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How should he retire, /asp/?

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How should he retire, /asp/?
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>>1583643
Losing to Balor at mania
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Losing to Ambrose at Royal Rumble
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win rumble lose title vs career at mania
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By staying home. I don't want to see him again
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jobbing to ambrose
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>>1583678
this
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I'm still sad we never got the Taker vs Sting match. All this "Dream Match" shit getting thrown around lately, but that's the only match I've ever truly considered a dream match.
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Final match against Kane. Buried Alive.

They both fall into the hole and after they are buried, a single lightning strike hits.

The end.
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>>1583694
That would be awesome
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>>1583694
this. they both grab eachothers neck for the choke slam and then fall into the hole, which bursts into flames, refs and medics run out and the hole is just empty, and neither ever show up on wwe ever again
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>>1583731
>refs and medics run out and the hole is just empty,

That would work for a coffin match, to reference that old coffin match when Taker was thrown in and then Kane attacked it with an axe and set it on fire and then Taker disappeared.
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Pinned clean by Cena or Reigns.
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>>1583751
Kek
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>>1583751
This
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One superkick from Ziggles.
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He's going to retire after losing clean to baloring and you all know it
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>>1583643
vs John Cena for the WWE Championship , Hell In A Cell Match at Wrestlemania 28
vs Bray Wyatt at Wrestlemania 30
vs Sting at Wrestlemania 31

Now? The Undertaker vs John cena at Wrestlemania 33 is the best option.
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demon balor will retire him
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>>1583897
This. Word has it Taker hand-picked Cena to retire him a few years back and it was intended to go down at 32, but Cena had that injury and wasn't in good enough condition.
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>>1583904
I'd rather see Kane retired by Balor in a demon v demon feud.
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The Raw after Survivor Series: Finn Balor nearly won the Fatal Four Way for the Divas Championship against Dolph Ziggler, Cody Rhodes and Ric "Charlotte" Flair. It's a tragic event to his fans. He goes to the ring on a wheelchair pushed by his mentor and rumored boyfriend Daniel Bryan. The crowd is completely silent, partly out of sadness but mostly because of boredom.

"Ladies and gentlemen... WWE Universe... I'm sorry, but I've failed. I am unworthy to be the Divas Champion as unlike Charlotte I am a very small man. I am nothing more than a wannabe who can't talk, can't even wrestle, but just kick people like everyone in NXT does. I am a vanilla midget. But I won't go down without a fight - without someone fighting my battle for me just like a true manlet would do. At WrestleMania, I know all of my fans who are much more qualified heavyweights than I am have been dreaming that I would become the next Undertaker ever since Bray Wyatt completely failed to do so. But a real man has to step up to the plate. Why should they help, you might ask?" (he holds Bryan's hand in seriousness) "Because I have the signatures of every pansy jobber manlet in the company. We will all retire together if you can become the next Undertaker for us. And now, here is the one who will do it. Someone tough. Someone who's like Superman. The Big Dog, Roman Reigns!"

Roman Reigns walks out to one of the biggest cheers since the Attitude Era.

"Taker, I know WrestleMania's your backyard. And I know there are two kinds of people in this world, those who belee dat, and those who don't. If you ain't down with the Juggernaut, then you're gonna go down like the Hindenburg. So I challenge you to a match - not just a match, but a duel. In the desert. On top of a cliff. You talk about resting in peace, but I'll give you a taste of your own poison. Belee... dat!"

(1/2)
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>>1583678
His legacy feels like it's been ruined by continuing past the streak's end when he's not very good and not putting over anyone
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>>1583666

This.

Demon Balor pins him clean and then absorbs his soul so he has a kayfabe reason to be so strong.
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>>1583912
Have sex. Please, for your own sake
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>>1583927
Should have done a soul transfer into Brock's body desu.
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>>1583927
Bray Wyatt has Kane and Undertaker powers and you know... he lost against The Brothers Of Destruction anyways
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>>1583912

There's no one there at the match besides Taker and Reigns, and a couple immobile cameras. This is to protect the pure atmosphere from the filthy sea of smarks at the stadium. The match gets won by throwing the opponent down the cliff.

They have an incredible bout for half an hour; Taker is using every trick he's used since he began wrestling, but Roman's studied 'dat tape'. "Son..." Taker mutters all bloodied. "I ain't your son yet." Roman goes OOOOAAAH! spearing Taker over the cliff with a slowed down version of Carmina Burana booming in the background.

