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Predictions for tonight?
Will we see any major title changes?
Who will return?
Will a new title be revealed?
Who is Sashas mystery partner?
Current Champions:
>WWE Champion
Dean Ambrose
>United States Champion
Rusev
>Intercontinental Champion
The Miz
>Tag Team Champions
The New Day
>>1506161
First for Dean
first for el patron triggering neckbeard perros
https://youtu.be/PASHwV8JW74
https://youtu.be/TsjGJnMbCjI
https://youtu.be/CTOpDh5LkaE
https://youtu.be/kINLR7a9sZU
https://youtu.be/QIpEHwWydaY
>>1506161
Sasha's partner is probably gonna be Bayley.
Possibly could be Thikki Bella, but I don't think so.
Roman will get beat up a bunch in the frist part of the match, then hit Dean with one spear and pin him to win the title.
Not sure how the title split will work, if they're even going to do it.
>Dean circle jerk general
Nah I'm good
>>1506163
based
>>1506164
>come back and beat midcard march john
>lose the heat in 1.5 weeks
>look unmotivated for 6-8 months
>bang a "estate slag" as the bongs would say.
how does this perro get away with this
Anyone got any decent links for it?
All the sites I usually use keep getting shut down.
Kind of expecting one of the new NXT women to join in with the botch Sasha Banks.
>>1506173
network.wwe.com
>>1506173
Sup Paul
>>1506164
Back to Mexico where you're actually worth something
>>1506161
Literally n o t h i n g will happen
If deanetty retains I'll just stop watching forever. Really sad to see where this company has gone, sucking smarks cocks instead of running their own show
>>1506183
>>1506183
>>1506183
Non-Carter Edition if you don't want his tripfag drama.
How do we go about banning tripfags on /asp/?
2cold absolutely cucked
>>1506200
This
>>1506161
>Tag Team Champions
>The New Day
This would hardly be surprising considering that their match with the Wyatts isn't a title-match.
AMA
>Fucking 2hrs and 30 mins earlier
why?
>>1506235
Pre show starts in 30 mins calm yourself
>>1506237
>implying the pre-show matters
>>1506219
Are you a girl?
>>1506219
Why did you buy cheap seats?
>>1506183
>>1506183
>>1506183
Real thread.
>>1506257
have sex
Everyone type in the chat Alex is a stupid nigger
>>1506251
These seats are fairly medium
maximum comfy imo
>>1506257
Looks imaginary to me.
>>1506257
BTFO
>>1506257
BTFO
>>1506257
R.i.P in piece
> Gamethread
> Not even on
>>1506261
>>1506268
Lets all get comfy
> Carter confirmed for mod
> Or mod here to enable the guy he's banned multiple times and who has evaded said bans
Well fuck. Time to abandon thread.
For the next OP
>>1506273
What are you rambling on about?
>>1506277
Big Cass looking like a Na'vi.
>>1506272
Yeah boy
>>1506277
superior version
>>1506287
where the fuck is dean, did you guys already forgot about him
>>1506287
Why is Cass fighting air
>>1506290
Who?
Who will be Sasha Banks' partner?
Is it too late to get my guesses in?
>>1506293
The WWE Champion and backbone of the company
>>1506298
Not ringing any bells.
Insider here
Nikki Bella is returning tonight as Sasha's partner
Broski is taking the US Title to Smackdown in one hour.
Woo woo woo. You know it.
>>1506300
The man who creampies Renee Young every night
>>1506301
I'd rather it be Naomi
>>1506301
Wrong. Bayley was Sasha's partner
>>1506161
I see Dean retaining tonight, only to debut the new "blue" belt look on Smackdown live. This will trigger Raw to hold a tournament for the "red" Raw belt.
Sasha's partner will be a let down, it's going to be Paige.
Darren Young will capture the Intercontinental title, it will be the only title change tonight.
Finn Balor will debut tonight interferring in the Club vs. Cena + Enzo and Cass match, taking over the reigns of the Club with AJ going to Smackdown.
Partner confirmed to not be Bayley, there's no inflatable arm things she uses in her entrance on or near the stage.
Roman Reigns would have a better look if he cut his hair. In fact I thought he did have a haircut from this video preview.
>>1506308
Agreed. Looks better short
>>1506300
the lunatic fringe, with the crazy offense and working man blue jeans
>yfw this plays tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgZFP3-BfnY
ARE YOU HYPE?
>>1506307
Special props get brought in right before a match. Have you been to a show before?
>>1506313
no
he's terrible
>>1506313
literally who?
