Paige's ovaries

>>1459634
Shes had multiple abortions. Her vagina is haunted. Shes the most disgusting diva on the roster. Is there any girl trashier than her?

its just a phrase she uses

>El Patron has broken Paige's mind
His dick game must be fucking YUGE

>you can hear her say that in her voice

>>1459634
She is about to get that big brown dick inside her. >>1459651
No, white guys don't know how to treat a girl. Us brown dudes fuck a girls mind to keep that pussy on deck.

Yeah her and AJ just use that phrase a lot. She said her ovaries exploded when she saw Goldust at her tryout

>>1459649
>>1459662
Disregarding that specific phrase, Del Rio certainly has had quite the fucking impact

I wonder how Del Rio actually feels about this high school bullshit.

>>1459677
Meh, he knows he has it locked down.

>>1459677
He shrugs his head while thinking 'A woman 15 years younger than me will suck my balls tonight'.
Most likely

>>1459675
Oh she's infatuated with him. And I mean, very good looking, fit, tall, rich, mature man, I'm not entirely shocked the 23 year old is smitten

>>1459688
Well, she is in a business where the are many fit, tall, good looking men so perhaps it's the mexican swag.
Or the whistling.
I wish I could whistle like Del Rio

>>1459698
becky and sasha stay fucking goofy looking manlets tho while paige is getting maddox and del rio so whats really good???

>>1459698
I dunno Del Rio is pretty high tier even in wrestling. Dude looks like a Mexican James Bond.

Plus he is much richer than most others in WWE. And he's seemi gly well suited for Paige, given that despite his age he's no wallflower.

In any case for Paige, this is definately the biggest catch she's got, so no shock she's a bit like a giddy schoolgirl

>>1459707
So he has everything except for a good finisher

>>1459707
>Mexican James Bond.

konnan called him this on a podcast

he also talked about paige backstage and how he was told she was a lesbian and that even though she didnt have the biggest tits or ass she was the one that had all the guys attention

>>1459707
People give Del Rio a lot of flack, but I still maintain that he is one of the best role-players that WWE has ever had. Dude is a competitor with a moveset that people respect, and he is always one betrayal away from being an A- heel.

It certainly doesn't mean that he is the best wrestler ever, but if history has proven anything (Triple H), you don't need to be the best wrestler to get ahead. Del Rio will continue to be one of my favorites, especially now that he is in such good shape and slaying hags

>>1459714
He has one, he just doesn't use it often. The cross armbar is an awesome finish

>>1459725
i think hes better suited to be a face, they just have to do it right. he was pretty over as a face at one point.

>>1459723
Wait Konan said this, or ADR on Konan's podcast? And when?

Alberto the Slag Slayer

(A.S.S. for short)

>>1459735
konnan did on one of his newer podcast

the one thats entirely in spanish

>>1459741
Well the fucks me over then. Take your word for it.

And Paige is suppisedly Bi so, he's half right

>>1459634
HOLY SHIT! FUCKING BASED EL PATRON. HOW COULD ONE MAN TAMED A SLAG THIS EASY?

>>1459748
A normal man cannot, but he is the prince of Mexico

>>1459705
too bad maddox screwed her

>>1459745
thats pretty much all thats said, they just talk about her sex appeal and then start talking about porn and how natural girls are "in" and then back to lucha talk.

>>1459760
maddox is dreamy as fuck

"my ovaries are exploding" is just common mid 2000s deviantart-style speak for "excited"

did el patron tame this slut to the point shes learning to cook his mexican dishes?

>>1459889
no british slag could manage to cook mexican food, he's probably the cook in the house

>>1459905
They live in San Antonio, surely there is a bunch of cheap mexican maids for that shit

>>1459905
she could learn

>>1459634
She sounds like a stage 5 clinger

>>1459925

It's cute until they start getting really jealous.

>>1459929
Jealous girls are sexy.

>>1459956
Especially those who try to "win" by doing anything for you

>>1459963
My ex always tried to please me, she'd make me snacks and come over to always do some dirty shit. It didn't go well and her jealousy pretty much ruined her even though I'd talk to her almost all the time, at school and at Steam when home. But that's my experience maybe she overdid it, jealousy is sort of cute because it shows they care.

how do people feel about these two as an on screen thing?

