Great opener, all downhill from here.
Why did you even make this thread?
Shitty fucking match
First for Dean
>>1093439
Thanks.
>>1093439
WHO /stephanie/ HERE?
>Fat Ass Frog Splash
Based
>>1093452
Are you a tripfag?
>>1093454
Here's your
>You
>>1093459
/waves
another monday night watching children's programming and wondering where it all went so wrong
>>1093467
Looks like a Val Venis shirt
>>1093467
Why is it dripping?
>>1093475
Kek.
>>1093467
>dix
how apt.
I've been drinking since 3pm and feel like im gunna pass out
THE TORTURE RACK
SHOUT OUTS TO LEX LUGER!!!
FUCK OFF /POL/
>>1093467
More like Styless
LOOKED LIKE WAYNE ROONEY MAGGLE
who /skylanders/ here
does styles even do the spiral tap anymore?
I have doritos, twinkies and ice cream bar.
Which should I eat first?
FUUUUCK, dat powerbomb!!
>>1093494
>Buying a money pit
HOLY FUCK
Fucking great spot there
>these 2 aren't main eventing WM
WHY
HOLY SHIT WHAT A POWERBOMB
HERE WE GO QUEERS
JERIDAD IS HERE NOW
COOL DAD
>cool dad ruins everything
I bet people backstage is panicking over how good this match is.
>2 commercials
>Chris Jericho
They really don't want this match to be good
COOL DAD
O
O
L
D
A
D
HI DAD
>>1093501
Twinkies, ice cream and Doritos in that order.
Cool dad has arrived
>Chris Jericho ruins the best Raw match in awhile
And match ruined
>>1093489
faggot
I'm so fucking sick of this Styles/Jericho shit.
G-go get 'em AJ
COME ON DAD. DAMNIT
missed the opening what happened?
THEY LITERALLY COPIED THE FUCKING FINISH FROM SMACKDOWN HOLY SHIT
HOW DO THEY EXPECT PEOPLE TO WATCH SMACKDOWN IF THEY REPEAT IT ON RAW
Is cooldad gay for gay community?
>Y2Jew
no more
>>1093509
HHH's got to make his dick look big.
Shit finish, but still great match
Wtf are these dumb ass soccer references?
>Man City vs someone?
Wow how the fuck am I suppose to know what he means? What am I supposed to feel?
Lmao indie fags btfo
This is my first time watching Raw in like 4 or 5 months. This was a pretty damn good match. Is Raw usually this good or is this a once in a blue moon thing?
Is he getting fatter..?
>>1093539
They know no one watches it.
>>1093557
He's actually lost a lot of weight
>you've gotta be kidding me
exactly Kevin
BOTCHAMANIA REFERENCE
>>1093538
Chris Benoit, Hulk Hogan, CM Punk, and Chyna reformed the N.W.O.
>Botchamania
BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA SHOUTOUT
>Ziggler
Come on now
>>1093557
And neckbeardier
Wait, that isn't Sami Zayn
BOTCHAMANIA
>>1093522
>This money match wasn't utilized at a PPV or Roadblock
>>1093468
Oh look, I was right.
Dolph?
>>1093556
Once in a blue moon.
Did Ziggler says Botchamania?
>BOTCHAMANIA
>>1093556
Smackdown has better wrestlin but don't tell /wwe/
BOTCHAMANIA
HE SAID BOTCHAMANIA Xd
what a cool way to ruin an otherwise amazing match
thanks shitty wrestler dad who needs to retire
BOTCHAMANIA LMFAO
>It's a Dolph Ziggler tries to win IC Title at Mania episode
So we go from a 5 star match to jobber central
He's got a bicycle!!
HE SAID BOTCHAMANIA
VINCE ON SUICIDE WATCH
BOTCHAMANIA
>Botchamania
fuck off miz
Didn't losing last week make Ziggler ineligible for wrestlemania?
BOTCHAMANIA SHOUT OUT! MAFFEW EAT YOUR HEART OUT!
>Botchamania
>Saying the word botch
THAT'S A FINE
Ryder is in this match too taking Neville's place BOOK IT
Bring it ooooooooonnnnnnnn!!!!
HE SAID IT
Maffew must have just jizzed his tiny panties
>Botchmania
I-is Ziggler secretly one of us?
>BASED MIZDOW
Fatal four way for Mania.
>jimcornette.jpg
>BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
Neville could've been there
>Botchamania
Kek
>kidz bop music
>Miz still wearing that weeaboo outfit
JUST
>no reaction for zayn
Sami "no pop" Zayn
>Zayn
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
>shitty 4 way setup
No interest at all.
