>There are fags browsing /asp/ RIGHT NOW who are actually gonna tune in to watch the show without the world champion
Don't you faggots have anything better to do with your lives? So pathetic. Enjoy Romanetty and Rollinetty, I'll stick with the winning team. /Based Deano/
DEANETTY IS GONNA GIVE THE TITLE BACK, YESTERDAY WAS JUST A RUSE
>there are fags that WANT to watch and tune in for deanetty
Deans based ya nerd. Im watching 2night just to see the trainwreck.
>3 hours of womens """""wrestling"""""
>Babby dick rollins
>most important title on the show is the women's championship
rawtist mass suicide when?
>Fall for the Raw meme
>Get a tattoo on my knuckles for Monday Night Raw
>We get the two Marty Jannetty's of the Shield
>We get the bitches and whores
>We get Baloring
>We get Brock Lesnar, who pretty much never appears on TV and might as well not exist
>We get to see Sami Zayn VS Kevin Owens #20563856778 through #22956464522
>We get to see Chris Jericho continuing to deal with his middle-age crisis
>We don't even have the World Championship, Rusev is our fucking top superstar
>Stephanie McMahon will be on every week
What should I burn my hands off with, bros? I'm so fucking embarrassed.
>Dean Ambrose is Deanetty
>Seth Rollins is Rollinetty
>Roman Reigns is Romanetty
You fags do know that calling someone Netty makes no sense if there's no fucking Shawn Michaels equivalent, right?
>mfw RAWtists will have literally unironically womens """"wrestling"""" as main event at some point
spineless treacherous double-faced cucks are not welcome on /asp/
i don't want any fucking smackuckdown faggots on my raw threads
>womens """"""wrestling""""""""" is main event of Raw
Enjoy Lynch and Natalya, Downs Syndrome Smacucks.
>rawtists think we care about the women's division because it's the biggest thing on their show
You faggots realize both shows are going to be absolute shit right?
WWE can't just use what they did on RAW and carry it over to Smackdown every week. Now they actually have to come up with 5 hours of tv.
>he has Horsefaced-tranny and Charles Flair as his Main Event
Thank god you Smackucks only have two hours. Imagine Alberto Del Rio, Bray Wyatt and the fucking Miz having to fill in for the third one.
>S-S-SMACKDOWN IS T-T-THE W-W-WRESTLING S-S-SHOW, W-W-WE S-S-SWEAR!
>No Seth Rollins
>No Sami Zayn
>No Kevin Owens
I can't even tell who's being ironic and who isn't, but I love that this is the exact mentality that WWE is trying to foster
>Muh RAW VS WCW
>Muh ratings war
That's when I knew I was Smackdown 4 lyfe. This kind of PC mentality is exactly why they lost the World Champion.
Bought my Smackdown shirt and hat. Who else?
Same here brah. I realised I wasn't a fedora wearing feminist or a BLM member, so Smackdown was the obvious choice. I'm glad that WWE has a liberal containment show for the rawtists. Keeps them away from the white man's world title.
>tfw sd gets a 5.0 and raw gets a 1.5
>obese smarks still getting worked by based BMJ and based Memeton
>a-atleast we still have our vanilla midget i-indie darlings
They obviously need a few women giving out blowjobs in the locker rooms to keep morale up, you stupid RAWtist. They're disposable whores and nothing else.
>Seth Rollins, Sami Zayn and Finn Balor trying to get a date with Sasha Banks or Charlotte but getting turned down over and over again because they aren't progressive enough and they haven't given up their main event spots for the Women revolution yet
>Meanwhile, Dean Ambrose comes in Becky Lynch's, Natalya's, Naomi's and Alexa Bliss' faces
I know which show I'm watching.
>Smackdown have like 5 tag teams
>No tag team championship
SMACKUCKS WILL DEFEND THIS
I'm watching both because I have 0 friends and I have nothing to do on a monday night and tuesday night
It's like a bad habit you can't help
>W-we have w-wymyn and t-tag teams!
The state of Rawtists.
>Implying we won't have the US Title become much more prestigious while the WWE title wallows in its mediocrity
>RAW: Seth Rollins, Finn Balor, Sami Zayn, Cesaro, Kevin Owens and Brock Lesnar facing each other for the title
>Smackdown: Deanetty, Bray Wyatt, Zack Ryder and Mojo Rawley fighting for the "prestigious" WWE title
Enjoy, Smackucks. LMAO
NEW WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
CRUISER WEIGHT TITLE/DIVISION
>the US Title become much more prestigious while the WWE title
>rawtists actually believe this
>their top title was on the line yesterday vs a smackdown jobber
>raw:baby dick, Baloring, ZZZayn, Memesaro, Kevin Obese, and a guy that only shows up for the big four PPVs
>RAW loses a title when they have double the chance of winning
>Get so BTFO'd they have to make their own make-believe titles for the poor losers so that everyone can be a champion
>RAWtists are proud of this
>thinking Brock would be okay with anything but the main WWE title
>not liking based Zack
how will rawtists ever recover?
>Smacklads faces when Rawtists want an intergender championship because they don't even know the gender of their top champion
WWe title relegated to pre-show and USA title is Main Event. Rusev is top champ deal with it
They just can't stop
>Bumgay Shite Raw
Commissioner: Feminist who only has her spot because her daddy runs the company
General Manager: Disgusting cuckolded feminist who allows his daughter to court a clown
Champions: A low-card slav who gets five minutes per-PPV against nobodies and can't keep his bitch in check. Three niggers. A glitter-blasted Hank Hill who gets pushed because her daddy was famous three decades ago, and a belt for L I T E R A L manlets.
General Manager: Absolute champ who left his father's tyrannical claws to pursue his own business ventures, and returned for a love of the business to put his body on the line for the pure spectacle. Top lad.
General Manager: Most over wrestler since Stone Cold. Universally acclaimed technician, universally beloved persona.
Champions: Successful White Males.
I'm the guy who made all of them except the Ryder, AJ, American Alpha, and multi-logo ones
>Good thing my interest in them doesn't begin and end with sex you creepy fuck. They're athletes and warriors and get so much shit from the industry and they deserve to be recognised. Fuck your MRA bullshit that can't handle treating women with basic respect.
What did /raw/ mean by this?