ITT: we pretend to be WWE creative planning for SummerSlam.

>>1519104
How about NO

>Roman begins to lose more and more
>His mental state starts to deteriorate
>Starts quoting bibical passages, rambling about the reckoning
>His eyes grow bagged and bloodshot
>Says the world will end come Summerslam

>On the day of Summerslam Roman Reigns walks out into the middle of the ring
>He doesn't have a match scheduled
>The crowd is confused, the announcers mumble "what is he doing?"
>Roman's sweaty black hair begins to glow a blinding yellow
>He screams "OOOAHHH" and shockwaves ripple through the arena
>The TV cameras sputter and bust
>People are sent flying and exploding on impact
>JBL dies cursing that fucking nigger Byron with his last breath
>The last camera that, by some miraculous luck hasn't exploded, records a live feed with a staticy fuzz as Roman cocks his fist
>He punches the ring mat and a blinding pillar of light sends him hurting towards the sun
>He super man punches the sun, slamming it down towards the earth and causing a cataclysmic event that leaves no survivors
>Alien excavators will find nothing on earth but smouldering ruins floating through space and the skeleton of an old man with balls the size of grapefruits, smattered with what appears to be semen from a post-orgasmic bliss

>Roman Reigns was never seen on WWE television again

Sheamus. Becky, and Slater should form the soulless redhead stable. They literally stole Edge and Christian's souls

>>1519191
Check please

Roman starts raping female talent

Witness the birth of "Roman Rape."

>Roman gets fatter every time he's on TV
>Eventually he's as fat as Kevin Owens
>SummerSlam Main Event
>"Battle of the Masses"
>Roman Reigns and Kevin Owens drunk off an all you can eat buffet must fight
>The ring is littered with food debris
>Winner gets to eat the loser

>mfw my captcha asked me to select all images with Pies