>There are fags browsing /asp/ RIGHT NOW who are actually

>>1514556
The first ever Stephanie McMahon Heavyweight Championship will be awarded tonight, and that's the most prestigeous title in the company.

SD got based renee too

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>>1514556
DEANETTY IS GONNA GIVE THE TITLE BACK, YESTERDAY WAS JUST A RUSE

D-D-DEEEEELEEEEEEEEETE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

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>>1514565

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>there are fags that WANT to watch and tune in for deanetty

>ITT falseflagging smackdown cucks knowing their show is going to be shit.

>>1514556
Says the fag who will tune into the show featuring becketty lynchetty

>>1514573
Deans based ya nerd. Im watching 2night just to see the trainwreck.

>3 hours of womens """""wrestling"""""
>Vanilla midgets
>Boreman reigns
>Babby dick rollins
JUST

>>1514573
It's a lose/lose situation. Whichever brand you watch is going to have a sheildetty in the main event.

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>>1514556
>most important title on the show is the women's championship
rawtist mass suicide when?

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>>1514573
DELETE THIS

>>1514582
It's the US championship held by based Rusev

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>>1514573
>le janetty meme
kill yourself memer

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>>1514556
>Fall for the Raw meme
>Get a tattoo on my knuckles for Monday Night Raw
>We get the two Marty Jannetty's of the Shield
>We get the bitches and whores
>We get Baloring
>We get Brock Lesnar, who pretty much never appears on TV and might as well not exist
>We get to see Sami Zayn VS Kevin Owens #20563856778 through #22956464522
>We get to see Chris Jericho continuing to deal with his middle-age crisis
>We don't even have the World Championship, Rusev is our fucking top superstar
>Stephanie McMahon will be on every week
What should I burn my hands off with, bros? I'm so fucking embarrassed.

>>1514595
Uso's extremely unenthusiastic face always gets me

>>1514556
I'm tuning in to Smackdown tomorrow night DESPITE the fact that Dean is still champion, not because of it

>>1514595
>dead crowd
>crossed arms
>zigglers face
>usos face

>>1514597
>We get the bitches and whores
so do smacucks

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>Dean Ambrose is Deanetty
>Seth Rollins is Rollinetty
>Roman Reigns is Romanetty
You fags do know that calling someone Netty makes no sense if there's no fucking Shawn Michaels equivalent, right?

>>1514614
none of them are remotely attractive so who gives a fuck

>>1514617
>Rollinetty
>Romanetty

No one has ever said this. There is only one deanetty, ya newshit

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>I'm gonna watch the two shows
LOL, NO YOU AREN'T YOU IDORT

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>>1514614
>he gets Steph forcing muh divas revolution

>>1514627
>the jannetty of the group
>is the world champion and pinned both Ramenetty AND jasethy clean

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>mfw RAWtists will have literally unironically womens """"wrestling"""" as main event at some point

>>1514642
>the women's title is their biggest title

Fucking can't make this shit up

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>>1514629
this
spineless treacherous double-faced cucks are not welcome on /asp/
i don't want any fucking smackuckdown faggots on my raw threads

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>womens """"""wrestling""""""""" is main event of Raw

>>1514657
Lmao have your threads rawtist, we'll be too busy discussing the WORLD TITLE scene.

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Enjoy Lynch and Natalya, Downs Syndrome Smacucks.

>>1514650
it isn't

How are /raw/tards even gunna stay awake for 3 hours with such a shit roster

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>>1514668
>rawtists think we care about the women's division because it's the biggest thing on their show

>>1514668
kek this

>>1514556
>"And with #2 pick with the entire roster available, we will pick, a women!"

What did RAW mean by this?

You faggots realize both shows are going to be absolute shit right?

WWE can't just use what they did on RAW and carry it over to Smackdown every week. Now they actually have to come up with 5 hours of tv.

>>1514675
They are all progressive BLM supporters who will fight through to see the women in the main event be a useful IT'S 2016

>>1514674
Yes it is.

