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>Good Looks
>Charisma
>Great on the mic
>Okay in the ring

What went wrong?

He was over as fuck with marks, smarks and anti-smarks around 2011-2012. His gimmick was hot especially during the Jersey Shore era.

He also is responsible for getting WWE to branch into the internet/social media from the success of his "Z! True Long Island Story" show on youtube all by himself.

Is this Vince/WWE's greatest blunder of not striking when the iron is hot?
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Uh no new mediocre on the mic
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>>1434183
Please have sex
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He tried to get himself over, that's a no-no
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>>1434180
Shitty deadend gimmick. Hes right where he should be.
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>>1434180
>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Parties every night
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>>1434238
This coming from a Dean Ambrose mark.
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>>1434280
He only gets paid half a million not to shoot on them, which is weird since Dolph shoots on them and he gets paid roughly a million
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>>1434280
Mhhmm
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>>1434285
Eh, it's pasta. Although almost all of the claims is true. Except the Internet Champion claim.
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>>1434226
Jericho did it too with Goldberg.

Vince should admire someone so based that they have balls and reach for the brass ring.
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>>1434180
>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Parties every night
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in
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>>1434180
he was boring as fuck
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Who?
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>>1434180
>great on the mic

this is a new level of denial
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>>1434180
Got himself over, and Vince is said to hate that shit.
Also bitched on Twitter about not being pushed. Got buried fright after it. Despite being buried for like 5 years straight, Ryder is still over. No clue why they still won't push the guy? Safe to say he has payed his dues and payed for his rant on Twitter.
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>>1434804
Isnt the point of wrestling is so you can get your character over and sell merch? Isnt that not enough incentive to let a popular guy go over, I dont know what is.
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Ryder is shit. When will this fucking smark love end? Have sex you autists
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>>1435268
Because of ego, Vince was so insulted that Ryder didn't wait in line to beg for a push and did it on his own that he was completely buried as punishment. That was 5 years ago and he still hasn't recovered
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>>1434280
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night

kek
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>>1434180
>>Great on the mic
>>Okay in the ring

Should be switched.
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He will be WWE Champion or WHC soon (next 1-3 years) and will be a new champiom of Grand Slam doing this:

> Tag Team champion at one of the "Edgeheads"
> USA Championship for less at one month, losing it with Jack Swagger in Monday Night Raw.
> Intercontinental Champion for 1 day and after be removed of the 4-man feud for the belt.

If The Miz could, Ryder can.
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got more cheers at wrestlemania than the face of the company
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>>1435311
Literally everyone on the show did, when you consider how intense his boo's were.
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>Ryder booked as 40 pounds lighter than Roman Reigns despite being visibly larger
RYDERFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH, BASED VINCE PUTTING HIM IN HIS PLACE
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>>1434238
>>1434288
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>>1435313
He did get one of the best receptions of the night which has to count for something at the biggest Wrestlemania of all time.
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>>1435676
on raw as well, right before he got buried by cucksev

fuck rusev
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>>1435720
In the Battle Royale or the match where he slammed Rusev into the stairs? Regardless it just proves he's over as hell and he could actually be something if he was booked to win matches.
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>>1435732
on raw for the #1 contenders to the us title
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>>1435736
I'm surprised they didn't eliminate him immediately. There must be someone that likes him because he at least appears more than people like Swagger Sandow and Stardust did when they were with the wwe.
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