenanigans once, no participant in title matches ever was in the rumble too.

And it was never a guy who lost the title that very same night.

TLDR, you are retarded fedoramen
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>>2092268
Was it autism?
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>>2092274
>What is less than five minutes on Wikipedia
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>>2092285
Five minutes too long gathering the knowledge to compile a lengthy post about children's playfighting?
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>>2092268
THIS IS "THE NEW ERA" BOI

BETTER START FORGETTING DA PAST, AND LIVING ON THE PRESENT!

SCREEN CAP MY POST, AJ LOSES TO BMJ AND WINS THE RUMBLE MATCH
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>>2092274
>>2092291
>Chinese cartoons
Fighting autism with autism
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>>2092299
Gotta engage on an even playing field.
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>>2092291
>Expressing sincere fandom and posting seriously on 4chan is for autists
>Shitposting on 4chan and discouraging real conversation is for normal people such as myself
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>>2092312
>>Expressing sincere fandom and posting seriously on 4chan is for autists

attaboy
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>>2092241
>Women's """wrestling"""

I hope you get a NYE kiss
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>anyone but Goldberg even coming close to winning the Rumble
What the hell is wrong with you people? How much of an insecure beta chuck do you have to be to realize that your shitty no charisma manlets don't even stand a chance? Is everyone even 18+ here?

>>2092167
At this point Jasetthy is considered stronger of the two though since he beat FedoRamen clean.

>>2092274
>>2092291
>>2092307
>posting this autistic chuuni bitch from this moe garbage of a show
4chan should have a mental illness test for its users so we don't let people like you ingest it.
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>>2092450
>post embarrassing moe shit responsible for the ubiquity and downfall of the anime industry
>post embarrassing excuses for "pro wrestlers" responsible for the ubiquity and downfall of the pro wrestling industry
>even posted an embarrassing excuse for a musical piece on /mu/ once that nobody replied to out of pity due to how awful it was, thus giving a minor contribution to the downfall of the music industry, too
Of course I am seething that mentally ill loser beta cucks like you are trying to make it appear that your opinions/views on anything at all matter.

Also I have no idea what an FStalker is. Don't confuse me with the rest of your Ku Kuk Klan.
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>>2092450
>>2092484
Fedoramen is notoriously paranoid and obsessed. He calls the entire board ''fedoramen stalker'', but since he doesn't want to popularize the fedoramen nickname, he uses ''fstalker''
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>>2092440
Based Megumemes working el cuckter into a shoot
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>>2092450
>>2092530
wtf I love carter now
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This thread is pure cancer
Especially the guy with carter as his name replying to himself constantly and posting little chinese girls
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>>2092506
>my n-nickname is popular I swear
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>>2092568
lit. look at the filenames spergo, you can tell I'm not godter

>>2092573
New anime girl Carter is cute. CUTE!
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>>2092588
I was about to say that. I don't usually name my images.

Also t-thanks. You're pretty based, too.
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>>2092511
Chuunshit is extremely disgusting and will never get you sex, or really anything positive in life period.

>>2092530
Don't try to hide from me, Carter. You and your shitty attempt at making a manlet song.

>Roman
>Anywhere near as over as Goldberg, ever
Top kek, or maybe more like top kuk considering that we are dealing with one like you.
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>>2092600
>Manlet song

I don't even know what you're stating i did, but i'll move aside, just like your mother did when you were born.

Roman is getting there, he has lik 16 million likes on facebook.

Every video he's on, will get tons of views (i'll admit not as much as oldberg, but that's just the nostalgia from old viewers)

He WILL tho, get there.
and you can BELIEVE, THAT.
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>>2092573
>>2092588
> the state of neowooasp
Ew
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>>2092598
It's cool bbdoll

>>2092612
Bretcuck post your girl again or kys
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>>2092200
Haha The big dog will never be anything. Give it up.
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>>2092632
>3 time WWE Champion
>1x Royal Rumble winner
>2 WM main events (in a row)
>Best member of the Shield
>The Guy
>Supported by Bret Hart, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Chris Jericho, etc.
>Many kino matches (vs Lesnar, vs Beeg, vs AJ, vs Bryan, vs Sheamus, vs Wyatt)
>Confirmed draw (ME'd the 2 highest drawing manias aka 31 and 32)
>Amazing black tiger power bomb
>GOAT look
>Will go down in history as a GOAT
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>>2092643
>many kino matches
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>>2092610
Well, of course mom moved aside when I was born. She realized that she gave birth to one hell of a man who doesn't need to be babied around and can get shit done. I was less of a baby when I was born than you're today judging from what you're saying.

