>you will never put your face between charlotte's tits
Rollins keeps breaking EVERY pin attempt by the Face team.
God, should I just quit and skip this match? This is so long and no one got eliminated yet
Alright fuck it, not like it changed anything.
Sami seems like a bretty strong IC champ now
And by the way I made Bret wrestle exclusively for NXT
HE GOT HIS RETRIBUTION FROM LAST GAME WHERE HE WON THE RUMBLE BUT SHAWN WENT OVER AT WM
Alright lads, hope you're ready for the ROYAL RUMBLE
can anyone see vince getting cold feet on roman? does romain turn heel? if so, how will it work, who does he face and what becomes of triple h?
or will vince have roman win, have triple h attack him, dean to make the save and turn heel on roman, joining the authority? but then will the audience boo dean? this is the only somewhat intriguing mania match for those reasons for me. then you have to factor in if shane wins and takes control of raw. i suppose triple h could retain, and then shane strips him of the belt?
I only added one wrestler per option, no more 3x Hogan for example. Makes it more diverse
Also game just crashed when I alt-tabbed so not sure if I won't have to simulate over a long time again, fuck
maybe this time it won't crash
Ziggler entered as #1
Big Fat Samoan Who Thinks It's Real #2
Thankfully it's possible to turn it off in this edition.
Mark Henry #4
And Upside Down Sheamus #6
Time to wait for some eliminations
DUDE LOVE TAKES OUT RIKISHI
Why does he always cry when he gets screwed over?
MIZDOW PUSHED MARK HENRY OUT
maybe finally some non-jobber will enter?
this looks like a jobber royale, fuck
He wants to make a bond with the people via feelings. It isn't working tho
I would if my internet was good enough
such is life in potatoland
>roman could've been the next big thing if they just made him beat up everybody without saying anything like he did in the shield
Fuck you vince! I'm still going to root for the big dog though
Because I didn't max them
Miz eliminates Dolph
>not getting hype for the quarterly poland rumble
what did you get banned from reddit for?
MIZ JUST ELIMINATED MIZDOW
GOD BE MY WITNESS
Aaand Harper takes Dude Love out, shame
Literally only one faggot is replying to the cuck spamming 2k16
Big E eliminated by Neville, Harper and Miz
Harper eliminates Neville, Barret enters as #11
Why is this all jobbers, fuck
Aaaand Kalisto eliminates Barret
Nothing is stopping you from discussing wrestling here.
Agreed. Does he realize nobody will give a shit and how irrelevant a simulation match he is playing is? Nobody is betting money or anything. It makes me laugh how he is putting all this effort in taking screencaps and waiting for (You)s telling him how cool he is
And Miz eliminates Kalisto, fucking kek Miz is on fire
I added basically all the legends unlocked in Showcase mode though. I think I only forgot to add Andre and someone else, not sure who.
BIG RED ASSKICKING MACHINE #14
Go back to your diva generals, friend. This thread has basically no wrestling discussion anyway.
Kane eliminates Miz as IF YOU SMELELELELELE Samoan enters as #15
Middle Aged Lesbian From Winnipeg #16
Damn you guys are mad, should at least be discussing wrestling to prove that I'm actually shitting the thread up :^)
Kane just eliminated JUSTicho.
And Harper takes Kane out, impressive performance by Spooky Swampman so far
forgot the screen
Turns out it's Diego according to Jerry
FUCKING SANTINO eliminates Harper
MACHI MADNESS #19
Obviously meant Macho Madness
Rock eliminates Santino, Sin Cara #20
TEN TO GO
Rock eliminates Sin Cara
Scott Hall #21
And one ninja turtle eliminates the other one
It's almost done, don't worry lads
Randy Savage eliminates The Rock
That fucking shirt though
Not-sure-which Uso enters as #25
inb4 Haitch enters as #30
I think Uso eliminated Fernando, not sure though
Didn't recognize the music at first but turns out it's Tyson Kidd #26
Why did they fire him? He was good. Eden, Jojo, and Lillian all suck ass. And why won' they use Chimel?
Do you guys WWE is genuinely retarded or are there barriers blocking them from booking things?
Women generally suck as ring announcers but are eye candy I guess
Tyson eliminates X-Pac
You better close your eyes because it's Christian at #27
And so, Christian & Nash & Uso eliminate Tyson
Final 3 people will join soon
I noticed he stopped coming from the crowd. Are they afraid he will get killed by WM32?
knew he was waiting in the wings
hoping we see pic related too
Kill one Samoan, another one enters the ring. FUCK. #29
Shawn eliminates Scott Hall
y'all better pray to god Uso doesn't win it
inb4 Roman/Beeg #30
Got eliminated by Stardust at the same moment as Christian got eliminated by Uso
SAMOA IS REMOVED
Please kys Dean Mark
probably the worst potato rumble yet
nothing will beat the original though
STARDUST IS GOING TO MAIN EVENT WRESTLEMANIA
God, this Rumble was a mistake.
First was Darren Young
Second was Bam Bam
Third was Brayy
And now in 2k16, so far only Stardust won
I once had a dream about being in a wrestling match in a what looked to be a TNA six sided ring. It was some hardcore tag match and my partner was Iron Sheik.
He died in that match and I woke up sad as fuck
What the fuck is this gay video game crap in the thread?
Get the fuck out of here
What the fuck is this gay trip crapb in the thread?
Get the fuck out of here
beat brock at extreme rules with a kimura
I had a dream about face KO (think Bret vs Austin face) against Triple H at wrestlemania for the title with HBK as guess referee.
The match was kinda goofy and all kinds of home alone hijinx were happening since HBK was trying to help H to retain the title. KO won after he did a pop-up powerbomb to Shawn and a Package Piledriver to Triple H. Lil Naitch arrives to save the day and count the pin.
Shit, did wwe figure out the free network trick?
It's not working anymore.
his normal finisher is a battering ram headbutt (a lot of his offense incorporates his goat horns) but for big matches he breaks out the Kudo Driver
Signatures are Cattle Mutilation and Alley Oop Facebuster. If you hit the facebuster on the corner they'll start bleeding 90% of the time