>>1506313
nop
>>1506313
>that theme song
>>1506308
Yeah a short cut and rugged beard would make him look good. Brock looks like a total fucking badass with his beard but WWE doesn't like the beard I guess.
>>1506316
They're kept to the side of the stage for quicker access/setup, the props aren't back there
>>1506313
Who thought it was a good idea to bring him up instead of based No Way Jose
>>1506302
in front of a dead crowd. trying to rehash his jersey shore gimmick.
when most people dont even remember the show
>>1506312
Wow that gif is sick. Mind if i save it?
The PRESHOW is on
USOS vs BREEZANGO is on pre show
>Graves is the new voice of Raw even though he's boring as shit
If that's where a concussion gets you in WWE, sign me up
>Lawler is back
>>1506331
save it , its all yours my friend.
>>1506333
Superkick Samoans great
>Cory Graves
>The official voice of Raw
Did Cole get bumped out, or is it Byron?
>>1506335
Lawler's only been suspended for 2 weeks.
>>1506328
Since Mania, his gimmick has been "ultimate underdog" with an unending heart of optimism.
Woo woo woo!
>>1506340
jbl lel
Yeah, even you can afford it, Booker. Even you.
>>1506343
Shucky Ducky
>>1506343
kel
What is the smackdown commentary team? I wish Bryan was on it rather than being the GM but whatever.
RYDER CLUB WW@
WWWYKI
WE GOING OVER
Dumb question that has probably been asked 1000 times before but;
Does WWE Network work better on PS4?
The Browser version keeps on locking up.
>>1506348
JBL, Mauro and Otunga kek
>>1506348
MAMMA MIA
JBL
BRYAN SAxTON
>>1506351
Yes, if you have a good internet connection, it's smooth as butter, but it's a couple of seconds more delayed than PC
Roman is taking the vest off revealing a tattoo that states "Sex, Drugs, and Renee Young." Screen cap this.
>>1506341
>>1506350
>Emma's legs
HOLY SHIT
BMJ BTFO
>>1506351
I watch on ps3 and it works much better than browser
Cena is bringing his shovel out tonight isn't he?
>>1506341
thats so sad, at least daniel bryan or other underdogs were over with the crowd, this fucker just puts them to sleep.
hes going to be back on his bimonthly jobbing to rusev tour in a few months and the fedora army is going to be back at talking about how much of a wasted talent he suposedly is.
>Big Cass is actually 6'8''
The people in charge of making making the video packages for ppv's are top notch. They can make a boring month long feud seem really hype. Really good stuff
Let's see everyone's opinion on this.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10826110
I won't vote until there is 10-20 votes.
>>1506361
Doesnt really matter since Club got split by the draft. Draft took a lot of the stakes out of this ppv.
>>1506361
Nah its tag team so that AJ Styles can get a win on Cena without it being clean
>>1506361
>le burial meme
HOOTERS
>>1506361
burying Enzo
>>1506368
nah its so cena can get a win without pinning styles
>>1506367
This is true. The draft should have been tomorrow. Wtf is wrong with them?
>showing jasethy breaking his own leg in this promo
holy kek, fucking loser
I honestly hate the Usos more then anything else in WWE right now
>>1506361
>tfw the Gay Community goes over
>>1506377
>WWE
>planning
pick one
>>1506379
can you stop posting animes please ty
>>1506350
>>1506341
Broskimind
>BROTHER BRAY
>>1506379
At least they've fallen off so hard they only do kick off shows now.
What is this fucking awful music selection?
Bob Backlund is GOAT
>>1506388
DELETE DELETE DELETE
>Our sanctuary
Streams?
>in before WWE Network
>>1506399
WHY IS HE SO CUTE, BROS
GIGA-PUSH WHEN
I have a feeling that Xavier Woods came up with this whole feud.
WHY THE FUCK IS Xavier Woods scared of this fat jobber Bray Wyatt?
>>1506399
I bet his dumps are legendary.
>>1506376
That wouldnt make sense
>>1506394
Crossface Chicken Wing is one of the most over moves of all time tbqh
>>1506384
But that was my first post here
>>1506400
please help, i live in chile i think thats punishment enough.
I only ask for free streaming wrassling
Zack has a roid tummy
>>1506181
>Wanting them not to do whats best for business since most of there casual fans left. Most people watching now are smarks.
>>1506405
He's scared because they remind him of his slavers
>>1506409
it is if they want to push styles to the top of smackdown by winning the feud at summerslam
BROSKI
R
O
S
K
I
>ANDREA DEMARCO
>>1506399
He looks huggable :3
who is this stupid womanlet who sounds like a robot
BROSKI
Is he standing on a fucking soapbox, whtat the fuck lol.
What if.
