/joshi/ General #2: 385Myankies edition

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>>2085397

>>2085405
Christ, look at Makoto's stomach. It's pretty disappointing how little effort joshi these days put into looking muscular. Tsukushi and Syuri are the only ones that seem to put the work in, and Syuri obviously has reasons for hitting the gym harder than most

>>2085412
Looking thick with big tits is preferred over fit with small tits. Been like this since the 00's.

Men dont like muscles on women.

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Why is Stardom and so shit
why cant they stick to kayfabe too
>>2085406
make me

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>>2085412
That picture is old.

Makoto is in much better shape these days for a hikki girl.

>>2085397
why all these joshis fat tho

>>2085434
never learned how to stay from being gordita as mima shimoda has said

>>2085434
Low centre of gravity makes you harder to bodyslam obviously

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Shiori Akiba is cute and fit as fuck. It's too bad she refused to be indoctrinated into Ice Ribbon's lesbian cult and now works obscure indies like REINA and AgZ. (webm related)

>>2085434
I don't think dojo life is much of a thing anymore for joshis so they pick up bad habits that weren't beaten out of them from living in the dojos months at a time.

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>>2085434
These young joshi should follow by the example of mature woman Ai Shimizu. Take note of the muscle definition and the curvature. Memeko can't compare.

>>2085412
You don't need muscles to kick people hard

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>>2085412

This is old Makoto is skinnier now.

>Tsukushi and Syuri are the only ones that seem to put the work in,

You forgot one. See pic

>>2087129
Damn, now I have a thing muscle gals

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>>2087143
There's also Saiki Reika who may be getting booked for Stardom soon.

fujimoto is flat chested and crosseyed

this thread has its place on jp

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>>2085434

Tsukushi, Fujimoto, Syuri, Shida, Sera, Kaho are all skinny and fit. You could probably put Haruhi and Apple Miyuki in there too.

Yukihi, Iida, Fairy and Ohka are skinny but not overly fit.

>>2087155

what does that have to do with not being a fat joshi? Stick to the subject you unfuckable hate nerd.

>>2087140
Fuck off ut

>>2087142
IS THAT THE MOTHERFUCKING ICE ACE TSUKASA FUJIGOATO?

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>>2087199

She seems to also have extra abs...

>>2087190
fujimoto wont fuck you if you pretend she is a real woman

the fact she has not breasts pretty much makes her inferior to other women

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>>2087211

>>2087216

But does it make her fat?

>>2087223
being fat has nothing to do with her not being fertile after years and bumping and never being able to find a husband

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>>2087227

Wow. I hope you realize right now you're the fucking definition of an austist.

Nobody was talking about her looks, her tits, her fertility, or any of that shit. You got in your own little circle of one and started jerking.

It was about joshi that aren't fat.

Now go look in the mirror and laugh in your own face, if you even have the balls to look that long.

>>2087240
but what does that have to do with tsukka-san not being breedable ?

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>>2087241

Miyako was skinny too once.

>>2087248
miyako is a filthy homebreaker

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>>2087184
>Iida [...] are skinny but not overly fit.

When Iida was doing press for her gravure DVD, she talked about how doing squats and being a softball catcher in highschool helped her develop hips/an ass. She then began wearing skimpier attire and bathing suits to show off her thighs more.

The wrestling business has corrupted this once modest and pure girl.

tfw no Joshi gf

>>2087259
dont do it they will take her away from you and shave her head

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>>2087254

>>2087153
speaking of Stardom, when will Yuzupon start to wrestle. I want to see AI Shimizu vs Yuzupon as Excalibur the guest referee.

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Saori is so pure that she's oblivious to the lewd gesture she's making!

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First for my wife, the cute and loveable Kairi Hojo who is a real pirate

Ugly mayu posters not allowed

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>>2087129
Really makes you think.