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>>1514668
>he has Horsefaced-tranny and Charles Flair as his Main Event

>>1514675
Thank god you Smackucks only have two hours. Imagine Alberto Del Rio, Bray Wyatt and the fucking Miz having to fill in for the third one.
>S-S-SMACKDOWN IS T-T-THE W-W-WRESTLING S-S-SHOW, W-W-WE S-S-SWEAR!
>John Cena
>Randy Orton
>No Seth Rollins
>No Sami Zayn
>No Kevin Owens
>No Cesaro
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAAAAAAO

>raw champions currently consist of a woman, niggers, and an eastern euro (niggers of europe)
>Smackdown have two white men

Are rawtists race traitors, cucks, or both?

>>1514687
The highest championship on Raw is the United States championship

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I can't even tell who's being ironic and who isn't, but I love that this is the exact mentality that WWE is trying to foster
>Muh RAW VS WCW
>Muh ratings war
Pfhahahahaha

>>1514698
>No world champion

Who is Charlotte going to face in your main event lmao

>>1514704
>US title

You know a Smackdown jobber got a shot at that? lmao

>>1514693
one million times better than becketty even existing on the roster

>>1514608
>Z-Uce

>>1514711
Why are you so obsessed with the women's division rawtist? You realise that they'll struggle to even get air time on Smackdown?

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>>1514702

>>1514668
LMAO THIS

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>>1514683
That's when I knew I was Smackdown 4 lyfe. This kind of PC mentality is exactly why they lost the World Champion.
Bought my Smackdown shirt and hat. Who else?

>>1514727
>PC
the 6th pick for smackdown was a 'woman'. above the ic champ. theyre no better

>>1514556
>>1514565
>>1514571
>>1514573
>>1514583
>>1514597
Some OC dude should make more of these retarded images. These threads crack me the fuck up.

>>1514727
Same here brah. I realised I wasn't a fedora wearing feminist or a BLM member, so Smackdown was the obvious choice. I'm glad that WWE has a liberal containment show for the rawtists. Keeps them away from the white man's world title.

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>tfw sd gets a 5.0 and raw gets a 1.5

>>1514737
have sex redditor.

>>1514734
>i-its just as bad picking a woman 6th as picking one 2nd

Kys rawtist

>>1514739
wwe doesn't have enough fans to even get a 4.0 rating anymore

>>1514748
The world will tune in to see Cena and BaseDean

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>>1514698
>obese smarks still getting worked by based BMJ and based Memeton
>a-atleast we still have our vanilla midget i-indie darlings

>>1514748
Maybe if you're raw and try to attract viewers with the women's title

>>1514734
They obviously need a few women giving out blowjobs in the locker rooms to keep morale up, you stupid RAWtist. They're disposable whores and nothing else.

>Seth Rollins, Sami Zayn and Finn Balor trying to get a date with Sasha Banks or Charlotte but getting turned down over and over again because they aren't progressive enough and they haven't given up their main event spots for the Women revolution yet
>Meanwhile, Dean Ambrose comes in Becky Lynch's, Natalya's, Naomi's and Alexa Bliss' faces
I know which show I'm watching.

>>1514745
Lmao RAW BTFO again

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>Smackdown have like 5 tag teams
>No tag team championship
SMACKUCKS WILL DEFEND THIS

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I'm watching both because I have 0 friends and I have nothing to do on a monday night and tuesday night

It's like a bad habit you can't help

>>1514784
>Bunch of men
>biggest title is the women's title

Rawtists are already unironically defending this lmao

>>1514796
So is literally everyone in this thread, people are joking, you dummy.

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>>1514784
>W-we have w-wymyn and t-tag teams!

The state of Rawtists.

>>1514674
>>1514704
I hate to say it, but for reasons beyond me, the "WOMEN'S WRESTLING" "WORLD" "CHAMPION" """"""""SHIP"""""" is the most meaningful title.
They gave it way more air-time and focus than based RuRu. Which is bullshit.

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>>1514679
KEK

>>1514734
>six is the same as two

Reminder that Bumgay Shite Rawtists do math about as well as they do ratings.

