Boo-urns
Boo-urns
Raw is boring as fuck now, my African American friends
real gamethread
>>1515972
>>1516517
This is what happens when you center your product around Booman and Baloring.
Push Seth and Zayn as the top faces, and KO, Roman and Jericho as the top Heels.
TYBC
Based Jericho has got this
MEANWHILE AT WWE CREATIVE
The new camera angles are pretty based
ROMANS SLEEPING
>>1516620
This
nice botch
nice superman punch spam
>that botch
HAHAHAHA
>Botchico
Jesus christ
why is Jericho so underpowered lads
Really, how is a spear a legit finisher?
looks like vince is talking through graves now with that ring rust shit.
ROMAN AND CARTER WORKING THE WHOLE UNIVERSE TONIGHT
>>1516666
QUADS OF TRUTH
>One (1) Spear
Based Fucking Big Dog
Cenawinslol
>>1516659
>370 posts
bump
RAMEN UNIVERSE
Well it's clear that Finn is going to have some help later tonight from some old friends. They REALLY shouldn't have shown that massive "BALOR CLUB" logo on his titantron earlier during his entrance.
ONE STEP CLOSER
Why do they make these stupid tournaments when it's so obvious Roman will be facing Seth at Summerslam?
Raw dies tonight, Roman will beat Balor, and eat the pin to Seth.
This is the last Raw many of us will ever watch.
The DNC is in better shape than Raw.
Laugh at the dying carcass of Raw.
LOL
>>1516659
Eat a dick bitch nigger
>>1516659
Sorry, but you're managing to be an even bigger autist than Carter.
I can't wait for the inevitable run-in during the main event.
is roman finally over?
This Raw's been a solid 7/10 so far
ROMAN KEKS SMARKS AGAIN
>Roman vs Finn
Has there ever been this little charisma in one ring before?
Shit niggas who New Day feuding with next?
>2 fucking treads at the same time
>>1516659
;^)
Do we get a club run in for the main event? Or do they interrupt the tag thing right now?
My guess is Jericho takes out Finn in the ME
>>1516730
>two really slow fatal four way matches
>a diva squash
>a steph promo
>new day segment incoming
>roman vs finn later
Raw's dead, my dude. /smack/ is where it's at.
>>1516734
Club the seal
>>1516734
Enzo and Cass
They need the belts
BUT realistically it's gonna be the Shining Stars
SMARCS BOUT TO GET BTFO IN THE MAIN EVENT TOO.
>tfw Roman is going to leave as champ
>get suspended
>win your 2nd match back from suspension to be in the main event
>probably going to squash an actual talented performer like finn
THANK YOU VKM.
>>1516750
Reignswinslol
what is the point of having literally 2 CENAWINSLOLs?
Reigns beats Balor to go on to beat Rollins at SS. Reigns wins this, Stephanie favours him over Rollins and so begins the long awaited heel turn for Roman.
>>1516733
Any Diesel match.
did anything happen in the first hour?
>>1516762
>actual talented performer like finn
kek
>people think Balor wont win
LOL
>everyone is cheering roman, standing and clapping with their arms raised
>roman was in his match for way longer and did way more than finn in his match (roman was also in a match last night)
how butt devastated are the smarks right now
>state of smarks
>>1516753
>tfw it's absolute shit but I can't not watch RAW because muh Seff
My cable's out, how's RAW lads?
>>1516753
I'm having fun and that's all that matters
Will RR be buried, or Balor buried?
Who ever loses is burying the other
>Balor losing to RR in his current state
>RR losing a big event again
Whoever loses, loses hard.
>>1515972
>>1515972
>>1515972
Real thread.
>>1516779
>Balor
Who?
>>1516779
FUCKING THIS
holy shit roman needs to be punished and balor needs a win to give him legitimacy. Balor is 100% winning, screencap this
>mfw reigns gets more boos from fat smarks than hillary at the dnc
just hand him the title already
>>1516761
I can't wait for SmA+ckdown
I'm only watching this Raw to confirm that I won't be missing out on anything. I can't wait to watch based Cena every Tuesday night
>>1516791
this
God these Smackdown trolls are annoying, I'm about to sign up to wrestling forum, they killed /asp/ and made it lame to post here
>>1516797
>Balor is 100% winning
t.obese smark who started watching in 2009
>>1516556
Zayn....