>>2087249
Literally never talk shit about Miyako ever again motherfucker

>>2087470
miyako is a shameless slut who parades around with some dude she made destroy his marriage

>>2087474
DELETE THIS

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>>2087474
Nobody cares about whatever failing marriage she pulled the trigger on when she's reshaping the business as we speak

>>2087480
yes nobody cares but when japan doesnt exist in 100 years it will be because of dumb frauds whores like miyako matsumoto

>>2087474
Kasai doesn't even have a functioning penis anymore. He destroyed his own marriage.

>>2087497
opiates abuse will do that for you

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I question your sexuality if you call yourself a heterosexual male who wouldn't commit methodical acts of vigorous adultery with this Fluid Druid.

>>2087516
gross obese chick

>>2087518
wow bodyshaming now how dare you

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>>2087516
Please don't sexualise the Miyako, this was a purely innocent DVD

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>>2087520
Miyako is self-aware of her status as a sleaze so it's fine. It's part of her appeal.

>>2087523
her signature spot is literally her flashing her red pantsu

>>2087519
i think miyako is cute for an old chick but shes gross and fat there

How do we convince these joshi promotions to bring back steel cage matches and head shavings?

>>2087542
> cage matches
Makes sense seeing as these performing monkeys belong in a cage in the zoo

>>2087527
That's a display of flexibility and nothing more, stop spreading misinformation please

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What an adorable couple.

>>2088616
Best tag team in Japan right now

>>2088616
fat old chick and her drug addict bf

>>2088798
And both are happier than you'll ever be. Sucks doesn't it?

>>2088806
it actually doenst because i dont need to expose myself to the 90 ice ribbons old men fan to make a living or have to jump off balconies and take glass bumps to feed my meth addiction

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>>2088793
>Best tag team in Japan right now

Ahem.

>>2088811
literally isnt an active team

low tier fake ''i know joshi'' guys are so embarassing

It's not like no one claimed Kasai was a cheat before he even met her....

>>2088811
Real best friends!

>>2088823
They just wrestled together in JWP earlier this month, retard. You don't know anything.

>>2087155
>this thread has its place on jp

Would /jp/ even allow a wrestling thread?

>>2088830
''earlier this month'' is ''right now''

you literally dont know about TIME you are so clueless

>>2088854
That's twice you've been exposed as a know-nothing in this thread. You're an uncircumcised dweeb who has a very limited understanding of joshi. Keep quiet and observe when the patricians are discussing this art form as you clearly have nothing of substance to offer, you little chicken.

I OWN property in Nihon. I have a vast collection of joshi DVDs. I have photobooks, gravure, and binders of joshi trading cards. I know literally everything there is to know about joshi. You thought you were challenging a plebbit gif wota, but instead you found a GOD!

>>2088913
dear god shut up bish poster you are an even bigger autist than me

>>2088808
Yeah, your poor mom has to work for a living for that.

>>2088913
who the fucks brags about have a slave tier cutted off dick go home dumb american

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Wow Joshi DVD's....

hey bish poster you are literally are a geek from wrestlingforum why dont you hang yourself

>>2088942
FIGURES. You uncircumcised folk are so predictable.

>>2088957
how does it feel to know any japanese girl would laugh at your slave dick kill yourself

I love dick in my ass.

>>2088946
Modern joshi is the art form at its peak. I don't watch that old shit.

>>2088965
because you learned about it about 5 months ago you dumb shit

>>2088913
why did they let westlingforum geeks out their containment cell

>>2088969
Those old bitches didn't know how to sell and spammed flat back bumps. Joshi is so much better now.

>>2088965
Haahahaha


No.

>>2088977
They was told not to sell, and big bumps was popular back then.

Ajw out did them though.

>>2088977
ok what does that have to do with you being a wrestlingforum poster with a small slave dick whose all posts are half made up of memes i created ?

>>2088993
Who are you again?

>>2088999
you dont even know who you are go back to wrestlingforum and getting laughed out of wooo

>>2088963
nice

>>2089006
This must be Identity Crisis-kun. Still working on developing a personality beyond meme-spouting drone? You barely even qualify as a human being, you poor child.