Since everyone likes Styles, who is heel.
Cena goes Heel since the fans seem to like heels.
Who's this qt
Ryder is a daddys boy. He stands zero chance against the Bulgarian brute
Besides the Chicken Wing, what are other wrestling moves that genuinely fucking hurt?
>>1506427
Don't ever post again
based king btfo rusev cuck
>People believe that Zack will actually go over
When will this meme end?
Andrea was looking to get ZACKED.
>King talking about marriage
Where's prediction bro at?
Rusev
Team Cena
Becky Lynch
KO
Darren Young
Wyatts
Sasha and Bayley
Seth
Someone needs to interrupt zack doing the 'woos' and say 'I know'
WWE backstage interviews are a joke. Do they explicitly tell them to look like an idiot to the distance as the camera stays on them for 5 uncomfortable seconds?
>>1506438
Here bae.
Why the fuck do they make the men stand of podiums so they look 10foot tall next to the girls
Can King please stop? He just shouldnt be speaking anymore. I respect the guy for everything he contributed to the business, but enough is enough,
>>1506366
>one person votes for face roman
I wonder if Mick gives Noelle intense late night training sessions if ya know what i mean
>>1506444
They even had Andre The Giant do that at one point
it's just a weird thing they do
>>1506440
it's dunn's signature style. sometimes on taped smackdown they'd stare into the camera and it came off better
>>1506361
It'll be 1-1 and they can have their rubber match at Summerslam for the new Smackdown Title
>>1506442
Goldberg'sJackHammer
Ryder
Cena
Becky
KO
Darren
Wyatts
Sasha (Nia Jax)
Ambrose
My uncle works at WWE and he just told me who Sasha's partner is and who wins.
It's Brock Lesnar and he gets dirty pinned by Dana.
>>1506446
Watching his match with Rollins last time, it's amazing how great he would be as a heel. As since he might be knocked down a peg, I feel like if they're ever going to do it, it will be tonight.
>>1506432
Sharpshooter, Camel Clutch, Figure Four Leg Lock, and Crippler Crossface
>inb4 murder-suicide meme
>>1506442
>preshow will cut out half of us
Renee is such a qt
:3
>>1506442
>Brezzango vs the usos match kills the half the list
>>1506408
He is a pro strongman, those dudes eat more than actual fat people
>LITA is Sasha's partner
>>1506366
>fatal 3-way
>>1506454
Yes tonight. Today is the 24th. Numbers facsinate me.
>>1506362
He is incredibly over. Didnt you hear the crowd chanting "LETS GO RYDER" when him and Rusev were the only to left in the battle royal.
So king got away with beating that girl up? Good for him.
>>1506465
> Sasha's parter... Brock Lesnar!
>>1506442
Breezango
ryder
Team Club
Natalia
KO
Darren Young
Wyatts
Sasha and ???
Dean ambrose
SHUCKY DUCKY
this is so fucking lame, wwe is so fucking lame now, just smark bullshit turning wwe into lame shit
>>1506442
Rusev(i want ryder to win)
Cena wins lol
Becky
KO
The Miz
Wyatts
Sasha
Ambrose
>>1506476
forgot name Shiggydiggy
Is that the narrator from Idiocracy?
Mods can we get a sticky please
owens takes insane bumps
>>1506487
>source: le meltz xd
kys
>>1506474
It's obviously going to be SHEath Slater.
Breezango
Becky Lynch
Zack Ryder
Sasha & Partner
Darren Young
Wyatts
Sami Zayn
John Cena, Enzo, Cass
Dean Ambrose
>>1506442
KEK this fucking butthurt sperg deleted my prediction ahahahaha
Cesaro pls no kill
>cesaro botching already
>>1506442
Last two times I guessed everything but the pre-show right. I am certain the same will happen tonight
Just got here, has any matches happened yet?
Cesaro talking BTFO
>cesaro already on analysis desk bitching
F U T U R E E N D E V O U R
Mods pls sticky
Cesaro proving once again, he cant speak with confidence
>cesaro getting a chance and blowing it
yikes i can't watch this
>Cesaro's """"""""""""""""""""""Charisma"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>1506471
Also, you forgot preshow.
Is Cesaro's new gimmick doing shoot promos about how frustrated his career is
>Cesaro doesnt have a match tonight
GAY
>>1506442
TU
CD
ND
NA
KO
RU
DY
CC
RR
Cesaro looks pissed.
I thought he was charismatic. I'll never fall for your lies again, /asp/
>>1506489
Nice comeback meme warrior.
