ITT: we create a Pro Wrestling Stable for /asp/.
First order of business, create the stables name.
First Dubs names the stable.
Now we need a roster of wrestlers. The first 5 dubs are in Cuck Man's Phils.
I'm going with Bryce "The Wtestlemaniac" Kanyon. Master of the Kanyon Krusher!
Phil is the leader
Jay is the loose cannon second-in-command gunning for the top spot
Adam is the manager
Shogun is the muscle
Shockmaster is the comic relief/sage veteran advice dispenser
Cuck Man's Phils is a Face stable comprised of Jay Lethal, Shock Master, Phil Brooks, Adam Blampied, and Brennan Williams. Their theme song is Crawling in my Crawl by Linkin Park.
Dubs determines the role of each member of Cuck Man's Phils
Phil is the narcissistic leader, always gunning for the world title, treats the rest of the stable like family
Shockmaster is the paranoid second-in-command, an old and broken veteran, he's held the midcard title for over a year and should he ever lose the title he'll go off the deep end for good.
Williams and Lethal are the tag team, constantly bickering over their differences(taste in music, political party, taste in women, work-out routine, literally everything). They hate each other but their undiying loyalty for Phil makes them work together and be a fearsome tag team.
Adam is the manager, secretary, designated driver, chef and valet. He recently used a legal loophole to compete for and win the women's title.
>He recently used a legal loophole to compete for and win the women's title.
god fucking damnit
rerolling for this
Blampied is the women's champion/manager
Rolling for Phil being the leader who always gets cucked out of title matches by other members of the group and has to shine the title for them with a dry rag every Monday Night Raw.
CM Phil is the bottom of the Rung (Cuck Man Phils after all)
Shockmaster is the veteran that has to calm down the younger guys.
Jay Lethal is the guy that could be doing well, but the stable's dumb shenanigans keep holding him back.
Brennan Williams is the Weeb that everyone keeps praising for the stables victories, even though it's Jay that actually picks up the win.
Blampied keeps having get rich quick (championship) schemes that always backfire. Everyone blames Lethal. Also he gets the womens championship because that seems to be something everyone wants.
As much as I can't stand these topics on this board, I would love for Cuck Man's Phils to ask the crowd if their opponent was a draw.
Anyways, The official cool catchphrase for Cuck Man's Phils is "Was he a draw?"
The next set of dubs creates Cuck Man's Phils first rivalry.
How can we turn this CM Punk based Nexus logo into a Cuck Man's Phils based logo?