>>1459968
>annoyed that a chick shows she is into you

>>1459969
Who cares? What another man does with his dick is not my concern.

>>1459968
Guess I had the luck of the draw then. Got someone who was jealous even when she had no reason to be. She never overdid it though, just a few things here and there to try and impress me

>>1459969
I'd like it. Either as a device to make him an even more hated prick "look I'm fucking your waifu". Or some for of face power couple, by gaving him feud with Miz and Maryse

>>1459980
>annoyed that a chick shows she is into you

She demanded my time, I really couldn't hang out with anyone due to that. Honestly at this point in my life it would be fine but during HS it was annoying.

>>1459983

She once punched me in the ear because this other girl she didnt' like hugged my arm. But she immediately regretted it and I let it go since I know that's the way she acted. The best part I can say out of it is that she never cheated on me but she cheated on her (I think) current bf with me.

>>1459988
they could be a power couple team

>>1459992
Could originally be a team, but clash because the personalities are so different. Like prissy and perfect Miz/Maryse ending up clashing with Aggressive and prideful Del Rio/Paige

>>1459990
That's where you put her in her place, like she wanted you to do in the first place. Submissive girls need someone to control them or they act out.

>>1459990
Yeah I never had the aggressive type. I had the super clingy submissive type. Was great.

>>1460006
Heh she always liked it when I was being controlling. But I think if I did put her in her place it would be more like bullying because it was way too easy for me to make her do something. She was a submissive person but wanted to be an equal when she was pissed, it's weird.

>>1460012
No, you are just to beta to give her what she wanted. Submissive girls want their power taken away. They want task, duties, things to make you happy if you can give them what they need. When she was crying she realized you wouldn't give her what she wanted.

>>1460010
Even the aggressive ones want to be submissive in bed. They just want someone to put them in their place and make them feel like a woman.

>>1460024
Well I guess I was lucky getting someone where by that was very easy to do, there was no resistance to that being her natural role

>>1460024
When I joked about me doing that and her current guy not she seemed to have agreed. I really think that's all women, they want to feel beautiful.

>>1460020
You don't know shit, I really haven't given out all the details for you guys.

She was submissive and always tried to please me, she felt (or at the least bit told me) she felt like she didn't deserve me because we had different personalities. She didn't cry or complain except when she felt like I was moving on from her. That was her issue, we'd still spend a lot of time hanging out.

>>1460031
They don't want to feel beautiful, they want to feel needed and to have a purpose. The hottest women have the lowest self-esteem.

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>>1459657
Found Pajeet everybody

>>1460039
Beautiful and needed I think are the same. If you treat them like they're ugly they won't feel needed. You're right about purpose though most girls I've known always talk about the distance they had from their boyfriends even though they always gave them attention.

>paige is a bunny boiler
not at all surprised by this
just disappointed
she seems like she'd be much cooler and chill than your average nutcase woman.
All the same.

>>1460044
No I'm Chicano. I got that Latino heat.

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>>1460067

>>1460048
No they are not. I'm giving you some solid advice here that I learned in my years of dealing with women. Telling a girl she is beautiful everyday will not keep her from cheating on you with a guy who will fuck her the way she wants. Guys are not selfish enough in relationships and women start to think less of you. Shit that seems mean outside of sex, like slapping, choking, hair pulling, become the type of release these pretty little girls need. I didn't used to think my gf "wanted to be treated like that", then I learned she was getting from someone who would give it to her that way. Now I don't waste anytime putting girls in their place.

>>1460071
I wish I was as based as El Patron. I can't wait to hit middle age and start fucking these young ass chicks with a Daddy complex.

>>1460083
Fuck, you're right that sounded really fedora-y of me to say they just need to be beautiful. I don't know what worked with me and my ex when we dated, it was the boundaries I put on her when it came to talking and me pretty much telling her what we'd be doing. I didn't even tell her everything about me when she did for me. She'd smile sometimes when I'd get mad, I can't tell if she liked it or she liked the fact that I'd be "Treating her like shit" as you put. But no, you're right it's something that I did involuntarily when we dated.