>The state of Raw right now
>Your main event tonight is going to be BALORING VS ROMANETTY
>The match for the UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP will be Jasethy vs Romanetty or Baloring
>The women's title is of equal importance to the UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
>g-g-guys, roman is gonna get the title they just had to make up so they'd have a title on raw
kek
>>1516815
>Rawtists this BTFO that their show is main-evented by Divas
>>1516790
>Will RR be buried, or Balor buried?
YOu must be new.
ROMAN ALWAYS WINS.
>>1516788
Better than the usual absolute shite we get, but not really that great
>>1516817
overweight smark who started watching in 1994 (started going full time in 98 tho)
>RAWtists stuck with stale jigabronies
>>1516815
>smack down trolls
It's asp in general.
Balor winning tonight with the help of the Club, then getting beat by rollins. Cap this shit, boys.
>>1516790
Neither will be """""buried""""
>>1516815
SMACKDOWN URSELF MY MAN
>>1516824
SMACKDOWN VS RAW IS BACK BABY
>Big E is not dead
Whew
Skip around, unicorns, gyrate
Beyond me why anyone, let alone grown men, think this is entertaining.
Big E's titties are outta control tonight
in before american alpha
my wife loves new day
Based Big E
>>1516821
I feel like they're doing this on purpose just so smackdown doesn't look so bad in comparison
xavier shaved his beard. heel turn was a farce
>homo e promoting homofaggotry
lol
It's not hard to have a title streak when you haven't defended it in 6 months
>At FYE stores
>>1516830
PARTY'S OVER GRANDPA
>this video package
Someone is turning soon. Aren't they?
>$12.99 USD for a box, not counting other expenses
Does it at least come with a figure in the cereal?
>>1516833
>overweight smark who started watching in 1994 (started going full time in 98 tho)
>self-admitted fatty
RAWTISTS, LADS
>>1515972
>>1515972
>>1515972
Real thread.
>>1515972
>>1515972
>>1515972
Real thread.
>>1515972
>>1515972
>>1515972
these guys literally take the piss out of wrestling
dont know how to feel about this
It literally seems like yesterday that they won the tag titles.
Which New Day member is turning heel?
It should be Big E
>>1516874
think phillip seymour hoffman in boogie nights fat
This video package is too damn happy
My girlfriend loves New Day so much, her boyfriend used my debit card to buy her the new tshirt
FYE still exists? The one in my local mall closed down last year. I assumed they all closed down
>>1515972 →
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>>1515972 →
Real thread.
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Real thread.
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wtf is this promo
this makes me cry
>>1516888
I know that feel bro
Lel
>>1516888
The one in my mall is still open but there are barely any CDs. 95% Pop figures and fandom shit like shirts
I hate this. Someone tell me when New Day are done please.
>Picks a black man who looks like them
>overweight nigger smark
>picking a black guy to be an honorary new day member
#blacklivesmatter
go away new day
this is falling flat on its face
>sunny boy
kek
NEWEST MEMBER OF THE NEW DAY
RETARDED BLACK MAN
>dick jokes
So New Day gets a free pass to say not PG shit? Last week Big E made a bunch of masturbation innuendos
I thought the guy with the braids was Jay Lethal for a second
holy shit lmao
Yo Apollo Crews got fat as fuck.
Is this the autist thread?
is this a shoot?
It started off funny but this Sunny Boy shit ain't.
Surely they realise it
>>1516888
just went to my local one this weekend since there was a store closing sale. they still had funko pop figures literally all over the fucking walls.
>>1516877
>370 posts
"no"
Sunny Boy more over than Roman Roids
BASED
can you post the i hate new day backtreet boys pasta?
>black people
>tipping
lost me forever
Is this a plant or just an really autistic fan?
