MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #5

Trips and Ryback is new commissioner

singles and JR is the new commish

>>1464739
Damn, that sucks.

I guess if Dubs Punk is commish

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comish

YEEHAW!

HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHITTTTTT.

MOZART IS CONFIRMED TO BE BACKSTAGE RIGHT NOW.

Could MOZART be running Smackdown?

GET READY FOR A SHIT STORM!

>>1464715
Based Vince putting jobbers in their place.

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CESARO BURIED AS FUCK

DAT NEW OWENS FINISH NICE

New finisher?

>Using a fat brown manlet thread:

Move here kids:

>>1464757
>>1464757
>>1464757

BIG GUY COMMISH

>>1464715
ROBERT PAULSON SEEN BACKSTAGE. HE'LL BE COMMISH.

SCREEN CAP THIS.

Trips and Kurt angle is new commissioner

>>1464771
VIDEO PROOF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA

>Cesaro pinned clean

Kek get this meme outta here

When did Owens get a second finisher?

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Did I fuck up guys?


>tfw haven't had sex in two years

>kevin owens tries to do an F5

pathetic. couldn't even swing him

MAN YELLING AT FAT PEOPLE BACK STAGE SPOTTED

>>1464780
Possibly.
Not bad at all

If dubs I'm the GM

GOD IT'S ON BACKSTAGE
GOD CONFIRMED AT BACKSTAGE
HE'S COMING FOR THE REMATCH

>>1464784
lol no

Thank God that shit fest is over

>>1464784
;^)

I like KO new finisher.

>>1464784
KYSASAP

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Eva Marie smug commisionfu of smackdown!

DILAPIDATED BOAT SIGHTED BACKSTAGE
>DILAPIDATED BOAT SIGHTED BACKSTAGE
DILAPIDATED BOAT SIGHTED BACKSTAGE
>DILAPIDATED BOAT SIGHTED BACKSTAGE
DILAPIDATED BOAT SIGHTED BACKSTAGE
>DILAPIDATED BOAT SIGHTED BACKSTAGE

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>mfw Trump is the new commissioner and POTUS

Is Owens wearing a singlet under his shirt and shorts?

>>1464715
Real Thread.
>>1464757

>>1464800
when did you arrive, 2006?

>>1464799
oh shit

>>1464794
what's another 2 years

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STOP MR PUNK.

OW OW , NO MORE PLZ. PLZ MR PUNK , SHOW SOME MERCY. OW OW OW OW

>>1464812
its spanx.

GUYS MY DAD WORKS SECURITY AT THE ARENA AND HE JUST TEXT ME THAT VINCE MCMAHON IS BACKSTAGE!

Why is Sami Zayn such a bully?

>>1464794
whatever u do, dont reply again

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Dunst and a WWEaboo will be the new commissioner

BASED ZAMI AL-ZAYENNI

>>1464812
Yes, he's a fat fuck

>>1464814
>>1464784
"No"

>>1464814

>autism

PAT PATTERSON IS BACKSTAGE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>1464794
Jesus fuck just cut to the chase already and tell her you want to fuck

>>1464823
Tell me about Zayn. Why does he wear the hat?

What has happened?

>BYRON YOU ARE A MAGGLE
What did JBL mean by this?

>>1464794
Nah you ok, maybe come off as being cocky from that last message

We're all here:

>>1464757
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>>1464757
>>1464757

>>1464794
just tell her you love Roman Reigns. I got laid like that once

Whens divas segment i want to go smoke

>>1464839
>4 replies

kek, kys my man

>>1464819
Hey Phil!

>>1464839
No one is stupid enough to fall for your shit.

>>1464839
>4 replies

>Unfiltered opinion

ANDERSON CONFIRMED DATING BECKY LYNCH

Cena confirmed selfish faggot

>>1464839

>only 4 posts

it doesn't appear so

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>>1464839
your thread is shit

>>1464799
OBESE MANLET WEARING A FEDORA SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

Holy shit these weeb cucks are shit on the mic

the club looks like a gay s and m gayboi club.

>memes

fuck it, burn it to the ground

pretty good Raw tbqh
That f5 neckbreaker looked pretty sweet too, hope it's a new finisher for him

>>1464839
>RYDER FAG/CARTER STALKER BTFO YET AGAIN. HES IN TEARS FOLKS

Gallows and Anderson are so cringe inducing

PRACTICE?

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>>1464819

>>1464715
Kevin Nash confirmed for Comissioner

Practice
r
a
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>>1464843
>>1464845
>>1464846

Migrate:

>>1464757
>>1464757
>>1464757

>>1464844
hey phil

Did I miss anything? I was busy writing creepypastas and watching sonic x

I like the bully club

"The Club" is still such a shit name.

