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ITT: we create a Pro Wrestling Stable for /asp/. First order

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ITT: we create a Pro Wrestling Stable for /asp/.

First order of business, create the stables name.
First Dubs names the stable.
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All Saints Pro
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Cuck Man's Phils
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>>1571250
The anime club
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>>1571255
Nice
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>>1571255
There you go. The stables name is Cuck Man Phils
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>>1571255
The perfect name for an /asp/ stable
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>>1571250
Now we need a roster of wrestlers. The first 5 dubs are in Cuck Man's Phils.

I'm going with Bryce "The Wtestlemaniac" Kanyon. Master of the Kanyon Krusher!
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>>1571265
It's OK, but I think the perfect name for an /asp/ stable would be 18+.
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>>1571281
The Revival
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>>1571281
Ya mum
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>>1571281

Sasha Banks
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>>1571281
Arachnaman
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>>1571281
John Beana!
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>>1571281
Adam Blampied
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>>1571281
Drederick Tatum
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>>1571281
Karl Anderson
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>>1571281
Becky Lynch
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Mike Adriano
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Cuck Bros
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>>1571281
Jay Lethal
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>>1571300
Well shit.
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>>1571300
>>1571311
Adam Blampied and Jay Lethal are the first two members of Cuck Man's Phils. We have three more open spots
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>>1571315
Re rolling for Becky Lynch
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Also, can someone create an official logo for Cuck Man's Phils?
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Jessie Tits
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>>1571311
>Jay Lethal in Cuck Man Phils
It's like pottery.
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>>1571281
Kenny Omega
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No Way Jose
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Ceration
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Kaientai
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Lita
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>>1571281
Hiroshi "WWE fan" Tanahashi
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Mechanical shiva
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Tajiri.
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>>1571250
Shock master.
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Eva Marie
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>>1571281

Manami Toyata
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>>1571344
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>>1571344
The mother fucking Shock Master is in Cuck Man's Phils! Two more open spots
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Phil Brooks
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Gilburg.
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>>1571281
Bo Dallas
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Ryborg
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Lex Steele
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Kana
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123 Kid.
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>>1571250
Linda McMahon
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>>1571355
Phil Brooks has joined Cuck Man's Phils one last spot left
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>>1571281
Brennan Williams
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Broken Matt Hardy
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JINDER MAHAL
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Brutus the Barber Beefcake.
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King from tekken
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Adam Blampied
Jay Lethal
Shockmaster
Phil Brooks
Brennan Williams

GOAT as fuck stable
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Big Daddy V
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>>1571373
Someome photoshop the entire stable together
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>>1571366
>>1571355
>>1571344
>>1571311
>>1571300
Here they are! Cuck Man's Phils! Bow before them in all of their glory.
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>>1571281
the perfect 10 tye dillinger
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>>1571373
Entrance music?
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>>1571376
Please this
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>>1571380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-mTb1YRzBA
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>>1571373
Dubs names entrance theme?
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>>1571380
Post Cuck Man's Phils entrance music. First set of dubs gets it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
rolling for entrance music
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>>1571386
Through the Fire and the Flames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s
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>>1571384
https://youtu.be/Nlh_JJihv4g
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>>1571386
https://youtu.be/DMp93a7AJGE
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>>1571386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
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https://youtu.be/eCiFO7qV54E
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>>1571400
Kek
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>>1571400
god damn it lol
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>>1571400
Christ

ok Face or Heel stable?
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>>1571400
Crawling in my Crawl is the theme song for Cuck Man's Phils!
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>>1571250
Christ almighty this stable is incredible
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Dubs determines if Cuck Man's Phils is Heel or Face
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>>1571406
Hold on, first we need to determine what role each member will have
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>>1571406
Tweeners
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>>1571418
We will in time
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Face
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>>1571433
Cuck Man's Phils will be a Face stable.
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>>1571418
Phil is the leader
Jay is the loose cannon second-in-command gunning for the top spot
Adam is the manager
Shogun is the muscle
Shockmaster is the comic relief/sage veteran advice dispenser
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can we do *too sweet*s?
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>>1571441
In Evolution terms:
>Phil is Haitch
>Lethal is Orton
>Shogun is Batista
>Shockmaster is Flair

With an added in bonus Jimmy Hart-esque shit eating grinning Blampied.
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Cuck Man's Phils is a Face stable comprised of Jay Lethal, Shock Master, Phil Brooks, Adam Blampied, and Brennan Williams. Their theme song is Crawling in my Crawl by Linkin Park.

Dubs determines the role of each member of Cuck Man's Phils
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>>1571447
Phil Brooks-female valet
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>>1571418
Shockmaster is leader.
Jay and Phil are tag champs and both fighting to become second in command.
Shogun is the outsider, probably first to turn.
Adam is manager.
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>>1571447
Blampied is the muscle
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Phil is the narcissistic leader, always gunning for the world title, treats the rest of the stable like family

Shockmaster is the paranoid second-in-command, an old and broken veteran, he's held the midcard title for over a year and should he ever lose the title he'll go off the deep end for good.

Williams and Lethal are the tag team, constantly bickering over their differences(taste in music, political party, taste in women, work-out routine, literally everything). They hate each other but their undiying loyalty for Phil makes them work together and be a fearsome tag team.

