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>"My client BARRAACKKK LESNAR is upset over the comments

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>"My client BARRAACKKK LESNAR is upset over the comments you wrote about him online"
>Brock then yanks your arm towards him and quickly yet gracefully throws you on top of his shoulders
>he steps over and his hips begin to twist

what do /asp/?
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Do a 360 and walk away
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>>1761016
Cain made him do a cartwheel or whatever it's called.
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Hurricanrana and hook the leg
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Turn 90 degrees and get slammed on the mat
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>>1761016
Reverse it into a sleeper hold
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Take the f5. I've always wanted to take that, a stunner, and a rock bottom.
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>>1761016
RKO outta nowhere.
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Sit-up like Undertaker and low blow him multiple times and ask Sable if she wants to know what 7 inches feels like
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>>1761016
Kiss his back
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>>1761016
I bend my knees, crouch slightly, whip off my pants and spray liquid shit out of my ass while spinning in a circle like a human chocolate fondue.
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>>1761016
Hug him tightly with apparent affection and kiss him while whispering "hit me or kiss me, bitch"
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>>1761016
Suck his 3 inch steroid infected dick
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I would no-sell it.
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barack lesnar?
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My friend F5'd me once... shit's cool but it gets crazy and scary going into the spin and then having to protect yourself.
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Best Counter?
>Take the arm and bring him down for a crossface
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surrender boipucci
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>>1761016
Crucifix
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I would be his bitch
He's the ultimate alpha male
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>>1761016
Say "either kiss me or F5 me"

It's likely he'd stop and kiss.
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>>1761054
She already does. It was more than she could handle.
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>>1761155
And gain the powers of a 3 inch steroid infected dick.
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>yfwn brock lesnar riding you
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