Ten minutes later, Roman gets up from unconscousness, having been protected in the fall by Taker's body. The crowd thinks he's won. Roman is slowly walking away, walking into the sunset. But then... Taker gets up. This is bigger than the Streak breaking. Roman turns around, and Taker does the throat symbol, blood dripping from his thumb. He picks up his own severed arm. Roman doesn't know what to do. He dodges swings for three minutes but he's hit, and he gets beaten to a pulp over and over with Taker's severed arm. Taker himself falls down out of exhaustion. It seems like it's over. Is it a draw?
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>>1583953
Shoot yourself
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>>1583643
Orton beats Lesnar
Orton legend kills Taker
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>>1583643
On my dick
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>>1583643
Fast
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>>1583751
You spelled "submission" wrong.
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>>1583908
I'd rather see Balor retired.
'Cause he's boring.
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>Taker retiring
>mfw

Never happening
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to HHH at wrestlemania
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>I have to go now, my planet needs me

Note: Undertaker died on the way to his home planet
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>Vince chooses Undertaker to represent him in a match at Wrestlemania. Shane/Trump/Foley/Whoever chooses BMJ
>Vince says Taker is fired if loses
>BMJ beats him clean
>Vince comes out and fires him
>Undertaker gives Vince a tombstone
>He does some 2spooky meme shit to signal the end of his career
>Crowd goes home happy.
>BMJ looks strong, but Vince takes the heat for Undertaker losing.
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>>1585213
>cena

fuck that let a new guy beat him
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>>1585217

The new guys are all gay

Imagine if Flair and HBK had been retired by one of the hot new stars of the day like Carlito or Mr Kennedy?
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>>1585217

Why? You'd be a throwing away the biggest money match WWE could do for little reason. There is no guarantee Corbin or Balor would do anything with the Taker rub. And any new guy who has serious potential could get over without retiring the Undertaker.

The whole point of getting guys over is to do big money matches like Cena v Taker. Dropping money matches to try and get new guys over instead is putting the cart before the horse.
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>>1585227
>bray wyatt ending undertaker wouldn't be based as fuck
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>>1585227
Why not let Bray Wyatt look CREDIBLE and let him get one up on the Undertaker?
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>>1583666
>Having Balor beat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania as the Demon
>Have Undertaker's power passed down to Finn Balor
>See Finn Balor uploading Lego builds on Instagram and dancing to pop music at house shows
>Breaking the kayfabe people like Taker fought so strongly to protect

No.

Wyatt is the only reasonable choice right now if they are going to go down the whole "power passed down" route.
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>Vince buys TNA
>Taker faces Matt in a loser will be DELETED match
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>>1583677
>giving the Rumble to fucking Undertaker

No. He should have retired after WM30.
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>>1585498
Knowing taker be probably goes over. fuck mark, seriously
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>>1585502
What are you on about, Taker usually puts others over.
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>>1583643
Yes after next WM
>SS puts over Bray
>WM puts over Cena
>2018 HOF
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by goldust hitting his final shattered dreams and pinning him clean
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>>1585534

why does everyone want cena?

cena doesnt need that, let somebody else have it fucking hell jeff hardy said he wanted his final match to be with taker at mania just do that and let both retire
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>>1583643
five years ago, ideally
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>>1586376
lol Jeff Hardy get fucked
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>>1583643
By every wrestler that he ever beat, that is still alive, to literally lay down on the ramp so he can walk on them to the ring where Vince will be to give him a big hug.- The End
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They should have just have Undertaker retire in WM31 versus Bray. The streak had just been broken and he may as well just have passed the torch.
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>>1586376
In case you're not baiting, Jeff has fucked the WWE around too many times to have a say on his future if he ever goes there again. They kept pushing him and pushing him, and he kept taking drugs, partying and fucking up.
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>>1583643
>Triple Threat between Undertaker, Balor and Bray Wyatt at Wrestlemania
>Wyatt wins, takes Taker's place as the new supernatural force
>Balor tries to fight and 'save Taker's legacy/soul', Wyatt puts him in his place
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Gauntlet match against the roster, gets put into a coffin at the end and driven out of the arena in a hearse
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Against Kane. There's really no other appropriate way.
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