>Wrestles for billion dollar most famous wrestling company

Where does it write in a WWE contract that you need to be a 5% body fat greek god build wise to be in it?

Because i am pretty fucking sure its not required.

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>>1263413
When you wrestle for WWE I think Vince expects you to not look like an obese, neckbeard soccer dad slob.

>>1263411
> Can't be bothered to go to the gym
> Has to go from town to town
> Maintain some form of fitness to be able to wrestle
> Wrestle multiple times a week
> Balance a wife and kids
Sure is lazy.

>>1263417
So why aren't Triple H, Titus O Neil, Jack Swagger etc disgusting obese slobs.

Kys ya manlet nerd

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>>1263411
>le wacky antics
>le meme line for the 50th time
>terrible hairline, ugly as sin
>will never get an actual push for more than a month
>will always be overshadowed by superior sethgod and romanguy
>will probably job to jerigoat at extreme rules

kevin owens as won the IC title twice and beat cena in his first match and is all ready more over than dean kek

>>1263416

And yet that obese, neckbeard is probably way more athletic then you will ever be.

>>1263411
What state do you live in?

>>1263429
>Being on this board 24/7
I Kys you my friend

>>1263429
kek

Not the first fat wrestler

Won't be the last

>>1263429
this is how deanfags cope with their favorite wrestler being in the shitter, see ya in five years when dean is a ziggler 2.0

>>1263419
Because they were already buff before they joined, they're just maintaining it.

>>1263416

It wouldn't be so bad if he were fat and strong, like Rikishi kind of was, but he's just fat and weak.

>>1263416
You do have a point.

Here's one anons opinion:

Having all different types provides variety.

And his moonsualts and such are that much more impressive because he's a fat ass. I mark out more when he pulls shit like that than I would for a dude like Neville because it just looks that much more impressive and it's surprising.

Also, one can kayfabe believe, and believe in reality, the damage would be much more receiving such a move from fat ass than muscle manlet.

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And yet he's more agile than most of the thinner roster.

Also hes probably in better shape than any of us will ever be. He clearly has great cardio.

>>1263440

You know what else has great "cardio"? Gazelles.

You know what kind of things are strong? The kind of things that eat gazelles.

>>1263413
Go have another stuffed crust pizza or four, Kevin

>>1263444
Y'know another thing that's stronger than gazelles? Hippos. They're fucking hench.

>>1263416
>When you wrestle for WWE I think Vince expects you to not look like an obese, neckbeard soccer dad slob.

Vince probably signed like 100+ fat obese dudes to the E so you shut your beatiful mouth.

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>they like kevin owens because they look like him

>>1263437
this, and triple h is clearly on drugs

Did Bray ever get this much shit from neckbeards when he debuted?

>>1263411
And yet he moves faster than most and is capable of extremely long matches.

>>1263459
nice meme

>>1263459
Someone post the pasta

>>1263457
>a neckbeard trying to call me one

top kek lose weight kevin

>>1263437
owens was in more decent shape when he joined NXT, he just doesnt care now that hes signed.

>>1263457
Bray Wyatt
>isnt a manlet
>can actually grow a beard
>has more muscle than KO
>cant cut a decent promo
>has great ring presence
>isnt an indy darling

>>1263457
no he made jokes
>im the army tank with a ferrari engine!
also
>Did Bray ever get this much shit from neckbeards when he debuted?
why would they when he looks exactly like them they were euphoric when he debuted fedora tipping with a long ass beard.

>>1263413
>>1263417
>>1263420
>>1263423
>>1263434
>>1263436
>>1263437
>>1263440
>>1263450
>>1263457
Kevin maybe if you spent your time in the gym rather than samefagging on an anonymous imageboard you wouldn't be so disgustingly fat

>>1263469
>they were euphoric when he debuted fedora tipping with a long ass beard.
kek

>>1263472
thanks for the extra (you)

>>1263472
Owens destroyed

>>1263472
fucking kek

Every KO match ever
>>Entrance music hits
>>waddles to the ring*
>>By the time he gets in the ring hes out of breath so he'll walk around and shit talk the crowd or make fun of Michael Cole
>>Match starts
>>rest hold*
>>Punches opponent
>>rest hold*
>>"Do you like that [insert city name]?"
>>rest hold*
>>Gets punched
>>rest hold*
>>lays on the ground as his opponent gets his offense in
>>rest hold*
>>has a comeback
>>rest hold*
>>bowling ball in the corner
>>rest hold*
>>does some flippy shit
>>"AND THATS WHY IM THE CHAMP"
>>rest hold*
>>Pop pop powerbomb
>>tired and panting like a dying elephant falls onto his opponent
>>1-2-3*
>>waddles backstage as everyone thinks hes selling his injuries but is really about to go into a diabetic coma

>>1263481

Stop patting yourself on the back, fatty.

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>>1263484
>Kevin Owens fan calling anyone fat

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>they like kevin owens because they look like him

>>1263429
fucking kek

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>>1263488

You must be since you can't stop hating on someone that looks like you being more successful at life.