>>1460099
Work out and become famous like he did, that's my goal.

>>1460102
Getting you mad got her wet. Women like to experience passion, but usually only know bad ways to get it out of us. You should bent her over and spanked her before you fucked the shit out of her and made her swallow your load. I'd tell her to get me a sandwich afterwards while she is still trying to catch her breath.

>>1460107
I work out, but I'm not a weight lifter or a legit athlete. Just trying to stay healthy enough to fuck for an hour. My advice to you is get money. 2 commas in your bank account is sexier than looking like a model or having a 12 inch cock.

>>1460134

That top part seems like what happened, she tried to get passion and figured the way to get it was anger. In the end I figured this wasn't going too well but it could've worked, but the effort on both sides wasn't there.

>>1460134
I can confirm this fucking works, and it's fucking hot as well. So long as you don't take it to stupid levels of aggression, putting women in their place like that is always a good way to go

>>1460139
No, you just didn't have the knowledge you do now. She sounds like the type of girl who would want to call you Daddy. Don't let the girls work you; Make them mark out on you. It takes less work than you think to get things where you want them.

>>1460147
Yeah you always need to play it by ear, but don't be afraid to take the opportunity. Not all girls are exactly the same, but genetically they want a man to be a man. If a girl wants you to fuck her like an animal then I demand you fuck her like an animal.

>>1459956

To an extent, man. I had a past coworker go full jealous psycho stalker on me and that wasn't fun.

>>1460067
just cause your Chicano doesn't mean your good looking retard.

>>1460265
And what happened with that?

>>1460134

Money and status is like a cheat code in a video game, honestly. You can get laid without much cash but you're working four times as hard as the guy with a nice wallet.

isnt del rio married?
wasn't josh married?
wasn't maddox engaged?

paige is a legit homewrecker lmfao

>>1460265
That's because you couldn't put her in her place early enough and she assumed possession over you.

>>1460284
Latino Heat is an attitude baby girl.

>>1460293
It's not a cheat code. It's your basic health to stay alive. You can get laid without cash, but you will have more limited options. It's takes money to be in certain places where you can meet chicks that you can bang the first night you meet.

>>1460300
Two of three were no longer with their wives. Maddox was, but I dunno what the situation was.

Also the Josh stuff is also complicated by the fact that it overlaps Paige being with Del Rio. Given how much Paige is clearly into him, and how much Del Rio could fucking destroy him, I don't know the extent of the Josh stuff, but it seems minor to say the least. Whether it was a short thing, or one fuck, or just super flirting, I dunno. In any case, seems like ultimately nothing of significance for Paige.

>>1460285

Long shit story but here we go.

>girl at old shitty job likes me but I was seeing a girl that lives in my apt complex
>usually go out occasionally after work with coworkers for a drink since some of them are cool
>coworker girl starts getting too friendly and eventually gropes me
>not interested or attracted in the slightest so I gently shut her down to be nice
>she keeps making non-subtle passes at me during work hours, people start thinking wrong things
>jealous as hell, makes shitty comments about other women, specifically the girl I'm seeing
>has her parents in one day to drop shit off and introduces me to them in an awkward way, her mom specifically creeping me out
>she starts bringing up topics that i only posted about on my personal social media accounts, ones she's not added on
>tell her to cool it one day and shut her down very very hard when she gets too friendly again
>she flips the fuck out like I was the one being weird, quiet the rest of the day
>doesn't come in the next two days due to 'illness'
>get walls of text from her and her mom (guess she gave her my number) just telling me I shouldn't toy with people's hearts, I was a piece of shit 'player' and coward etc.
>show girl I was seeing the texts and say 'This is the crazy chick I've been talking about'
>she's shocked since she added her from a random friend request on FB mindlessly and kept getting 'weird personal questions' from her
>stalker girl comes back that week and is an absolute cunt to me and everyone
>finally say 'fuck it' and go to boss, lay out details and evidence of everything that happened in the workplace and say 'it's either me or her I can't work like this'
>other coworkers say that she has been harassing me etc., find out she was being very shitty to other female coworkers too
>boss and coworkers know losing me would be bad since I was a hard worker and everybody there pretty much owed me a favor
>stalker girl gets canned that week

>>1459705
Sasha is ugly AF and Becky has a manlet fetish

>>1460324
Paige and Brad Maddox fucked? I'd pay legit big money to watch that. Brad Maddox was a 10/10 no homo

>>1459956
Jealous girls are hell on earth, especially when they're psychotic about it

What will she think about all this when they break up?

