Last thread has hit the bump limit so here we are for /joshi/ round 2. Links:
http://www.stardom-world.com - World Wonder Ring Stardom's own streaming network. Go here and hand over your yen monthly to see Kairi Hojo, Io Shirai, Mayu Iwatani, and terrible gaijins
http://pro-w-wave.com/wave_network - Pro Wrestling WAVE's streaming service. Uses the same setup as Stardom's, so if you've gave that one a go this one'll be easy to navigate despite being in moon. Feed ZABUN your money to see Misaki Ohata, Sumire Natsu, Yumi Ohka, and that one bald broad Sawako Shimono
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0B5rK95X3mRiiX1lTUkFzaGRhaUU - this is the daddy. The RealHero Archive, packed full of enough puro and joshi to keep you going until you kill yourself before you're 30. The Joshi folder contains pretty much everything that's aired in 2016 as well as a lot of classic stuff, with more uploaded as it airs. Only things that don't get uploaded are promotions with their own networks, so no Stardom or WAVE for you. Have at it
Previous Thread: >>2078121
Card rundown for Ribbonmania on Dec 31st is out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUMBIpRf_VQ
Now worship at the altar of based Miyako, the greatest mind in wrestling today
Christ, look at Makoto's stomach. It's pretty disappointing how little effort joshi these days put into looking muscular. Tsukushi and Syuri are the only ones that seem to put the work in, and Syuri obviously has reasons for hitting the gym harder than most
Why is Stardom and so shit
why cant they stick to kayfabe too
That picture is old.
Makoto is in much better shape these days for a hikki girl.
Shiori Akiba is cute and fit as fuck. It's too bad she refused to be indoctrinated into Ice Ribbon's lesbian cult and now works obscure indies like REINA and AgZ. (webm related)
These young joshi should follow by the example of mature woman Ai Shimizu. Take note of the muscle definition and the curvature. Memeko can't compare.
This is old Makoto is skinnier now.
>Tsukushi and Syuri are the only ones that seem to put the work in,
You forgot one. See pic
There's also Saiki Reika who may be getting booked for Stardom soon.
Tsukushi, Fujimoto, Syuri, Shida, Sera, Kaho are all skinny and fit. You could probably put Haruhi and Apple Miyuki in there too.
Yukihi, Iida, Fairy and Ohka are skinny but not overly fit.
Wow. I hope you realize right now you're the fucking definition of an austist.
Nobody was talking about her looks, her tits, her fertility, or any of that shit. You got in your own little circle of one and started jerking.
It was about joshi that aren't fat.
Now go look in the mirror and laugh in your own face, if you even have the balls to look that long.
>Iida [...] are skinny but not overly fit.
When Iida was doing press for her gravure DVD, she talked about how doing squats and being a softball catcher in highschool helped her develop hips/an ass. She then began wearing skimpier attire and bathing suits to show off her thighs more.
The wrestling business has corrupted this once modest and pure girl.
Saori is so pure that she's oblivious to the lewd gesture she's making!
First for my wife, the cute and loveable Kairi Hojo who is a real pirate
Ugly mayu posters not allowed
Nobody cares about whatever failing marriage she pulled the trigger on when she's reshaping the business as we speak
I question your sexuality if you call yourself a heterosexual male who wouldn't commit methodical acts of vigorous adultery with this Fluid Druid.
Please don't sexualise the Miyako, this was a purely innocent DVD
Miyako is self-aware of her status as a sleaze so it's fine. It's part of her appeal.
it actually doenst because i dont need to expose myself to the 90 ice ribbons old men fan to make a living or have to jump off balconies and take glass bumps to feed my meth addiction
>Best tag team in Japan right now
That's twice you've been exposed as a know-nothing in this thread. You're an uncircumcised dweeb who has a very limited understanding of joshi. Keep quiet and observe when the patricians are discussing this art form as you clearly have nothing of substance to offer, you little chicken.
I OWN property in Nihon. I have a vast collection of joshi DVDs. I have photobooks, gravure, and binders of joshi trading cards. I know literally everything there is to know about joshi. You thought you were challenging a plebbit gif wota, but instead you found a GOD!
dont talk to me you only exist to get called ad umb piece of shit you dumb piece of shit
this is the only thing you will get out of this thread
you have a mutilated dick you actually dont count as human on the factual scientific level
>when an infant /joshi/ general has become a battlezone for wooo gimmickposters
We had a perfectly good waifu thread/occasional actual real discussion thread going on here boys, why did you want to destroy something beautiful? Just because you could? You monsters
Vagina-kun gets TRIGGERED by my mere presence. At first I thought it was hilarious, but now I'm beginning to think he's actually being serious. I am just trying to discuss joshi waifus with like-minded individuals. I am legitimately sorry if I have caused any disruption.