BASED MIZ
A
S
E
D
M
I
Z
Who /miz/ here?
>four way
YES.
RYDER IS REPLACING NEVILLE
SAMI ZAYN IS HERE!
Wait...Sami Zayne has a 2 Tone themed shirt?
What the...?
>It's a everyone fights for the IC title ladder match
> i said botchamania goys
lmao ziggler sucks
>Sami Zayn comes to ruin another segment
why the fuck are they singing ole ole
>Another ladder match for the IC title at Wrestlemania
>>1093647
This
>>1093650
Are you seriously or are you just memeing?
>skinny Seth Rogan
oh my god my sides
>>1093636
>>1093640
Nigga what? I need proof on that.
>>1093623
>jimcornette.jpg
I don't get it.
Can Sammy Zayn gtfo.... most bland wrestler ever.
Does Miz think he's in Final Fantasy?
Pretty sure this will be my last raw for awhile the way this is going. This writing is just such shit. They just contour to bury the ic belt, plug the network, fuck this shit. And mania is the same night as the walking dead season finale.
>inb4 see you next week
>skinny Seth Rogen
BASED MIZ
>>1093664
18+
>Skinny Seth Rogen
Miz is the best
BASED FATASS JUST MADE AN TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
>>1093648
kill yourself
Sami BTFO
BASED MIZ
>>1093659
>Ambrose vs. Stroman
>>1093668
see you this thursday
>Dean v Braun
JEANS
>KO still selling the powerbomb from the top rope
Nice
>>1093650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UppumD1RBO0
>ko still out of breath ten minutes after his match
MUH BOY DEANS GUNNA FUCK BRAUN UP!
FUNK
Wait...he isn't dead?
>first Foley's blessing
>no Terry Funk
>>1093664
>>1093658
>Are you seriously
What did he meant with this?
Also, FUCKING TERRY FUNK
>tfw Neville was supposed to be in this segment
He looks OLD AS FUCK. Goddamnit Terry.
CHAINSAW CHARLIE!
TERRY FUNK
A L I V E
>Actually went to another location for one of these
Neat.
>Terry Funk
O bby!
FOREVER
FOREVER
FOREVER
Oh fuck! IT'S THE FUNKADAURUS
TERRY FUNK IS ALIVE
>>1093698
>>1093705
terry sounds like stone cold
POST YFW TERRY FUNK IS WRESTLING TONIGHT
FUNK
FUNK
FUNK
FUNK
>audible brain damage
concussions are no joke kids
They should have added two more people and just made it a ladder match for the IC title.
>that big titty bitch behind deano
Wait I thought Terry Funk died like 2 years ago.
Jesus absolutely no emotion from funk
TERRY IS STILL ALIVE! AW SHIT!
>>1093698
now*
F U N K
>CHAIN SAW
HOLY SHIT THEYRE GOING FULL CZW
Funk's alive?!?!
>>1093725
WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT THAT CARD?
>if i had a daughter.......
drifts away
C Z DUB
CHAINSAW CHARLIE
OH SHIT ITS THE FUNK
What the fuck is he talking about?
>Cole saying IS THAT TERRY FUNK like 30 fucking seconds after he comes on screen
I like this gimmick of hardcore folk giving Dean shit to beat Brock with
WHEN THE FUCK DID THE SHOW STARTED??? SHOULDN'T IT BE ON ONLY IN 15 MINUTES??
>Telling an orphan that if you had a son you'd want him to be just like you
lmao
>Chainsaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAOPhWzfiN0
So I'm guessing Dean gets a shit ton of items from past legends for his match against Brock and uses them all at different moments to win?
>Gets Foley's Wire Club
>Gets Funk's Chainaw
Why is Roman higher on the card than him again?
Pretty soon Stone Cold is going to give him a beer
>>1093693
>Dean's going over this Saturday
>I know it to be true
J E E Z U S
E
E
Z
U
S
>>1093485
Didn't Nikki have to get surgery because of that rack attack of hers and is considering retiring?
>yfw Dean talks to Him Dggan and Hacksaw gives him the 2x4
>Dean with a chainsaw
>>1093718
TEXANS
>>1093745
Idiot desu.
>Mick Foley
>Terry Funk
NEXT WEEK. STEVE BLACKMAN
WWE WANTS TO KILL BORK!