>>2089022
dont talk to me you only exist to get called ad umb piece of shit you dumb piece of shit

this is the only thing you will get out of this thread

you have a mutilated dick you actually dont count as human on the factual scientific level

>>2088962
You're wrong. Circ'd peens are worshiped in Japan. You don't see any nasty foreskined dicks at Kanamara Matsuri.

i will make you leave this thread and i will get you banned from wooo then you will be forced to go back to wrestlingforum you dumb piece of shit

remember bishposter no one cares about your joshi non-opinions you only exist to get called a dumb piece of shit dumb piece of shit boy

>>2089039
>>2089044
You're a living breathing meme. It'd be funny if It wasn't so damn pathetic. Be yourself for once. "Who am I really?" look at yourself in the mirror and take the time to ponder that question, only then will you begin the road to becoming an individual. Then consider circumcision.

>>2089061
i didnt read the post but you are a still a dumb piece of shit dont respond to me and go back to twitter looking for pictures of whatever joshi you just discovered

dont respond to me just kill yourself

Sometimes I like to touch myself to Ice Ribbon. Fight me you marks.

>>2089095
i stopped caring about joshi the moment i ejaculated to a picture of fujimoto crosseyed dumb flat body in a sports bra and realized what these werestlers were good for

>>2089106
>Fapping to joshi

This is why you will never be a real /joshi/ wota.

>>2089125
i dont masturbate to the joshis i like only to the sluts

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>>2089065
>>2089070
>SEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING

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>when an infant /joshi/ general has become a battlezone for wooo gimmickposters
We had a perfectly good waifu thread/occasional actual real discussion thread going on here boys, why did you want to destroy something beautiful? Just because you could? You monsters

>>2089160
you only followed half my orders

>>2089171
this is the place where bishposter gets fucked uo hard

>>2089171
Vagina-kun gets TRIGGERED by my mere presence. At first I thought it was hilarious, but now I'm beginning to think he's actually being serious. I am just trying to discuss joshi waifus with like-minded individuals. I am legitimately sorry if I have caused any disruption.

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>>2088913

>>2089189
now you are stealing the memes from that other idiot you are really getting sad to watch

get your own identity

>>2089200
How else do I identify a person who has NO identity? Who are you? What do you like? Who are your favorite joshi? You're the third wheel meme bot of your little /joshi/ tree house club. Nothing interesting comes from you.

>>2089224
notice how none of your posts gets any responses outside of me fucking you up hard

be lucky i exist because you would still be existing in a pure hole of nothingness and twitter pics

im already putting in the work to get you banned from wooo count your days !

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>>2088811
These geeks are just keeping all those belts warm for the Jumonji Sisters making their return when Sachiko comes back
Any day now

>>2089289
they literally hold no belts are you guys fucking retarded

>>2089335
well then whoever does is keeping them warm, my stance isn't changing

>>2089271
sinoru pls go

>>2089171
i would still blast my cum on her face desu

>>2089251
Why are you behaving this way?

I've literally done nothing wrong.

I'm as innocent as Yankii Princess Yoshiko.

>>2089581
i dont know i just have mental issues and sometimes i go fucking insane over the internet sorry my man

>>2089535
Agreed, I don't even care about her horrendous hairline I would gladly knead her doughy, untoned belly

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>>2089634
that can be fixed just tell her not to do that ponytail shit and we good

>>2088913
Is this the next big /asp/ copypasta?

>>2089171
This kind of shit is what happens when you have a jap womens """""""wrestling"""""""" general

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>>2088913

>>2088946
>bolshoi with a gun
I GOTTA SEE THIS

>>2088965
maybe the stupidest thing ever written on this board

When will Excalibur join Stardom English broadcasting in the near future.

>>2089860
It's actually tragic wrestling killed what could've been a great JAV career. good job yuzupon

maybe its not too late tho

>>2091169
Excalibur should marry Yuzupon

>>2091169
An Infertile mature woman is ready-made for the JAV industry. Thank you, Yuzupon.

