Favorite Wrasslers

Macho King >>1767995

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I like angry mexican midget

As a kid it was Sting and Ultimate Warrior, as a teenager it was Mankind, now it's like who gives a shit they're all indie marks but maybe Cena just because he's clearly so much smarter than everybody. I dunno.

>>1768008
>Cena
>smart

Que?

>>1767991
>liking a mediocre wrestler after he killed his family.
Any kind of sane being would've been soured off him by now

>>1768010
Que que? He's a lot smarter than anybody else, his mic work shows that, his continued presence shows that. I know wrestling doesn't draw in the luminaries of the scholarly world or anything, but he's clearly more intelligent than the average person.

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>>1768012
>mediocre wrestler

>>1768016
>his mic work shows that,

Yeah, those promos that ignore facts to petulantly undermine his opponents sure indicate brilliance.

Don't forget his CLASSIC line about his opponent having no testicles.

>>1768023
Yes, they do. Not sure why you are being sarcastic. Maybe you're stupid?

>>1768031
If you're not sure why I'm being sarcastic you're the dumb one here, pal.

>Cena is more intelligent than Kane or Xavier

>>1768021
Only relevant after haitch put him over. Even then it wasn't the main WWE title he won.

And he's a Smark favorite because he can't talk for shit or cut a decent promo like their husbando dbry.

>>1768036
>studying philosophy
>being libertarian
>intelligent

>>1768037
>Benoit was only relevant from 2004

18+

>>1768036
I like Kane a lot, and he's clearly intelligent.

Xavier is just a reference happy nerd, I'm not sure he's intelligent or just caffeinated. Anyways, you're stupid for having your feelings hurt but I apologize anyways.

>>1768045
Xavier is going for a PhD in psychology you twit.

>feelings

Child, if you think my feelings are hurt it, again, you're the dumb one here.

>>1768037
He looked like a fucking roided out psychopathic monster though, which is how he got over with the regular audience. Can't say the same for D Bry, who would have never gotten over in the Attitude Era

>>1768037
>Only relevant after haitch put him over.
Wow, you need a promoter and a booker to decide that you're going over or getting pushed to become famous, who would have thought that?
>Even then it wasn't the main WWE title he won.
It was the main event at WrestleMania on the A-show, you dumbshit.
>And he's a Smark favorite because he can't talk for shit or cut a decent promo like their husbando dbry.
No, he's a smark favourite because he's arguably the best in the ring ever.

>>1768049
>Bryan never would've gotten over in The Attitude Era

Conversely, in MY hypothetical he becomes an even bigger star than Austin.

>>1768048
>Child, if you think my feelings are hurt it, again, you're the dumb one here.

I know your feelings are hurt because you're the one insulting people and crying I didn't mention two fucking wrestlers.

>going for

Yawn.
Tweet me when he gets it.

>>1768053
What a hellish reality that would be. My condolences.

>>1768053
>Vinny Mac giving a manlet a push in the 90s

My fucking sides.jpg

>>1768055
>lol u said a mean word to me that means you're upset

Cute defense mechanism.

>crying

And now you're just outright projecting.

>>1768062
Again, I'm sorry Kofi.

>>1768065
>hurr you're a wrestler his friend or some shit

No wonder you think Cena is smart if your bants game is THIS weak.

>>1768060
You really missed the point there, didn't you?

At least your anti-smarklet cucc tears were delish.

>>1768061
>Vince indulging his petty whims while WCW ate his lunch every Monday

>>1768042
Scratch that, he was only relevant when after he killed his family. A 1 time reign with a shit title does not make him relevant.
>>1768049
>monster
There's no such thing as a 4 foot monster
>>1768051
Only fans of ring skill would still be talking about him now if not for the shock murders. Considering mandrama has always included more than fake fighting it makes him look like a stunt man in a movie that can't act.

>>1768104
You have to be over 18 to post here.

>>1768072
lol ironic

>>1768106
You have to rely on memes less

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My favorite is the botch, Sassy Brinks

>>1768117
Don't need anything more when it comes to >>(You)

>>1768123
Because you can't provide any more without being corrected again