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>>1514797
>Implying we won't have the US Title become much more prestigious while the WWE title wallows in its mediocrity

>RAW: Seth Rollins, Finn Balor, Sami Zayn, Cesaro, Kevin Owens and Brock Lesnar facing each other for the title
>Smackdown: Deanetty, Bray Wyatt, Zack Ryder and Mojo Rawley fighting for the "prestigious" WWE title
Enjoy, Smackucks. LMAO

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>post yfw
NEW WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

CRUISER WEIGHT TITLE/DIVISION

LEAKED EARLY 2017 RAW ROSTER

>Anita Sarkeesian
>Germaine Greer
>Hilary Clinton
>The Writers of Cats
>Stephanie McMahon
>Quentin Tarantautist
>Honda Housey
>Dana White
>Mickuck Foley
>Philip Brooks

>>1514826
>US title

A Smackdown jobber just fought for it lmao

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>>1514826
>the US Title become much more prestigious while the WWE title
>rawtists actually believe this
>their top title was on the line yesterday vs a smackdown jobber

>raw:baby dick, Baloring, ZZZayn, Memesaro, Kevin Obese, and a guy that only shows up for the big four PPVs

>>1514849
>RAW loses a title when they have double the chance of winning
>Get so BTFO'd they have to make their own make-believe titles for the poor losers so that everyone can be a champion
>RAWtists are proud of this
CAN'T

MAKE

THIS

SHIT

UP

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>>1514826
>thinking Brock would be okay with anything but the main WWE title
>not liking based Zack

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>>>>>>>RAWTISTS

This is probably the best thread in the history of /asp/

>>1514866
Me and my wife and my wife's son are gonna enjoy the women revolutionizing wrestling and there's nothing you Smackdownsyndrome fags can do about it.

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>>1514866
HOLY SHIT
how will rawtists ever recover?

>>1514867
I can't tell how much of it is serious and how much of it is people making fun of stupid wars on other boards.

I'm gonna go with 50/50

>>1514878
You can't even begin to comprehend our level of irony, cuck. We're at least 69 levels of irony beyond you.

>>1514875
>>1514875
>>1514875
>>1514875
>>1514875
>>1514875
>RAWTISTS WANT A FUCKING INTERGENDER CHAMPIONSHIP """""""""TITLE"""""""""

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>>1514894
>Smacklads faces when Rawtists want an intergender championship because they don't even know the gender of their top champion

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>>1514556
WWe title relegated to pre-show and USA title is Main Event. Rusev is top champ deal with it

>>1514894
>he doesn't want to see men and women fighting
Nigga.

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>RAWTISTS DO IT AGAIN

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>>1514556
>>1514556

Are you autistic?

>>1514910
Greetings, el rato

>>1514908
Holy fuck, they ACTUALLY want the women to main event. You can't make this up.

>>1514908
Im cringing

This has to be the best thread ever made

>>1514923
It's up there

>>1514921

Do you ever go to work? Go to school? Leave the house? Do you ever do anything that isn't posting on 4chins all day?

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>>1514908
They just can't stop

>>1514738

The sad thing is that this isn't even an ironic post.

>>1514936
Fuck off rawtist, Carter is over. Smacklads stick together.

>>1514940

>Smacklads

You're literally autistic.

>>1514908
>the Four Horsewomen have been more over than the midcarders for a while now
???

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>Bumgay Shite Raw

Commissioner: Feminist who only has her spot because her daddy runs the company
General Manager: Disgusting cuckolded feminist who allows his daughter to court a clown
Champions: A low-card slav who gets five minutes per-PPV against nobodies and can't keep his bitch in check. Three niggers. A glitter-blasted Hank Hill who gets pushed because her daddy was famous three decades ago, and a belt for L I T E R A L manlets.

>GOATDOWN
General Manager: Absolute champ who left his father's tyrannical claws to pursue his own business ventures, and returned for a love of the business to put his body on the line for the pure spectacle. Top lad.
General Manager: Most over wrestler since Stone Cold. Universally acclaimed technician, universally beloved persona.
Champions: Successful White Males.

CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

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>>1514737
I'm the guy who made all of them except the Ryder, AJ, American Alpha, and multi-logo ones

Here's corbin

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>Good thing my interest in them doesn't begin and end with sex you creepy fuck. They're athletes and warriors and get so much shit from the industry and they deserve to be recognised. Fuck your MRA bullshit that can't handle treating women with basic respect.
What did /raw/ mean by this?

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>this thread

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>>1514959

>>1514970
>>1514937

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I made a new one

>>1514964
Good work, mate. You should make a Smackdown version for >>1514597 and add the Raw and Smackdown hat to the pictures of the obscenely obese feel guys

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can someone make a smackdown version of this?

>>1514582
Rusev is shit.
Devaluing the Us title like a cuck

>>1514908
It would be good that the womens were at the main event, so Raw would be only 2:30 hours long