Whenever Orton decides to retire, his last match should be a buried alive match.
He loses and whoever it is that buried him goes on a losing streak for a month or two.
There's a backstage segment where the dude is frustrated and ready to give up, when Randy appears as a hallucination and starts telling him what to do and making him injure people
Becoming the voice in the guy's head
And that'll all lead up to them using this song in a video package
https://youtu.be/fnVETq_ZrYM
It could only be better if the guy is a cheating snake heel who just go around beating up old guys.
Have randy come up to him and say 'hey man i've been there, i understand but it doesn't work' only to be fucking attack relentlessly afterward.
Sets him up as the legend killer, the viper and the man who has voices in his head. They become what the nature boy gimmick and straight laced baby face already are.
>not this theme
https://youtu.be/-AIH28G2YRo
>>2091502
It would probably work if it was LU you're talking about and not WWE.
>>2091502
>Randy continues existence as a malevolent voice inside a random new guy's head urging him to violently SNEK people
>Old Randy eventually comes back to put a stop to this new vengeful god of snekkening and gets buried again
>new serpentine overlord is crowned
I like it
>>2091852
>it's Vibora
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>>2091502
Is this Randy singing?
>>2091850
>Le LU is the only promotion in the world with fantastical storylines meme
Reminder that Bray Wyatt learned to control fire and lightning by eating Kane and Undertaker's souls and that he summoned a ghost in the middle of the ring to fuck with Deanetty.
>>2091846
>not hey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6OQEyvKjAo
>>2091854
UNDERSNAKER CONFIRMED
Please no, my erection can only take so much!
>>2091502
Only if they do it with Based Corbin.