>>1263483
THE SHITTY OF KEVIN OVENS

>>1263509
FUCKING KEK

>>1263509
Kek

>>1263509
kek

KEK

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im seriously starting to think that 90% of kevin owens fans are fat, especially the ones on the internet

>>1263509
good selfie dean mark

>>1263527
probably because most americans are fat

>>1263530
true.

99% of kevin owens fans are american

>>1263509
KKEK

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>>1263490
>e
>>1263454
>>1263429
>>1263527
>>1263509
top fucking kek

How are KO fans going to recover from this

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>>1263509
KEK

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Based Owens working people by just being fat.

>>1263577
gee i wonder who this poster is

>>1263429
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>>1263524

Le samefagging

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>>1263593

>>1263598
we all know you have like 700 proxies carter you aren't fooling anybody

>>1263610
kek fatso kevin owens mark is this upset now

KEK

Imagine Owens.
But with a Steiner's body.

>>1263593
>Kevin Owens fans are THIS worked

Run out of cheetos you fat mess?

>>1263616
It's part of his character though. He thinks he's above losing weight for show. He has a superiority/inferiority complex, he's bitter amd jealous and always out to prove something.

>>1263413
Nowhere.
But don't cry like a babby when he loses to reigns or cena.

>>1263661
>Part of his character

Another millennial excuse for excessive obesity.

>>1263411
As Tommy Dreamer likes to say, " I work hard to look this bad."

>>1263667
More like he happens to be a glutton and works it in to his character. Nice projecting though.

>>1263542
>>1263539
>>1263527
>>1263509
>>1263490
>>1263454
>>1263429
HE's FAT

To be fair he's pretty strong and has broad shoulders. I'm sure he lifts a bit.

>>1263687
He lifts quite a bit of cheeseburgers I'm sure of that

>>1263687
What next on the rolodex?

He's "big boned" and a good ol' country boy?

Is he on HGH?

He's one fat mother fucker

His shitty beard pisses me off more than his weight.

>>1263727
This. Fat fuck looks like he glued pubes on his face

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>>1263539

>>1263692
Then how come he can lift Cena when he's a manlet?

>>1263411
That's his only gimmick though. He's fat. Like a white Yokozuna

>>1263434
Samoa Joe

>>1263909
You do know the wrestlers help with lifting each other. God im talking to fucking marks...

>>1263909
Fatty throws his arms up like a cheerleader with pom poms in the air while the other guy jumps up as high as they can and takes their own back bump. That's you great display of "strength" from Fatty.

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>>1263909

>>1263955
So his package pile driver doesn't count then? Cause there is only so much helping that you can do with that move. Not even an Owens mark, but thats straight bait famalam.

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>>1264025
Shut up fatty

>>1264031
>one of us

KEK

It seems like it would be way better as a wrestler to be strong-fat. You could take bumps better.

>>1264037
>strong-fat

except he's not strong

>>1264037
Exactly but Owens is not strong-fat hes just fat-fat

>>1264031
Literally BEGGING you to have sex.

>>1264042
>>1264045
So you think your average Amerilard or 4chan neckbeard could lift Cena and hold him there?

>>1264069
hold him where?

>>1264069
Hold him where?

>>1264069
Cena is only like 200-something pounds. If you can't lift that up quite frankly you're most likely a manlet nerd.

>>1264070
In the go home driver and package sideslam

>>1264083
i could because i'm not a manlet

>>1264076
No way is Cena any less than 220

>>1264085
Thats lightweight famm.

>>1263423
The person you replied to also isn't making shit tons of money from a huge corporation. It's not his job to not look like a WoW player.

>>1263664
"It's still real to me dammit!", fucking fag

>>1264086
You couldn't lift your 1 inch pinch without a struggle faggot, kek

>>1264234
tell that your fat smarky friends when aj lost at payback fatty

>>1264237
Im 6'3" and play tier 1 uni football. I'd tear your fucking head off with but a mere thought manlet nerd.

>>1264108
Being a fat fuck is Oreowens look, i dont see the problem
He is better as an obese manlet than just a manlet, it isnt hard to work out

>>1263419
Triple H doesn't wrestle regularly
Swagger gained weight quite a few times during his career
Titus is a freak though

>>1263411
its like youve never heard of roy nelson

>calls himself a prize fighter
>looks like a Doritos and Mountain Dew endorser

>>1263448

Hippos are surprisingly fast in straight lines. They will also fuck up pretty much any other thing in Africa.

KO would be a hippo is he were stronk like Rusev.

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>>1263469

>im the army tank with a ferrari engine!

That shit caused my autism to flare up. Some rinky dink Ferrari engine would not be able to move a goddamn tank. Ferrari are pretty light for their size. Tanks are REALLY fucking heavy. There's a goddamn reason tanks have TANK ENGINES YOU FAT HILLBILLY.

>>1264085

I think he's bill at 265 or something. Either way, probably lighter than Owens' actual weight, and I could easily hold Cena in a fireman's carry myself. I'm pretty sure I could hold Cena in every manner short of a Gorilla Press.

>>1264085
cena weighs 240-250

>>1264031
>one of us.

Fucking kek

>>1263411
What a fat fuck

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>>1263416
Ewww

>>1263472
>people think this is funny