>ECW
>CZW
>ECW
>CZW
>DEAN AMBROSE GIVEN BLESSINGS FROM MICK FOLEY AND TERRY FUNK
IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>cutting wood
Absolute madman
This guy is just fucking unpredictable and crazy
What will he do next
>>1093746
Lmfao I was just thinking of that when i saw the chainsaw
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>1093748
>Dean chainsaws Brock in half and pins both halves of his body
>>1093750
Whos next on the Hardcore tree? Tommy Dreamer?
>>1093745
Daylight savings time. Do you live outside the US or in Arizona?
>Tommy Dreamer comes out and gives Dean a sheet pizza and a tub of ice cream
Alright, so we have
>Mick Foley
Spiked bat
>Terry Funk
Chainsaw
Who else we missing with iconic weapons?
Jim Duggan's 2x4?
>>1093750
Al Snow gives him Head
Rest in piece in piece Brock
STING'S BAT
>Best in the country
>Terry Funk shot that segment in between matches in the local high school gymnasium
>>1093750
>Not knowing Barbie's name
18+ you fucking casual
>>1093761
No, but seriously, has it started sooner?
>>1093738
>implying that wouldn't mean he would walk out that future ROASTIEs life
1 of us
>>1093439
No Fuji to pass on the salts.
>>1093777
I don't think they'd show that on cable TV you sick fuck
>>1093766
Beat Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania ;)
>>1093775
Maybe
inb4 they actually bring Sandman with his cane
>Goes to Foley
>Acquires barbed-wire bat
>Goes to Funk
>Acquires chainsaw
DEAN AMBROSE IS OBVIOUSLY ON AN EPIC RPG ADVENTURE TO ASSEMBLE THE TOOLS TO BRING DOWN BORK. WHICH LEGEND IS HE GOING TO NEXT WEEK AND WHAT IS HE GOING TO ACQUIRE GUYS?
>>1093770
iron sheik andhis persian clubs.
>>1093746
>get out in the ring, faggot
Holy shit what an era
>>1093775
Sandman's Singapore cane
>yfw Sandman gives Deano his blessing and gives him his Singapore cane.
>>1093775
Sandman's kendo stick
>mfw Brock still goes over at mania
>>1093790
>inb4 they actually bring Sandman with his cane
I'd love that. Get Sabu and give him a chair.
>>1093777
WORRASEREBDYWANT?
WORRASEREBDYNEED?
>>1093775
Steven Blackman with the kendo stick and Sandman with the cane
>>1093777
VEGAS TRIPS CONFIRM
>>1093773
I'm a yuropoor mang, what the hell are you talking about?
>>1093777
keked and checked
>yfw Tommy Dreamer give Dean a spiked 2x4
>>1093795
Only if he jerks off the cane first though
>tfw Dean gets blessings from 2 legends and Bork still wins
Local TV WM32 in Dallas spot.
>Arlington Fags BTFO
>>1093791
>Goes to HHH and gets sledge hammer
>>1093775
Trashman's trashcan
>>1093791
Sandman and his kendo stick w/beer is next
>>1093791
These vignettes are indeed entertaining, especially this latest venture with Terry Funk
>>1093791
Steve Blackman's kendo stick
>>1093770
Sabu.
>yfw Al Snow shows up and gives HEAD to Dean
>>1093795
>sandman
>alive
>2016
>>1093799
Get Haku in to teach him how to bite of peoples noses and break handcuffs and shit.
>>1093791
the dudleyz turn face to give him the table
>>1093743
next up: New Jack gives dean an ak-47.
>>1093791
RVDs weed
>>1093814
>>1093775
Chris Benoit's Gun
Spike Dudley shows up and gives Dean brass knuckles
>KO is out of breath just talking to Steph
TRIPLE THREAT FUCK YEAH
>>1093810
Stop
Scott Hall should give him that taser he used on Goldberg. Plus beer. Lots of beer.
Owens was adorbs in that seggy
>>1093791
Abdullah the Butcher gives him a fork next week ... and Hep C
>>1093828
REDACTED
>>1093791
>goes to William Regal and gets brass knuckles
>>1093828
Not Brian Pillman's? The fuck man?!
>>1093798
Are people stupid enough to think they will give Dean a win agaisnt fucking Bork?
>>1093828
>gun
>not a bowflex and bible
>>1093791
Al Snow's Head
>T-Tell Hunter I said hi
>>1093828
Benoit didn't use a gun you moron
>>1093775
What if he gets Taker's urn and uses it to control him to lose to Shane?