Heres the sauce:
http://www.inquisitr.com/3167634/wwe-news-vince-mcmahon-becoming-a-big-fan-of-aj-styles-could-give-him-major-push-after-brand-split/
It's a work to get him off TV slowly, vince hates him.
>>1506493
Hes sensitive
>>1506504
Cesaro having some awkwardness at the beginning for sure finding his words.
I can't wait for Nikki to come out so I can stop pretending to be attracted to becky
That WWE rip off of Broken Matt was fucking shameless.
Vinec was right, this guy is way too swiss and speaks too timidly
>>1506498
Newp, the Pre-show tag match is around the corner
holy fuck. Shut this man up.
>>1506520
>that camera shake
SOMEBODY GET THE MIC OFF THIS INDY VANILLA RETARD
Cesaro can't talk for shit but the man can put a good match
>the absolute state of Cesaro right now
>Cesaro
>""""""""""""""Mic Skills""""""""""""""""""
>>1506513
charismatic in the ring
that's about it
>>1506481
Preshow...
I can't believe they got Agent 47 on the panel.
>Cesaro shitting it up on the mic
Cesaro cant speak for shit
he would be world champ if he wasn't so goddamn swiss
God dammit Cesaro, you blew your chance.
Cesaro is all shades of pissed right now
i like it because he has believable reasons to bitch about them interfering
Brandfags report.
/smack/ here!
Also what are you guys eating tonight?
I'm making some spicy ramen.
Sasha, Dana and Charlotte are in the ring waiting for the mystery partner when this song hits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohSMP3s1uks
How hard do you mark?
>>1506543
SMACKDOWN LIVE here
This ppv can go either way. All of the matches are 50/50.
BOTCH
DANIEL BRYAN IS THE NEXT HOF INDUCTEE
>>1506442
Comb
The Usos
The Wyatt Family
Rusev
Banks
Cena
Young
Sami
Becky
Rollins
>>1506544
pretty fucking hard
Cesaro cant talk but his matches are great. Should have put him on Smackdown.
Mick Foley just fucked up and spoiled D-Bry being induced in the hall of fame this year.
>Foley spoiling HOF
>Foley forgetting Bryan isn't a hall of famer
>Sasha's partner will be a surprise to everyone.
My prediction.
>>1506543
/smack/ 4 lyfe
Brandfags report.
/raw/ here!
Also what are you guys eating tonight?
I'm eating philly cheesesteak
>APPOLLO CREWS
>BARON CORBIN
STATE OF SMACKDOWN ROFL
>>1506543
/smack/ crew checking in, cant wait to see my boys from NXT come in and shitfuck all the shitty tags
>tfw Apollo is getting the singles push that Big E should be getting right now
They need to break up the New Day. They're stale as fuck.
>>1506554
Made me fully laugh out loud.
Hahaha.
Wooooo Goddammit
>>1506558
more
Can you imagine Vince's face when Cesaro was trying to speak?
Can you imagine how Cesaro feels there's 2 Diva matches tonight and no matches for him?
RAW= Good shit talking, bad wrestling
SmackDown= Bad Shit talking, ROH level Wrestling
Choose.
>>1506543
/smack/
Whataburger A1 Combo
K guys I'm here at the verizon center and i can confirm they just ran a wwe shop ad
>hbgay vs terry funk
>smackcucks will defend this
>>1506570
Smackdown as long as there's at least some semblance of story.
>>1506570
>raw
>good talking
the stars are the two shieldettys who can't speak on the mic
>being a brandfag
>>1506572
I've heard about that burger place. How good is it?
>>1506570
NXT = Average shit talking, average-great wrestling.
RAW BTFO
>>1506573
Was it the one with that cool cowbell/clapping and the end?
>>1506579
>being a fenceshitter
>>1506579
heathy baby pls go
I dont like daniel bryan
>>1506570
One of the main reason I still watch wrestling is John Cena.
Smackdown it is.
>>1506570
>RAW= Good shit talking, bad wrestling
>Zayn
>KO
>Cesaro
>Neville
>Rollins
Raw got most of the patrician workers. Smackdown only really got AJ.
Meanwhile Smackdown got Bray, Cena and Dean.
So you're literally wrong on both accounts.
>>1506570
Smackdown and if you prefer RAW you're probably not old enough to post on this site anyway
daniel bryan looks like he wants to kill himself
and brie retired so she can stay home with bryan and now bryan is on the road every week.
sasha's guest is brie bella.
>>1506581
Top Shelf. Add some jalapenos and texas toast on everything, fries are awesome, and a root beer shake.
can renee turn darren straight?
>>1506595
Sashas mystery partner is Brie
Why does Booker laugh at his own jokes?
