How the fuck does an ugly, obese, slob have such a hot wife?

>>1299486
Money

Its a power thing. She can do pretty much whatever she wants and knows he won't do better. Money can counteract this, eventually earning enough to get hot girls to look past your flaws, but as Owens is already married it won't matter. He'll have earned that money while with her, thus entitling her to at least half.

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Having a big fat cock

>>1299490

You need to go outside and have sex sometime.

IS THIS YOUR GUY HUH?

Translation:

>why does Kevin Owens get the hot chick and I couldn't keep a fleshlight wet? I'm only a little bigger than him but so much more handsome!

>>1299493
Married. I've been avoiding sex recently as my wife is currently baby crazy and I'm hoping it passes.

>>1299497
>gets married
>doesnt even want kids
Whats the point?

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>>1299497

>married
>avoiding having sex
>talking about wrestling on a D-Grade board on a anime website

Holy shit. You're fucking PATHETIC!

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>>1299486
>yfw you're just as fat and will never, EEEEEVER score a wife that hot

>>1299489
But she was with him when he was poor as fuck too.

My guess is that he lets her fuck other men and is more a companion than a lover.

>>1299497

So basically, you just admitted to us that "please have sex" actually applies to you.

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>>1299505
>>1299495

>>1299497

You know you can talk to her about this and maybe come to a solution as adults rather than say.. avoiding.

Ah, who am I kidding. You're either lying or fat and she's fat.

He is a well-adjusted human being, unlike you

He wasnt always this fat. He also has money.

>>1299486
because he's fun and charismatic and good at what he does.

>18+ virgin boy

>>1299486
is she actually hot or does she just have a pretty face? I know quite a few fatties with a very pretty face but weigh a lot more than me

What I am saying is - post body shots, of her, please

>>1299593
She's a legit smokeshow

>ugly
>slob
He's fat but that's about it

fat fuck here, it's all about having money, confidence and being funny

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>>1299501
Nor him but
>everyone on 4chan must be a loser like me
Fuck off weebcuck

>>1299486
Money. She's not that hot anyway. A bit above average.

She is cute but I wouldn't say hot

>>1299486
>ugly
Owens is quite handsome actually.

>>1299678
>i-its not t-that hot.
>i-i can do better.

Sure cuck.

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>>1299879
>>1299878

>>1299892
>Worked by Kayfabe Owens
>Worked by Kevin.

Top kek.

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>>1299907

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>>1299678
>>1299872
>not as hot as u my love

M
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>>1299913
>he has KO themed pictures
>He is worked THIS hard.

F

B A S E D

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>>1299932
cringe

>>1299949
worked.

>>1299879
We're not all virgins like you.

>>1299486
because he use to not be a fat fuck

>>1299913
>>1299892
>>1299517
lmao

>>1299986
>i-i can d-do b-better i-i swear!

Beato pls.

>>1299966
CRINGE

>>1299997
Stop projecting. That's not even what i wrote either

>>1299999
>So worked he got quints

>>1300005
>s-stop p-projecting.
>i-im n-not a virgin.

Sure pal.
>Worked this hard that a fat fuck is more successful in his sex life than he is.

Sad.

>>1300011
Get your stutter checked out. It seems to be giving you trouble

>>1300013
Stay worked.

>>1300018
You're not working anybody ya manlet nerd

>>1300020
>Getting so worked by a meme
>Getting so worked by a Wrestler
>Getting so worked by a character.

Tip top worked.

>>1300026
Kys ya manlet nerd

>>1300031
How can one kiss themselves?

>>1300043
By kys ya geek

Cringe
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No more Cringe

>>1300062
Point at the nearest object and scream YOU LIKE THIS?

>>1299497
>hoping it passes

It won't. Once a woman mind is set on a babay, you guys are having a baby. May as well get use to the idea.

>>1299501
>He thinks everyone on 4chan is a kiss less 16 year old loser

Not him, but also married for 6 years. Also old fag of 34 years. Been browsing 4chan for 12 years. Honestly don't know what I would do if this board ever shuts down.

>>1299497
Vasectomy, my friend.
That way if she tries to "whoops" you, you know shes cheating and have the paperwork to prove it.

Fuck off Ms. Owens.
We don't care about your children.

>>1300102
> 12 years on 4chan
Cringing hard
How much does your wife weigh?

>>1300102
>Honestly don't know what I would do if this board ever shuts down
Saddest thing i have read all day desu

>>1299486
He's got game and not a complete loser

>>1300062
How do you manage to finish a match after drinking a burger smoothie ?

>>1300115
>deleting your man seeds to appease a woman
Use condoms fuck sake

>>1300131
Do you honestly think you will hit a certain age, then just suddenly stop browsing 4chan? You my friend are retarded.

>>1300161
And have her poke holes in them/split?

No use for "man seeds" if you don't want kids. Kill all the future life-ruining, bank account draining fuckers.

SALT the thread

Charisma you stupid idiots

>>1299486
Have sex plz. Anybody with a dick and half a personality can get laid, even with a hot chick.

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How do you go from this...

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>>1300268
... to this?

>>1300268
>>1300271
By being two different people?

>>1300268
>>1300271
are you faceblind?

>>1299517
Even this dude look more badass than KO

>>1300271
wow that's some ugly ass niggas

>>1300062
Already met him at a show back in 2006. Asked him to get out of my way so I could get in the building.

>>1300397
was he standing in front of the loading dock you fatty?