Sami Zayn reminds me of a CAW. His look, his moveset, his song are just mediocre
>>1093791
Danzig and his water jug from the JEEEZUS promo
>>1093791
Stone Colds shopping cart with free Booker T
Al Snow is going to give Dean HEAD
>>1093820
Big Boss Man gives him Big Show dad's coffin.
>New Jack brings Dean a sprite next week
>there's a knife inside the can
>>1093791
Jim Dugan and his humongous wood
>Sabu comes out and gives Dean a table before climbing on top of something and attempting to jump through the table himself, missing completely and landing face first in a pile of broken glass
Kek Owens using the belt to cover up his fat arms
>Tell Hunter I said, Hi
>Tell Hunter I said hi, bae
fuck
>>1093775
Blackman's kendo sticks, Sting's baseball bat
>>1093841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYPVRgyw1A
>Perry Saturn gives him Moppy
they're recapping this again?
>>1093812
Cowboy games are still called from Arlington though and everyone who matters, as in Texans, know Jerry World is in Arlington.
WE WANT THE GAWKER GOLD SUCKA.
HULK HOGAN WE COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA
BMJ ON OUR TV'S AGAIN
>>1093850
>his song is mediocre
lmao ok b8y mcm8b8
I wish Johnny cena was here...
>>1093855
I almost spit my drink out laughing at this.
Did Hardcore Holly ever have an iconic weapon?
it's cool shane my dad doesn't love me either
I miss Big Match John....
>Interviews from the Legends
They really want to hype this match to the max!
>game of thrones
cringe
>turn on wrestling
>it's everything except wrestling
>>1093775
Finlay's weapon. I don't remember the name of that shit
>>1093870
It sounds like it would be "Superstar 4" on Smackdown vs Raw 2007
MR KENNEDYS MICROPHONE
>>1093843
The same people who thought dean was winning the rumble and the triple threat AND at the house show.
Yes.
CENA PLEASE COME BACK
>Game of Thrones scenario
>>1093873
Crash?
>Cena is a legend
>>1093873
Sparky Pluggs racecar
>>1093880
Shillelagh
>Abdullah the Butcher comes out and gives Dean his Hepatitis C covered fork.
>Austin being envious of anybody else's career
OF ALL THE PEOPLE THEY USED TO SAY THAT LINE. OF ALL THE PEOPLE INVOLVED IN THIS FUCKING VIDEO
>>1093879
i wanna FUCK that rabbit
>>1093880
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shillelagh_(club)
>>1093489
Fuck off kike
>Dean visits Chris Benoits grave next week and performs satanic ritual to absorb his evil murdering powers.
>>1093888
>cena isnt a legend
>Chyna gives Dean the bazooka
>>1093775
John Cena's padlock
>>1093892
KEK
E
K
>that will be the last Bong
If you people had to show 1 wrestler to family/friends to explain why you enjoy the sport who would you choose?
>>1093888
>girls hate him!
>>1093769
>Chainsaw breaks when it hits Brock Lesnars adamantium skin.
What's the point of undertaker even winning
>>1093893
It makes sense if you think about it. In terms of longevity, Undertaker has outlasted austin by a long shot.
>>1093892
>Fork.
It was a spork you fuck.
BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT
>taker still going
I love that Undertaker actually made a visit to Mike Foley after their Hell in a Cell match all those years ago because Taker legitimately thought he accidentally killed Foley.
>>1093904
Reigh Mysterious
WTF
>white people
>>1093904
paige's fat ass
my grandpa can't get enough
>white people
>>1093899
And several STDs
soon
>Nig Day
AYYYYY
WE WANT SOME NEW DAY
>>1093750
Sandman will smash a can off his head and give him a kendo stick
Theses guys are so fucking gay.
>>1093904
>>1093489
r ur feeling hurt ????
>>1093897
He ends up texting Roman about the dogs in the enclosed pool area and no-showing mania.
the fuck is this booty gimmick
so they're too lazy to even make new jokes every week now?
New thread time
Was that Nathan 4U?
What the hell?
>>1093899
Was that the name for Haitch's old strap on?
>>1093899
wait is this a euphemism for getting pegged
What the actual fuck was that gay shit
>nxt chant
>awkward forced twerking
>>1093904
My family used to watch wrestling too
>>1093926
Sandman died a few years ago, anon.
>>1093775
BARBED WIRE EVERYTHING
>nig e
>>1093931
>>1093935
It genuinely looked like him
>>1093920
>Paige
>fatass
Are you Irish?
>Elizabeth Banks shilling for some shitty app
So sad.
