>Neckbreaker
>Never breaks anyone's neck
>moonsault
>not actually performed from the moon
>>1771335
>Royal Rumble
>No real Royalty invited
>Women's Revolution
>Nothing's changed
>>1771335
>First blood match
>Rambo isn't involved
>Handicap Match
>No handicaps involved
>November to Remember
>I forgot
>No Mercy
>You can win via submission
>>1771345
ALBERTO DEL RIO IS MEXICO'S GREATEST EXPORT MAGGLE! HE'S GOT THE BLOOD OF SPANISH ROYALTY!
>Armageddon
>World doesn't end
>Big Show
>is a person and not an event
>The Rock.
Is not a mineral
>Roman Reigns
>No Roman legionnaire gimmick
WWE, you defecate and you write, 'Hello, everyone!'
>Abyss
>Look at him and he doesn't look back at you
>Money In The Bank
>The briefcase you're trying to win doesn't contain a cash prize
>>1773441
This is the best one.
>no way out
>everyone leaves after event is over
>brawl for it all
>nobody got anything
>the deadman
>hes alive
>rock bottom
>they could be slammed lower
>world wrestling entertainment
>is not entertaining
>>1771366
Mike Awesome (c) (with Judge Jeff Jones) defeated Masato Tanaka to retain the ECW World Heavyweight Championship
Rob Van Dam (c) (with Bill Alfonso) defeated Taz to retain the ECW Television Championship
Rhino and The Impact Players (Justin Credible and Lance Storm) (with Jason Knight and Dawn Marie) defeated Raven, Tommy Dreamer and The Sandman (with Francine)
>>1773774
>anon used Wikipedia
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
>>1773743
Bart Gunn got something: he got KTFO
>no count
>vampires actually aren't involved
>>1773777
>implying that show wasn't fucking awesome
>>1771356
Shoulda posted a gif of bork beating up that one legged dude