She knows how to do it on a mattress so I don't die from it. She knows.
Don't know, but sure as hell try
I can only wish that I could handle her and her ass. I could try and she'd pretend that I was doing a good job before she just lays all her wight down upon me and tells me we''re going to have some real fun now.
She'd sit down on my fat stomach, ass towards my face. She'd lean over her shoulder and tell me lick that crack in her ass that is her tail bone. After straining myself to do s she'd lean back, slightly to the side so I could small her armpit.
Just imagine that bitch being delivered to you after her match for you to bury your head between those thighs... Jesus fucking christ...
She both looks and dresses like the fat guy from Wave Race 64
Fuck's sake these Samoans have a weight problem...
I know Vince has to hire them because The Rock demands nepotism, but couldn't Rock at least ask them to keep under a 30 BMI?
YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL WOMEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SAMOA JAX, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT, ISN'T TRUE!
I'm not the biggest fan of her wrestling techniques, but she quite gorgeous
>DAT. FUCKING. ASS.
Man, maybe its cause I haven't fapped in 6 days or I have unresolved mother issues but I was rock hard during Bayley v. Nia on NXT this week. I almost came when she hit the jackhammer.
All I want is to disappoint her sexually, lads.
>tfw they aren't doing stinkface anymore
She was the perfect specimen
Maaaan...I would have a heart attack
NIA-LADS PLEASE VOTE
Well we can't confirm until out fart-inspector gets back to us personally. But I have heard second-hand reports of low-card NXT Divas being found unconscious outside of her personal dressing room. As well as gas masks being handed out to the Full Sail crowds.
So we can safely assume that her farts are quite extraordinary.
Will our inspector create a thread detailing his or her findings when the mission is completed? I too heard rumours that the entire BAMF was laid to rest for nearly an hour by a multi-fart combo of her potent flatulence. We need answers soon if we are to crown Nia the Queen of /asp/!