How else do I identify a person who has NO identity? Who are you? What do you like? Who are your favorite joshi? You're the third wheel meme bot of your little /joshi/ tree house club. Nothing interesting comes from you.
notice how none of your posts gets any responses outside of me fucking you up hard
be lucky i exist because you would still be existing in a pure hole of nothingness and twitter pics
These geeks are just keeping all those belts warm for the Jumonji Sisters making their return when Sachiko comes back
Any day now
that can be fixed just tell her not to do that ponytail shit and we good
I didn't watch the whole show but it looks like they only showed 2 3 matches from this 5-6 match card and the first 2 are clipped down to like less than 15 minutes of wrestling time and the rest is Kansai talking and Kansai's last match and also the retirement ceremony clipped a bit with some old joshi showing up for the first time in forever like Devil Masami. I say check it ou
wow, this is what koguma looks like now.
i feel old.
Someone red pill me on Mariko Yoshida: Is it true she was the best joshi in the world in 98 and 99?
she was also doing Manami Toyota better than Manami Toyota in 1992 before she fucked her neck up
there is this 92 kyoko vs yoshida match you can probably find if you search in japanese on youtube where she casually pulls off insane dangerous dives better than the guys in mexico at the time
Jesus Christ. Kairi fucked this girl up. Is she always this fucking intense?
She's only passing on what Nanae taught her
>PWG Joshi Tournament soon
How will Quackenbush respond to this
Why is she so perfect, lads?
Kairi is very sloppy compared to her peers. In one of her matches against Based Meiko they did a spot where Kairi was supposed to throw a spinning back hand and Meiko was supposed to duck under it, but Kairi being Kairi threw the back hand 6 or so inches lower than she was supposed to and nailed Meiko right in the face full force as she ducked down. You could tell that really pissed Meiko off kek.
It's a shame that no veteran gives a shit or doesn't like Rossy enough to associate with Stardom besides Yoneyama kinda who works all over anyway, doesn't do jobs or wrestle any of the higher ranked girls and some old retired American broad who has no idea what the fuck she's doing or where she is at all.
They ALL fucking need that, not just Kairi
Tape traders? in this day and age? my god that's sad
Of course she is, but that doesn't excuse the slop. I actually don't mind safe sloppiness since it adds a layer of grittiness and realism, but there's no excuse for her to bloody a rookie's nose like that or constantly giving herself concussions.
Hojo stiffing the fuck out of Satomaru's girl Shirahime made the match what it was for me, desu. I guess that makes me a sick person. It's one of my favorite Hojo singles matches to date.
I wish she would wrestle that type of aggressive grounded style more often. I would have hoped her white belt reign would have given us more matches like that in the mid card, but alas..
>alcohol, cigarettes and an ashtray and on the desk
>minors ruaka, azumi and momo reflected in the mirror
a behind the scenes look at stardom
chihiro sitting in a chair is erotic as fuck for some reason
Based Kana still working the joshi marks into 2017 and beyond
Maybe that's how WWE spins it but all I've seen Asuka herself say is that her name basically means 'tomorrow'. Since her theme is called 'the future' and her nickname is the empress of tomorrow, it fits.
All this complaining about fatties and whores and no one is mentioning the rookie of the year
>ability to work a crowd
Rossy or no, why wouldn't anyone want to book Hana-chan?
Well I managed to snag some of her singles matches, but I've only watched her match against Lioness Asuka so far and it was good. Even though Lioness was a real bitch with the no-selling, botching both of her table spots, and simply ending the match spamming her finishers; Yoshida actually managed to make the submission style exciting. Too bad it doesn't seem like any modern joshis used her as a role model because I usually find that type of wrestling pretty dull but it's like she remembered it's still pro-wrestling and it needs to be exciting.
Her massive eyes and the shape of her face remind me of a Grey alien. But she is still cute, hot when she needs to be, with an expressive face worthy of many, many memes.
