What was his fucking problem?

>>1300619
Abandonment issues and being a cuck

>>1300622
Literally this. He talked about it on WTF podcast

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>>1300619
Hypocrite, whiner, etc.

>>1300619
He didn't have a father figure in his life

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>leave the WWE of your own volition and not because you became disabled/dead or popped for drugs
>people STILL talk about you every day in spite of the fact you haven't even set foot in a ring for literally Y E A R S

can't make this shit up. Punk was and still is the literal GOAT.

>>1300705
When's your fight phil?

>>1300619
Didnt take a shower, didnt hit weights, didnt get a clue.

>>1300619

Allow me to list them for you......

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1300705

Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?

Also >>1301344 dubs of truth!

>>1301344
>>1301345
fuck off phil

>>1300622

>being a cuck

how is he a cuck? stop throwing this word around so much

>>1301696
His wife made out with half the roster in a literal slut storyline.

>>1301734
> storyline

QUIT BEIN' A FUCKIN' MARK!

>>1301740
>they weren't really in love so it doesn't matter
Great news, means I can cheat on my gf while playing truth or dare since it's only a game and therefore not real.

I wonder how long it will be until the IWC can have an objective discussion on CM Punk's career. He has been gone for 2 years and still every thread almost instantly dissolves into

>whiner
>hey, phil

>>1301750
Implying you ever had or will ever have a girlfriend.

>>1301750
> I can cheat on my gf

I'm sure your right hand will be very understanding if you try out lefty for a while.

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>>1301764
>tfw when you're ambidextrous

>>1301734

so? you know its fake right?

>>1301767
Does that mean you can never give yourself a Stranger?

>>1301781
The Stranger is when you sit on your hand so it falls asleep and then using it to beat off.

>>1301758
Any time I want to give him the benefit of the doubt I imagine his entrance at Wrestlemania 29 where an entire stadium cheered in unison for this one guy and yet in the back of that guy's mind he still wasn't happy because he wanted to come out half an hour later.

>>1301826
It's almost like the main event carries more prestige (also more pay) than undercard matches

Why does everybody hate him ?

>>1301953
Jealousy mixed with what they perceive as betrayal.

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>google cm punk nickelodeon
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDD3AB4OcEo
>"I can't believe I Jack off to this and I not gay I would never Jack off a man I guess this was my first time."

>>1301758
>>1301826
There's nothing to discuss. He's a mark for himself and his fanbase of marks are the worst marks of marks.

BMJ stabilized the ratings above 4.5 in the mid-late-2000s. During Phil's time in the ME and as champion they were below 3.5.

Who the fuck is this "Phil" everyone keeps bringing up?

Are you talking about former WWE Superstar and WHC C.M. Punk?

>>1301978

Cucked Manlet Phil.

>being jealous of a "cucked manlet"

>>1301344

Ok, this pasta is mostly spot on, but what's wrong with liking hockey? At least it's not some faggy shit like apehoop or boreball or divegrass

>>1301758
Yo, Phil.

>>1301352

Not sure you understand how the Phil thing works....

>>1300619
>>1300654
Hasn't got a clue.

>>1301344
You should add "So much of a faggot his dad became an alcoholic even before he was born"

>>1301734
>actors acting is cuckolding

>>1301990
Lose weight

>>1302080

Kys ya manlet nerd

>>1303231
18+ have sex

>>1303234
>Kys ya manlet nerd

Kys ya manlet nerd

>>1300619
nothing.
he left wwe because he thought his talents weren't being properly used and he was being coerced itno fighting while partially injured.

everyone has moved on. wwe has moved on, punk has moved on, reddit has moved on. /asp/ has not moved on

>>1303314
you forgot /wooo/

you lekta cuck

>>1303328
okay,
/asp/ and /wooo/ haven't moved on.

His problem is that none of the current wrestling companies deserve him.

There is literally nothing wrong with being a cuck married to a little Indian boy.

>>1300705
It's literally just /asp/ at this point. Everyone has moved on