>>1464834
Nobody cared who he was until he put on the hat
And then they still didn't care

I self insert on big guy wrestlers to feel better about my basement dweller life

>>1464858
Gay Community

>H O T A S I A N W I F E

whoa i thought you guys said machine gun was based. hes cringe incarnate

>renee corpsing to practice

>bendis writing the club's lines

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WHo's ready for based CWC in wednesday?

Who /ibushi/ here?

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>>1464794
You could never fuck up harder than this:

>>1464876
>projecting

#BeatOffJohnCena

>>1464867
>Kuck Angle

>>1464873
When balor moves up, it will be the Balor Club again

>>1464876
me too bro!

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If they seriously appeared at the Espys and had some fight on-stage, I dunno how I would feel.

>>1464839
RECORD
LOW
POST

>>1464847
Are you retarded

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>mfw Allen Iverson is commish

>>1464885
Oh jesus christ was that beato

>>1464809
>WHAT'S RUINED RAFT DOING IN THE RAW ZONE?

>>1464883
>an entire tournament of midget twinks

No thanks.

>>1464883
>caring about manlet wrestling

Cm puk is backstage I heard

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>>1464883
Right here, senpai

>>1464885
Classic /wwe/

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>>1464892
it could be cool. but club are cringe as fuck compared to kane.

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BALD MAN YELLING WHAT IN PEOPLE'S FACES SPOTTED BACK STAGE

>>1464885
Wat

>>1464876

>I self insert on manlet wrestlers cause I'm 5'6"

>>1464885
top kek

>>1464883
>more gooks in the wwe

stop this, niggas cant even tell the difference between any of them cuz they're all kicky shit

>>1464883

Zack Memer Jr got this

>>1464899
>beato
>talking to girls
no

>>1464883
>watching asian twink porn

>>1464907
Oh no Kurt Angle's gone deaf!

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>>1464885
Oh god, haven't seen this one in a while

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>>1464885

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>>1464883
Soon...

>>1464896
yes ):

>>1464794
people from Kentucky are the biggest dipshits in the world no wonder you fucks can only breed with your family

>>1464916
>talking to girls
>online
yes

>>1464885
Man, we were on /sp/ last time I saw that

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>>1464883
right here

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>>1464885
Nice spaghetti, no match for this though

>>1464885

Oh I remember this when it happened.

Brits are actually so embarrassing.

>>1464885

The good ol days

JEFF HARDY!!?!

bo twice in a night

The Follow contest is a PISS BREAK

>Adam Rose gone again

LOL

Based Heath

i like social outcasts' theme desu

where is adam rose

>>1464883
right here fampai, if I don't get ZSJ vs Ibushi during the tourney I will cry and beat my wifes' son.

Based Slater working the smarks

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>>1464940

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Senor Benjamin for commisioner

>>1464936
Every fucking time

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>>1464906

Piss break

WE

Titus's theme is anti-hype.

>>1464940
wat

social outcasts aint the same without adam rose desu

#SocialJobbers

>>1464886
>>1464891
>>1464909
But it's true, I fucking hate my life, I imagine I'm Roman Reigns sometimes to make me feel better, I hate smaller guys because it reminds me that guys like me could have done better and it makes me regret no trying.

>it's a midcarder beats social outcasts episode

Lack of Reaction: The Match

>>1464953
THE

>Vince has Social Outcasts bury Titus
The man holds a grudge

NEXT:

>>1464757
>>1464757
>>1464757
>>1464757
>>1464757

Why does Titus have such a big butt

>>1464962
PEOPLE

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>yfw Slater wins and Vince buries Titus in the Earth's core

>>1464965
Squats

>>1464964
Everyone report this autist

Why are AJ and BC acting like a highschool mean girl clique from some late 90's movie

>>1464965

steroids

DIS B RACISSSSS

>>1464959

Manlet please. Gain some height and lose some weight, you dont need to self insert to AJ Styles to feel better about not being able to reach the top shelf.

>>1464964
jesus christ dude

>>1464932
What a beta

BASED BO TRAIN

why was slater highly rated at one point?

>>1464965
BIG

>>1464973
The money tells them to

>Curtis Axel
>former IC champion with wins over Haitch and Cena
What went wrong?

>Titus vs Heath Slater
just kill me now

This mush mouthed nigger still has a job

>that dead as fuck crowd

>>1464986
One of the things I wonder

based BO

>>1464971
>>1464978

Oh it's true it's true:

>>1464757
>>1464757
>>1464757

NEXT THREAD

>>1463498.

>>1463498

>>1463498.

>>1463498

>>1463498

>>1463498.

>>1463498

>>1464986
Maybe he was caught cornholing Steph?

>>1464986
Lack of individual talent and ability to preform on the mic... He was only pushed because of who his dad was

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>>1464885

oh the memories

Just realised theres been no divashit tonight and RAW has been decent. Coincidence?