>>1516927
They are incredibly over...yes
BASED SUNNY BOY OVER AS FUCK
I can't take this dumb shit anymore thank god for based Anderson
That was not a real cheer for sunny
SONNYBOY IS MORE OVER THAN FINN BALOR GOOD JOB RAW
Based Sonny Boy
Is the joke he has a weird name? I don't find that funny
Why does Sunny Boy look like a fat bald Ice Cube?
Based Club
>>1516949
it's just carter falseflagging, pay no attention pham
NEW...
DAY SUCKS
Is Sonny Boy working with El Clubbo?
CRASHING THIS PARTY
WITH NO SURVIVORS
Club without a leader is pretty lame.
This crowd is the drizzling fucking shits.
>sunny boy more over than Reigns
New Day needs to be brought out back and shot.
They were funny as fuck last summer when the first turned, but they're stale now.
THANK YOU BASED MACHINE GUN
BASED BURITTO KURABU SAVING US FROM THIS TRAVESTY CRINGEY SHIT
>Sonny Boy not helping out The New Day fight The Club
>Sunny Boy gets a bigger pop than Ramen
Top Kek
>>1516938
You're in the right place
So now that bullet club is on Raw, who do you guys want to be the new club on Smackdown with AJ? I'd like to see them use the ascension as the new ones. They're given nothing to work with and I think they could pull it off.
What the hell was the point of that """""""""""""""""""""""""fan""""""""""""""""""""""""" then?
>>1515972
>>1515972
Real thread.
>>1515972
>>1515972
Real thread.
>>1515972
>>1515972
Real thread.
>>1515972
>>1515972
Real thread.
>>1515972
>>1515972
Real thread.
BASED MACHINE GUN KELLY
>post yfw when the r a c e w a r has started
Balor club when
Holy shit, is The Club racist?
>>1516988
>funny as fuck
FATTY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BASED KKKLUB
>>1516996
classic
>the man everybody forgot
>>1517006
Ku Klux Klub
Wheres Braun Stroman?
he dropped the man that gravity forgot
Theyre finally taking him sriously
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Sheamus has a cool Titantron
SONNY BOY OVER AS FUCK!!!
RETURN OF THE MANLET HEIGHT FORGOT
>Raw is /pol/
Senor Benjamin vs Sunny Boy
WM33
>>1517012
Who's this cutie?
>>1515972
>>1515972
Real thread.
>>1515972
>>1515972
Real thread.
>The Man That Charisma Forgot
OH NO
Monday Night JUST
club would be ok on their own if they just let karl talk more
>>1517006
They are for the subjugation of asians under white cock, so probably desu
>that feel when my name is actually Sunny
>everyone called me sunny boy my entire life
>still don't know why my mom named me this
>>1517031
psh i wish
>>1517023
No he didn't...
>>1516990
May I know what manga/doujin is this from?
new day btfo
The Club so based hahaha holy fuck
>Neville returns with his old non-over gimmick
Butwhy?
>>1517034
This. Don't be part of Cuckster's sheeple.
>>1517047
Who /HotAsianWife/ here
>>1517045
cole didnt say it.
>Hey Big E please stop diving sign
That's funny and true.
>>1517027
>THE MANLET HEIGHT FORGOT
my sides
>>1517050
>We
>>1517012
>Being so thirsty for dick you make extra holes in your earlobes to put them there
lmao
>>1517031
>smack is /fit/
>>1517051
The back of the shirt is the most cringeworthy shit
>>1517051
>The Club so based hahaha holy fuck
>>1517069
we gay now brehs
>>1516889
Fucking get your shit together, anons. We need one thread, doesn't fucking matter which.
>>1517056
Here senpai
>>1515972
>>1515972
Real thread.
>>1515972
>>1515972
Real thread.
>>1515972
>>1515972
Real thread.
DEANMARK BTFO!
AMBROSE AND AUSTIN HOLY FUGGG
>Smackdown champion
>on after Raw
wut?
>>1517084
Everyone is here though
>Mr.irrelevant
KEK
That awkward stare Cole, Saxton, and Graves had to make my sides
Based Curtis.
>Mr. Irrelevant
>Why Curtis why?