Is Dynamite Kansai's retirement show worth watching?

Have sex

>>2091226
I didn't watch the whole show but it looks like they only showed 2 3 matches from this 5-6 match card and the first 2 are clipped down to like less than 15 minutes of wrestling time and the rest is Kansai talking and Kansai's last match and also the retirement ceremony clipped a bit with some old joshi showing up for the first time in forever like Devil Masami. I say check it ou

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wow, this is what koguma looks like now.

i feel old.

>>2091226
The sub-main Mission K4 vs Old Ladies tag match is probably worth watching, Shida & Syuri vs Yamashita & Hiroyo as well

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tsukasa looks amazing without make up.

>>2091359
I refuse to believe this is Koguma

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Someone red pill me on Mariko Yoshida: Is it true she was the best joshi in the world in 98 and 99?

>>2092387
I haven't seen any of her stuff so I can't confirm true/false but she has trained a bunch of good-ass wrestlers so there must be something there

>>2092387
yes

she was also doing Manami Toyota better than Manami Toyota in 1992 before she fucked her neck up

there is this 92 kyoko vs yoshida match you can probably find if you search in japanese on youtube where she casually pulls off insane dangerous dives better than the guys in mexico at the time

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Jesus Christ. Kairi fucked this girl up. Is she always this fucking intense?

>>2092732
kairi hojo has mental issues she wants to hurt people and wants to get hurt

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>>2092732
She's only passing on what Nanae taught her

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>PWG Joshi Tournament soon

How will Quackenbush respond to this

>>2092786
I don't know but whatever he plans if he's a nice guy he'll let Shane Haste in on it since he's in the US now

>>2092778
Wow. Is that on Stardom World?

>>2092786
Where did you here this?

>>2092804
No, but it's here: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x251xjv_kairi-hojo-vs-nanae-takahashi-stardom_sport

>>2092843
looks like jeff the killer from those old creepypastas

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Why is she so perfect, lads?

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worst white belt champion

ugly

>>2092846
Thanks man.

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pig

>>2092940
I'm now going to believe that Fuka intentionally makes these women look like ghouls with her makeup job because she's insanely jealous

>>2092986
fuka is a lesbian and she thinks its hot

>>2092387
She was fucking amazing, better than Toyota at her best.

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>>2092986
Leave Fuka and her teeth alone.

>>2092995
I mean I'm not a lesbian but I do like women and they look like shit

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>Wow, Inspired!!!

What did Chihiro mean by this?

>>2093108
That isn't what that says

>>2093108
chihiro is a promiscuous slut she is basically talking about how she wants to fuck takada

>>2093217
Buddy I would fuck Takada after he gave us Hustle there's nothing wrong with it

>>2092732
Kairi is very sloppy compared to her peers. In one of her matches against Based Meiko they did a spot where Kairi was supposed to throw a spinning back hand and Meiko was supposed to duck under it, but Kairi being Kairi threw the back hand 6 or so inches lower than she was supposed to and nailed Meiko right in the face full force as she ducked down. You could tell that really pissed Meiko off kek.

>>2093819
It's a shame that no veteran gives a shit or doesn't like Rossy enough to associate with Stardom besides Yoneyama kinda who works all over anyway, doesn't do jobs or wrestle any of the higher ranked girls and some old retired American broad who has no idea what the fuck she's doing or where she is at all.

They ALL fucking need that, not just Kairi

>>2092700
>>2092997
Seems like her matches are harder to find, which sucks because I was reading about how she revolutionized her own style in ARSION and I've only found one of the five matches this site lists as her masterpieces.

>>2093830
There's a couple tape traders out there who have ARSION stuff. Just look them up.

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>>2093838
Tape traders? in this day and age? my god that's sad

>>2093866
DVD/Iso traders, technically.

But, I mean.. where else you gonna get ARSION?

>>2093870
true that, also there's still tons of "lost" material that isn't part of mass-buyouts

so im always curious to what else is out there.

