Could you handle all this ass /asp/?

>>1491807
Nia Jax has a lotta sass, a lotta ass and a lotta gas
She is literally the perfect woman

>>1491807
absolutely not, I have a small enough dick as it is without this bitch humiliating me further

>>1491807
HIGH TEST

>>1491807
I require her to sit on my face

>>1492050
Pretty sure that would be dangerous senpai. She is like 270lbs, so first it would be like two giant nice pillows smothering you and then you would get squashed under all her weight

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>>1492172
She knows how to do it on a mattress so I don't die from it. She knows.

She has the body of a gigantic fridge.

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>>1491919
Holy shit this is gold

>>1491807
ew

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>>1491807
Don't know, but sure as hell try

Yes, my ex had a big ass. Not quite this big but I think I can handle a couple steps up

>>1492385
Asuka looks so old and weak next to this mastodon

>>1491919
Top kek

THICK
H
I
C
K

She looks like someone out of warrior princess except in pajamas

probably not if we are keeping it 100

>>1491807
No, and it's not worth trying.

>>1492560
babby dicked faggot unable to handle a high test woman like Nia

>>1491807
The ass itself: yes absolutley
The absolutely massive farts it produces would be the problem. Wouldn't want to go under her covers the morning after doing her from behind

I was once eating out a girl and she farted while she climaxed. I actually fucking came right away without even touching my dick.

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>>1491807
There is no such thing as too much ass.

We need .gif action of this rather broad...broad.

>>1494961
Hot

>>1491919
Hey man it's not about the tool, but the man that wields it

>>1491919
Why the fuck would you say that?

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I think im man enough to handle Nia

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>>1495746
good lord

>>1495746
T-T-THICK

>>1492385
I want that threeway so bad
Asuka on my dick
Nia on my face

I can only wish that I could handle her and her ass. I could try and she'd pretend that I was doing a good job before she just lays all her wight down upon me and tells me we''re going to have some real fun now.

>>1496121
sounds hot, continue?

>>1496143
She'd sit down on my fat stomach, ass towards my face. She'd lean over her shoulder and tell me lick that crack in her ass that is her tail bone. After straining myself to do s she'd lean back, slightly to the side so I could small her armpit.

>>1496212
good stuff

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>>1496076
sounds pretty good

Nia Jax is the one female wrestler that I can't admit to my friends I find really attractive.

>>1496288
just go for it senpai, let them know that you are a high test gentleman with great taste

>>1496307
I'll keep my chubby/feeder girl fetish to myself, not something I'm exactly proud of. To be fair, Alexa Bliss is probably the hottest chick on WWE.

>>1496312
i understand your choice

Im not normally into chubby girls but im really attracted to Nia Jax and i have no idea why

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I need to see her nude buns before I die

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>>1495746
Just imagine that bitch being delivered to you after her match for you to bury your head between those thighs... Jesus fucking christ...

>>1495746
That body is amazing.

>>1495746
THat is a real woman unlike Sasha and becketty

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She both looks and dresses like the fat guy from Wave Race 64

>>1496312
>>1496288
this kind of thinking is one of the reasons beauty standards are the way they are

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>>1496934

>>1496288
don't be a faggot.
my bro's know I'm into chubby and up girls, they know which girls to steer my way while they fruitlessly try to bang the skinny Becky beside her

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Fuck's sake these Samoans have a weight problem...

I know Vince has to hire them because The Rock demands nepotism, but couldn't Rock at least ask them to keep under a 30 BMI?

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>>1492385
YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL WOMEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SAMOA JAX, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT, ISN'T TRUE!

>>1491807
I dont think i could but i would sure as hell like to give it a shot

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>>1491807

I'm not the biggest fan of her wrestling techniques, but she quite gorgeous


>DAT. FUCKING. ASS.

>>1496969
Samoans have genetics that makes it easier for them to become fat. True fact

>>1497606
are they releated to irish ''people''?

>ass
LITERALLY just fat. No more ass than you would have if you were 250+
>if

>>1497633
stop projecting

>>1497633
Stop projecting you lowtest faggot

>>1496956
I don't think you exactly understand the extent of my fetish

>>1497637
>>1497640
>projection
Sure proves Nia Fat has an ass, huh

>>1497672
Acquire test, 250 lbs boy

>>1497716
>>1497716

REPRESENT

>>1497725
I have enough test to know that a woman's ass should stick out, not conform to her gelatinous brick of a body.

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Man, maybe its cause I haven't fapped in 6 days or I have unresolved mother issues but I was rock hard during Bayley v. Nia on NXT this week. I almost came when she hit the jackhammer.

All I want is to disappoint her sexually, lads.

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>tfw they aren't doing stinkface anymore
She was the perfect specimen

Who here has small dick and afraid it wouldn't even penetrate her vagina if you tried fucking her

>>1498107
Penetrating a vagina is no prob. The ass is a different beast all together

>>1498099
I dont think any of the divas would take a stinkface from her tbqh ohana

>>1497606
>genetics
>western diet
Think you're blurring lines here

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>>1498099

Maaaan...I would have a heart attack

>JIZZ EVERYWHERE

> Get thicc female wrestler
> Try to push her as female samoa joe
> actually get female great khali

Is her appeal purely fetishistic?

>>1499421
>Is her appeal purely fetishistic?
Like 75% of it is. I also think she is an alright wrestler

>>1498099
>Nia will never stinkface you
why go on living?

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>>1497837
>this entire post
I......OK

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NIA-LADS PLEASE VOTE

>>1500809
>gas winning by a landslide
Never change /asp/

>>1495422
Because this is an anonymous image board and people feel free enough to say the things here they wouldn't dare anywhere else.

>>1500809
How much would you pay to smell Nia's stinky farts, /asp/?

>>1501636
Everything in my bank account

>>1500809
I have to vote ass until we get some sort of confirmation as to the potency of the gas. Some big girls have ghost farts

>>1501781
Well we can't confirm until out fart-inspector gets back to us personally. But I have heard second-hand reports of low-card NXT Divas being found unconscious outside of her personal dressing room. As well as gas masks being handed out to the Full Sail crowds.
So we can safely assume that her farts are quite extraordinary.

>>1501781
Eggy. Confirmed by Vince.

>>1501784
Will our inspector create a thread detailing his or her findings when the mission is completed? I too heard rumours that the entire BAMF was laid to rest for nearly an hour by a multi-fart combo of her potent flatulence. We need answers soon if we are to crown Nia the Queen of /asp/!

>>1501784
>reports
>>1501795
>rumors

>>1495746
Death by SNU SNU

>>1501781
>Some big girls have ghost farts
Really? I thought all of em had loud and proud eye watering farts

>>1491807
T H I C C

>>1494553
>Liking literal men
>Calling other people faggots
okay

>>1505291
>literal men
18+