Just watched her match against Futagami and it was MUCH better than the Lioness match. Actually it was a great match period. Told a similar story but infinitely better. Makes me wish this Yoshida-style had caught on.
Someone explain Hana Kimura to me. How did this sex kitten come from the loins of the weed-smoking Deathmatch Queen? Is she actually any good?
Don't tell me she's like 15 years old.
HANA was conceived during a steamy fling in the forests of Indonesia in 1994, hence her superior haafu genetics. In all seriousness, though: she is very good for someone who has been wrestling for 10 months and already has a sizable fanbase in such a short time frame. She understands how to play the role of face and heel effectively. As a face, she plays a good underdog baby face who makes the fiery comeback or the overconfident super rookie.
Heel Hana is mostly all gimmick; she works to the crowd well. It's almost lucha libre-esque how the crowd responds to her movements, but I guess being an attractive woman in a tight ninja catsuit who does lewd dances will do that.
At 5'4, she is taller than the average joshi so her dropkicks and big boots look especially devastating. She just has the IT factor. I kind of hope the rumors of her signing with Stardom is true as it would help the company out a great deal.
I'd recommend checking out the main event of JWP 12/18. Her best work yet.
>I kind of hope the rumors of her signing with Stardom is true as it would help the company out a great deal.
Kana's ex-protege recently signed to Stardom. Her debut match was decent. Has a nasty calf slicer finisher.
is this inbred mother daughter incest porn in a trailer park?
The "lewdness" mostly comes from her Oedo-Tai persona, in Stardom. It's more like teasing and posing, but still entertaining nonetheless.
Dunno if you feel like paying $8 for Stardom World just to see it, though. I do, shamelessly.
>There's far more impressive rookies this year
Any names in particular?
I wasn't speaking purely joshi, so my list would be something like Matt Riddle, Takuya Nomura, Chihiro Hashimoto. Probably Ben-K from DG as well although he's a lot closer to Kimura's level than the others
Whichever way you slice it Chihiro has had a far better first year though
DELET THIS MAYUFAG REEEEEEEEE
Do people genuinely like Yoko Bito or is it just memeing because I see so many Stardom fans talk about how great she is and how AMAZING her kicks are but I don't think I've seen her be anything more than average
Damn Mariko Yoshida for finally making the submission/grappling style entertaining for me and then not spreading it like herpes. This was seriously some great stuff. Kinda crazy to think a brand new style of wrestling was revolutionized by one woman then very quickly disappeared.
Nah, nigga, this was different than regular shoot style (which I usually do find boring). She mixed pro-wrestling submissions with real submissions yet still worked the match like a classic puroresu match. It wasn't just legit submissions then stiff kicks and violent suplexes like the shoot style stuff. You could almost say it was shoot style lite. Definitely more entertaining.
She took the basic principal of catch wrestling of chaining submissions together but remembered that it's a pro-wrestling match and not a snoozefest of totes realistic grapplefucks.
its just 90% /wooo/ posters from their general entertaining themselves
Slim as fuck. Her body of work revolves around her attractiveness, as she's done clothing line modeling and works as a ring girl.
I say wait till 2 or 3 years when she getting close irrelevancy. She will throw it all away to focus on trying to establish her career in doing deathmatches against Yoshiko or others.
cant wait for this fraud hana kimura to spend the rest of her career working shit midcard matches against bad white women wrestlers so she doesnt have to pollute good honest respectable joshi feds
Hana putting a dirty old man in this place!
will all wrestle for stardom at least part time. In addition to Konami becoming a regular. They're on their way to best promotion 2017 after two straight terrible years.
they did run 9-11 times a year for like the past 3 years, what makes you think Fedoraman will change anything up? Their Korakuen numbers are solid for a joshi fed running that many shows there, often outdrawing joshi feds that run less Korakuen shows, their Shinkiba shows tend to sell out in advance lately and they even had some decent to good draws outside of Tokyo.
As long as the fedora merchant is making a profit he won't give a single fuck and he surely won't bring in broads that won't put his girls over strongly.
You can expect another Alpha Female reign if she beats Gabi in April tho :P
yes, keep up with the /wooo/ canon please. half the tweets she favorites are of ueki's dick
her twitter is inactive aside from her favoriting stuff occasionally still, all of which is wrestling-related. she is 100% returning, probably this year.
ueki is pretty handsome and oddly sexual