>"My client BARRAACKKK LESNAR is upset over the comments you wrote about him online"
>Brock then yanks your arm towards him and quickly yet gracefully throws you on top of his shoulders
>he steps over and his hips begin to twist
what do /asp/?
Do a 360 and walk away
>>1761016
Cain made him do a cartwheel or whatever it's called.
Hurricanrana and hook the leg
Turn 90 degrees and get slammed on the mat
>>1761016
Reverse it into a sleeper hold
Take the f5. I've always wanted to take that, a stunner, and a rock bottom.
>>1761016
RKO outta nowhere.
Sit-up like Undertaker and low blow him multiple times and ask Sable if she wants to know what 7 inches feels like
>>1761016
Kiss his back
>>1761016
I bend my knees, crouch slightly, whip off my pants and spray liquid shit out of my ass while spinning in a circle like a human chocolate fondue.
>>1761016
Hug him tightly with apparent affection and kiss him while whispering "hit me or kiss me, bitch"
>>1761016
Suck his 3 inch steroid infected dick
I would no-sell it.
barack lesnar?
My friend F5'd me once... shit's cool but it gets crazy and scary going into the spin and then having to protect yourself.
Best Counter?
>Take the arm and bring him down for a crossface
surrender boipucci
>>1761016
Crucifix
I would be his bitch
He's the ultimate alpha male
>>1761016
Say "either kiss me or F5 me"
It's likely he'd stop and kiss.
>>1761054
She already does. It was more than she could handle.
>>1761155
And gain the powers of a 3 inch steroid infected dick.
>yfwn brock lesnar riding you