Reminder that she is dating this Mexican manlet and has no problem raising another woman's child.
Reminder that Becky gets the bitches horny
>I want to suck the marrow from your bones
I image Charlotte and Sasha will be on the same brand considering their feud. Also Bayley will probably be there too to confront Sasha after she wins the title and be the top female face of that brand. Becky will probably be the top female face of the other brand. That really only leaves Paige as someone relevant on the same brand as Becky.
Nia Jax is probably getting called up. She isn't on any of the late July or August tapings. Being Samoan she'll rocket to the top of whichever brand she's on and I feel it'll be Smackdown.
Samoan drop into a dis-arm-her would be cool
For some reason I thought it said fan fart.
You guys are starting to corrode my mind with your fart fetishes.
You'll be converted to their side soon enough
fuck off fartfag
This is fucking gold
Will her MMA boyfriend beat her one day? I hope not.
If he ever did he'd be fucked up big time. Not only would he go to jail buit he'd lose any respect anyone had for him especially as she is more famous than him. You'd have to be stupid to beat someone up in the first place you'd be even stupider to beat someone up who is more famous than you.
At least Becky knows some martial arts so she can attempt to stop him.
I'd love for her to hit him with the Goochplex and escape
They'll either all go to one brand (Steph picks them ALL for Raw), the champ defends on both brands or they do something like a tag belt for them.
I reckon they'll do the former; longer show with the extra hour, makes the most sense.
Yeah I don't know anything about him personally, he seems laid back but MMA fighters beat their partners over twice as much as the national average.
Probably because he makes his living legitimately fighting people for a living, and fighters being violent assholes outside of the ring isn't a super surprising thing at this point.
Granted he seems like a pretty chill dude, and normal people can certainly be violent assholes too, so its probably an unfair assumption.
That's the best way forward, having the women on one brand.
Maybe the "extra hour" will give them more time to advance their storylines and give them proper matches.
SmackDown I can see being, as you say, a show that focuses on stuff like tag teams (a new SmackDown six would be great) and the in ring stuff. I reckon they could add something in like an "NXT showcase" regularly maybe.
Anyways I digress, here's Winged Bex.
>you will never fall asleep with your nose gently nestled in her armpit
Why even continue to live?
>Becky will never look at you in this way
feels bad chief
>Brb going to commit sudoku right quick bc just realized my face will never even be that close to her face ever in my life
Can relate to that feel.
That's pretty gay desu senpai
A penis is still gay no matter if feminine or not. Not that I care if people are gay or not but pretending traps aren't gay is stupid.
She's lush, lad. And pretty good at the whole wrestling thing too.
They say you should never meet your heroes...
>tfw one of my heroes is already dead
Most of my heroes are Japanese game devs (Kojima, Miyamoto, Suda, Kamiya and Aonuma)
If pic related isn't your hero you're a disgrace to british people 2bh
Can't stand this cunt.
He's (((18))) and doesn't understand how the world works yet.
Cute. Where is this from.
I thought so but I wasn't sure. Hope she does another one soon.
>she will never be brought to tears by the mere mention of your name
If Finn isn't gay he has some splainin to do.
Yeah. I agree, I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up together. Deepest lore and all that.
Finn pretty much turned her life around, which is pretty cool.
Her brother used to compete but it looks like he gave up a long while back.
The Becky/Daizee/Allison Danger matches in early Shimmer were brilliant.
Incredible to think Becky was only 19 when those matches took place. Wonder how it would have turned out for her had she not suffered that big injury later on that year.
I'll agree with this. She can be cringy, but it's endearing and cute. I can't help but like it.
You think that's bad, try
>ALLISON DANGER, YA DIVVY KNACKER
Who knows what could've happened if she didn't retire for 7 years, maybe she would got a worse injury and had to retire permanently without getting to the WWE or something. She came back at the right time and place.
>It makes me cringe
I mean, a lot of things she does are cringy/autistic. That's what makes her special!
No, it's the thickness of her accent.
Like her 2016 thighs.
I can't watch Xavier Woods on Youtube for more than 2 minutes because of the ridiculously high cringe factor, but Becky is just SO CUTE I find it endearing. Curse my heterosexuality!
>watching any videos in that channel that are not the ones with the bex in it.
Oh man, Xavier. That one episode where he tries to whiteknight for those fake gamer grrrrrrrls that upload IG photos of themselves half naked 'playing'. Based Summer knew what was up though
>winged bex will never take you in her arms when you are feeling down and give you a cuddle
i want to be little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
Becky is so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
They will be scarred for life.
>Becky vs Asuka will happen in your lifetime
>it will be a throw away 5 minute match on free TV
You could say I just lurk in the threads that's it. Very rarely will I post in them. She's cute that's all.
Seems like it's the only wrestling thread that doesn't suffer from "his" shitposting.
The guy that's always arguing with carter and is obsessed with 'newcunts' and 'wew'. A hart and sasha bootlicker. He shitposts in here daily, sometimes multiple times a day and has done so for 7 months or whenver these started
He's admitted doesn't even really like Sasha that much, it's just an extremely autistic and irrational hatred for Becky in particular. The mere mention of her triggers him like nothing else for some reason.
Soon i hope.
Here ya go brother
It's almost as easy to recognise as Carter's. Can't stop talking about /wooo/, the hart reaction pics, the tryhard insults like windowlicker and beC+ketty. He doesn't even need a trip to instantly give himself away.
If we don't respond to him maybe he'll leave.
Because /asp/ies know what she looks like without 20 layers of makeup on
>He's too small and can't talk.
He's pretty good desu. A bit boring, but that can be fixed if creative get their shit together. He will be World champ within the next 2 years, bet on it.