>>2093870
There's a couple of full cards on jewtube. But from what I've been reading ARSION was almost as bad as GAEA in the consistency category.

>>2093819
Just saw her promo after Io's heel turn. She's sloppy in the ring but she's one hell of a babyface.

>>2093907
Of course she is, but that doesn't excuse the slop. I actually don't mind safe sloppiness since it adds a layer of grittiness and realism, but there's no excuse for her to bloody a rookie's nose like that or constantly giving herself concussions.

>>2093916
none the concussions were on her except maybe the ganso bomb just because she accepted doing that stupid spot

>>2093916
Hojo stiffing the fuck out of Satomaru's girl Shirahime made the match what it was for me, desu. I guess that makes me a sick person. It's one of my favorite Hojo singles matches to date.

I wish she would wrestle that type of aggressive grounded style more often. I would have hoped her white belt reign would have given us more matches like that in the mid card, but alas..

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>luxury clothing
>alcohol, cigarettes and an ashtray and on the desk
>minors ruaka, azumi and momo reflected in the mirror

a behind the scenes look at stardom

>>2093951
Stardom was a mistake.

>>2093951
Don't see any of that stuff, just Fuka and Mayu bein pedos

>>2093971
Mayu is a victim herself.

Delete this.

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chihiro sitting in a chair is erotic as fuck for some reason

>new Stardom card
>opening match is a triple threat loli match
Welp time to fap I guess.

>>2094039
Its the same shitty cards every show you'd tire yourself out

>>2094044
Mayu vs. Io is apparently awesome though.

>>2094045
Stardom cards are one match shows, no shit it was

>>2094049
A lot of joshi cards are like that these days.

>>2094079
Not fully true and even then, their cards are better

Think I'm gonna go to Japan and start a loli joshi promotion. Mandatory retirement once you turn 17.

>>2092898
Mayufag pls go

>>2094100
it is a doable project

>>2093951
kris wolf casually revealed that at this point stardom is basically the crazy people running the asylum (io) after the nanae near military regime

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poser

>>2094165
Based Nanae.

>>2094165
Alpha did too

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死ね

>>2094170
>>2094181
>tfw kairi will never salute you after she takes your massive load in her mouth

>>2094079
Not to the extent that Stardom is, I'd say. I can find more to watch on any given Senjo or OZ show than I can on Stardom cards

>>2094192
You're disgusting. Hojo would be ashamed.

>>2092732
>le hit your opponent very hard meem
These chimps need to be put down. This isn't wrestling

>>2094330
This

>>2094313
She'd be ashamed of you, but not me desu

>>2094181
>those broad-ass shoulders
so...uh....manly

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Based Kana still working the joshi marks into 2017 and beyond

>>2094354
will lioness asuka ever recover?

>>2094354
BASED ASUKANA

>>2094354
Wasn't there an article around the time of her signing with WWE where she talked about using Lioness Asuka's name?

>>2094507
Maybe that's how WWE spins it but all I've seen Asuka herself say is that her name basically means 'tomorrow'. Since her theme is called 'the future' and her nickname is the empress of tomorrow, it fits.

Does anyone here actually pay for the WAVE network? Is it worth it?

>>2094507
Might just be due to Lioness Asuka having had a few WWF matches.

>>2095055
WAVE has about 10 good matches a year so you could just get it for a month watch all the decent looking shit and cancel it

>>2095395
Fair enough, thanks

>>2095407
>32 unique posters
>last thread had 40+
/joshi/ is over brother

>>2095407
dont laugh at the woo joshi thread its just me and my 4 friends posting pictures of cute girls

>>2095407
I'm on my hands and knees begging you to seek female companionship

>>2095445
>tfw we're not talking about Cat lady Mayu getting a dog
just what are we doing, man?

>>2095055
WAVE has a lot of quality shit on their network, but it's glitched to shit with misdirects and broken urls. Don't waste your money until they fix it.