>>1506593
Cena is better than everyone you just listed, on mic and in-ring, besides AJ in-ring.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10826303
http://www.strawpoll.me/10826303
http://www.strawpoll.me/10826303
>darren doing squats before a match
really? i hope his legs dont give out
>>1506566
>literally 2 (two) divas matches tonight
>one of them isn't even a title match
first football, then mma, then GoT, now wrestling. SJWs have to ruin everything I enjoy bruhs
>>1506601
Concussions and Crack will do that to you.
>>1506602
Even if you do believe that, that's one. Who else you got to hinge Smackdown's ring-work on? Dean and Orton?
Raw = Superior ring-product. Smackdown = Superior mic-product.
>>1506606
what happened with football and got? i stopped watching after season 3.
>>1506606
Neither of them is a title match.
>>1506606
2 piss breaks famm
>>1506442
>Fabreeze
>Sasha and anyone but Bayley
>The Wyatt Family
>Natalya
>Sami Zayn
>Rusev
>The Miz
>Cena, Enzo, and Cass
>Roman Reigns
Post ydw the Mystery partner is Kharma
I'm betting all my money on Breezango!
booker is such an annoying faggot. thank god based batista beat his fucking ass and booker damaged control on the internet to make it seem like he didnt get his ass beat and actually won the fight lmao
>>1506608
We can agree on that, then. Cena is top 3 best in the world going right now but one man doesn't make a great show.
>>1506606
It makes me want to kill myself.
Wrestling should just be 2 large men grappling naked for 30 minutes at a time with no story and no crowd.
Is the kickoff chat always terrible/boring?
>>1506615
>>>/wooo/
>>1506593
I fucking HATE Cena's gimmick but him and AJ are the best wrestlers in the company. (Keep in mind most of the moves AJ used to do in NJPW are banned in WWE)
>yfw Vince makes Cesaro the mystery partner because he was being a bitch
>>1506606
It's because Natty will beat the shit into Becky and then all of a sudden out comes Bayley to help her out.
2 Horsewomen at Smackdown, 2 at RAW.
>>1506442
Wubbalubba
Breezango
The Miz
Natalya
Rusev
The Wyatt Family
Zayn
Sasha and a Unannounced
Cena, Enzo and Cass
Ambrose
>TAKE ON THE BITCH!
>>1506442
where link at phamalam?
I'm not a bad guy..
I'm not a good guy...
I'M THE POLL GUY
POLLS ARE HERE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10826228
NO POP FOR THE BOOO SOS
>BYRON SEXTON
>SEXTON
holy fuck they are horrible, fuck the usos
Stream link?
>New Day wins tonight
>Start talking about how they are the best tag team ever
>Talk about their new record
>This starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_q_jejRVp4
>Post yfw
>BYRON SEXTON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGDvfF74R4
>Samoan gibberish
>>1506637
Wwe network anon
Realistically, Nia is the mystery person.
>>1506632
Try this one family. http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/us/wwe-network-live-stream
my roman taking the belt back tonight :^)
>>1506625
Quantity over-rides, breh. When you have the volume of incredible workers Raw does, and only Cena/AJ working at their level on Smackdown, it can't compete.
Plus Raw has some great low-key talents, too. Rusev is one guy I left out, and he doesn't get nearly the overall praise he deserves from a lot of the fan-base.
https://twitter.com/BTuckerTorch/status/757360220633006080
Is there any predictions link? Where is 2Cold Pedo?
>dab
>>1506644
Why r ya so triggered by me?
>that genuine pop for Breezango
>>1506161
>Sasha says since Charles and Dana have been harassing her two on one, she knows just what they need a dose of -
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSYcRMFYKSM
It`s pretty much a given at this point.
>pop for breezango
>>1506598
Nice, I see that place when I'm traveling at work. I have been a little hesitant over going there, but I'll take your word for it anon. I'll try it out.
>sultan of selfies
>>1506643
>paying for wrestling
im on my knees begging you to have sex
>Bork walks free while being flagged for 'tainted supplements' under WWE contract
>Titus briefly touches the boss and gets 60 days suspension, almost gets fired
>>1506647
wew
I-is Breezango over?
Please let me dream
>>1506666
We really don't need a new thread yet.
/asp/ is slow as shit that we are still page 1.
>>1506683
Carter needs to be a special little snowflake.
>>1506553
>tfw breezango is actually a good tag team
>>1506693
>SEETHING
>>1506644
thanks senpai
BASED BREEZANGO
Breezango future Tag Team champions.
>>1506695
Breezango just add to the already comfy as fuck roster on Smackdown.
BASED BREEZANGO
>bayley
>autism