Adam is the manager, secretary, designated driver, chef and valet. He recently used a legal loophole to compete for and win the women's title.
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>>1571490
>He recently used a legal loophole to compete for and win the women's title.
god fucking damnit
rerolling for this
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>>1571492
Blampied is the women's champion/manager

Rolling for Phil being the leader who always gets cucked out of title matches by other members of the group and has to shine the title for them with a dry rag every Monday Night Raw.
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>>1571526
time for a try
roll
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>>1571490
Please this so much
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>>1571281
Paige
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CM Phil is the bottom of the Rung (Cuck Man Phils after all)

Shockmaster is the veteran that has to calm down the younger guys.

Jay Lethal is the guy that could be doing well, but the stable's dumb shenanigans keep holding him back.

Brennan Williams is the Weeb that everyone keeps praising for the stables victories, even though it's Jay that actually picks up the win.

Blampied keeps having get rich quick (championship) schemes that always backfire. Everyone blames Lethal. Also he gets the womens championship because that seems to be something everyone wants.
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>>1571576
Only one off so I'm rolling again.
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>>1571281
Re-rolling for Paige
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>>1571526

Rolling this
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>>1571589
It's full already bro
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>mfw no dubs

rolling for >>1571576
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>>1571281

Steiner
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>>1571576
Last time for this.
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RIP /asp/'s stable
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>>1571281
Jonah Hill
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>>1571973
Are you retarded? We already have our people decided
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Jobber stable

The Neckbeards; catchphrase is ironic "Have sex, gain height, loseweight....
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>>1571447

Rolling for >>1571490
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>stupid e-celeb bullshit in our stable

im out
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>>1572202
Jonah Hill?
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Roman Reigns
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>>1572471
>Not having an okay promo maker who's a internet darling to get over ASAP.
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>>1572625
This, it'll only be all the sweeter when the stable falls apart and they all turn on him and Phil
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>>1571576
Give this another shot
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>>1571576
rollong out of despair
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>>1572876
>off by one
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>>1572876
C'mon somebody!
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>>1571490
hire this anon.
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>>1573322
THE DUBS OFFICIALIZE IT, THE ROLES ARE SET
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>>1573322
There it is! Finally!

Next set of dubs gets to pick the Cuck Man's Phils popular catchphrase
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"Suck our Clits!"
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>>1571281
Nicky of Spirit Squad.
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>>1573448
LETS GET READY TO KEK HIM!!!!
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>>1573448
Phil 3:16 says 15 out of 16 people kicked my ass
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>>1573474
My fucking tablet autocorrecting "KEK" to "KEK"

Anyway: Let's get ready to cuck* him
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>>1573480
It did it again KEK
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>>1573468
rolling for based nicky
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>>1573448
IMPLYING
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>>1573482
Holy shit it's not my autocorrect it's the board, cuck in all caps writes KEK
I'm freaking out bros
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>>1573448
WAS HE A DRAW?
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>>1573488
Winrar
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>>1573488
And the crowd have to reply with a massive "HAVE SEX"
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>>1573487
KEK
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>>1573493
I was more thinking that after a victory, as the other guy limps up the ramp, the victorious Cuck Man's Phils wrestler would grab a mic and ask the crowd WAS HE A DRAW?
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>>1573488
As much as I can't stand these topics on this board, I would love for Cuck Man's Phils to ask the crowd if their opponent was a draw.

Anyways, The official cool catchphrase for Cuck Man's Phils is "Was he a draw?"

The next set of dubs creates Cuck Man's Phils first rivalry.
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>>1574778
first rivalry is Cuck Man's Phils vs the entire women's division to get Adam the title
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Has anyone created the picture with every member of Cuck Man's Phils roster yet?
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How can we turn this CM Punk based Nexus logo into a Cuck Man's Phils based logo?
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>>1574788
Lightning bolt into bbc, one into cuck.
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>>1574788
Wasting the dubs on this.
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>>1574798
Thus is the fate of Cuck Man's Phils
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Can we please keep this thread alive?
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>>1575106
sure

>>1574795
rolling
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>>1575142
What are you rolling for, you retard?
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Los Ingobernables de Japon
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>>1575174
you're stupid
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>>1575336
Your*
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>>1574778
Shining Stars
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>>1574778
Vs the Social Outcasts to attempt to claim Heath Slater into their stable
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>>1574788
>>1574795
Someone more talented can do the hard part

>>1575383
rolling this
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>>1575383
Rolling. This shit is too good to pass up.
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>>1571250
2 SUITE
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>>1575383
Don't die, roll
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What happened to the main thread for Cuck Man's Phils?
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>>1575383
rolling forthis
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>>1575383
rolling.
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>>1571281
BIG POPPA PUMP
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>>1575383
rollo
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>>1574778
Cuck man vs a traffic cone
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cuckmans vs the oddities
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Chyna's Penis
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>>1574778
vs the decay on poptv
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>>1574778
BMJ trying to defend the women's division from the dreaded Cuck Mans
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>>1574788
Cuck Man's Phils vs Photoshop to create a beautiful BBC
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>>1574778
vs. the bella twins
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