ITT: We predict the order in which the superstars come our for

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>2) Kurt Angle

>3) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4itxCsV3ORw

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>3) Brother Nero

4. Carter

>>1992761
As if he'd ever stop shitposting to get in the ring

5. Bretcunt

6. Triphammer

G.O.A.T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM-hD-iJ9NI

>Implying you wouldn't mark

>>1992774
He already came out at number 4 >>1992761

8. Eddie Guerrero

7. Mantaur

>>1992776
Triphammer, Fedoramen poster, Carter, and Bretchad are all different people.

>>1992783
No they aren't, they are all faggots.

9)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

>>1992789
Yes they are.

10. Sabu

11. ZOMark

12. Gilberg

How hard do you mark?

>>1992808
That would actually be the best time to bring him back

13. Jewbacca

14. Sasha Banks

15. Barneyfag

16. Carter again

17. Hiro

>>1992808
>>1992811
We all know Goldberg is coming in 29-30. Make Gillberg enter right before/after Goldberg to demolish and eliminate him right away.

18. Donald Trump

19. Big Show

20. The Hurricane

21. Shaquille O'Neal

21. Vince

>>1992911

Fix that to 22.

stupid thread

23. This anon >>1992916
Enters and immediately jobs to Sasha Banks

22.Carter
23.Carter
24.Carter
25. Carter
26. Carter
27. Carter
28. Carter
29. Goldberg
30. Carter

24.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEqAwaKaoCc

It wouldn't be a true rumble without the Bizarre One selling moves from the entrants for 30 minutes.

>>1992783
Bretfag is the only different person in that list

>>1992748
I know this is just a meme thread. But in reality
1. Goldberg
2-12. Jobbers and Midcarders
13. Brock
14-19. The top of the card
20. The person who wins
21. Cena
22-30. Cena fodder

25.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA__1iizDfs&t=42s

ARMBAR

>>1992776
apologize immediately

>>1993090
No way Oldberg will come out that early.

>>1993174
They might do it just to make him look very strong

How are they doing the rumble this year? Is it a mix of Raw and Smackdown? Which belt is it for?

1.Goldust
2.Baron Corbin
3.Kalisto
4.Brian Kendrick
5.TJ Perkins
6.R Truth
7.Apollo Crews
8.Cesaro
9.Sami Zayn
10.Chad Gable
11.Sheamus
12.Luke Harper
13.Jason Jordan
14.Kane
15.Rusev
16.Dean Ambrose
17.Finn Bálor
18.Chris Jericho
19.Seth Rollins
20.James Ellsworth
21.Sasha Banks
22.Dolph Ziggler
23.Bray Wyatt
24.Brock Lesnar
25.The Miz
26.Randy Orton
27.John Cena
28.Roman Reigns
29.Samoa Joe (debut)
30.Goldberg

>>1993219
>letting the cruiser weights in with the real wrestlers
Literally never.

1.Goldust
Eliminated by Corbin
2.Baron Corbin
Eliminated by Ambrose
3.Kalisto
Eliminated by Corbin
4.Brian Kendrick
Eliminated by Kane
5.TJ Perkins
Eliminated by Kendrick
6.R Truth
Eliminated by Cesaro
7.Apollo Crews
Eliminated by Rusev
8.Cesaro
Eliminated by Jericho
9.Sami Zayn
Eliminated by Corbin
10.Chad Gable
Eliminated by Luke Harper
11.Sheamus
Eliminated by Brock Lesnar
12.Luke Harper
Eliminated by John Cena
13.Jason Jordan
Eliminated by Chris Jericho
14.Kane
Eliminated by Rollins
15.Rusev
Eliminated by Banks
16.Dean Ambrose
Eliminated by Joe
17.Finn Bálor
Eliminated by Goldberg
18.Chris Jericho
Eliminated by Lesnar
19.Seth Rollins
Eliminated by Reigns
20.James Ellsworth
Eliminated by Miz
21.Sasha Banks
Eliminated by Rollins
22.Dolph Ziggler
Eliminated by Miz
23.Bray Wyatt
Eliminated by Orton
24.Brock Lesnar
Eliminated by Goldberg
25.The Miz
Eliminated by Joe
26.Randy Orton
Eliminated by Goldberg
27.John Cena
Winner
28.Roman Reigns
Eliminated by Cena
29.Samoa Joe (debut)
Eliminated by Lesnar
30.Goldberg
Eliminated by Lesnar after running back in to set up WM match

>>1993162
Already happened like 5 years ago. Shut up fag.

>YFW Buff Bagwell returns

1 Randy Orton
2 Goldust
3 Zack Ryder
4 R Truth
5 Epico
6 Mojo Rawley
7 Primo
8 Bray Wyatt
9 Luke Harper
10 James Ellsworth
11 Braun Strowman
12 Big Show
13 Sammi Zain
14 The Miz
15 Dolph Ziggler
16 Sheamus
17 Roman Reigns
18 Samoa Joe
19 Heather Slater
20 Finn Balor
21 Kevin Owens
22 Seth Rollins
23 Dean Ambrose
24 Dash Wilder
25 AJ Styles
26 Scott Dawson
27 Brock Lesnar
28 Enzo Amore
29 Rhyno
30 Goldberg

>>1993338
Randy and Bray are going to be tag champs they might not be in the RR

26) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-qbWY6yX8M

>>1993225
>Literally Never
More like they literally do it every year.
>Kalisto
>Sin Cara
>Rey Mysterio

1. Dolph Ziggler
2. Sami Zayn
3. Goldust
4. Seth Rollins
5. TJ Perkins
6. Kane
7. Luke Harper
8. The Miz
9. Kurt Angle
10. Roman Reigns
11. The Brian Kendrick
12. Cesaro
13. Kofi Kingston (We need our yearly elimination denial)
14. Apollo Crews
15. Baron Corbin
16. Braun Strowman
17. Chris Jericho
18. Kevin Owens
19. John Cena
20. Randy Orton
21. Nia Jax (Because muh monster woman wrestling with the men would at least get a pop or two)
22. Goldberg
23. Dean Ambrose
24. Bray Wyatt
25. Shelton Benjamin
26. Brock Lesnar
27. Tajiri
28. Undertaker
29. Samoa Joe
30. Scott Steiner

>Final 8
Cena
Undertaker
Sami Zayn
Roman Reigns
Seth Rollins
Brock Lesnar
Goldberg
Scott Steiner

>Brock Lesnar Eliminates Goldberg
>Scott Steiner Eliminates Brock
>Brock and Goldberg brawl to the back
>Cena eliminates Steiner before getting Superman Punched out of the ring by Roman

>Final 4
Sami Zayn
Undertaker
Roman Reigns
Seth Rollins

>Taker eliminates Roman
>Seth eliminates him from behind and celebrates before leaning against the corner
>Zayn does his running kick and eliminates Seth in one of the coolest spots of the night.

>Sets up Bork vs Oldberg at WM 33
>Keeps SD Main event card fluid for a possible Cena vs. Taker event
>Brings in some returning stars
>Feel good moment for Zayn winning.

And that's that.

>>1994338
>21. Nia Jax (Because muh monster woman wrestling with the men would at least get a pop or two)

...but she's a heel

>>1994338
Except for Nia being in it so soon and Steiner as number 30 i like it. Swap him with like Taker and i would love it

>>1994353
So was Beth Phoenix... or was she?

I don't know, she was always a fucking grey area.

>>1993184
He will gas out in literally two minutes. I wouldn't put him anywhere earlier than 29.

>>1994338
nia jax should get slimed if she enters the rumble