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All this complaining about fatties and whores and no one is mentioning the rookie of the year

>>2095916
Chihiro was mentioned earlier in the thread though
Hana's fucked as soon as Kyoko retires and stops passing on her retirement run invincibility to her daughter

>>2095919
based rossy will protect hana, dont worry.

>>2095923
he will protect her power level in his own fake wrestling fed and no respectable joshi joints will book her

There's not a single joshi wrestler past, present or future that's as cute as Takuya Nomura is and that's why joshi will never reach the heights of AJW ever again

>>2095961
alright puro twitter

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>>2095969
Nothing I said was incorrect

>>2095992
ok puro twitter

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>>2095952
>skinny
>attractive
>work ethic
>ability to work a crowd
Rossy or no, why wouldn't anyone want to book Hana-chan?

>>2095998
she will be on a stardom contact next year the only thing she will do is stardom, fan events and modeling work

>>2096003
Signing with Stardom can get you those sweet MomoClo gigs though so good for her

>>2095952
>respectable joshi joints

good joke m8

>>2096016
diana is a highly respectable organization thank you

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kek

>>2096038
At first glance Natsu looks like she's hot and then you look closer and realise she's incredibly odd-looking

>>2092997
Well I managed to snag some of her singles matches, but I've only watched her match against Lioness Asuka so far and it was good. Even though Lioness was a real bitch with the no-selling, botching both of her table spots, and simply ending the match spamming her finishers; Yoshida actually managed to make the submission style exciting. Too bad it doesn't seem like any modern joshis used her as a role model because I usually find that type of wrestling pretty dull but it's like she remembered it's still pro-wrestling and it needs to be exciting.

>>2096038
natsu has great fashion sense

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>>2096051
Her massive eyes and the shape of her face remind me of a Grey alien. But she is still cute, hot when she needs to be, with an expressive face worthy of many, many memes.

>>2095478
>talking about butt ugly mayu

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>>2096058
Just watched her match against Futagami and it was MUCH better than the Lioness match. Actually it was a great match period. Told a similar story but infinitely better. Makes me wish this Yoshida-style had caught on.

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i need mayu to dragon suplex me into a coma

>>2096022
Don't forget Marvelous!

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Someone explain Hana Kimura to me. How did this sex kitten come from the loins of the weed-smoking Deathmatch Queen? Is she actually any good?

Don't tell me she's like 15 years old.

>>2096494
I want to smack Mayu on the face with a steel pipe because she's so fugly

>>2096502
I wanna put a dick in her when my waifu's not home

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>>2096502
HANA was conceived during a steamy fling in the forests of Indonesia in 1994, hence her superior haafu genetics. In all seriousness, though: she is very good for someone who has been wrestling for 10 months and already has a sizable fanbase in such a short time frame. She understands how to play the role of face and heel effectively. As a face, she plays a good underdog baby face who makes the fiery comeback or the overconfident super rookie.

Heel Hana is mostly all gimmick; she works to the crowd well. It's almost lucha libre-esque how the crowd responds to her movements, but I guess being an attractive woman in a tight ninja catsuit who does lewd dances will do that.

At 5'4, she is taller than the average joshi so her dropkicks and big boots look especially devastating. She just has the IT factor. I kind of hope the rumors of her signing with Stardom is true as it would help the company out a great deal.

I'd recommend checking out the main event of JWP 12/18. Her best work yet.

>>2096555
>I'd recommend checking out the main event of JWP 12/18. Her best work yet.

Got a link? I'm legit interested in her beyond her lewd dancing.

>>2096555
>I kind of hope the rumors of her signing with Stardom is true as it would help the company out a great deal.
Kana's ex-protege recently signed to Stardom. Her debut match was decent. Has a nasty calf slicer finisher.

>>2096582
Poor Konami

>>2096582
She didn't sign, she's with GSP

>>2096569
It's on Real Hero Drive. Link is in OP: >>2085397.

>>2096582
Konami is signed with GSP, but I agree, she looked good in her debut. Poor Hiromi could barely keep up with the grapplefuckery.