>>1460387
Apparently yeah. The whole thing last week was someone apparently had a screenshot of their sex tape. Inconclusive though tbf, and the giy who had it has gone missing

>>1460379
Pretty sure I'm the only person who'll bother reading your wall of text.

I've been there too. Unfortunately I ended up getting drunk and slipping my obsessive coworker the dick.
It was impossible to get away from her after. I'd literally lock myself in a room at work and hear her banging on the door trying to get in (despite the fact that she worked in an entirely different part of the building and had no business being there).

I ended up very blatantly hooking up with someone else right in front of her at a staff party to get the message across.

>>1460379
I've had a similar experience in highschool, it's a shame that she wasn't hot like her older sister, or else i would've gave it to her.

>>1460404

You did the right move in the end. Crazies need concrete proof since 'no' is 'maybe' to them.

It's a nightmare when that shit happens though. If I wasn't seeing someone else at the time I might have made that same drunken mistake just to wet my whistle. Can't imagine the shit storm that would have followed.

>>1460379
You didn't nip it in the butt early enough and you shouldn't let your gf add people on fb without your permission. Plus you could have made some sweet sexual harassment suit money.

>>1460389
So are wild horses until you pull em by the ear and break them.

>>1460324
>overlaps

kek as if it matters. maybe she was exploring her options. look at that post about what konan said, sounds like she has her pick of the litter and this is the wrestling business.

I dunno that IG post made me feel like its a TD stunt.

>>1460835
Well I'd say it matters with Del Rio around. He doesn't seem the type to want to share his things. That's why it seems insignificant at best, because Del Rio would break Josh in half if it carried on

>>1459634
Holy shit, this is sad.

She is literally a cuck and Alberto laughing by his ass off whole in India.

>>1461475
Cuckquean.

>>1459675
He also found "papi" played into his hands.

He was not believed beautiful still cold and free spirit for all that? If so, damn, found her union.

This could end disastrously.

Points will be written Vince them to different kinds? Lol.

>>1459651
She is going to kill herself once he dumps her.

>>1461535
shoo shoo Babelfishposter

What if a work. found Del Rio with another diva and runs on Paige's like Fatt Hardy made ex

judging by her exs tweet she said all the same shit to him so i doubt shes going to lose her mind

personally i think shes doing this so publicly because she knows how it riles people up, not only on social media but on forums like these and wrestling news sites that for some reason make everything she says into an article

>>1459725
Agreed

>>1462021
her ex ain't shit

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>>1459634
what the fuck is going on with her
she talks like a 14-year-old

>>1459651
>>1459657
this , white boiis are stupid and betaish.

is she autistic?

>>1462058
>is she autistic?
feels a bit that way
maybe it's all just kayfabe

>>1462051
She is pretty much mentally a teenager, it's pretty obvious from Total Divas.

>>1462063
but total divas is fake anyway

>>1459698
Yeah but del Rio has a giant fucking cock

She took a hard bump and it made her ovaries rupture. She's scheduled for an emergency oophorectomy soon.

>>1462069
makes sense to fuck him then
but why be so mad in love?

>>1462064
>this is what marks actually think

>>1462079
>marks
>think it's fake
you don't know what a mark is

>>1462077
Because he's a smooth talking buff mexican with slick hair and a giant cock. She's infatuated. Remember previously she's dated twink white boys with tattoos and beards. This is the first real man she's been with. And his cock is fucking humongous

>>1462082
I'm looking right at one son.

>>1462084
but why be in love if it's only about looks?