>>1517084
THE STATE OF (YOU)
YO
WHY THEY GOTTA BULLY CURTIS AXEL
>Mr. Irrelevant
Laughed too hard.
this raw is really good
>>1517056
>Hot
That silence for Neville
>Mr Irrelevant
>The Man That Everyone Forgot
>Mr. Irrelevant
>Mr irrelevant
They really don't know what to do with him don't they?
i like his theme
How many steroids does Neville do?
THE MAN THE CROWD FORGOT
>Bearded Neville
THE MAN THAT CROWDS FORGOT!
Based mr. Irrelevant better go over that manlet
>Mr irrelevant
BTFO
>>1517113
Neville is nattie
Isn't this exactly how Neville made his debut?
>Axle cutting some shitty promo
>Neville comes out and buries him
FUCK OUTTA HERE AXEL
that was a cool camera angle right then
also sad to see finn manlet getting pushed over neville. neville is superior in every way
So if Axel is Mr. Irrelevant, what does that make Heath Slater?
This crowd is so dead
>Tfw like Curtis Axel
can there be a more midcard match?
The man growing forgot
>the man that gravity forgot
>man that gravity
>man
>that
>>1517113
he is like 5'3 so prolly just ran a basic test cycle prolly some HGH also
Can I just say, while I love Neville way more. I really like Curtis Axel and wish he wasn't treated so terribly.
>>1517119
Wow how does he do it?
THE MANLET THAT GRAVITY FOGOT IS BACK
>mod deletes a 500 post thread and not the other 5 numbered ones
I don't understand this shit
CROWD DEAD
Neville is short, but he's fucking ripped that it's probably evens out somehow in Vince's twsited fucking mind. Not main event, but not jobber either. Add in the actually being able to work, and being one of HHH's NXT favorite's, I think Neville will have a fairly decent in position in the company as long as he wants it.
>>1517124
THE ONE MAN BRAND BABAY
This has actually been a pretty good RAW.
>>1517119
Neville doesn't give me the same tingle in my dingle tbqh desu senpai
>>1517119
wow you are one fucking moron. filtered
>>1517133
Carter is mod, simple as that
Jesus Christ, the crowd is 100% silent. It's really creepy.
I want to watch Bayley poop
>>1517124
HES THE ONE MAN FREE AGENT NO ONE WAAAAAAAAANTS BABEH
>>1517121
I was just thinking that actually. V
>>1517133
Carter is the janitor or has connections
We know this.
THE MANLET THAT HEIGHT FORGOT
Reminder that Curtis Axel beat HHH
>>1516519
err
why was the thread purged?
curtis axel truly sucks
remember his ic stint lmao
>Curtis is still in the 2015 Royal Rumble match
>It's been 1 year: 181 days: 17 hours: 00 minutes
Based Axel getting squashed by a flippy do manlet.
Feels bad man.
>>1517145
The ultimate butterface
>>1517140
damn
>>1517146
>Not one man brand
>tfw his Hogan gimmick was actually over as fuck but then real Hogan went on to blow everything up
Blackened is the end
Winter it will send
Throwing all you see
Into obscurity
Death of Mother Earth
Never a rebirth
Evolution’s end
Neville will it mend
NEVILLE
>>1517145
I want Bayley to wrestle a 60 minute ironwoman match, take off her pants and sit on my face til I lick her to orgasm
>>1517145
do you think it would just be one big long one haha or like a bunch of smaller ones hahaha
>Mr.irrelevant is his new nickname
hehe
>all that heightshaming
DONT CHANGE THE CHANNEL
>>1517154
he has a pretty good dropkick
I purchased SlingTV to check this month out, if SummerSlam pays off, I'll be tuning in every week.
This has been a 8/10 raw so far.
Axel should join the Club desu
>>1517155
he got thrown out the next Monday
>>1517159
I want her butt on my face
>>1517144
>How did he walk like that while splitting!?
>He thought if he dreased like John Cena it would do him some good
Remember when Curtis Axel was in main events and debuted under Heyman?
>jobber buried by another jobber
I hate Neville so fucking much
>>1517001
>No one told him his thread was deleted
>giggling girls.png
>this long ass squash match
these matches should not be over 3 minutes long
And the crowd goes mild.