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>>1464885
>because I have £50! hahahaa

>>1464977
It's not that, it's the fact that small fat guys like me make it and that fucking passes me off, HOW FUCKING DARE THOSE GUYS FUCKING MAKE IT, I WANT THEM TO FUCKING KILL THEMSELVES, THEY REMIND ME BUT AS A SUCCESS I'LL NEVER GET AND I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING SEE MYSELF IN A MIRROR LIKE THAT.

they will never let Slater win ever again, will they?

>>1464983
BLACK

They aren't going to end with a prerecorded video with New Day and Wyatts.. right?

#OutcastLivesMatter

>>1465002
you were saying bro

URA URA URA URA

>>1465002
You spoke too soon m8

>>1465002
You had to fucking ruin it.

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>>1464997
He's not going away is he?

>>1465007
It'll end with the announcement probably.

>>1464997
How shit and pathetic is your life that having an active thread is this important to you?

>>1465002
Ha.

Sasha is so fucking ugly

>>1465005
Can't give him actual presence, he needs to be healthy and free to do the 'Superstars play random games' segment

>>1465002
Jesus christ dude...

>>1465006
BUTTS

THE BOSS

>>1465002
Thank, for fucking that up, faggot...

IS SASHA RIPPING OFF #BEATUPJOHNCENA BUT WITH DANA?

sasha is literally the worst on the mic, ever. shes so fucking ugly too, how can a girl be so ugly

nice name drop.

Is sasha actually related to snoop or is that just ongoing storyline

>tfw sasha is balding

BROTHER NEGRO

BROTHER NEGRO

IT'S OVAH!

BROTHER NEGRO

BROTHER NEGRO

>>1465014
>>1465017

NEXT THREAD

>>1463498

>>1463498

>>1463498.

>>1463498

>>1463498

>>1463498.

OH SHIT! THE LAST ERAING IS NEXT

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>>1465019

The fuck was that?

DILAPIDATED BOAT BROTHER NEGRO!!!!

Sasha is literally bald baka

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>LITERALLY RIPPING OFF THE FINAL DELETION

COME ON

>>1465029

She's related to snoop dogg the way ramen is related to the rock

Does Sasha have downs syndrome

Why is NEW DAY dressed like common blacks? They should be in their gear, or something more colorful.

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>>1465031
>>1465032
>>1465034
>>1465035

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BROTHER NEGRO, ITS OVAAAAH. THE FINAL DELETION

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

BROKEN WOODS INBOUND

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BRAY WYATT SINGLEHANDEDLY SAVED THE WWE?????

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I DEMAND DILAPIDATED BOATS AND FIREWORKS

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Sasha is so fucking ugly

>>1465044
uuuuh no, sasha is legit snoop dog's cousin.

Why do people like Sasha again?

>having to rip off TNA segments
>the state of WWE

>>1465043

freaking leeches

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWW BROTHER NEGROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1465055
Muh baws

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>tfw waiting for some stupid womens match so I can go shit and shower

>>1465051
You mean

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN MATT HARDY SINGLEHANDEDLY SAVED THE WWE WHILE NOT EVEN BEING IN THE WWE?????

>yuropoors call part time, "spare time"

>>1465055
Shes qt

>>1465055
she watches anime just liek me

>>1465055
She has a cute feminine penis

>>1465058
Kek

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>>1464885
vintage /wwe/

>>1465062
What?

>>1465055
Le totally not gurly nerd bait

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>>1465060
Same bruh

>>1464838
That's what I was trying to go for

>>1464927
Nigga, I've never been to Kentucky. From NY and live in NC now

>>1465055

Best woman wrestler

The Wyatts should really GTFO and come back with other gimmicks

>>1465017

You sure are mad.

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Happy negros gonna die

i missed the beginning did paul heyman do a thing tonight?

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>New Day

SISTER ABIGAIL

Wyatts better not lose on their own fucking turf.

Le final erasing

The Wyatts are so good.

WE TNA NOW

>this is actually happening

wwe has no shame

SISTER ABIGAIL

I have never not wanted a non-divas segment more than this

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>Brother negros, I'd knew you come

BROTHER NEGRO

SISTER ABIGAIL

Lel what the fuck is going on

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BROTHER XAVIER

2spooky4me

>>1465084
Brother TNA

>>1465076
wew lad you just made it clear to me, i feel sorry for you

lmao what the fuck is this

DELETE

DELETE

BROTHER NEGROS

HOLY SHIT MAJOR MEMES INCOMING

your reminder why wwe films isnt profitable

BIG E STRONK!

>literally ripping off fucking TNA
State of WWE

What the fuck am i watching?

GOOD OL' LYNCHING

BROTHER NEGROS, I KNEW YOU'D COME

They are seriously ripping of Final Deletion, complete with overuse of jump cuts. What the fuck WWE?