>>1093903
nah
>white people
>>1093904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJPZzlOhBmA
>>1093930
>>>/reddit/
>>1093920
.....can anyone post that pasty posterior desu?
>>1093904
Stone Cold. Stone Cold vs The Rock at WM (all three) and him beating the shit out of Booker T in the grocery store because THAT'S AMOOOOOOOOREEEEE!!!
was great when Shane-O paused, was really touched and said 'thank you Detroit'
>Heidenreich's chocolate bar
>>1093946
irish AND drunk
>>1093951
reported :^3
Anybody else ever notice New Day's "Hey, we want some New Day" jingle is a rip of 2 Live Crew's "Hey, We Want Some Pussy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNej0Nonlw0
>>1093870
Guys...will dean really use a chainsaw at rustle mania?
>>1093933
>the fuck is this booty gimmick
Cause who doesn't like booty?
>Scott Steiner's steroids
New Jack gives Ambrose the knife he stabbed the guy NINE TIMES with
LADS STREAM PLS
>they call themselves 'the lads'
>they have never said this in a promo and JBL started saying it randomly
>LADS
>league of yuropoors
Wew Lads
>>1093960
that's the point
Raw was good while it lasted.
>THE LADS
has the big guy come on yet?
>>1093941
What no he didn't
every time new day is on, I change the channel because of the cringe
>>1093960
Fucking really?
>lads
DA LADS
/woo/ lads
>"They call themselves..."
>Cole looks down at the script
>"The lads!"
>>1093963
>>>>/asp
What does he mean by this?
Based Rusev!
Owen gives Dean a turnbuckle
>>1093962
Can I get some sauce on that booty?
>I brogue-kicked right up their booty-o's
>>1093982
>/woo/
>>1093986
Fuck off
>more recaps
How buried is the LoN member gonna be that takes the pin?
>>1093967
Fug indeed
taima.tv
>>1093962
Is that Mal Malloy?!
>>1093786
this is how ashley jones was made
some right wing neet has a daughter and then bails.
she then, in an attempt to replace him, seeks admiration from guys on 4chan
>>1093439
What was the opening ?
I forgot Del Rio was a thing
>>1093983
There's like 100 ways they could present the idea that they are "The Lads" too.
>>1094002
Is it a trap?
>cute girl wearing that gay unicorn horn
u wot
Del Rio wishes he was dead
>>1094002
I'd fuck it
>>1093950
Sexxxy Eddy used to do the same thing.
>>1094008
Your mom and Roman had a live sex celebration
We need a WEBM now!!!!!!!!!!!
Im cringing
(YOU)
Trash gif when?
Is it me or is New Day incredibly stale by now?
>The state of this segment
Why do people defend New Day as "funny"? This is excruciatingly painful, like any of their brony promos
>>1094028
>>1094015
wow, how new are you? she was being spammed on every board this time last year
Del Rio BTFO
Sheamus BTFO
>those gay voices
>shame is getting over as a chant
Fucking hell
>>1094051
Yeah that's what face means in WWE.
>>1094032
L
L E W D
E W
L E WW D
D
>>1094002
Who's this cancer?
>smarks will defend this but bash on Roman Reigns
more like their opinions belong in the trash
>Random guy in crowd: "You're not funny!"
this segment is a shit
>>1094051
They made them faces that's why
>>1094059
They're taking too many of Xavier's ideas and running with them
>>1094077
she's popular on this website, i guess like how you guys on reddit like jennifer lawrence
>>1094110
name?
>>1094114
>>1094125
ashley jones
do you guys also not know who rose, boxxy or crackychan are?
step up your girls of 4chan knowledge
>>1094141
I know those three obviously, [spoiler]I've even met Rose[/spoiler], never seen this one before.
The New Day is entertaining, but there are some things that kinda ruin the gimmick for me and keep me from completely liking them. Like the Booty O's are funny, but the trombone is annoying because Woods doesnt know how to play
>>1094147
Did you suck his dick?
>>1094155
When it first started and they were just ad libbing and making new shit up every time they were gold, now Vince has got them down to just repeating a set of catchphases and nothing else.
>>1094173
Actually a she.
I was disappointed too.
No words
Woods does not know how to play that damn thing
WHAT IS THE 2ND RAW THEME CALLED
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME!
I wonder which NXT guys are gonna be at the Andre Battle Royal
I guess Kane is heel now?
>Fandango is still alive
I dont think Stan Hanson was on the original list of HOF inductees that got leaked
>>1094002
She post pics of her feet?
>is roman heely face now or facey heel?