>I'll admit not as much as Goldberg
Of course, Goldberg is far superior to everyone else in the roster full of no charisma manlets.

>b-but it's nostalgia I swear!
Except Goldberg has so far given more intense performances and promos than anyone else in the roster. The quality is there to back up the quantity, unlike the rest of the roster that lacks both. And this is even after being old as shit AND bring his fatlet son around.
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>>2092647
Back to /v/gag
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Meltzer already confirmed Roman was winning the title at the Royal Rumble.

Why would Roman be in the Royal Rumble match on the same night?
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>>2092659
based Triphammer working the smarks into oblivion
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>>2092664
>sucking up to a tripfag of all things
Why don't you and him leave 4chan to a place better suited for you to suck his limp dick?
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Real talk though, who is going to win the Rumble?
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>>2092672
Roman Reigns
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>>2092672
Ideally: Roman Reigns
Probably: Baloring (JUST)
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>>2092648
>Except Goldberg has so far given more intense performances and promos than anyone else in the roster. The quality is there to back up the quantity, unlike the rest of the roster that lacks both. And this is even after being old as shit AND bring his fatlet son around.

Gotta admit, bro. The promos were good enough to make me like him (even tho, i don't like how all of the sudden people like him again, after that mania with brocklesnar)

But give me a break, he can't wrestle anymore. He can't be over just by doing prom-

Nevermind, he fits right with jericho, becky and the other meme wrestler. (Joking about jeridad, he actually does his best at his age)

I assure you, whatever match he will have with brock at mania, will be a clusterfuck if not, the same as in survivor series (2 minutes match)
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>>2092672
AJ after losing his title

Seth so he can feud with the current universal champion (Aka, Triple H, after fucking owen in the back)

Or ....who knows, actually. Finn? (or a debuting guy like Joe, nakamura or who gives a shit)
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>Roman wins the Universal title
>Cena wins the WWE title
>Roman wins the Rumble
>Roman vs Cena
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>>2092672
Goldberg, with Brock eventually taking the championship away from that no draw fatlet Kevin Owens so that we can have a REAL championship match for Wrestlemania.

>>2092680
You got that right. Good pic, too, we can see that kid already has good taste.
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>>2092719
It's for the best. Who the fuck is Cena or AJ going to face at mania? Old man undertaker? Fucking Ziggler? Their roster is trash and so is Raws unless Roman is facing Goldberg or Brock again
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>>2092167
>Reigns fiasco happening again

LOL, no way. Draws like Undertaker, BMJ or Goldberg deserve to win.
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>mfw Rusev wins the Rumble and wins the belt at mania
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>>2092739
>Universal cuck angle

Based anon making my sides go to jupiter.
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>Roman wrestling a title match and wrestling in the Rumble in the same night
lol, his lungs would explode if he tried.
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>>2092757

>Le Gassed meme XD

I think you meant Goldberg after passing trought the ramp and entering the ring?
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>>2092779
Goldbergs entrance is more energetic (and over) than anything Roman ever did kekek.
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>>2092782
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>2092779
He literally had to take a powder for like half the match this year, bruh, it ain't a meme.
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>>2092782
>kekeke
>what i say is a fact, KEK

Wew, lad. Back to /woo/.
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>>2092795
Newfag please go you put a bad name to Deanschad name.
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>>2092782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JQwWCAN1Sw
>can't even stay up

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP >>2092787
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>>2092795
I love you sassy new Carter
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>>2092833

No problem. I love you too.
These people are pretty easy to piss off.
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>>2092805
No shit, you plebeian fatlet. Goldberg hasn't been in the ring forever, and he doesn't realize his own awesomeness so he fell from his own blow. When it came to the actual action, he got it done far better than shitty FedoRamen No Draw Reigns.

Hope Goldberg can actually teach him how to do an actually good spear.
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>>2092855
>look at me I am so quirky and a master troll!
>I bet everyone thinks I am qt 3.14
Fuck off with that trash, nobody likes you. Maybe having some self-awareness will help you realize what a cringeworthy excuse for a "wrestling fan" you are. Your Shield boys have done nothing but get us record low ratings.
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>>2092857
>FedoRamen
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>>2092863
>>2092857

This right here, is why i love this place.

endless shitposting with not actual arguments, just buzzwords and bants.

Based WWE working manchildrens to no end.
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>>2092857
>Hope Goldberg can actually teach him how to do an actually good spear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUdL8JBo0Vk

>2:07

I think he knows how to do it, pretty well.
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>>2092871
Well...yeah that's what his non-children/female fans look like. You got it.