Squash match went on too long
Crowd is so dead.
Guess its upto Roman to wake them up in the main event.
What a squish match
>tfw Mr Perfects son is Mr Irrelevant
>>1517155
This tbqgdh
>>1517119
Filtered
>>1517160
How sweaty do you think Nattie's ass gets in that suit?
>>1517141
>muh safespace
>filtered
Go back to rreddit you little faggot
who /flavordipper/ here
>>1517155
He was already eliminated by Reigns last Rumble.
They even had to give that honor to Reigns.
i preferred when we had only one divas "match"
>>1517191
fatty pls have sex
>>1517183
it wouldn't make sense to completely bury axel. i dont think the roster is large enough for a traditional jobber. they need him to have some credibility
I see the bulge levels tonight are set to Murder Death Kill. Goodness gracious great balls of fire. If only Randy were on raw.
>>1517170
was thinking about switching from playstation vue to slingtv due to el rey, but the service seemed really wonky. also with vue & sling, it's tna vs lu as far as choosing another channel for wrestling
can someon3 just fucking destroy carter to the point of no return? like we rekt sashafag but carter is so fucking cancerous, i mean i have this pic of him but the fat spic will not stop shitting up this board. /sp/ was at least ok bc there were less cancerous tripfags asides from bretcuck and that devitt fag
>>1517140
>>1517119
>neville
>natty
filtered
>>1517193
I preferred when they left the ring with less clothes than they entered with.
>>1517199
literally have sex please
So when the fuck is this "Cruiserweight Division" being introduced?
After that tournament? Because that tournament is running well into August no?
>>1517160
>>1517189
More than you think but less than you'd hope
>>1517199
Who is this carter? Explain backstory
>>1517199
>devitt
Kek he got ran off cause someone posted his mom and brother.
>>1517199
who is this fat hispanic jon snow looking motherfucker
>>1517199
No way, since MiTB he owns this board.
Just dont give him attetion, I just forget every trip he gets, so Idk which one is Carter anymore
>>1517208
A fat spic who's a Seth Rollins mark to pretends to be a Dean mark.
He shit posts here 24/7
>>1517163
10/10
>that Ben-Hur remake
>>1517208
>>>/wooo/
>>1517199
Is that his butt on a mirror?
>>1517191
I had one on Saturday
>>1517212
Not true except the last part
>>1517203
kiss my ass carter you fat disgusting spic
IT'S A WAR
>>1517220
Did they?
please fuck off second rate bookdust
Haha time for /GayCommunity/
This team MIGHT be better if they were heel.
They are boring as fuck.
>>1517220
You just KNOW
Really glad Kevin Nash squashed this guy in 10 seconds to win the title.
just don't respond to tripfags and they'll go away
>yfw balor comes out as le demon in the main event
I wonder if he'll bring out LE DEMON tonight
>They're already burying Balor
Are you kidding me?
>This Balor promo
Balor is going over isn't he?
>>1517220
Surprised fartfag hasn't replied to this post.
>>1517234
This
>dnc has a more hype crowd
>professional wrestling is less exciting than a politician convention
the fuck is with darren's shirt?
>MOI NAYME IS FEEEN BAHLEURRRR
Literally what is there to like about this bloke?
>>1517212
This. He also samefags most of his responses.
THE TITS ON THAT COW HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>That Illuminati pyramid in the raw transition animation
are the Ascension finally going over? or just jews?
Finnnnnn-kun XD
>>1517235
lel but roman is like double the size of that manlet
>>1517244
Philadelphia > Pittsburgh in terms of crowds, my dude
>>1517219
yeah the guy who posted it has more pics of farter the fat lard spic, i wish he would rek him to oblivion but that aint happening anytime soon
>>1517220
How is her fart game though?
>mic cuts out
kek
NICE AUDIO ISSUES KEVIN DUNN
THESE AUDIO CUTS FAMMER
>THE STATE OF RAW
>>1517236
I think he might. Balor won pretty early in the night.
2 hours should be enough to get all the make up on him.