>>1462091
Look up infatuated. Also, like I said, she's never been with a man before so this relationship feels different for her than all her previous ones. And his cock is huge

>>1462091
It's not all about looks, it's also about money and penis size.

>>1462095
you seem obsessed with his cock
how do you even know how big it is?

>>1462098
Just look at the bulge when he wrestles. It's huge. She's infatuated

>>1462098
Don't you watch the front of a wrestler's trunks when they're in action.

>>1462106
don't you mean flatuated?

>>1462113
¦:y

>>1462098
haven't you ever been in a situation where a girl is obsessed with how big your cock is?

>>1462106
it isn't
and fuck you for making me look

>>1462112
no, I'm straight

>>1462126
I feel uncomfortable talking about this

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>>1462128
Cmon dude it's big

>>1462138
Could be mostly balls though

>>1462128
how big is yours?

>>1462095
you know shes been in relationships that werent shown on total divas

>>1462141
why... why do you wanna know? it's none of your business

>>1462145
just wondering. tell me

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>>1462139
Could be, probably isn't. This man has a giant cock

alright lads time to guess rank their dick sizes

del rio, tough enough josh, brad maddox, kevin skaff

>>1462147
no
this is none of your business
besides, why does it matter? my penis size is nothing I chose, it's just what I was born with

>>1462159
>del rio
Massive, like 6+ inches
>tough enough josh
Probably a nice piece of meat, 5 inches
>brad maddox
Mediocre, 2 inches
>kevin skaff
Small, 1.5 inches

>>1462188
>Massive, like 6+ inches
that's not massive, that's slightly above average at best
>Mediocre, 2 inches
that's not mediocre that is way below average
>Probably a nice piece of meat, 5 inches
5 inches is microdick

>>1462201
Maybe in your fantasy world
Post your dick bro

>>1462208
my dick is 5 inches so slightly below average
I'm not gonna post it, I'm not a fag
gay enough I talked about dicks at such length

>>1462212
>at such length
hehe

>>1462212
>dick
>fag
>gay
>dick
Fucking hell mate, you sound like you're obsessed with gay dicks.

>>1462143
So far the only other know ones are a huge Norwegian fuck when she was a teenager, and Maddox.

Judging by the past, I think it's a safe assumption Del Rio is the most grown up man she's dated

>>1462051
>I love you papi

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Del Rio's obviously a cover job.

>>1462591
JESUS I WANT THIS TO REALLY BE THE TRUTH. MEXICANS AS COVER STORIES

OH FUCK

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>>1462607
It would be class.

>>1462591
why would they cover that up?
lesbian wrestlers are gonna give them brownie points with SJWs

>>1462628
I dunno. There are some members of the audience that probably wouldn't accept it.

>>1462633
the majority would, and the majority would much rather have a problem with anti-LGBT stuff
also aren't some wrestlers openly gay?

>>1462591
it was cute that they watched extreme rules together sort-of from the crowd and were interacting with fans and stuff

>>1462640
Yeah. There's Darren Young and Pat Patterson, and I guess Kanyon and Orlando Jordan fit into this too.

Things have improved a lot and it would be a lot better now than say, fifteen years ago, but you'd probably still get the odd idiot at shows.

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>>1462633
>the audience won't accept hot lesbian action

>>1462646
>but you'd probably still get the odd idiot at shows
I think people are generally more tolerant towards lesbians cause it's hot

>>1462652
>>1462664
Well there is that I guess.

>>1459651
I'm a straight male and even I think Del Rio looks like he fucks like a champ.

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>>1462894
>He whistles and twirls his finger right before he shoves it in her British cooter.

>>1462942
he whistles his finger?

>>1462954
Yes, he's that based.

>>1463049
That's a magnum dong and a half holy shit

>>1460401
Patron had the cartel kill him and burn the tape.

>>1463049
>everyone trying not to look at the mandango

>>1463049
My word.

I'd really like to see them have sex. Maddox would do too.

>>1463049
>barrett and rusev looking down at their own in disappointment

>>1462051

holy shit, did she regress a few years from some concussions or something?

>>1460324
Maddox was engaged, if it spilled into nxt /his time on the main roster he was 100% married. neither are innocent