Just so people know, Becky Lynch is a b*tch in real life.

Becky had a bad attitude, got angry at kids and complained the entire night.

one of us
one of us
one of us

>>1437126
okay

0/10 didn't even try

I also want to say that I saw Becky put my sister (Who has down syndrome) in a headlock then she chokeslammed her down the stairs. My friend Gavin also said he saw her kill a puppy.

True, honest.

You forgot about the part in the story where she tried to walk out of the store without paying for her Milky Ways.

>>1437144
Based as fuck. I like Becky now

Of all the things in history that happened this happened the most.

In October 2001, Rebecca Quin met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which she expressed her condolences and hope for closure, she reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. She then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Quin became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

I don't believe this story. Becky suffers from low self esteem. Also, she's Irish. She wouldn't know how to use a phone.

Fuck Becky. All Irish potato niggers are subhuman trash. I believe this story 100%. Rebecca was literally a subhuman living in a trailer drinking and doing drugs. Fuck her. Dana is bases but she's getting a little.chubby

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>>1437188
>Rebecca

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>>1437188
>Dana is bases
what did it mean by this?

>>1437126
Same OP, she's a bitch - here's my story.

I saw Becky at a grocery store in Los Angeles one time. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Excuse me, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by saying "THAT'S BEXCELLENT".

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>>1437188
>subhuman
>subhuman
How to spot a stormtard 101

Yeah, okay
You need to get done, done, done, done at work, come over
We just need to slow the motion
Don't give that away to no one
Long distance, I need you
When I see potential I just gotta see it through
If you had a twin, I would still choose you
I don't wanna rush into it, if it's too soon
But I know you need to get done, done, done, done
If you come over
Sorry if I'm way less friendly
I got niggas tryna end me, oh
I spilled all my emotions tonight, I'm sorry
Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
How many more shots until you're rollin'?
We just need a face to face
You could pick the time and the place
You spent some time away
Now you need to forward and give me all the...

>>1437197
Triggered potato nigger detected

>>1437126
>Sashafag on full damage control as Becky is getting more and more heat while Sasha is floundering

On vacation to Europe last fall, I went with my GF to visit the Auschwitz museum in Poland. My gf is part-Jewish and this was important to her. The trip was a part of a special coach package and it was a long day - 5:50am start. This incredibly noisy and stocky Irish girl got on, talking loudly to the driver while listening to Linkin Park at full volume on her Dr Dre Beats and taking an age to deposit her travel case in the luggage compartment at the front. She proceeded to tell everyone that she was "Feckin' Becky Lynch from the 'dobbyu-dobbyu-Ehhhh'." It was a sombre coach journey and many of the passengers were elderly, and openly weeping. But Becky spent the whole time laughing and cussing out passengers whenever they asked her to listen to her rap metal at a respectable volume. She told people that she was "Feckin' Oirish" and that, actually, the Irish had wanted the Nazis to win the war, "just to stick it op tha feckin Brits arses."

When we got there, our coach party was led around the tragic theatre of death, but Becky was on her phone, talking over the top of the tour guide the whole time. She spent most of the tour flicking her red hair and taking selfies: pretending she was taking a shower under one of the pipes in the gas chamber while her guffawing cronies laughed and took photos.

At the end of the tour she loudly declared that she "didn't believe that any of it had really happened, but would have preferred it if it did". She then demanded to be taken to the gift shop.

As she was being escorted away, I heard her say "....and make sure you close it off to members of the poblic before oi get there. Oi don't want to be bothered by any eejit poiple while I'm choosing a lampshade for me ma".

Did she steal a bunch of Snickers bars too?

Is it possible to get a gf while being NEET? I just want someone to talk to

>>1437126
To be expected from a legit pikey that was dragged up in a caravan

>>1437342
> s-sashafag
Nice try jeff

Your autistic waifu's attitude obviously stinks worse than your neckbeard

>>1437188
If you think that story is true, you are a fucking moron and should learn the difference between fact and fiction

>>1437162
Wtf I hate Becky now

>>1437126
Why would WWE send in their biggest asshole heel to meet kids? Seriously, wasn't ANY face available?

>>1437347
Kek

>>1437126
fake, you shouldn´t have included the my name part thats where it gets obvious you´re posting a fanfiction

Waifu wars is a hell of a drug

>>1437126
>"My name is The Irish Lasskicker, don't call me Becky.
If not for this bit I would have been willing to accept the possibility of this being true

>>1437650
Kys

>>1437541
Roman Reigns isn't doing anything at the moment, I bet that would've made the kid happy

>>1437975
Then you're a moron

>>1437975
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>>1437983
>>1437990
Sure, because 'woman is a bit of a cunt' takes a massive leap of faith to believe.

>>1437193
Doesn't matter which celebrity is the subject in this story, makes me crack up laughing

>>1437162
>>1437433
Really? I love her all the more

>>1438017
Please return to r9k and rant more about how women have done you wrong

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>>1437126
>replying with "My name is The Irish Lasskicker, don't call me Becky"

sounds familiar...

I don't believe you even for a second.