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>>2085405
is this inbred mother daughter incest porn in a trailer park?

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>>2096569
The "lewdness" mostly comes from her Oedo-Tai persona, in Stardom. It's more like teasing and posing, but still entertaining nonetheless.
Dunno if you feel like paying $8 for Stardom World just to see it, though. I do, shamelessly.

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>>2096502
She's like 19

>>2096679
I've been thinking about getting Stardom World and NJPW World actually.

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>Mastadon Meiko

>>2096690
Wait till DDT Universe comes out and get better joshi and male fujoshi puro at half the price and a free month, dude

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nagasaki is pure

>>2096699
I'd be perfectly fine with the Scorpion Queen taking TRT once she hits 40 so she can keep wrestling at a high level (and so she can become a muscle monster again).

>>2096679
HNNNNNNNG

Also can someone spam some rare Hojos I'm all out of em

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>>2096952

>>2095055
>paying for anything wrestling related

>>2096963
muh dick

>>2096988
>being a poorfag

>>2096555
Do people actually think this? Hana Kimura is fine and all but still green as goose shit and it shows. There's far more impressive rookies this year

>>2097105
You can't expect thirsty virgins to care about a joshi beyond her looks.

>>2097090
Being cheap =/= being poor

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>>2097105
>There's far more impressive rookies this year

Any names in particular?

>>2097215
I wasn't speaking purely joshi, so my list would be something like Matt Riddle, Takuya Nomura, Chihiro Hashimoto. Probably Ben-K from DG as well although he's a lot closer to Kimura's level than the others
Whichever way you slice it Chihiro has had a far better first year though

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>>2096963
DELET THIS MAYUFAG REEEEEEEEE

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>>2096952
Get a Twitter, man.

Do people genuinely like Yoko Bito or is it just memeing because I see so many Stardom fans talk about how great she is and how AMAZING her kicks are but I don't think I've seen her be anything more than average

>>2097350
I can't get passed her weird ass face. BY Ho is pretty decent as a team, though, if it helps.

>>2097462
>I can't get passed her weird ass face
She's a 30 year old woman who was given the face of a 50 year old. Tsukushi has the same problem

Damn Mariko Yoshida for finally making the submission/grappling style entertaining for me and then not spreading it like herpes. This was seriously some great stuff. Kinda crazy to think a brand new style of wrestling was revolutionized by one woman then very quickly disappeared.

>>2097538
you know stuff like RINGS etc existed right

>>2097547
Nah, nigga, this was different than regular shoot style (which I usually do find boring). She mixed pro-wrestling submissions with real submissions yet still worked the match like a classic puroresu match. It wasn't just legit submissions then stiff kicks and violent suplexes like the shoot style stuff. You could almost say it was shoot style lite. Definitely more entertaining.

She took the basic principal of catch wrestling of chaining submissions together but remembered that it's a pro-wrestling match and not a snoozefest of totes realistic grapplefucks.

>>2097555
I think you need to watch BattlArts

>>2097594
More like BattleFARTS amiright????

>>2097605
You talk shit about Yuki Ishikawa ever again and I'll fucking put you down

>the neowooasp meme is real

Based Bretkek does it again

>>2097613
Or how about BattleSHARTS???

Holy shit, a general thread about joshi survived on this board? Must be Christmas.

>>2097656
it only needs a couple dedicated shitposters to accomplish that desu

>>2097668
>43 posters
>a couple dedicated shitposters
/joshi/ is a confirmed draw on /asp/ brother. Those jap girls know how to work a crowd jack

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>>2097656
its just 90% /wooo/ posters from their general entertaining themselves

>>2097656
Why wouldn't it? /asp/ neckbeards can't do anything but post a hat once a day or so

>>2096555
>>2097105

I hope Hana does some huge deathmatches with Arisa Nakajima. She can't keep her idol persona long because of mother legacy in deathmatches.

What are the chances of Hana getting into a deathmatch for 2017?

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>>2098000
Slim as fuck. Her body of work revolves around her attractiveness, as she's done clothing line modeling and works as a ring girl.