BROTHER NEGRO

BROTHER NEGRO

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the fuck is this shit?

BROKEN XAVIER CONFIRMED

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>>1465071

This is horrible... The wyatts had such potential

So this confirms it. TNA >>>> WWE

>those realistic punch sounds
NOT
PG

>when you try to rip off lucha underground and fail miserably

thanks Vince

So we're watching attempted murder right now?

Literally Final Deletion tier

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>mfw this

LYNCHING
Y
N
C
H
I
N
G

It's literally a lynching

HOLY SHIT

DELETE

THE

NEGROS

>yfw the tna chants break out

>>1465096
The home of our begginings

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>there are 10,000 people sitting in an arena watching this

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THAT WINDSHIELD BUMP

BROTHER XAVIER BROTHER XAVIER

Big E is literally the black dude who dies in every horror film

He has to know this

hahahahahhahhaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT EVEN IS THIS

BOAT WHEN

>>1465095

You are a moron.

where is the ring?
where is the boat?
what is this leading up to?
what the fuck is this?
if you're gonna rip off matt hardy you need to make it watchable

Why doesn't Braun just go shirtless all the time he looks way cooler like that

BLACK LIVES MATTER

This is the dumbest shit I've seen since new & improved purple Undertaker vs. fake old grey Undertaker.

All they need is Leslie Neilson to help solve the "mystery".

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>meme wrestling is a thing

Thank you based Big Money Matt

>cant even see shit cause of this filter bullshit

bravo. wwe are talentless hacks

holy shit.....this is the worst possible time for WWE to air a segment like this

I.....I kinda respect that

IT IS A DILAPIDATED SEMI

Jesis these production values are garbage, I can't see shit, there is no flow to the match/narrative. What the fuck is even happning?

STROWMAN BTFO

Wow this is mad fucking gay

not good at all

literally a humorless final deletion

BROKEN WOODS

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>WWE burying the Black lives matter movement right now

>those braun bumps
respect desu

ENOUGH WITH THE SCREEN FILTER

Wow, just holy fuck wow.

You know things are bad when WWE has to rip off TNA. And I'm one of the people who fucking hated the final deletion.

this is pretty awful

>>1465139
did he actually do this face?

top kek

Is this what happened to Negros who whistled at white women back then?

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NEGROES BTFO

>the absolute state of this

Final deletion was a parody of wrestling itself.
This is Lame. Even the posts in here are better

>>1465144
>>1465144
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>>1465144
>>1465144
>>1465144
NEXT

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This is honestly awful.

Final Deletion was a 10. This is a fucking 1.

LITERALLY TNA tier

JUST A GOOD OL' FASHIONED NIGGER BEAT-DOWN

>>1465133
Next week New Day challenges them to their turf. Where they fight in downtown chicago to a herd of BLM chimpouts

>>1465149
>they even used a cinderblock

>>1465153
You're pretty awful desu

Well, I take it the Wyatts win or else why are we seeing the video feed that's al fucked up

hahahahahahahahaahhaahhahhaahahhhaahhaha

who the fuck is directing this? I can get why they use the shaky cam in the ring but it makes no sense in the fucking wilderness. Atleast set it up that one of them is shooting this

Around the wyatts, niggers can't riot

Fuck WWE. None of this phony rip off will become a meme.

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>punches sound real as shit
>no blood in sight

Couldn't they have just filmed it?

Why does it have to look like a high school film student's final project.

IT'S OVAH

THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

WHAT IS THIS

DO THEY REALLY WANT 0.5 RATINGS?

What is this awful effect and flickering shit? It makes it look so bad and hurts my eyes

Wew lads that was shit

was there anal bleeding?

When did rob zombie become a writer?

>>1465155
KEK

>nothing happened

Now that the dust has settled, how do you rank the last erasing?

That was horrible, they can't even copy TNA right, why the fuck are The Wyatts liked again?

Soooooo the wyatts get their asses kicked on their home turf and they're supposed to look strong? Who the fuck writes this shit?

Usually for AJ.

But holy shit, there was NO pop.

5/10

TNA BTFO

I'm surprised I didn't have a seizure watching that fucking shit. I thought the final deletion was hard to watch due to shaky ass camera work and michael bay quality quick action jump cuts. That was a fucking eye sore.

let's copy TNA and do a thousand times shittier job than them

gg, wwe

oh look more nothing happening on raw. that wyatt compound visit had so much potential but so fucking pointless this is so fucking shit

smackdown gm better not be vickie

Jesus Christ these guys are so shit.

This crowd is the epitome of dead

will he ever have a new catch phrase?

>>1465243
will he ever need a new catch phrase?

BASED ENZO&CASS GETTING THE BIGGEST POP OF THE NIGHT

>T
>E
>N
>D
>I
>E
>S

>>1464794
autismspeaks.org

>>1465306

kek