Going Demon might be his only way to beat RR.
>>1517250
nothing to see here goy. enjoy the main event tonight!
>>1517262
god tier
BASED TOM
Based Big Dog is going to BTFO Baloring
oh my god this ugly fucking horse bitch. i have to turn this off
>>1517274
fake?
>>1517274
>Sasha's tits
>That big
>>1517246
>still hating the irish this much
Englel pls
>>1517274
>Sasha
>That light
Lighter is better but still.
>>1517281
of course
tits and nips you virgin
>No pop Boss
>AND SHE CAN BANK ON THAT
CHARLOTTE GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT
>>1517281
Incredibly fake as in it's not Sasha
Sasha has 0 tits
>tfw when you realize sasha banks looks like a disgusting half blood horse tranny 90% of the time but then kinda qt the other 10%
>>1517274
>tits
Not even a good fake
I saw Balor about a year ago at a live event, he was somehow both bigger and smaller than I thought he would be. Him toeing up to Reigns is going to be awkward as fuck
>>1517281
She is as flat as a board and has a nice little cock so yes fake
>>1517297
Charlotte looks like a horse and is a fridge
>>1517297
she has cute thighs
>>1517300
He's like 5'9, he's one of the smallest men in the company
>>1517302
well tits are tits
i like them
>>1517297
Jeff. Are you still seething?
>>1517288
the nipples are pink you moron
it can't be botcha
>>1517311
>cute thighs
Are you gay? Men don't describe something sexually attractive as cute
>>1517308
>Not liking genetically superior Aryan goddesses
When did Charolette get so much heat?
>>1517322
Are you not?
Pic of Sasha licking out Charlotte
>>1517316
>5'9
Try 5'6
so after finn eats the pin tonight he is pretty much perfect for this cruiserweight thing they're going to do on raw right?
>>1517320
I meant her skin dumbass.
>>1517322
>Dana Brooke will never step on my dick and send me to the ER
>>1517274
how is deancuck allowed to post this wtf. retarded fat spic
>>1517332
I laughed tbqh, first good shitpost in months on here
>>1517333
>5'6
try 5'1
>Dana will never sit on your face and rub her Rock solid tits all over your dick at the same time, while you slowly run out of air and suffocate.
Why even live?
>>1517336
if her nipples are pink it's not a black girl you anime community lover
>>1517337
What's the point of this post?
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT WOMENS WRESTLING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS IS ALL TRIPLE H'S FAULT
FUCK YOU YOU BIG JEW NOSED CUNT
I HOPE YOUR KIDS FAIL IN THE BUSINESS
>>1517324
>genetically superior
>has to genetically modify her tits because """shes""" a walking fridge
>>1517352
Sasha barely qualifies for black Brother Nero
Were those CM Punk chants?
>>1517362
>charlottes tits are fake
Ever heard of a push up bra?
I think Charles loses her title here to make Cole say "how unpredictable raw can be, watch it people to make sure you're not missing anything!"
Charlotte needs to wear those smaller shorts like she was at battleground.
She got a nicely shaped bum
>>1517348
Please get laid
>>1517332
underrated shitpost
>>1517370
>barely qualifies for black
she wears a fucking weave
Reminder that """"""""""Women's Wrestling™"""""""""" is literally nothing but a pissbreak with slowly declining quality eye candy.
>Realized Fox is on Raw now
How soon until she gets bullied by Nia Jax?
>>1517378
pics?
Sasha is so fucking hideous.
>>1517455
DELETE THIS
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER
I KNOW ROYMEN IS SHITE AS INDIAN FUCK BUT I THINK HE'S MUCH BETTER FACE THAN THE DEMANZ FINN LEGOLOR
LEGOLOR IS A FAG AND CANT CUT PROMO FOR SHIT
WELL ROYMEN CANT PROMO AS ALL HELL COMBINED TOO
WELL RAW IS FUCKED
>>1517424
Jeez, how long has it been since she was on TV?
>>1517501
licking asses is a tough job
Great match so far.
Wew lads, has a womens match ever gotten a holy shit chant.
>>1517485
have sex