>>2098007
I say wait till 2 or 3 years when she getting close irrelevancy. She will throw it all away to focus on trying to establish her career in doing deathmatches against Yoshiko or others.

>>2098086
But Yoshiko will be on top of the joshi world by then so won't need to resort to doing deathmatches with desperate never-was-es

hana kimura will retire before 2019 to marry some pancrase fighter or some shit

>>2098086
The Kimuras don't associate with Nanae/Yoshiko

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>>2097224
Hana is better than all.

cant wait for this fraud hana kimura to spend the rest of her career working shit midcard matches against bad white women wrestlers so she doesnt have to pollute good honest respectable joshi feds

Modern women wrestling will never be big again. No national tv, a rise in sexism and girly girls.

No big money backers, no real top good workers. Too many companies for a niche market.

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Hana needs to do some Gravure vids right away

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Hana putting a dirty old man in this place!

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Is this the rebirth of Stardom?

>>2098170
Rebirth of hardons.

Azumi vs Hana Kimura gonna headline the Tokyo Dome one day...

>>2098170
>maybe 3 good wrestlers there
no

>>2098170
>mayu far away from Io and Hojo

what did Rossy mean by this?

>>2098181
hojo is shit but mayu, bito, io, azumi, kyona, momo and mimura are all at least ''good wrestlers''
reo hazuki is really good a bumping

>>2098189
bito is meh azumi is a meme momo is okay and mimura sucks

>>2098170
Space Sheriff Mayu is about the only good thing here apart from Kyona

>>2098170
in 2017,
Arisa
Sareee
Koguma

will all wrestle for stardom at least part time. In addition to Konami becoming a regular. They're on their way to best promotion 2017 after two straight terrible years.

>>2098200
>implying Rossy isn't just going to double down on shit tier gaijins
Stardom still does better than most other joshi so he has no reason to change things up

>>2098200
They'll fuck it as usual

>>2098200
Running Korakuen 12 times this year, they probably have something up their sleeve.

>>2098211
Santana Garrett getting signed full time is the ace up Rossy's sleeve

>>2098200
returning Koguma is beating Io

>>2098216
she technically is already

>>2098200
stop living off fantasy koguma was basically exiled she isn't coming back

>>2098211
they did run 9-11 times a year for like the past 3 years, what makes you think Fedoraman will change anything up? Their Korakuen numbers are solid for a joshi fed running that many shows there, often outdrawing joshi feds that run less Korakuen shows, their Shinkiba shows tend to sell out in advance lately and they even had some decent to good draws outside of Tokyo.

As long as the fedora merchant is making a profit he won't give a single fuck and he surely won't bring in broads that won't put his girls over strongly.

You can expect another Alpha Female reign if she beats Gabi in April tho :P

>>2098233
her parents pulled her out she is an adult now

>>2098235
she got fired after skipping training and meetings because she prefered spending that time sucking Uekis dick.

>>2098236
...*Takayuki* Ueki?

>>2098225
wouldnt be shocked if rossy came to a compromise and let bear cub bang whatever guy she wants, like he has with hzk.

>>2098239
she likes pics of his dick on twitter all the time

>>2098246
joshi is so hilarious when you realize you can get ''get the fuck away and die'' heat from the marks for fucking guys

>>2098250
Nah I don't believe someone would genuinely torpedo their own career to fuck Ueki. His body hair game is a tragedy

>>2098239
yes, keep up with the /wooo/ canon please. half the tweets she favorites are of ueki's dick

her twitter is inactive aside from her favoriting stuff occasionally still, all of which is wrestling-related. she is 100% returning, probably this year.

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>>2098257
ueki is pretty handsome and oddly sexual

NEW THREAD:

>>2098263

>>2098263

>>2098263

just checked koguma literally liked a pic of ueki on december 25

love is beautiful

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>>2098146
Get laid, anon.

>>2098158
Show some fucking respect to Gran Hamada, he helped train the Arsion girls.