>>2092873
You mean where people like me eloquently show exactly what works with actual proof while delusional losers like you just post stupid pictures with nonsense bullshit words attached to it.

>>2092883
>low impact spear because he jumped at Rusev wrong so Rusev had to accommodate
>he knows how to do it, pretty well
Top kuk
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>>2092903
>I d-don't put pictures so i'm more mature!!

I'm beggin' ya.

Also, what proof?

>Low impact spear

HA HA HA HA
this is what a "Low impact spear" looks like, you smarky cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=varIHuaN8lI

>0:52
It's almost embarrassing, just like your posts.
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>FedoRamen
>Samoan TV Boyfriend
>hatboy
>No Draw
>Top kuk
>Faggoty slang/talking like I have a bunch of nigger dicks in my mouth
>Powerbomb GIFs of Roman
>This is my first post in the thread
>The GOAT/GOAT sees an anti-smark
>Everyone calls you FedoRamen, n-not just me!
>terrible banter

Did I miss any?
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>>2092937
Nope. That's pretty much this whole battle of the gimmicks.
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>>2092440
>hating Megumeme and not wanting to explode inside her
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>>2092921
>Misconstruing my easy to understand statement on posting pics
I should've realize. You're mentally ill after all.

Nothing wrong with posting pics NORMALLY.

YOU post degenerate trash for pics.

YOUR degeneracy shows as a result.

THUS you still baby tier. Along with other stuff that proves it like your previous statements and your support for Ramen Noodles.

>short distance spear that looks like there's actual impact is somehow worse than a spear that had the distance to make it brutal but hit with an awkward angle
Nigga are you blind? Oh wait, yeah, mentally ill. I forgot. Might wanna leave 4chan and get some help for your problem.
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>>2093117
>Mentally ill
>Degenerate

Wew, it's like i'm on /woo/ all of the sudden with all this projection.

>short distance sp-

Stopped reading there. You're delusional.
The spear was from one side of the ring to the other.

Keep sucking good ol' berg nuts, homeboy.

I'll see you on the next wrestlemania when my boi roman main events and you're crying about your senile old man not being on the main picture with his washed up, patethic excuse of a spear.
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>>2093158
>muh projection
>can't notice that going from middle to one end of the ring is a shorter distance than going from one end to another
>thinks I suck Goldberg's nuts while I am just using objective info like drawing power and intensity
>thinks Roman will main event WM33 after the 31 and 32 ME debacles
Begging you to get some help.
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>>2093285
They traveled the same distance, you poo head.

But you're clearly blind and deaf with roman, so i won't bother saying it again.

>Objective info
Such as? "He's spear is powerfull as fuck!! i s-swear! here's my not-proof and just talk like always!"

He will do it, boy. Aside from oldberg adn brock. He's the only real draw with casuals, in RAW.
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>>2092606
What number does he enter the Rumble at guys?
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>>2093300
Objective facts on drawing power, views, likes, retweets, etc. Stay blind, fuck boy. Also, Roman's jump automatically added more distance to his spear AND made his look a lot more fake. You wouldn't know shit about impact like that cuz you never once stepped outside of mommy's basement.
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>>2093640
>objetive facts
>Not showing proof of any kind

Apply yourself, cuck.

>He did something else to make it better, so it doesn't count and i'll say it sucks!!

You're grasping the straws pretty bad, smark.

>Momm-

Stopped reading. Got outside once in a while, fucker.
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>>2093645
>cuck
>smark
>fucker
Of course, all Ramen Noodle fans can only resort to name calling at one point. Must be part of that mental condition.
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>>2093645
trispspspspspps fedoramen
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btw Fedoramen's predictions:

-Ramen will win the title at Roadblock
And he didn't, and Fedoramen made 7 threads crying about it.
-Ramen will win it on Raw the next day. Lol same as above.


FedoRamen is a low IQ pajeet.
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>>2092169
I'd mark pretty hard when WWE gets its lowest ratings in 20 years.
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>>2092200
Dubs don't lie
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Well duh
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Has anyone ever won a top title match and the rumble in the same night? Big Dog will make history
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>>2094002
Already happened under Kevin Lowen's reign, you brain damaged limp dicked smark
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>>2094239
Flair

>>2094240
>calling somebody brain damaged
>doesn't understand how numbers work
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>>2094257
>calls someone else brain damaged
>answers flair

You're a literal retard that takes things literally. You can't critically think. You're the only one brain damaged here. Not only did you misread the words that clearly separated a title match and the rumble as two different things, you somehow assumed the question meant that the title match and rumble could mean to be the same thing - taking words that aren't even there literally. Literally a retard. Kill yourself.
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